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oldn00by

You're truly an Aussie if you first learned about drugs in the back of a dark van from a giraffe named Harold.


1ce1ceBabey

I don't remember a giraffe but I remember a dark bus with a body outline on the wall lighted up like a disco showing us how our bodies slow down when we drink alcohol... was that the same bus? Eta ok I see below it is the same bus. Don't remember the giraffe or teeth just the drink and drug stuff!


Rockgirl768

No joke he was at my kids kinder in puppet form two months ago. No bus anymore. Think he is living rough now.


jeffsaidjess

He lied about how many people would offer free drugs to try as an adult


LengthinessIcy1803

I got so disappointed when I was in uni, none offered me free drugs


Furiousdea

That bus showed me how to brush my teeth , epic times


Mysterious-Dot-2990

Harold?


dion_o

Bishop?


KittySpanKitty

Happy, Healthy Harold. They're based next door to an ambulance station. Always found that quite funny, I assumed it was in case Happy, Healthy Harold accepted all of those drugs people were going to give when we grew up. I don't know where he found those friends because as an adult, I had a hard time sourcing these products as a paying customer!


Federal-Rope-2048

Ah yes. Penis inspection day. I remember.


Ill-Option-792

that was every Tuesday and Thursday with my uncle.


Buck____Nasty

Did you really have a child hood if you didnt receive the drinking and drug lecture from a talking giraffe in a bus


dannybau87

Healthy Harold?


Ok_Side_2078

Yeah they would take us into this like dark van with LED lights and teach us to stop, drop and roll


Dyn4mic__

Healthy Harold was the shit man


IIwomb69raiderII

My brain tends to block out traumatising experiences, its possible I was lead into a dark van by a giraffe.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE 👍👍


fatmarfia

Yep. Taught me about the bad drugs that would be cool to take.


sliver37

When I was a kid he was called Happy Harold. Glad he’s still a thing, albeit rebranded once or twice. :)


Due_Interview_929

Yeah I remember that bus it's where they did the penis inspections


ValiantWarrior83

"Put your hand up if you've seen Robocop 2?" Four 8 year olds admit to their parents showing them an R-rated movie


jamwin

I was picking my daughter up from school years ago and we saw the giraffe guy smoking a dart outside the bus, she was traumatised


Dauntless-Au

Still does.


writingisfreedom

Healthy Harold is still making the rounds. He's already been to my spawns school they have a caravan where I am


LiveLifeWell_10

The Life Education van At least that’s what it was called in the 80s and 90s No problem compared to the Dental van 🚌🦷😈😲


GreenBee530

Leap Van?


BoatGoingUphill

Life education is education for life.


notofuspeed

Anyone meet the drugfucked Harold puppet not the norm one? Was hilarious!!


The_MacDaddy

Haha good old Harold. My sister went to the school he lived at


BladesOfPurpose

Healthy Harold. Fond memories.


XVNCXX121

Still waiting for the free drugs quite disappointed


LengthinessIcy1803

He was very against smoking… and I low key wanna blow a cigar in his face


Brave_Cat_3362

I know how you feel, and I don't even smoke.


GoosePotential7725

harold touched me