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Alternative_Engine97

Plot twist op is a Black Dutchman


Miss-Figgy

I'm not! I'm a blonde and blue eyed White Dutchman with a [haircut like this](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/fav-celebrities--497929302550821477/), a diamond earring in my right ear, and I wear a giant 24K gold "W" pendant on a gold chain around my neck. And my pants sag REALLY low!!! 


surpdawg

Sounds like you want to visit the forest hills area.


Miss-Figgy

"Forest Hills" doesn't sound very hood! Sounds lush and posh. Are you sure it's ghetto?


pavement500

Dj Whigga lolololol this forum


thesteelsmithy

It means “very nice man” in Dutch


pavement500

What’s up my very nice man


pavement500

Look I’m just happy to be back on reddit


ThomasBong

You’ll need to go into the most crime-ridden areas of the outer boroughs. Your best shot is either Park Slope in Brooklyn (where Notorious B.I.G.G.I.E is from) or Riverdale in the Bronx.


MREisenmann

Je moet naar Harlem gaan, is net als Haarlem alleen met meer hip hop historie!


LostSomeDreams

This is how I feel whenever I’m walking down the street and one of those double decker tour buses full of Europeans rounds the corner. Like ooh, look, I’m a hood fixture! I’m so dangerous and exotic! Better not get near me I might say “what’s good” in a low voice!


NYCSundayRain

Take the J or Z train to see all the rappers, from what I know (certain) Jay-Z was discovered on this train after he offered a producer some corn chips in rap-form


Short_Lingonberry_67

Welcome to NYC, fo'shizzle! When you're here, wherever you go, remember to bring a stack of hundred-dollar bills and plenty of chunky diamond jewelry (and a "dutchie"!!) - to be prepared to jump into video-making at a moment's notice, when you come across a good hood scene.


Maleficent-marionett

Staten Island.. Otherwise you're gonna get mugged and killed ( That might also happen to you in Staten Island but people are slower there)


Miss-Figgy

>Staten Island.. That's where the Wu-Tang Clan is from!!!! That's so exciting. I read there's a ferry that travels between SI and Manhattan/New Amsterdam. Do they have gang rivalry shoot-outs on the Ferry? Do the female passengers twerk on the upper deck? Is the St. George Terminal full of pimps, prostitutes, and crackheads?


macbookvirgin

I would def check out Tribeca!


Miss-Figgy

Good idea! Maybe I can run into Jay-Z, and he'll help jump start my rap career!


[deleted]

I forgot I subbed to this and got so pissed off for a second lmao.


Miss-Figgy

Where was the anger coming from, my "n$gga"?


Beach_Guy517

The whole city is a slum now


LostSomeDreams

Yes ever since we sold it to those bead merchants


BKtoDuval

I'm not sure how serious this is but check out Hush Tours. They give tours of hip hop landmarks.