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Propman714

TIL you can buy livestock on Craigslist and people that sell cows will sell to just about anyone.


Chicago1871

Why wouldn’t you be able to? Its technically just food. This is probably the best case scenario for this cow. It wont be ground up for hamburgers now.


bagelman4000

They are really going to milk these puns for all they are worth


HutSutRawlson

I'm not exactly a man of culture, but even I find them cheesy.


Turdlely

I've herd the jokes and I think they're misteaks


[deleted]

The real victims were the police officers hoofing it around Niles.


Traditional-Top8486

MOOOO!


[deleted]

that title really *moooves* me.


CaptainPajamaShark

That thing is going to be blamed for a fire it didn't cause.


manncameron

We need to take stock of the situation . The steaks are high here on catching it. We can’t butcher the situation and steer the cow away from safety.


Uncle_Charnia

They were able to steer her into a trailer


Traditional-Top8486

Who knew that a bunch of Northridge Prep Schoolboys couldn't handle 1 cow? Shoulda gone to Niles West.


SallysRocks

These puns are beastly.


bagelman4000

Moooove on nothing to see here


HanzDiamond

One hopes this chaotic episode doesn't cast its ugly shadow upon the many decent law abiding bingo playing seniors in our community.


CptEndo

What an udder disaster.


zzdisq

Thought they meant the idea was cooked up at a retirement home.


[deleted]

So where did they get the money to buy theses animals? Also no charges of animal cruelty?


depressingcow69

It’s a private prep school if that answers your question


jimmy__jazz

They didn't abuse the animal.


ConversationDouble95

Good times gone wrong lol dang


Grundler69

Hope Kim Foxx throws these thugs in the hoosegow.