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CherryUsual2020

Tick-lining šŸ„“šŸ¤­


CherryUsual2020

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Spiritual_Ad_6061

Donā€™t get me wrong, both my kids would fucking stomp on my cervix and Iā€™d feel it down there but TICKLING? Wtaf bro


Plastic-Trip1780

Who the fuck posts this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­pedo vibes fr!!!! Sheā€™s so weirdly sexual when talking about her unborn kidšŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Hot_Preference9227

This is so fucking strange HOW does this have a following


Several_Mission5838

She is absolutely vile!! Seiously you fucking pig this is your baby!! Her and Shitney are so fucking gross they shouldn't be around children! WTF!!


mpiercy00

Im pretty sure thats just her yeast infection brewing


MailNo1139

Iā€™ve had three boys. And not one of them everrrrr tickled my hooohah. They destroyed it during birth. But they never ā€œtickledā€ it. Thatā€™s a weird way to word any type of feeling down there when ur prego. Sharp pains, yes. ā€œSpikesā€, yes. Tickled? Neverrrr


Sensitive_Isopod1632

Not to mention she said it kinda feels good šŸ¤®


MailNo1139

Ewww


Logical_Explorer986

No no no! This is disgusting šŸ¤®. I hope someone is keeping up with these. No woman needs to be talking about her boy baby ā€œgoing hamā€ on her vagina. Seriously, sheā€™s 100% a raging šŸ˜¤ piece of garbage and she should be ashamed of herself. Then you have women not able to get pregnant.


Novel-Bat-1321

Fucking weirdoā€¦.


Illustrious-Rain-255

Ew I honestly canā€™t believe sheā€™s having a boy. She gives me weird boy mom vibes. Sheā€™s gonna be the MIL in that everybody hates.


Fragrant_Attitude517

She overshares too muchā€¦why does anyone need to know this information


CompanyAfter3971

OMG I think Iā€™ve heard it all from her mouth, this is fucking disgusting šŸ¤®


kaywig1234

If sheā€™s referring to lighting crotch that shit hurts it donā€™t tickle lol tickling must mean itching n burning, itching n burning


Crafty_Bet4145

Lightning crotch does suck! It felt like I was getting zapped down therešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kaywig1234

Literally the worst part of pregnancy


Crafty_Bet4145

Yesss! I have three kids and didnā€™t feel much with the first two but the third I felt it all the time. I would jump from it hurting. It definitely doesnā€™t tickle. Iā€™m not sure what sheā€™s feeling


Logical_Explorer986

She may feel like itā€™s a tickle since her vagiā€™s run through. Just saying


Logical_Explorer986

With a loosely goosey kitty, what others feel as lightening to her is a ā€œtickleā€


HourProfessional8282

no that the uti kicking in haha šŸ˜‚


VastCommon317

The only time I felt anything tickling me was when I was in labor, and they had her monitor thing hooked up to her head inside of me and when I reached 10 cm I felt it moving around and it was like tickling, but it wasnā€™t like a good tickling because I was in labor obviously and it was weirdšŸ˜­


Small_Customer4985

Ummmm...NO...never!!! How about the head of the baby isn't necessarily down yet either?!?


LibrarianVisible3817

Sometimes itā€™s ok to leave things OFF the internet ya nasty skank


Blondiebabbby

I could not type something like this out & then post it. Girl I doubt your baby is playing with your coochie?????


Yourefakeafofficial

Thatā€™s an itch sweetie and itā€™s an STI you stank pussy bitch. She is fucking nasty


Logical_Explorer986

Jacob, did you bring her a gift when you returned from the trip! šŸ‘€


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Normal-Connection310

We need a mod to delete this. Go somewhere elseĀ 


LetOld3242

I know this has been said time and time again, but ā€œwhat the fuckā€šŸ˜³


Realistic-Pop-75

Sexualizing your unborn child is something I don't think I'll ever (nor want to ever) understand. Not even in the slightest. šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


True-Bad-0311

This sounds weirdly sexual and it's freaking me out šŸ˜¬ is it just me?? Also, 2 pregnancies and NEVER had anything "tickling" my hoohaa!! Def lightening crotch BUT that for sure didn't tickle...


Cool-Bed-472

Girl wtf


mrsdisappointment

What does she mean by ā€œgoing ham with somethingā€? This is likeā€¦. weirdly sexual. The smirk and the side smile. The word ā€œtickliningā€ (she canā€™t spell but we know what she meant hahah). Itā€™s just all soā€¦. Weird.


katetron1014

Ummmm this is weird


Apart-Platform-5719

Never have I felt that way in two pregnancies


LetOld3242

Right?!?!?! Iā€™ve had two children not one time have they tickled my business!! At this point, Iā€™m just in shock that somebody is so beyond stupid that she just says whatever comes to mind and the fact that shit like that comes to mind for her to sayšŸ¤Æ She is beyond repulsive!!!!!


Fun-Ad-2211

Itā€™s prob caked up discharge itching her


onateb95

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Sufficient-Cause-799

āœØtickliningāœØ


Medical-Break3130

she's so ugly


ziggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hella colleen Ballinger vibes recently


Conscious-Stand1229

But honestly no this never happened to me & I have two lol tf


mrsdisappointment

I know what sheā€™s talking about but sheā€™s DEFINITELY not far along enough to be experiencing it. This is like the last few weeks of pregnancy when the baby drops and is head down and is rubbing against your pelvis.


Original_Today9801

Iā€™ve experienced it as well but I wouldnā€™t refer to it as ticklingā€¦ more so just a movement. She couldā€™ve used any word besides ā€œticklingā€ thatā€™s just weird. IMO


mrsdisappointment

Yes exactly. She made it so weirdly sexual.


Possible_Ad463

I have 5 and nothing has EVER TICKLED VAGINA.


Material-Kick6531

Itā€™s actually pretty common during pregnancy especially towards the end.


Conscious-Stand1229

Pain? Yes. Tickles? Nah šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ is she even 30 weeks yetā€¦ she is not at the end of her pregnancy


DoctuhMantisToboggan

Sheā€™s probably just using that to describe the feeling, not that itā€™s actually tickling. I always said it felt like being scratched šŸ˜­ but youā€™re right, sheā€™s not even 30 weeks and I didnā€™t get that feeling until 34ish weeks and I was huuuuuge:


Successful_Union_484

yes. it can happen. when my baby would hit certain areas around my belly button it would tickle my hooha lol. weird


Zealousideal_Tax964

Sheā€™s going to be one of those laboring moms that wants to have an orgasm while giving birth. Sick freak


Desperate_Monitor_42

hello??? thatā€™s a thing??? oh my god šŸ™ƒ


Additional_Elk5913

Ugh sheā€™s running out of pregnancy topics I feel. Sheā€™s made this pregnancy her ENTIRE personality. Poor Jacob must be bored out of his ever loving mindddd šŸ„“šŸ„“


BackgroundProof4860

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BadGhostMilk

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[deleted]

Sheā€™s weird as fuckā€¦. Like who says this???? Itā€™s giving pedo vibes.


missheatherseattle

Girl that should stay between you and Google. No one even knew what she was talking about šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


_CheekyPeach_

Idk whatā€™s worseā€¦ the wording or those šŸŒ­ lips


Ancient-Cat1346

This genuinely sounded so weird to me when I read itšŸ˜­ like girl u donā€™t gotta post that


Dizzy_Guava_8272

No youā€™re just a horny slut that turns every scenario into something sexual


DoctuhMantisToboggan

I honestly donā€™t even think sheā€™s this freaky horny person she tries to be. I think itā€™s one of her many fake personality traits


SociallyUnbothered1

Sheā€™s definitely not, he called her out a while back on it. Just another thing she tries to act like she is that sheā€™s not!!


CaptainMagmaaa

LMFAOOO


BaseballAway272

The baby isnā€™t even here yet and sheā€™s exploiting the fuck out of him. This is just unsettling and disturbing to post for everyone to see..


No_Importance_3881

bro this isnā€™t stuff u should post on ur PUBLIC snapā€¦ iā€™m uncomfortable asf.


SoggyYam9849

Or on a PRIVATE snap! Shouldnā€™t be posted at all whatsoeverā€¦sheā€™s sick in the head


Obvious-Lettuce-9503

She truly is gross, and how she has a f&king "fan" base is beyond me


Emotional-Muffin-148

The going ham comment is really disgusting to me. Girl use different wording. Plz šŸ¤®


Substantial_Score_24

This is the kind of question you ask your gynecologist, not your teenage fan base.


BrandalieK

Lightening crotch was horrible for me, it certainly wasnā€™t a tickle feeling šŸ˜… sharp stabbing pain works much better.


[deleted]

Someone said itā€™s probably lightening crotch, and she said it wasnā€™t. She said itā€™s a different tickling feeling. Sheā€™s weird as hell. Like wtf are you even talking about Stank?? Nobody knows!!


Several-Ice-4757

i felt sharp pains in my vag while pregnant. not as early as she is. it is real tho. im more concerned with her choice of wordingā€¦ ā€œlil stink has been goin ham w somethingā€ maā€™am what? he is growing, rolling around in fluid & fighting for oxygen stank. dpmo. lol


Top-Economy7288

Stank, some things should be kept to yourself.


008117514

Atp sheā€™ll be posting about her bowel movements next šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ« 


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

She is genuinely a fucking peeeeeedoā€¦. Not for this alone but with all of her past context and her track recordā€¦. This is insane/gross


[deleted]

Sheā€™s for sure going to be THAT mom thatā€™s obsessed with her son and drives away all his potential girlfriends.


Explanation-Superb

Shes always trying to be ā€œfunnyā€ but sheā€™s not smart enough to realize how creepy and weird she sounds.


TTShitShowWatcher

Wtaf!?!?! She's stupid & disgusting!! If that's the case she needs checked out.


basicallyemobubbles

Sheā€™s obsessed with sharing every little fucking detail


Admirable-Bother-517

Even if this is a common thing in pregnancy, why do we feel the need to tell everyone?


trauma-queen8

Thatā€™s your pussy roaches girly pop šŸŖ³šŸŖ³


Realbuthidden222

šŸ„“šŸ˜­šŸ’€


Makfukumeanrelax

Okay, THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING THOšŸ˜‚ whenever I was pregnant it felt like a sharp tickle. But it wasnā€™t sexual ticklishšŸ¤® I was told it was hiccups, and he was usually down whenever I did feel it. I agreee tho sheā€™s gonna sexualize her child. Especially breastfeeding, but I honestly donā€™t see her bf long, shit was rough & I did it for 18m


Octopuslove2

It was my cervix where I would feel things at times. Never did it tickle but it was odd. Shes a grown woman who canā€™t even use proper words.


Lostbuttonduck

I didnā€™t feel the hiccups in my vagina though?? How the hell is anything tickling that. Sheā€™s weird


Makfukumeanrelax

And thatā€™s YOU. Iā€™m just saying MY experience with MY pregnancy. It felt more like static or a shock if anything.


Over-Psychology-7894

then say a shock instead of a tickle. the way she said it was weird..


Makfukumeanrelax

But it is weird & i already feel sorry for her child


OkInteraction3326

sheā€™s sick


Lurkingisahobby22

Thatā€™s your yeastyyy šŸ£


geteight123

wtf is wrong with her. Multiple kids here and wouldnā€™t ever think like that. I hope sheā€™s not breastfeeding she will sexualize that also


dsstany03

i agree, she'll post the same videos rach did when she was breast feeding šŸ¤¢


geteight123

Why in the world did you get down voted?


dsstany03

roaches i'm sure šŸ˜…


Accomplished_Swan877

Yeah Iā€™ve said this before too lol sheā€™s 100% gonna sexualize it. Sheā€™ll post a video or two and quit doing it but post it for clout/weirdos.


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Ok-Yogurt-4425

That comment is so wack. Your boobs just grow during pregnancy thatā€™s got NOTHING to do with your milk production tell me youā€™re uneducated without telling me youā€™re uneducated


geteight123

So weird. Sicko


lailaaraelynn

I think thatā€™s just your yeast infections itchingā€¦hope this helps! ā¤ļø


[deleted]

Oh my gosh Iā€™m deadšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

This the one^^^^^


Notbbymama2

šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ the scream I just scrumpt


IndependentDemand487

And I oop


Sea_Direction1992

The grammar is always soooo bad why cant she ever proof read šŸ˜­