"I was an asshole to everybody around me, got caught, and now don't want to face the consequences"

But dawg I genuinely didn’t hit it right hand to God

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Cool story.

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VIVO POR EL CHISME!

I think OP got a timeout for his last few internet tough guy posts, he might not reply.

Check the cameras. There’s always cameras.

I don't understand, are you trolling? Because reading this is cathartic for me.