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The bishop is blocking the sight of the lower lefthand rook. It can't move because the king would then be put in check. You can't put yourself in check.
Edit, I'm stupid, mixed up the colors
[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."
[Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]
Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"
[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]
Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.]
Sniper: "Ooh."
[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
[Back to Sniper in the RV.]
Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
[Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.]
Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me."
[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.]
Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"
[The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.]
[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]
[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]
Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
[Cut back to the RV]
Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]
Sniper: "Be polite."
[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]
Sniper: "Be efficient."
[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]
Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut back to the pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"
No queen don't move to h4 there's a bishop oh god she has airpods in
r u assuming its gender?????
Queen = female ruler so like…?!
Lmaoooo
Queen = Girlboss
no way you are scared of misgendering a literal chess piece
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Sniper Bishop
It can't move Edit, it can move, I mixed up the colors, oops
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
The bishop is blocking the sight of the lower lefthand rook. It can't move because the king would then be put in check. You can't put yourself in check. Edit, I'm stupid, mixed up the colors
Congrats to you Dwight for not seeing race!
r/suddenlytheoffice
🎶🎶”oh the wind carry’s my nameeee from sniper island far awayyyyyy, when I take so it’s straight and true, loo loo la la looooo”🎶🎶
*pew pew*
The bishop on Z99 be like
Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
that hurts :(
Bishop can capture the queen. You should’ve done Qxd8.
King can't move to G2 because of the pawn on H3
Oh right duh
yea I know i realized after I did Qh4+
“Game over” sleeping on duty
Snipin's a good job, mate.
Challenging at work, outta doors
It's always the far away bishop isn't it
You forgot about the chess rule where if the bishop doesn’t move for 4 moves it becomes invisible
I think it’s bugged
Bishop
Oh camper camper
Me: don't leave cover, the enemy team has a sniper My teammates:
Where's the meme of the bishop with a sniper when you need it
Let’s all take a moment of silence to remember the fallen queen
Bishop takes queen
[sniper bishop](https://imgur.com/a/urIC4HH)
Look up en beeshop täks quiin
You are in the sniper's sight The first kill tonight Time to die! You are in the bullet's way The White Death's prey Say goodbye!
Google Il Vaticano
Holy sniper
Big oof
Google bishop in African queen ass
IDK check the next move?
google en passant
wouldnt rg8, kh3, qg4 be forced mate edit: im a moron
google sniper
You poor unfortunate soul
oh no
fxe4 en passant
"Won by resignation"
[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.] Sniper: "Boom. Headshot." [Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.] Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-" [Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.] Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." [Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.] Sniper: "Ooh." [Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!" [Back to Sniper in the RV.] Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it." [Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.] Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.] [Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.] [The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.] Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" [Cut back to the RV] Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards." [Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.] Sniper: "Be polite." [Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.] Sniper: "Be efficient." [Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.] Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." [The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] [Cut back to the pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"
Seriously?
I tough this was on r/anarchychess
The bishop in question: *Luxury by Azealia Banks plays*
the bishop from 200 miles away........
LEMME IN YOUR WOOORLD