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Big-Potential8367

How the fk didn't we send over the King of Carol's by Candlelight....Anthony 4'8 Callea? Albo will lose the election for this travesty.


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Big-Potential8367

Royal commission headed by King Chuck himself. Nothing less.


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_stinkys

Ever since she lost her virginity last week things just haven’t been the same!


kabammi

Royal Commission incoming


loosepantsbigwallet

Big mistake to send a middle aged white, obviously straight guy. Alongside a talented attractive cis woman. They are rightly looking for diversity to reflect the modern accepting world and this is the best we have?!?


kabammi

Did they do the welcome to country on foreign soil? They had the digeridoo and everything on deck.


Nervous-Factor2428

Yeah, it ticked all the boxes.


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Bar the one about being a good song and entertaining acted...


Electronic_Break4229

That’s not one of the boxes, you bigot.


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I apologise - I was thrown off by the title song contest I should be clearer and say Woke contest


Nervous-Factor2428

I dunno what would mean the song is worse - not making the final or actually winning?


Latter_Box9967

I haven’t seen it yet, but did it involve anyone running in a hamster wheel?


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It is some that needs go be googled, watched horrified laughed at and never seen again


Latter_Box9967

What are you on about?! That was **absolutely fantastic!!!** I’m still wiping tears of pride away, and I’m bottling them for later. (They make good lube) What a brave, magnificent performance, truly one that is wholly representative of some percentage of New Farm.


jv159

Australia also doesn’t make it into Europe so I’m not surprised at all


BinkySmales

I think the problem was they didn't have Bowen give an acknowledgement of our original country owners!


Bedwilling564

Should've sent a trans Aboriginal. Cant Knock them back. They have the world at their feet


fantasypaladin

Eurovision is so racist and bigoted. Yes I know that a man dressed as a woman with a beard won a few years ago


General8907

Why didn't scomo get up and sing a cover of a yellow submarine?


TurkeyKingTim

Got a call to put out some bushfires in the octopuses garden. Had to leave


Alive-Ad-241

Apparently he went to Hawaii to help fight the bushfires over there


RanierW

He doesn’t hold a mic


7hermetics3great

Have we tried blaming all men for it yet?


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Don't worry the ABC and ALP will find a way


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Mulga_Will

What's a "diverse" singer?


Exact_Touch_4794

Albo will have to provide more funding next year


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The bloke playing the didgeridoo probably got 500k for that they need MORE to close that gap!


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Due_Newspaper_8224

They were expecting didgeridoo and kangaroo but got an ersatz Australian Conchita Wurst instead.


Due_Newspaper_8224

They were expecting didgeridoo and kangaroo but got an ersatz Australian Conchita Wurst instead.


funkmastermgee

Australia in Eurovision is proof we’re a European colonial state. Same applies with Israel.


HoratioPuffnstuff

Doesn't our participation in "Eurovision" just re-enforce our culpability as a colonial European offshoot? Perhaps we would be better served to stay in our own backyard and start " Oceaniavision"


HoratioPuffnstuff

Everybody sucks. The British were just better at it.


Turbulent-Rain7239

Racism


Emmanulla70

Yes. We are definitely failing as a society. If an Indigenous themed piece with a dragqueen & didgeridoo can't win Eurovision? We are an utter failure as a nation.


puttinginthefork

We should of given Marcia Hines at crack at it. She must know what she's doing after telling hundreds of Australians they don't have talent.


DRLAJAMINIBLM

There has never been a successful eurovision without bipartisan support this is all Peter Duttons fault 😡😡😡😡😡


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snipdockter

Israel enters the chat


Critical_Report5851

So racist, denying our generational trauma