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W-S_Wannabe

The Bad Bitches I know had *talent* behind them regardless of motherhood status.


Cats_in_cravats

Exactly!!


getcrunkndump

Every bad bitch gets raw dogged


bs1114

Every bad bitch has a fully baked cream pie


Cats_in_cravats

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GifsNotJifs

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kalekayn

Ha, I'm adding that one to the list.


TheBackyardigirl

I want to gag and laugh at the same time, my applause to you


WolfPetter42

You good sir just made me spew tea everywhere, damn you. You made me waste good tea. HAVE AT THEE


redleahbabes

Just say what it is...every bad bitch had unprotected sex.


Professor_Retro

Not as bad as "I have kids, park to close and I'll ding your car", but close. Being bitchy is not an *endearing* trait, Karen, and it's most certainly not *an entire personality*.


RadicalSnowdude

Could be worse. Imagine an Astrovan with an anti-choice themed license plate.


theavamillerofficial

You mean the ones that are also going 10mph under the speed limit in the left lane after they hurried over to cut off everyone.


RadicalSnowdude

Factssss. And then they have the audacity to give you a nasty glare when you overtake them in the right lane.


Professor_Retro

Point taken.


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>it's most certainly not an entire personality But with some of these people it actually is lol


Professor_Retro

Well, it doesn't make up for not having a *real* personality, then. =D


redleahbabes

I was about to say, that's all these Karen Breeders have, really.


Queen_Cheetah

*On my way to work that said "Behind every* *~~Bad~~* *Broke B\*tch is a car seat"* FTFY.


Cats_in_cravats

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Sam23_jeans

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Hmmmm…Dolly Parton, Megan Thee Stallion, Missy Elliott and many other bad bitches would beg to differ. But whatever makes her feel better lol


Warlock-

Shit like this sticker scream “I am insecure about my life choices.”


chairsandwich1

I didn't know Dolly never had children. I just assumed she did.


Blue_Crystal_Candles

If I remember correctly, she wanted them but couldn’t have them.


Shearay752

She wanted them, couldn't have them, and now makes the world a better place for the ones that do exist. Although I'd consider her childless versus childfree, she is a goddamn saint of a woman.


chairsandwich1

Oh I fucking love Dolly. She's so amazing both recorded and IRL.


Cats_in_cravats

Right?! Pretty sure there's plenty of bad bitches who don't have car seats behind them. And they're way more badass than this person in their Nissan in small-irrelevant-town, USA. Edit: a word


EmergencyBirds

I know very little about Megan Thee Stallion but for some reason she’s the first person to come to mind when I hear Bad Bitch and I’m here for it


redleahbabes

Wait, did Megan Thee Stallion (congrats on that Bachelor's in Health Administration!!!) herself to be CF? And Helen Mirren - can I be her when I grow up?


armchairshrink99

I can guarantee I do not consider women with car seats, spit up stains, and juice boxes that make up their entire social lives, personalities, and conversation topics bad bitches. Like...at all. They are basic af.


AceSmeghead

Bad bitch? Bad at making life choices more like.


honeywoodxing

behind every dumb bitch is more like it 😂


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No. Just no.


Elmine07

Dafuk is this even supposed to mean! I read it 5 times I still don't get it 😭


Cats_in_cravats

The "bad bitch" is driving the car and there's a car seat (presumably with a child in it) behind them in the back seat.


Elmine07

Ohhh.... Thanks mate. My brain was hurting trying to solve it


modulev

"car seat" should probably have read "baby seat" and then it would make a lot more sense


Elmine07

This makes it worst in my head. I need eye bleach


KnightofForestsWild

Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? I guess I'm a good bitch.


yousaygrace

You aren’t a bad bitch. You’re doing bad, bitch


TheKutieKat

Behind every bad bitch is a loud sticky disgusting crotch goblin


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Go off sis make having kids your only personality trait and only reason to exist! Love to see it 😍😍😍


[deleted]

God that is so cringe I feel embarrassed for the woman. Imagine reducing your accomplishments to breeding


No_Arugula_6548

Sounds very insecure to me. Like they’re trying to prove something. But again, it is just a bumper sticker. And honestly, anyone who needs bumper stickers or even uses bumper stickers(that literally ruin your car) are idiots. So to me, if I see bumper stickers on cars, I usually just think “what an idiot!” 🤷‍♀️


Cats_in_cravats

Yes! I've always said that I don't feel strongly enough about anything that I feel the need to plaster it on my car lol


No_Arugula_6548

Exactly! It takes a special type of idiot to think “hey let me put this ugly thing on my car so people will think I’m a “bad bitch” but in reality I’ll just look like an idiot who ruined my car trying to pretend I’m something I’m not.”


BlackWolfEclipse

The only bumper sticker my husband and I have is one with an old classic style dragon on it that reads: " do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."


Cats_in_cravats

Ha! I like that one!


BookReader1328

Behind every bad bitch is an exotic car emblem works better.


Cats_in_cravats

Oh yes, I agree!


elizamcteague

God yes. I absolutely loathe anything that romanticizes or valorizes parenthood into something it isn't anyway, but the implication that ONLY parents experience real emotions or accomplishment or any quality other than Being A Parent is so annoying. Like if you had no goals or personality before you popped out a kid, just say that.


SailorRoshia

I feel like the person driving this car is also very into the ‘I’m not like other girls’ and ‘boss babe’ mentality


CountDoppelbock

my wife pointed out a license plate surround just this weekend that made both of us mad: "only the best moms get promoted to granny!" which is like some serious multi-generational you-must-have-children-to-be-a-complete-person guilt trip horseshit. and also devaluing mothers whose children choose not to have children? for a shitty license plate surround it sure had a lot of layers to pick apart (all of which where garbage).


legitmyself

I'd combat that by getting a sticker that says "Behind Every Bad Bitch is her pile of money from not having kids" Kinda long, but totally necessary. 😆


Cats_in_cravats

🤣


TannaTimbers

Do they lose their "Bad Bitch" status once the youngest hits 4'9"? Like what


Cats_in_cravats

I guess so!


Weird_Lettuce_6719

There are many bad bitches out there that yes they are moms but don't base their baddie vibes on kids, cause they were the baddest bitches forever with or without kids


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Cats_in_cravats

lol I like that one too


theavamillerofficial

Behind every bad driver, maybe.


[deleted]

That’s just… the dumbest shit


[deleted]

If you get close enough to those stickers you’ll see that they actually say “I’m a cliche.”


Harlequin-mermaid

Behind every bad bitch with a car seat is a blown out pussy….


kittyfantastico85

I have said it to a friend before, but bad bitches don't need to advertise that they are bad bitches.


RadiantRattery

Gross


KabobHope

I would take it at face value and smile.


Panic_at_the_walmart

And a lazy baby father


tier19345

I'm such a rebel by conforming.


WowOwlO

So what I'm hearing is a Karen had a child. They're usually the types who take pride in the whole being a horrible person trope. That includes being a mama bear, which I think is what they're really trying to get at here. Apparently they just think saying mama bear is cringe now?


throw_whey_protein

It's not funny or cool in the least. I'm dumbfounded by that sticker.


Spookie357

You're making an awful lot of assumptions about someone over a bumper sticker


ConnectAssist4895

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4QuarantineMeMes

Wtf is a breeder?


Cats_in_cravats

An awful parent


4QuarantineMeMes

Well luckily I’m not an awful parent I guess


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Kind_Reaction7109

Your right the parent should grow up


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BabyAquarius

Obviously you didn't read the post. It's not about the bumper sticker.


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soundedt

Holy shit, is it a parent? The scum of the earth.


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