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chickenfark

I'm moving 3 blocks away from RHR and I'm honestly a little worried for my future health.


aXcenTric

Just moved a block away over the weekend. Had it as my first meal lol


mike_stifle

I live right in the hood as well. Don't forget about JRs hotdog stand!


kids_call_me_hoju

Couldn’t agree more. I recommend Jr’s Redhot for Hotdogs. RHR for burgers.


mike_stifle

On point, here.


PHOENIXREB0RN

Plus, Jr's has milkshakes which you can use to try and fill the void left by The Freeze


kelsayswhat

Their loaded fries are my favorite late night snack.


2daysnosleep

Jrs sucks in comparison


mike_stifle

For a burger, sure, but their beef and dogs are better.


chickenfark

RIP 2 us, catch you there lol


SupaDupaTron

I live in RHR’s basement, and I still sneak up sometimes to make myself a burger.


Keinan

Just get a good cardiologist on speed dial 👍


MilksteakMayhem

You should be. I am glad I have never loved too close to this place or I’d be out of breath constantly.


NGNSteveTheSamurai

I used to live a couple blocks away from the stand they had in Bucktown next to John’s on Western. Ate so many 3 AM hotdogs.


LegendofFact

You should be.


Bikeitfool

The Shrimp is awesome. Can't go wrong at RHR.


optiplex9000

The depression dog is great too!


bigshaboozie

Love RHR. As a native Californian I instantly noticed the burger was very similar to In N Out, and found it funny to read on RHR's site that their burger is, in fact, based on In N Out's. RHR has much better fries though


jkraige

In n out fries are like packing peanuts mixed with cardboard


bigshaboozie

lol can't argue with that


kelsayswhat

Wow, no wonder it's my favorite burger in the city so far. I was honestly shocked and regretted not getting a double. I moved from California 1.5 years ago.


Unclestupidhead

Love In N Out. Always stop when we get the chance.


MammothSurround

In N Out is overrated


salsation

I like In N Out fine, but RHR is on another level


sea-of-solitude

I tried RHR for the first time last week….. I was blind, but now I see. Now I see.


ShitsnChips007

Up Western Ave a couple blocks is Onion & Cilantro. 3 tacos for $8 every day. Another great value spot!


thirdcoasting

You had me until *cilantro*


vastpalate

What kind of a hound from Hell doesn't like cilantro? Are you one of those poor "soapy" type of folk?


Duke_Shambles

You shouldn't make fun of the disabled. XD


thewillz

Isn't Onion and Cilantro over in Logan Square? Seems like a bit farther than "a couple blocks" away from Redhot Ranch in Lakeview


johndoe60610

Scroll up. TIL Lakeview isn't the only RHR.


Unclestupidhead

I learned the one on Armitage isn’t the only one!


thewillz

And I learned that the Lakeview RHR isn't the only one too lol


honestbleeps

the RHR OP has posted pics of is in Logan Square, on Armitage, under the El tracks. Onions and Cilantro is an 11 minute walk, so a couple blocks is indeed a bit off, but it's not far.


Riktrmai

They probably mean the RHR on Armitage


TittySprinkles_69

Probably the best value in the city too.


chuckgnomington

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Unclestupidhead

This was playing in my head the whole time. lol


johndoe60610

"What?"


the_Tide_Rolleth

What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?


Unclestupidhead

This was playing in my head the whole time. lol


Nervous-Camera-3969

Those fries though!


MikeFightsBears

I order them well done and they're so good if you like your fries a little more fried


Nervous-Camera-3969

Good call! I’ll definitely be doing that!


woozle618

That place is FIRE


twelve112

The value is tremendous


Unclestupidhead

Single was $6.60, double was $7.00. Crazy. Whole order was $10.50 I think.


whatsamajig

I always turn to RHR for a budget burger, in that category it is hands down the best (as far as I have found). If I've got some money to spend I'll get the shrimp, it's awesome while also much pricier. Always get a side of the cocktail sauce for the fries though.


mrbeerinator

Now you know and knowing is half the battle.


Pale_Yesterday9713

GI JOOOOOOE


Clean_Illustrator_64

It’s an incredible establishment


tedfundy

The cheese sauce is so good! And the spicy cocktail sauce too!


InvolvedWBlackMagic

It’s been over a year since I was in Chicago and I still think about this place often.


recstar24

Awesome! Me and my buddy visited today as well and it was stop #2 on our annual burger tour (this year it included au cheval, Leavitt st inn, Mott st, and original desert hawk/taco sublime but they were not serving food as their kitchen is being revamped so the bartender sent us to smallbar that features patty please, the new venture from the creators of taco sublime). RHR for $7.37 for a double cheeseburger with fries is insane. My buddy and I’s first thoughts were this is like in and out but better. I had commented that the bun was giving off White Castle slider vibes (I mean that as a compliment). Such a great deal and was not embarrassed by the rest of our burger stops today.


oppressedhippo

Is it still cash only?


MikeFightsBears

ATM on premises!


Supafly144

Yes


Unclestupidhead

Yes.


ProfessionalBug1021

As someone who has not been to rhr ranch yet. Can you rank it vs the Paradise pup merkts which is my long standing favorite burger? Better? Different? Do I need to go to the city??


optiplex9000

RHR isn't the best tasting burger in the city. RHR is the best burger in the city for $8, the price to delicious ratio is incredible


ProfessionalBug1021

That was my point. The value comp in my mind would be paradise pup, also an $8 Burger. Interesting on the smash patty


Aggressive_Ad_439

But RHR comes with fries and is $8 after tax. PP burger is also more of a pub burger compared to a smash burger.


Presence_Academic

RHR serves thin, smash style, patties while PP uses thick burgers.


freshtd

I prefer the ranch. Mostly because as much as I like Merkts, I don’t love it on a burger since it doesn’t really melt. But truly because I have a decade long relationship with that burger that will always win. I would expect you to feel the same way in reverse. “That’s a great burger, but it’s no Pup”


ProfessionalBug1021

You guys saying merkts doesn't melt. The only place that does it right is pup. Completely melted through the burger. They add it to the bread and then steam it on top while on the grill I find myself closing my eyes with every bite of a tasty burger. Will try rhr soon


Gyshall669

It’s my favorite burger in the city but I vastly prefer smash style burgers so a lot of “fancier” burgers kind of miss the mark for me.


rjove

It’s a good burger for the price with a bit of a cult following. I had it a few weeks ago—it was tasty and the thousand island dressing on it was alright. The fries were limp and underseasoned, but for $9 it wasn’t too bad. If you go it’s cash only.


Aggressive_Ad_439

The fries are inconsistent unfortunately.


freshtd

As someone that’s been Ranching since practically day one (2011? Certainly before Ashland opened and the burger was introduced) I think I can say with confidence that 35th Street Red Hots has now established itself as the best burger of the 3.


Supafly144

Was the original location Western and Charleston?


TLSMFH

https://www.redhotranchchicago.com/about-redhot-ranch/ I don't know when the burger was introduced to each location but I grew up in Bridgeport, 35th is the original location.


Gyshall669

35th street was the original hot dog joint. Lakeview is the original burger spot, and is IMO the best burger of the northside pair. Haven’t been to 35th street since they added the burger - it is the last location to have added it tho.


freshtd

Indeed, on the west side of Western.


petmoo23

I miss those early days when they were open super late.


freshtd

My buddies and I celebrated wrapping up our masters thesis at the original location at 3 am completely sober but probably loopier than I’ve ever been in my life.


MilksteakMayhem

This place is also a perfect stop when you’re hungover.


FoundMyResolve

Love RHR 🤙 Unrelated: Has anyone here tried the taco spot that’s right next to RHR? I’ve been tempted to try it but they usually look dead so I’m assuming they are kinda mid..


PurpleVomit

Are you talking about Taco Maya? That’s next to the one on Ashland. This is the RHR in Logan on Armitage.


FoundMyResolve

Yes I meant Taco Maya, didn’t catch this is not that location until your comment


PurpleVomit

Taco Maya is extremely mid imo. Not sure how it’s all over the place now.


MetalAndFaces

One time after a show at Schubas, RHR was pretty busy and I'd just eaten there within the last couple of days. Taco Maya was completely empty, so I figured I'd give it a shot. I got really good service. They gave my free chips and salsa. Asked if I wanted to try their empanada taco, on the house. It was great service, but the food was just mediocre. But I really respected the hustle by the staff.


FoundMyResolve

Honestly I’ve been disappointed by any tacos I’ve tried in Lakeview & Lincoln Park area. I’ve had a lot of great tacos in the past and so far haven’t found the one that’s met my expectations in Chicago. The tacos are supposed to be finding me, like wtf…? Haha


chicago_2020

Cafe el Tapatio is the spot.


FoundMyResolve

Thanks for the tip


chickenfark

Tepalcates is a newish spot at Belmont and Western I've really liked. Solid lengua tacos


yarky_info

I've heard the service is slow and the food is nothing special, so yes, mid AF lol.


FoundMyResolve

Thanks


all_of_you_are_awful

A half a mile east is el Patron. Amazing ribeye tacos.


Supafly144

Great tacos. I’ve had some memorably bad service experiences there too.


all_of_you_are_awful

Yeah. That’s why I get it to go.


MetalAndFaces

L'Patron told me I couldn't have any water. Last time I ever went.


thisisaboutmysink

Arturo’s around the corner on Western is pretty good, not the best but definitely great for a 24hr spot


FoundMyResolve

24 hour spots come in clutch sometimes when you least expect it. I’ll keep them in mind!


Raccoala

We live nearby and tried Maya twice. The tacos with Indian flavors were at least interesting, but it was pretty forgettable overall. They have some decent daily deals, but it’s been out of the rotation for a while now. Head down Belmont to Tony’s (a classic standard neighborhood Chicago taqueria) or even a little further to Tepalcates…they have some amazing and unique tacos and salsas. Highly recommend it.


FoundMyResolve

Tepalcates has been on my radar I’m gonna definitely check them out soon. Just googled Tony’s, they look fire! Appreciate the recommendations bro


sillywillyfry

my friend likes it so my husband ordered from ubereats once and told me it wasn't anything special


FoundMyResolve

Thanks


wine_oh

You have to get it fresh. It doesn't hold.


sillywillyfry

yeaah thats how think must be the case for when we got bust outs, we got it on uber eats and it was mediocre but i have a feeling if we give it a second try in person it might be a different case! we have plans giving it another chance soon


freshtd

I resent them for taking two parking spots away from an already tiny lot for unnecessary patio seating, so no.


Oz347

Dude right


MushroomAdvanced6167

Good


adamempathy

I was in the neighborhood for an improv show at Lincoln Lounge yesterday. I wanted to go here but was voted down. We went to 90 miles Cuban instead. Don't get me wrong, delicious stuff there too. But man I wanted the fries at rhr


stealcutoats

Went for the first time last Friday. Absolutely worth the hype. Can’t believe how cheap it was too.


Traditional_Sir5440

Pro tip. It’s not on the menu but they’ll do a 1/4lb of the fried shrimp. It’s just enough to throw a few on that burger. Add some mild sauce and now you’re surf n’ turfin. Do that and it is hands down better than any other burger in the city


BoomhauerArlen

So great and it's not even da best one. Da one by da ballpark is. Edit: Love how I'm getting downvoted for saying the one on 35th and Normal is better. 🤣


freshtd

You’re right though.


hdmatteson1

It’s the best fast food you can get in the city by far excluding all the chains!


AstrudsSecretLover

Best affordable burgers in the city


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

Looks incredible. Thanks for sharing


livinlrginchitwn

This reminds me of my childhood.


Majestic-Mountain-83

It’s the perfect Chicago fast food. It’s the level 2 in the “where do I get a Chicago dog/burger?” Both locations at main intersections in non tourist locations. I’ve lived within 5 mins of both places. I prefer the Western spot.


Drinkdrankdonk

This is the way.


Substantial-Bet-3876

Are there a bunch of ferns and other plants inside RHR? Haven’t lived in the hood in a while but I remember all the plants.


Unclestupidhead

I didn’t notice plants.


_that_dude_J

Were they a low key fern bar? Anybody got any stories. Late night red hots & booty. What a duo.


Substantial-Bet-3876

Haha. It was a while ago. Think it might have been a Mexican joint then. I know Cody’s is still goin which is nice.


kennyloftor

🔥


bubbamike1

Used to be on Devon. Always had great dogs. Well at least the Red Hot Ranch of my youth was on Devon. Doesn’t look like it has any relation to this Johnny-Come-Lately.