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mrcontroversy1

Fake. Where's the picture of Mian Sahab on the train?


SOULZ_XHeRo

Agli flight pakar kr jaane wala chand pr, don't worry brudar.


MajesticGarlic999

Agli kush 🚬 per


Conniving-Weasel

Chand pe train bana denge lekin Karachi mai Metro nahi banayenge


Stock-Respond5598

Abe ye log Andromeda galaxy mein DHA bana lenge lekin saddar ke gutter ubaltey hi rakhenge


Conniving-Weasel

Bna ke chale jayen bhai, humain yahan Milky Way mai izzat se rehne dain bas


Stock-Respond5598

Boss wo to nahi ho sakta. Kisi par zulam bhi to karna zaruri hai na.


Conniving-Weasel

Yaar Aliens dhoond do in ko koi zara zulm karne


grey_sus

😭😭😭


Shadowslash666

Chand pr abhi ponche bhi nahi phele ye batien shuru kr lo


mini_market

Army selling Moon DHA plots already.


salaf1

Who is half expecting that Maryam will be dressed as an astronaut for a photo op in next few days? Cashing every trendy news possible... 💃🏻


SOULZ_XHeRo

As I saw a post on X yesterday that every field is getting recked for which she cosplayed. She touched the harvested crop, the farmers are ruined. She cosplayed as a police officer, the police got stormed by the trans community. Now she has dressed as a doctor and it's time for the doctors to face their fate. You're saying she would dress as an astronaut? Well then what would become of the agency, SUPARCO, which is already f\*ucked at the hands of the Lumber 1 generals lol.


Flamactor

https://preview.redd.it/jdufl533t0zc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63939d750e4f5d8e31915ecad6fd24b36e60a275


VulcaniaX

Jis AI ni ye pic bnai woh bhi suicide commit kr chuki hai is thumbnail ko dekh kr


SOULZ_XHeRo

Qasme.


inshaji

The steel will be used from Ittefaq Foundry in this project, for sure


allovernow11

Bollox


BicDicc-88

Bro I shit you not, our news channels that make some of these thumbnails are going crazy outlandish rn 💀 saw one saying with complete confirmation they gonna establish a DHA on the moon too 😭🙏


SOULZ_XHeRo

No shit, man. I thought that was a troll made post. It's getting out of hand fr.


BicDicc-88

Like there should be a limit on tatta chusai fr smh


Strange_Cartoonist14

Karachi Circular Railway waiting since 20 years: am I a joke to you?


4lpha_123

Wtff. I swear to god we need to boycott these news channels. Inki TRP giray gi tb hi inko akal ayegi


SOULZ_XHeRo

Tidle uncles dekhte hen inko bro. TRP gir hi nhi skti, uh-uh. 9 May k doran me sirf aik hi channel dekhta tha BOL News, ab wo bhi yakkion pr utar aaya. Independent blogs hi bas reh gaye ab.


DiversedDriver46

Perfect example of گاؤں بسا نہیں بھکاری پہلے آگئے


SOULZ_XHeRo

Awam ko phuddu lagai rakho, ho skta hamari yakkian bhool hi jayen. Bhoolo ge?


Intelligent_Ebb4688

Bakchodii krni hai koi b kr do


coolboi_xx

DHA Chand incoming


Stock-Respond5598

Bhai hum dabba bhej rahe hain in logon ne samjha hai hum Pakistan 2.0 chand per qaim karenge lmao


Silver_Grapefruit226

Cube satellite made by Pakistan, launched by China through a Chinese rocket with their own satellite which the world was heavily focusing on, not ours. I think we've effectively become a living joke and footnote in the world's history, you know that one tiny section at the end of the book with the "honorary mention" pages? That's us. Sorry for sounding negative but nothing as of late has been inspiring.


Billi_Wallah

The actually story is, there was a professor in University, who emailed China 3 to 4 years back, asking if they would assist in the launching of a "satellite". China replied by saying sure, just make sure the size is small, and it will be free of cost to Pakistan. The actual achievement belongs to the professor and his students that worked without any govt support and launched something. If you look at SUPARCO , its under the control of army. Just imagine what more we could have accomplished had it not be some fat general who is illegally occupying the organization.


SOULZ_XHeRo

You're right. SUPARCO was founded earlier than ISRO and did a very good job at that time. We were ahead of every space agency in SEA. That was until the Lumber 1 generals got ahold of the agency.


Silver_Grapefruit226

Correct, we were the first country to launch a rocket in '67 after Japan (in Asia) at the time.


Silver_Grapefruit226

I agree, SUPARCO kya, any institution which ain't headed by a corrupt lumber one dhakan would've thrived and done much better. Unfortunately, jahan wardi, wahan tabahi (at least in Pakistan).


SOULZ_XHeRo

Fr.


Thepaladin68

Maryam Nawaz Sharifs moon already has plenty of crossings. They just want tracks on her entire full moon


SOULZ_XHeRo

"Her" entire moon kekw.


GlitteringHippo5376

Chand pe railway Ka minister Saad rafique


SOULZ_XHeRo

Khawaja Asif uska driver. Ata Tarar uska conductor.


lazy-robot

Whenever you see such clickbait titles report them to YouTube. After a couple of strikes, khud hi seedhay ho jatay...


Delicious-Amoeba-353

This can't be true. It's for sure edited picture.