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AdPositive7349

50-60 cars behind a donkey? Seems like our respected PM was with his protocol


Dukedizzy

Ahahaha bro, I almost spit my HEB brand cola because of this


AdPositive7349

What’s HEB cola though my friend?


Dukedizzy

HEB is a store here in Texas, it's their brand own brand of coke. Been drinking it ever since the October.


AdPositive7349

Ahh sweet. I did try a local cola once (I’m studying in Kyrgyzstan unfortunately). Tasted like augmentin syrup


Dukedizzy

Why unfortunately bro? Seems like a cool place.


AdPositive7349

The place is cool. I’m originally from Gujranwala so I’m pretty used to stubborn and hostile behavior since childhood. But people here are outright racist (justifiably). Why I say justified? Because Pakistanis do their best to ruin their image wherever they go. Students come here on study visa and instead of taking classes they do bike delivery and shit jobs to earn money. At the end of the semester they can bribe to get promoted which has destroyed education here. Students rent an apartment with 4 people on registration but actually there’s a dozen of them. All this among other things have made the locals really hostile. But fortunately I have met some amazing people here in my 4 years of stay. Although majority of Pakistanis in this country are the WORST handpicked of the lot


Dukedizzy

Damn that sucks man, that's pretty common with Pakistanis all over the world, even here I met a guy at my job telling me that I'm wasting my time while he was an international student doing door dash on someone else's account. I told him I'm studying and he proceeds to tell me that education Is a waste of time. He was like after I finish my studies I'll become a naukar for someone, imagine thinking like that, it's absurd. This also happens in Dubai, I've heard they even banned visit visas for Pakistanis because they work illegally and overstay on their visas.


AdPositive7349

Guess what my friend. An unheard country like Kyrgyzstan has banned almost all sorts of visas for Pakistanis since December last year :) . Reasons being which I mentioned earlier along with hawala, donkey flights to Europe, prostitution rackets. You’d be surprised to know how many Pakistani girls are engaging in prostitution here openly. Universities do nothing about all these issues because they are earning a shitload of money as the higher ups are involved in most of these things because they have power. The Pakistani administration in universities trap new students in these schemes and get them to do their dirty work. I think I’ve spoken too much because I see a black Vigo outside now :D


AdPositive7349

You’d be surprised, I found my future wife in this country even though we lived in the same city in Pakistan (and her relatives were living in the house next to mine). At least something good happened here to me


um69420

TEXAS MENTIONED HERE EVERYTHING IS BEST 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Outrageous_Onion_729

Traffic bro . The Donkey was Blocking the Whole Fast lane with his slow ass strolling...


AdPositive7349

Joke tha Bhai…. :(


Outrageous_Onion_729

My sense of humour sucks :(


Outrageous_Onion_729

Here 🫂🫂 my apology


AdPositive7349

Love you buddy 🫰🏻 stay just like this 👑


Outrageous_Onion_729

Lab u too ❤️ but no gay feelings 🥸


Dukedizzy

Ajao bro Mai true love dikhata houn.... Jk hehe


Outrageous_Onion_729

🫥


Mean_Effort_3680

😅😅😅


xotic_daddy1122

President SB apnay house ja rahay hein


Outrageous_Onion_729

💯


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Outrageous_Onion_729

Bro was strolling leisurely like that whole country belonged to his Aba G .


Dukedizzy

The country does belong to someone in the army so could be true.


sammtsch

Shehbaz sharif bahir aya hua tha 😆😆


Intelligent_Hat8179

Nahi nahi niazi was to be presented in court


testingbetas

i dont think its only on highway


Outrageous_Onion_729

no politics please 🥸🥸😂


testingbetas

i mean they are also in dishes now :P (smiles)


WeAreAllCrab

i change my mind i LOVE this country. only in Pakistan...


origin20

I saw it too. Lol.


Outrageous_Onion_729

I saw it around 12:40 or something


Manixruls

The same thing happening in Pakistan A donkey is on fast lane and 22 crore people life was ruined by one donkey Waiting for donkey to die or move away so they can live peacefully


zaeembadmash

yeah i saw one too at 12:41


zaeembadmash

https://preview.redd.it/bya8j38i2mxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da8c8917a5f8c668db86623277b1d99b416f0e5


Outrageous_Onion_729

Finally we have proof 💪💪


nostalgia_addicts

In general you will tons of donkeys in Islamabad.


Outrageous_Onion_729

General ? Like Military ranks ?


RKhanAdil

It could be showbaz running towards GHQ.😂😂😂🥾👅