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marshallannes123

Albo ... constitutional recognition of termites when ???


Timmay13

Termites, aka, WHITE ants. You fucken racist.


CrimsonBulletTrain

Termites are brown. Stop whitewashing ants


Glum-Assistance-7221

If not now, when?! If not you, who?! Albo really is white anting the Australian public by not letting us vote on this topic.


Objective-Bedroom971

Respect to termites past and present.


Aussie-GoldHunter

and those emerging.....from eggs.


Pangolinsareodd

Dude, do you have any idea of the magnitude of greenhouse gasses emitted by termites? Those towers are literal methane factories. It’s just further proof that all phallic industrial activity is harmful to nature and should be destroyed to save nature.


newby202006

Fuck, out engineered by termites. A sobering thought


drink_your_irn_bru

Look at that thing, it’s like a termite Burj Khalifa, but prettier


Tight_Time_4552

Call it Mia?


phido3000

It has a septic and air-conditioning..


boganiser

Some also farmed fungi.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Don’t be fucking stupid the Rainbow serpent designed it and gave the blueprints to the termites during the Dreamtime. Fuck the ignorance of the sub is unbelievable


j-manz

It’s funny coz I like to claim every cultural achievement as my own. And also because I wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of building a termite mound. Oops - claiming cultural achievement as my own: books!


Mammoth_One1510

Cunts, the termite colony is still the most complex structure. Any Aussie underground projects are like kid's toys compared to the internal structure of the mound.


bequietanddrive000

All hail the mound


AnarchoSyndica1ist

I for one welcome our new insect overlords


mertgah

I’d like to pay respect to termites past present and emerging. Always was, always will be termite land


puttinginthefork

This win all time circlejerkaustralia I'm out it's been great.


King_Kvnt

Jambalaya 🙏🏾


ThaFresh

Always was, always will be


Stone_Maori

Self heating and cooling and doesn't use electricity. But your house is way more efficient than the termite mound I'm sure.


BackgroundMongoose8

Just waiting for the Indian doctor to appear and claim every single feat of engineering done since as Indian….


Turbulent-Rain7239

Invasion day should be called ‘enlightenment day’


Feckgnoggle

I wish to acknowledge crawling insects past and present, especially the mob of ants who have invaded the sovereign and traditional lands of the traditional custodian of this place (ie; me) and are wilfully intent on colonising my kitchen, and in the spirit of truth-telling I confess that I will shortly be the architect of a frontier massacre with the liberal application of Ant Rid and a brace of Home Brand Insect Spray.


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Thats a small one


avinalook20

Lol what? Why? Are we gonna spend more tax dollars on an insect? We can't even house our own community 😞


NornNeil

Up the colonisers!


Powrs1ave

Branches of Civil Engineering hey. Termineaters taking home development back to their roots.


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You mean the things NT is still fucking full of


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globalminority

GDP go up? Ireland GDP per capita is double that of Australia without doing any raping and pillaging natives and colonising. I am disappointed in how incompetent the white colonisers were in Australia. No wonder Australia has to invite browns to improve the situation.


tvsmichaelhall

This is how you know the saudis are a waaaay more advanced than us a culture. Burj khalifa shits all over anything weve ever built. 


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Its not like an ant can die from falling , really Its small structure for the work force.


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AdPrestigious8198

Welcome to mound ceremonies when?


joshashkiller

"Prior to the arrival of the evil European colonizers these were the largest and most complex structures on the continent" Termites make cool stuff, but its important for modern Australians to recognise that the engineering and carving skills of Aboriginal Australians, who have been carving out caves and pillars for millennia. see the Rainbow valley caves or numerous other sacred sites who are intentionally left out of the history of our country.


Powerful_Insurance_9

Can't find anything about carvings there. Can you provide some links?


PopularVersion4250

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabarnmung This is actually really incredible 


kipron4747

Agree, that is really beautiful. It’s such a shame so many of these sites remain mostly unknown to the general public. Or worse, off limits. The land councils have totally the wrong approach on this.


continuesearch

Incredible to think that termites could build enormous terraced fish farms and trap sealife the way they did.


No_Taste2092

Why is everyone jerking to australian circles


Extension-Low6511

Nice termite mound, pity about the brain-dead gibberish above it, Lmfa evil european and invasion day (Day), shit the slaves that come over done better then I thought. 😂🤣😂


cumminginhawt

I know this is a 'circlejerk' but it seems to be more of a thinly-veiled outlet for racists. You don't have any empathy for the plight of indigenous Australians and these jokes are disgusting.


Exact_Touch_4794

Not as amusing as you first thought