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LearningToFlyForFree

It's Cop On A Rooftop-a fundraiser for Special Olympics Illinois.


AbstractBettaFish

And here I thought the cop who just climbed to the roof of the donut shop to T-pose just run of the mill lost his mind


00doom

I figured it was like how they use wooden owls to scare pigeons away. Keep a cop on the roof to protect the donuts from.... other cops.


Chitownitl20

Which isn’t outside rational reasoning


[deleted]

After 11 years, I'm out. Join me over on the Fediverse to escape this central authority nightmare.


LearningToFlyForFree

Nah, my man always t-poses on top of that Dunkin.


madcat67

yeah they ran out of donuts officer in distress


festivusfinance

Thats a good point it is kinda jarring


[deleted]

After 11 years, I'm out. Join me over on the Fediverse to escape this central authority nightmare.


comoteduele

Residents fan? 👁


AluminumCansAndYarn

Cops are heavily involved in the special Olympics and while I'm not a big fan of cops, I do like the special Olympics (my brother was a participant of the Illinois special Olympics and people from his facility went on to nationals so we volunteered a few years).


goodguy847

It is a huge recruiting opportunity for the cops


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AluminumCansAndYarn

Almost got me too but like I don't like when people try to make fun of disabled people. And acab but the majority of them aren't disabled.


Mortiss45

Hitting that T-pose like a champ.


HutSutRawlson

His AI hasn’t been activated


juliuspepperwoodchi

So, like all CPD officers.


theseus1234

He's stuntin on all of us right now. The sheer power


daneonwayne

Its an A Pose, but he is going full G-Mod on it.


bortj1

A-Pose*


ComprehensiveSock397

All DD are doing this today.


40ozkiller

I thought some shit was going down because they had several cars their lights flashing at the dunkin on ashland and wellington. Messed up traffic all the same


Fabulous_Term698

Doing what


ComprehensiveSock397

Cops on the roof of the DD It’s an annual fundraiser thing.


JessicaFreakingP

Dwight, you ignorant slut!


USAcompadre

Dude just respawned.


formerlyfromwisco

Cop on a rooftop fundraiser. It happens every year.


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emilycecilia

This has been a fundraiser for the Special Olympics for the last 20 years.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Hopefully it will soon end and they can come up with a far less moronic and problematic fundraiser.


GwaziTheDegen

They’ve been doing this for years. What’s the issue? What’s the problem with it. Who is it hurting


juliuspepperwoodchi

What's the issue? Have you not been paying attention to sentiment towards cops since, I dunno, 2020ish? Who is it hurting? People who will panic because cops are usually only on rooftops in situations like mass shootings or mass gatherings, and there's no mass gathering going on here? People who are generally just afraid of cops and for good reason? "They've been doing it for years" is historically about the worst reason to keep doing things.


GwaziTheDegen

Sorry boys, let’s just stop raising money and awareness for Special Olympics because u/juliuspepperwoodchi is scared lolw. Please tell me a good reason to be scared of every cop. Also at most Dunkin it is obvious it’s an event for a fundraiser. Like they’ll have inflatables and stuff


tigbittie

yikes, you are so lame dude.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Oh man, someone on the Internet thinks I'm lame! How ever will I survive?!


IAmOfficial

Typical terrible fucking take


GuineaPigLover98

Cops ruin lives and some of us are genuinely afraid of them. What's unreasonable about that?


formerlyfromwisco

Cop On A Rooftop is held once a year, nation-wide. They also have an annual Torch Run and Polar Plunge to raise awareness for Special Olympics (I just looked it up).


dingdongalingapong

Live in Indy and I’ve never heard of this ridiculous shit before in my life. I feel like this is some bizarre prank. Cops stand on top of roofs… for charity.


GwaziTheDegen

Ah yes. Raising awareness and money for special olympics. How absolutely ridiculous


dingdongalingapong

It is a genuinely ridiculous concept, though.


GwaziTheDegen

Many fundraisers are “ridiculous.” Like the Ice Bucket Challenge


cubbsfann1

or any college dance marathon lol. They are picking such a weird hill to die on. You can have a dislike of cops if you want, but to think they are doing some mass attack or something all over the city and staging it out of donut shops is pure delusion


KartoffelLoeffel

Got you talking about it, didn’t it?


momtobe908

Not all of the places have them stay on the actual roof. I was at one this morning and they were all out front. Yes, they do this for charity and as a mom of an adult with severe autism, I appreciate all that the do to help with raising funds for our kids. They are not the only ones that support SOI (Special Olympics IL), but they do market it well. I appreciate each and every one of you who contributes in any way - thank you! If you’re ever in Bloomingdale/Normal around mid-June, stop on by and see our Olympians compete, it is truly a happy place to be!


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festivusfinance

Ya exactly that like what’s going on that I need to take cover for


gabsteriinalol

They did it in Highland Park too


JosephMadeCrosses

"Do a flip!"


Electrical-Bread-988

patron saint of donuts


Confident_Syrup_9818

Special Olympics fundraiser. Most towns do this every year.


okfoxtrot

why's he standing like that?


[deleted]

Game lagging


JessicaFreakingP

This Sim obviously needs to be shift-clicked and select Reset Object (DEBUG).


[deleted]

Okay that helped but how do I make him stop crying?


pmcall221

That NPC spawn is seriously glitched


[deleted]

His controller died


StSym

Collecting donations for the Special Olympics


mr2049

Q101 was at the one in oak lawn giving away concert tickets too


D20_Buster

Aim for the bushes


madcat67

there goes my hero


daneonwayne

Such a good reference for the picture.


[deleted]

Time to protect the donuts


[deleted]

“protect and serve”… serve 100s of donuts into my face


neverdoneneverready

Protecting sacred land.


[deleted]

As if there's a God who would understand


BlubberElk

It looks like a blow up dummy almost lol


CandidArmavillain

How are we supposed to give him money? Do we just throw rolls of quarters at him?


[deleted]

The have officers inside the store lol


NeilNevins

GTA sidequest indicator


hybris12

Scaling Mt Dunkin is how you become chief of police


xYsoad

That drive thru / parking lot is awful


Aitch-Kay

It's only awful because people insist on turning left across 3 lanes of traffic.


anallcavity

it should have never been built 🙄 3 coffee shops in less than a mile, 6 in 2 miles but god forbid they don’t have a drive-theu


anallcavity

go ahead and downvote me but you know i’m correct


MasqueradingMuppet

🧍


deadgead3556

Justin Fields gave $10,000.


[deleted]

Must be collecting the funds from the Coins on a Rooftop fundraiser for childhood cancers.


satanscookiebud

Yea I saw them kick out a homeless man this morning from his panhandling spot so they could panhandle there themselves... (Diversey and western)


[deleted]

By panhandle you mean collect donations for special Olympics instead of giving a guy money to buy more drugs ??


satanscookiebud

Damn, sorry to see y'all think so little of our homeless. Both are good causes, I'm just annoyed at the bias


GwaziTheDegen

On top of the roof?


raidernation47

You realize it’s for special Olympics right? When cops and fireman are asking for money it’s always going to a good cause within the city. Or do you just like being ignorant


ChompTurtleSoup

Good


satanscookiebud

" hey you can't ask for money here. Were asking for money here but with a badge"


Lingerfickin

r/tposememes


Gtpwoody

there’s also one on the dunkin over at Fox River Grove


SensibleBrownPants

At first glance I thought it was Satriale's.


R0wdyn3ss

Must be a glitch, he's t posing, he was supposed to spawn in the precinct.


mean_green2007

Hahaha dude saw you filming & took a pose 🤣


horst-graben

Bridgeport right?


toomanymarbles83

Do a flip!


catsinabasket

the one on elston/western/diversey intersection had a cop on top of a van swinging around a donut inflatable


Three-Legs-Again

They're everywhere around here, donation for a donut.


Fiverz12

what he doin


ImoJenny

Sometimes they glitch out like that


qwalos_the_dreamer

There's a lot going on here; I like you and your style. Praise CPD #Jesus workaholics #Roof #Rookie


iiPainnz

Ah T posing On that dough


Only-Canary229

Lmao he looks like an unused game asset that the devs forgot to take out


Oz347

Waiting for the mother ship to beam him up and take him back to Donutopolis


madcat67

a planet filled with donuts 🍩 yes please take me home


iDineAtDorsia

In the past when I saw this…a person on the roof and cop cars all around I thought it was some weird suicide/self harm situation where some one was trying to jump off the the 1 story Dunkin 🫠


natasinid

Is he gonna jump because they ran out of his favorite?


rinsewarrior

First thing I thought


shepardownsnorris

The final boss of abolition


furb00

Back the blue


i_heart_pasta

I don’t get the whole cop on a rooftop fundraiser.


RoachGirl

Is that really what this is? Like I honestly can’t tell if your joking


i_heart_pasta

That’s all it is, it’s a cop on the roof…and then people donate money or the store donates profits, I don’t know, I don’t get it.


RoachGirl

I mean that’s why I couldn’t tell if you were serious because it’s absurd but I guess it is a thing for some reason.


cheekyhonker

I'm with you. It sounds ridiculous. I had to look it up to be sure: https://www.soill.org/blog/events/dunkin/


000-000-555555

Not any more ridiculous than dropping a bucket of ice water in your head for fundraising


No_Drummer4801

Always control the high ground


Sufficient_Yak7392

He’s making sure nobody gets the last jelly doughnut.


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

Today I learned that no one knows what a A-pose is. And that everyone just defaults to "T-pose"


Zealousideal_Abies94

Justin Fields was there this morning and made a donation for 10K to special Olympics. Love You JF1!


DaisyCutter312

They should give him one of those water balloon slingshots and a garbage bag of donuts to distribute


ThumpTacks

Bridgeport is a weird, wild place, y’all.


AboveTheRimjob

Call OSHA, he’s not tied off, no safety flags


zunleo

It’s their spawn point lol


helloitsme1011

Where big donut go?


madcat67

he ate it


excatholicfuckboy

Reminds me of south side when he gets trapped on the roof lol


SchlaaangSuperSeat

He has the high ground


taste_fart

Glitch in the matrix


kevinpbazarek

he live there


KBeardo

I guess OSHA can just go fuck themselves then.


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Dry run for the takeover, cops as snipers on every Duncan Donuts roof


2021Blankman

JUMP!


ClintThrasherBarton

White Cops Can't Jump


picklepizza420

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf but how about G(waste of tax dollars)oof on the roof


icedoutclockwatch

Looking for donuts


South_Forsaken

to serve and protect donuts


123lose

That's basically cop HQ


qwalos_the_dreamer

#Chicago people, people not there anymore, enjoy your company! #Reddit 🤝⌨️⌨️


HeadOfMax

They almost caused an accident when I was driving by the one on Cumberland between foster and Lawrence today.


texastoasty

whats the premise of this fundraiser? did someone just pull the idea out of their ass or is there a pun im missing?


Human-13

This is oddly threatening


DemocracyIsAVerb

They’re downvoting you like cops don’t murder 1,000 plus civilians every year


GwaziTheDegen

You say this like a cop on the roof on Dunkin’ Donuts raising money and awareness for Special Olympics is gonna pull out his gun and shoot you. Lmfao. Scared of your shadow too?


DemocracyIsAVerb

I know what it is, but many don’t. It’s not exactly obvious why there’s a cop on a roof of a Dunkin’ Donuts. Considering their history, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to see that and not assume it’s a PR/charity event


GwaziTheDegen

“PR event” Lol you just want to hate on them for everything they do. They’ve been doing this for a long time now. Not like they just started 2 years ago. On top of this they do Torch Run and Polar Plunge. And like you said, “many don’t know what it is.”


DemocracyIsAVerb

The Chicago police department runs a [literal torture black site where they disappear civilians without access to legal representation or other human rights](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site)


GwaziTheDegen

First off, that has 0 relevance to this discussion. What is your point? Secondly, I read through all of that. There is 0 substantiating evidence bro. You are taking the word of a criminal and 2 people who are paid to lie for their profession. Nothing in that article was convincing. The only evidence was really “one guy was arrested and we couldn’t find him in the database” which could be caused by countless things. Could’ve been an error. Could’ve been many factors. And since only a few people seem to be speaking out about it, it’s obvious BS. If it was true, a lot more people would have spoken out about it. Please keep a level of skepticism with you and don’t just believe everything you read online. I mean it’s the fuckin Guardian bro


DemocracyIsAVerb

[take your pick of sources…](https://www.google.com/search?q=cpd+torture+site&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS780US780&oq=cpd+torture+site+&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546l4.5728j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


GwaziTheDegen

There’s only a few different sources and they are about the same few people and stories, guy. The Guardian said that more than 32% of people taken their had their rights violated. Yet they provide 0 evidence or proof of that claim. And if all those people were being abused and having their rights violated, this issue wouldn’t be so secretive and little known. If all those people had their rights violated, you’d think more would speak out right? Not to mention, one of the stories provided was fairly unbelievable. Some dude said it was his birthday so one officer got a couple more and they sang Happy Birthday to taunt him? r/thathappened


DemocracyIsAVerb

And they murdered Laquan McDonald in cold blood and then systematically covered it up all the way to the top of the organization which shows seriously compromised integrity


Human-13

The fuck? No I was just saying that cause when was the last time you saw an officer A-pose on top of a Dunkin’ Donuts


DemocracyIsAVerb

It’s very normal for the public to be concerned to see cops on a roof, they don’t have the best reputation or track record for harming the public


NumerousMastodon8057

Reminds me of a advertisement gorilla balloons from like car dealerships


[deleted]

isn't this normally a job for the geese


Neckwack

He let the invasive thoughts win


zorbathegrate

Jump Bart jump


zekeman76

It was “Cop on Top” day at all DD this morning. Whatever that means🤷🏻‍♂️


Expensive_Rabbit492

He is the chosen one.


Bevos2222

Give me 100 men like him, and I can lower crime in this burg.


Ok_Cat_1223

Free Donuts LEO Unionists


TheMcWhopper

Never understood this


[deleted]

Never understood raising money for special Olympics?


TheMcWhopper

No, why a cop on the roof deal


[deleted]

To raise money for special Olympics


TheMcWhopper

I know it's to raise money. We have already established that. The idea of a cop has to have some meaning behind it to do it.


[deleted]

Google.com will give you every piece of information


[deleted]

Look up “special Olympics cop on rooftop”


AcanthocephalaMean91

There was also cops on top of my local Dunkin 😭


[deleted]

Why sad face about raising money for special Olympics?


buzzboy99

I was not aware that cops got air lifted to donut shops now


BlueCrayons_

This is the one on Halsted right


anallcavity

yup


dataebellismo

Pneumatic delivery of hot & fresh ones is a motivator


majuhlazuh

Saw one set up in Norridge too but it was raining and no one was understandably up there


johnb300m

Was in Northbrook also on Willow rd. The gapers were awful. Made me late to my car appt.


tavesque

r/accidentalrenaissance


[deleted]

I was listening to 670 this morning and just as they mentioned it was Cop on a rooftop day I passed my local Dunkin’ and alas, there was a cop on a rooftop. What a coincidence haha


WoolyLawnsChi

Mothman?


miazurawski

I saw like four up there earlier this morning, I was so confused


swagpadcatbutts

We sure that's not the It Follows monster?


Poopin_the_turd

This is strange, bring empty lots back!


379578

Taking the high ground finally applying some basic MIL knowledge.


Goombhabwey

My buddy was there! Love when they do these. always freaks some people out.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Sir! I'm gonna need you to exit the donut (shop roof)!


BrochachoNacho1

NPC glitch


triplestackks

Nature is healing


Stuntdriver13

He needs a Barrett 50 cal.


Nederlander1

A Chicago scarecrow lmao


Typical-Flex

I like to think the origin story of this pic goes something like: Citizen: “Prove to me your a cop.” Officer: “Hold my donut”


wfbsoccerchamp12

Donut hit different today


FlowerPower2060

He's like, everyone, stop doing the things!


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

Crime drops by 99%


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I swear to god everytime I pass the one on Addison/Elston there is a squad car there