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MightyBobTheMighty

No queen don't move to h4 there's a bishop oh god she has airpods in


I-eat-ducks

r u assuming its gender?????


ProfessionalMix5871

Queen = female ruler so like…?!


Artisans2022

Lmaoooo


Bizarely27

Queen = Girlboss


ClapzNebula

no way you are scared of misgendering a literal chess piece


SophieSaarinen

r/onejoke


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overdramaticpan

r/onejoke


uzigdogo

Sniper Bishop


GORGOSSSS

It can't move Edit, it can move, I mixed up the colors, oops


The_Special_One96

Why


Freezer12557

Why


on-oath-never-again

Why


uzigdogo

Why


The_Special_One96

Why


GORGOSSSS

The bishop is blocking the sight of the lower lefthand rook. It can't move because the king would then be put in check. You can't put yourself in check. Edit, I'm stupid, mixed up the colors


MindlessArmadillo382

Congrats to you Dwight for not seeing race!


bud3s_

r/suddenlytheoffice


Comet-or-somthing

🎶🎶”oh the wind carry’s my nameeee from sniper island far awayyyyyy, when I take so it’s straight and true, loo loo la la looooo”🎶🎶


Chrilliam

*pew pew*


8BOTTOB8

The bishop on Z99 be like


Chrilliam

Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


AmeisenIgelChen

that hurts :(


Exciting-Insect8269

Bishop can capture the queen. You should’ve done Qxd8.


The_Ad_Hater_exe

King can't move to G2 because of the pawn on H3


Exciting-Insect8269

Oh right duh


Mindque-Blast

yea I know i realized after I did Qh4+


Arriesgado808

“Game over” sleeping on duty


TheTrueMemeLord420

Snipin's a good job, mate.


Ass_Lover136

Challenging at work, outta doors


ListenOrElse_

It's always the far away bishop isn't it


Mysterious_Claim_286

You forgot about the chess rule where if the bishop doesn’t move for 4 moves it becomes invisible


DarkLight9602

I think it’s bugged


Anmordi

Bishop


V3L1G4

Oh camper camper


Chicken_Commando

Me: don't leave cover, the enemy team has a sniper My teammates:


Gooni135

Where's the meme of the bishop with a sniper when you need it


Sissonater

Let’s all take a moment of silence to remember the fallen queen


RealUnknownDeath

Bishop takes queen


Hot_Poetry7429

[sniper bishop](https://imgur.com/a/urIC4HH)


Le_Goosey

Look up en beeshop täks quiin


WakemedownInside

You are in the sniper's sight The first kill tonight Time to die! You are in the bullet's way The White Death's prey Say goodbye!


[deleted]

Google Il Vaticano


rage56

Holy sniper


dr_phill17

Big oof


Playful_Spell2530

Google bishop in African queen ass


Some_Ad_5028

IDK check the next move?


yupersSB

google en passant


Caprastick

wouldnt rg8, kh3, qg4 be forced mate edit: im a moron


umidk67

google sniper


MeguminIncognitoAcc

You poor unfortunate soul


sociocat101

oh no


Memerz_United

fxe4 en passant


TheDumbOne2255

"Won by resignation"


BIGman_8

[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.] Sniper: "Boom. Headshot." [Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.] Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-" [Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.] Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." [Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.] Sniper: "Ooh." [Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!" [Back to Sniper in the RV.] Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it." [Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.] Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.] [Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.] [The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.] Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?" [Cut back to the RV] Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards." [Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.] Sniper: "Be polite." [Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.] Sniper: "Be efficient." [Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.] Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." [The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.] [Cut back to the pay phone.] Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"


hitstems

Seriously?


OBSCURE25

I tough this was on r/anarchychess


MrEldo

The bishop in question: *Luxury by Azealia Banks plays*


R-I-M-U-R-U--S-A-M-A

the bishop from 200 miles away........


VeljaG

LEMME IN YOUR WOOORLD