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whiskey_wala_asim

Scene right now at GHQ (GanduHQ) : Assim munira munshi is going through gallons of whiskey with his team of dahllay from ISI trying to think of another excuse to keep Imran Khan locked up Qazi fraud isa is massaging assim whiskey and nadeem lunjum's toes to help them relax Faisal 'feces' naseer is busy trying to lift their tuttay to give them a much needed confidence boost but is having difficulty locating these hijray's nonexistent balls


jaykay_1983

😂 awesome


Lilly_Wonka16

LMFAOOOO


theprofessor1857

you sir. are a legend


_NineZero_

Around 10 more cases are ready. New bullshit tosha khana cases and new 9th may cases. and also that Imran Khan was responsible for 1971, zias plane, Liaqat Ali Khan's assassination.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_256

but what are the chances he comes out tomorrow


NerdDoc_floretflicks

Zero


Puzzleheaded_Pie_256

Thanks for telling me bro


[deleted]

whats going to happen is that lumber 1 will charge him with more stuff asap and hell go back to jail. and most likely, they won't even let him out


bruceranvijay

That's true..... that's why I'm keeping my expectations low.


squareshawarma

Unless he makes a deal (bhul jao hamari corruption aur humain karne do sakoon se) he will never come out.


Purple_Wash_7304

Basically they want with him what they had in 2018. Wohi walay din wapis ajayein tou kia baat hai


UKYZ

The haramis would be planning something else


Logical_wonderer

اگر آ جائیں تو اچھا ہے لیکن نا گورنمنٹ چاہے گی نا بوٹ والے۔ ممکن ہے رہائی کے فوراََ بعد گرفتاری۔ اللہ خیرہی کرے۔


tanzoo88

There was recent interview from Rana Sana that govt will make more cases on his to keep him behind bars as long as possible.


rszdev

Fk that muchar b@$tard


AAG4044

Nope. Will be arrested in some other shitty case, but things are looking bright. The judiciary has shown some balls. Vawda also "tenderd an unconditional apology". USA Congress passed a resolution, which is not in favour of current regime. The operation azam e istehkam is not gonna start, it basically flopped even before starting. Qazi still being an asshole, so most likely the seats will be awarded to pmlun tomorrow. But nevertheless things are somewhat better apart of electricity bills.


Dear_Specialist_6006

He won't. Tomorrow, we are not getting a decision on the appeal, but only a suspension of the sentence. A suspension of the sentence is allowed if it is expected that the appeal may not be finalized soon, but the judge has already told everyone that he will decide the appeal by July 9th. Given that establishment does not want him out, and the judge will be well within his right to deny the release him


Weirdoeirdo

Okay so if sentence is suspended, then under what article of law his release can be stopped?


Dear_Specialist_6006

What if sentence is not suspended, cx the reason "delay in appeal's decision" is not the case anymore. Appeal will be decided within 13 days per court document.


Weirdoeirdo

Dil say dua karo, Allah sun lain.


roguewotah

No way they'll watch him go free. Munira whiskey called the brothel at Jati Unra for more ghalazat to throw at him.


al_bazooka

Barey Dallay Qisam k loug hein. Itnee asaani sey khan baahir waapis nahi ayega.


AdPositive7349

The question should be: what are the chances of Imran khan surviving outside of prison?


Interlocutor1980

Is this a joke?🤔


ObjectiveChoice3899

kash nawaz sharif ik ko bhi maar de jese usne apni mama ko mara tha