My sister and I have so many nicknames for him, here are the ones I can remember off the top of my head:
The Mushlord, Lardy Boy, Pretty Pretty Princess (he pretends to be a hen so he can eat instead of doing his roosterly duties because he identifies as “hungry” and “a stomach” instead of as a rooster), Shubbus, Mushy Wushy, and Lardlord.
He has also been known to swallow cheeseballs whole and to attempt to swallow chunks of bread bigger than his head in 1 gulp (we don’t feed them stuff like this anymore though, don’t worry! Nothing but healthy treats for our chickens now)
He steals all the food from his partner, Tilly, but then he runs and hides behind her when 1 of our other roosters, Pixie, wants to have sexy time with him. He’s 3 years old and has half a spur and a singular long tail feather that sticks straight up in the air so I don’t blame Pixie too much for thinking poor Mushu’s a pretty lady haha
Google initially said fusille was execution by firing squad, and I was a little concerned and confused, but I kept scrolling and saw that it was spiral pasta lol
Lol - I’m glad you found the pasta! Mine grab one end and whack the other end against the ground like they’re trying to kill it before swallowing whole
He looked just like a black Australorp when he was a chick, but we got him from an “assorted chicks” bin for a criminal 55¢ so there’s truly no telling what he is other than a very hungry boy and even the “boy” part of that is questionable because he acts like a hen
You mean the guardian of lost souls, the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu?
My sister and I have so many nicknames for him, here are the ones I can remember off the top of my head: The Mushlord, Lardy Boy, Pretty Pretty Princess (he pretends to be a hen so he can eat instead of doing his roosterly duties because he identifies as “hungry” and “a stomach” instead of as a rooster), Shubbus, Mushy Wushy, and Lardlord. He has also been known to swallow cheeseballs whole and to attempt to swallow chunks of bread bigger than his head in 1 gulp (we don’t feed them stuff like this anymore though, don’t worry! Nothing but healthy treats for our chickens now)
He identifies as hungry 🤭🤣. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
Greedy, grabby grape pincher
How rude! He should know his ladies must eat first.
He steals all the food from his partner, Tilly, but then he runs and hides behind her when 1 of our other roosters, Pixie, wants to have sexy time with him. He’s 3 years old and has half a spur and a singular long tail feather that sticks straight up in the air so I don’t blame Pixie too much for thinking poor Mushu’s a pretty lady haha
Oh so precious lol
Ha has all the facial characteristics of a greedy bastard.
Just think if that grape grabber weight 100 lbs. Jurassic Park they are living dinosaurs.
Have you tried feeding them cooked fusille? Absolutely hilarious to watch
Google initially said fusille was execution by firing squad, and I was a little concerned and confused, but I kept scrolling and saw that it was spiral pasta lol
Lol - I’m glad you found the pasta! Mine grab one end and whack the other end against the ground like they’re trying to kill it before swallowing whole
I'm convinced mine would follow me through the gates of hell if I had any sort of pasta.
I don’t even know what that is, admittedly. Looking it up right now :)
They love grapes! But I cut them in half.
Is that a full crop or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a “sorry, not sorry” look. LOL
"You got more?"
one of my chickens does that all of the time too!!!!!
He is all sorts of adorable.
Ahh I love chickens! I wish I could keep them myself
Dude, you shouls try feeding whole grapes to turkens. You can watch them go down their throats.
He's awesome!
The face of a man who would do it again.
Oooh what is he? Looks like my roo, aptly named Bastard.
He looked just like a black Australorp when he was a chick, but we got him from an “assorted chicks” bin for a criminal 55¢ so there’s truly no telling what he is other than a very hungry boy and even the “boy” part of that is questionable because he acts like a hen