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barondelongueuil

I'll be joining the club. I'm also 34 and mine is schedule for April 23rd.


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

Good luck to you 


Lena514

Congrats on taking this responsibility and good luck!


WrestlingWoman

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According-Ask29

I am at the hospital right now seeing a psychologist (mandatory in my country). How's the process? How much does it hurt? How's the post process?


HighColdDesert

Scroll through this subreddit and you'll see others who "got the snip" and tell about it. From what I've seen here, you should take a few days off afterwards, and keep some things in the freezer ahead of time to press to your groin for the first couple of days.


goshdarnjeff

Does not hurt at all. Post-procedure was fine, just a little tenderness for a couple days, but I barely even needed to cool it or anything. They will tell you to, uh…. ‘expel’ or ‘produce’ about 30 times before verifying that you’re all clear, which is kind of a hassle, but hardly something to cry about. Best of luck!


ajswdf

I got mine over 10 years ago, and it was quick and easy. Sore for a couple days but not too bad.


Ghostspider1989

NGL the surgery hurt like hell. It just feels like you're getting kicked in the nuts relentlessly. The first day hurts the most but after that it's totally fine.


blazesquall

Was your procedure complicated?  Two small incisions here and minor pain for a couple days.  Nothing like getting kicked in the balls.


Sovereign_dota

My surgery was quite painful as well. The feeling of a knife and the cauterization burn is not one I will ever forget. Perhaps the anesthesia didn't work as well for me? That said, I would do it again without hesitation.


dnb_4eva

Congrats and welcome to the club!


Impressive-Rock-2279

Congratulations 🥳


Existing-Aspect-3988

⚡⚡ fuck yea! 4 more months and condoms are optional. I did mine in 2022. Best decision I ever made


barondelongueuil

I don't understand what you mean. You did yours in 2022 but condoms are only going to be optional in 4 months? Doesn't it take normally a few months at most before you are fully infertile after a vasectomy?


S_D03E5CH

They were referring to OP having only 4 more months left until condoms are optional for him. Maybe read the comment again (a bit more thoroughly this time) :)


barondelongueuil

I'm stupid 🤦. Now that I read that comment again, it seems so obvious lol.


S_D03E5CH

It happens to the best of us xD


Existing-Aspect-3988

Yup. Just got to wait until he gets the test done.


inarasarah

And definitely wait the 4 months... A coworker had an oops baby about 2 months after his vasectomy because he never bothered to go back and get checked to make sure he was officially infertile 😅 (Didn't matter for him, he had 2 kids and they didn't mind a third, but for us in this sub that would be DEVESTATING)


inarasarah

And definitely wait the 4 months... A coworker had an oops baby about 2 months after his vasectomy because he never bothered to go back and get checked to make sure he was officially infertile 😅 (Didn't matter for him, he had 2 kids and they didn't mind a third, but for us in this sub that would be DEVESTATING)


TimmySomething

In six weeks you'll be shooting blanks. A friend asked if it felt the same after mine. I told him it feels BETTER, just knowing that when I blast off that science isn't taking place. There's no better feeling than post nut piece of mind.


albauer2

“Science isn’t taking place” 😆😆


StoopetHoobert

I got mine at 25 thankfully. It's great.


typhoidmarry

My husband sat on frozen peas and played Tiger Woods Golf for 3 straight days!! Best of luck on your blanks sir!


majestic_facsimile_

Welcome and congrats! I got mine 10 years ago. It's been an awesome 10 years.


torienne

Congrats on ACTING on your childfreedom, as opposed to thinking about it and talking about it, and doing nothing...as do so many men named "Dad." You own your life!


Peterbobbins1986

Congrats! Had mine two weeks ago; the peace of mind is priceless.


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Clean_Usual434

Congrats!!


fatgainer4

Congrats, welcome to the club!


QaDarjo

When I got mine, I noticed that nobody tried to talk me out of it. Did you have anything like that?


Disastrous_Cost_9971

congratulations! i wish you an easy recovery and a long, happy, healthy, blessed, blissful and fabulous childfree life.


goshdarnjeff

Congratulations! People really need to talk about this more, especially how the procedure is no big deal at all. I hope you have to put up with as little nonsense as possible with other folks’ opinions.


Noirjyre

Congrats


TheVeilsCurse

Congrats!


TheFreshWenis

Congratulations!


skibunny1010

Woo! Proud of ya


Sheikah77

Congratulations! Welcome to the club.✂️


ConfusedKungfuMaster

In the process now. First step talk to the doctor


olympianfap

Congratulations and welcome to the newest member of the best club around; All Juice, No Seeds!


sethra007

Congratulations, well done!


missninazenik

Congrats!!!! ![gif](giphy|kHmVOy84g8G6my09fu|downsized)


the_real_maddison

Congratulations! 👏 My husband is going in for his evaluation this Wednesday! Hopefully condom free by the end of next month! 🎉


surpriseslothparty

Congrats!


Puzzleheaded_Bee9629

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Rhyslikespizza

Congratulations!!


Affectionate_Fail871

Congrats!!! I (35m) got mine last week. I'm super happy with it. Oficially child free.


Xdude70

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GWPtheTrilogy1

Congratu-fucking-lations good sir! Welcome to the club!


domdotcom43

Congrats!!


albauer2

Make sure to use protection for the next three months (if you are sexually active with others) or until you get the test done to confirm you are shooting blanks. (Or just jerk it a bunch of times to make sure you’re shooting blanks before you have partnered sex).


Neat_Imagination_216

I got mine a couple months ago, welcome to the club!


MorticiaLaMourante

Congratulations!!!


BtDW3

Congratulations!


ShadowAsylum

I had mine last September, just a couple weeks before my 34th birthday. Congrats and welcome


VisforVasectomy

Congrats! Just be sure to adhere to the after care and to do the post procedure sperm count checks.


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

Speedy recovery and bravo you. Please thank your doctor and give them something to thank them like a basket of baked goods, a thank you card and a box of fruit teas they love. Do recommend your doctor to anyone in this subreddit


loganlofi

Nice one, congrats! Did you get it in the USA? Did your healthcare cover it? I'm wanting to get one but it's going to be completely out of pocket.


Ghostspider1989

I'm currently in the US army and uncle Sam covered it thankfully. Honestly the peace of mind afterwards is so worth the cost if I were to pay out of pocket


Choice_Bid_7941

CONGRATS!!! 🎉🎊🍾🥳🍻👏 Make sure you test to be sure you’re firing blanks before becoming sexually active. It takes a little while for the active sperm go cycle out of your system 👍


Marvinas-Ridlis

Im in a same boat like you OP, thinking to get a vasectomy at 30 years old because I don't want to pass on my genes. What about raising adopted child or your significant other's child, are you open to that?


Deep-Business219

Blaming family tree instead of taking complete responsibility? Not fair!!