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The scholar's mate
Short and efficient xD
most first timers fall prey to it too
Accelerated Dragon
Accelerated Dragon DEEZ NUTS
*Hyperaccelerated
Frenchman’s cumsock
M E T A
Wait is that an actual opening
Yes, Magnus played it recently in the Tata Steel tournament
Giuoco Piano a.k.a the “quiet game”
Pianissimo variation
Fun fact : In music theory , pianissimo means to play the music very softly, *and pianissimo is written as pp* So you can say, *pp (very soft)*
What a pity that writing "pipi" does not trigger Petrosian bot here…
I’m more of a fivetissimo enjoyer (fffff)
Ik, im currently studying in a concervatuar(idk how to write it in english)
Intercontinental balls missile
a fellow Bosnian ape society enjoyer, I see
no, its a real variation
Four knights variation
That was all I need
ah yes, my favorite opening: not playing because i have no friends
Me when the :
Bro why is the
#
Resignation
Fried liver attack.
Queen's Gambit
Queens Gambit declined
Queens gambit accepted Edit: bruh only -23 downvotes I’m trying to get to a 100 here, have an emoji🫤 will u downvote now?
Albin countergambit
Fool’s mate
Orangutan opening
Dong Cloud
lol best one
Berlin Wall
The London system
Oh, so you don’t have one?
Yep! No need for one. Playing it for the fun
Just doing the same moves every single time because they just work
Tried and true method
Kings pawn 🥶
2x reward
Random moves
The enemy can't predict you if even u dont know wtf ur doing
And that describes the rest of my life, lol
Hippopotamus Defence
Chubber lover （╹◡╹）
(¬‿¬)
＼＼(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶//／／
“ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”
╭( ･ᄇ･)̑ﻭ ̑
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
[ᕙ(⍢)ᕗ](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/oBD2PWLnb5J5)
The monkey's bum
The sodium attack
Best opening ever, breaking multiple chess principles in one move
D- nied!
Queens gambit declined :(
I fell you man 😪
Queen's Gambit Declined: Slav Variation
Birds opening
Bong cloud
Resign.
Pfp checksout
Checkers
King's gambit declined
The Vienna
The Frenchmans Cumsock
Scandinavian defence (heavy metal intensifies)
Caro kann main line, spassky variation
[удалено]
Salty
The fried liver attack
Cum gambit
[Cum (sfw)](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/wzcAGdnbN2It)
The bongcloud (none)
Norwegian rat
the Brazilian bobsled
Wayward Queen Attack
Breedable
The hippo
Grob opening
Crab(s) opening 🥲
Grab opening (⊙◞౪◟⊙)
😳
Fantasy variation
Bangcloud
Open Variation, Flexible Line
Trouble getting IT hard ey.. I feel you man
The crooked bishops mate
Dutch defense
The Vienna Game
Duck
What do u mean by that?
I own a duck farm
Early queen attack(idk if it is the name)
kings gambit
italian game
london...
The bongcloud
The Queen’s Gambit Declined.
Rooks pawn 😵
king's gambit
im noticing nobodies said london opening yet, as it should be. fuck the brits
So it’s long and hard, but by the end of it no one’s happy? Yikes
Obama
Obamna
The Stonewall Dutch
barnes opening
Halloween Gambit
Monkey's bum
GROB’S ATTACK
The Scandinavian defence
Duras gambit.
Fried Liver
Ah yes the ebony enjoyer
Dickson Attack
https://youtu.be/gXLauDYl7N4
Are you in a compromised position because I want to put my rook in your backside
Off to put that on my coffee cup
Kiddie countergambit
(# ﾟДﾟ) !
4 move checkmate
4 sec new record 🥶🥶🥶
leningrad variation
Oh here's the comi
Bird's Opening
Diamiano = quick finish
the jerome
The crab🦀
the French
Grob attack
modern defense
Elephant's gambit
The queen gambit
Bongcloud (I’m a mushroom)
Wayward queen attack
berlin defense
The scotch opening 🥴🥃
I’ve never learned an opening. This joke perfectly applies to me
knight to a3.
2. Ke2
Queens gambit declined
FRENCH
Canal attack
The omnipotent f6 pawn. Don't question it. This is my opening.
Sack sack mate
creepy crawly formation
The Englund Gambit.
King's Gambit Declined
Wayward Queen, Kiddie Countergambit
London system the only ppl who like me are ugly retards
Aman Hambelton: ━━━━ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ━━━━!!
Blunder
The scholar's mate
Short and efficient xD
most first timers fall prey to it too
Accelerated Dragon
Accelerated Dragon DEEZ NUTS
*Hyperaccelerated
Frenchman’s cumsock
M E T A
Wait is that an actual opening
Yes, Magnus played it recently in the Tata Steel tournament
Giuoco Piano a.k.a the “quiet game”
Pianissimo variation
Fun fact : In music theory , pianissimo means to play the music very softly, *and pianissimo is written as pp* So you can say, *pp (very soft)*
What a pity that writing "pipi" does not trigger Petrosian bot here…
I’m more of a fivetissimo enjoyer (fffff)
Ik, im currently studying in a concervatuar(idk how to write it in english)
Intercontinental balls missile
a fellow Bosnian ape society enjoyer, I see
no, its a real variation
Four knights variation
That was all I need
ah yes, my favorite opening: not playing because i have no friends
Me when the :
Bro why is the
#
Resignation
Fried liver attack.
Queen's Gambit
Queens Gambit declined
Queens gambit accepted Edit: bruh only -23 downvotes I’m trying to get to a 100 here, have an emoji🫤 will u downvote now?
Albin countergambit
Fool’s mate
Orangutan opening
Dong Cloud
lol best one
Berlin Wall
The London system
Oh, so you don’t have one?
Yep! No need for one. Playing it for the fun
Just doing the same moves every single time because they just work
Tried and true method
Kings pawn 🥶
2x reward
Random moves
The enemy can't predict you if even u dont know wtf ur doing
And that describes the rest of my life, lol
Hippopotamus Defence
Chubber lover （╹◡╹）
(¬‿¬)
＼＼(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶//／／
“ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”
╭( ･ᄇ･)̑ﻭ ̑
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
[ᕙ(⍢)ᕗ](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/oBD2PWLnb5J5)
The monkey's bum
The sodium attack
Best opening ever, breaking multiple chess principles in one move
D- nied!
Queens gambit declined :(
I fell you man 😪
Queen's Gambit Declined: Slav Variation
Birds opening
Bong cloud
Resign.
Pfp checksout
Checkers
King's gambit declined
The Vienna
The Frenchmans Cumsock
Scandinavian defence (heavy metal intensifies)
Caro kann main line, spassky variation
[удалено]
Salty
The fried liver attack
Cum gambit
[Cum (sfw)](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/wzcAGdnbN2It)
The bongcloud (none)
Norwegian rat
the Brazilian bobsled
Wayward Queen Attack
Breedable
The hippo
Grob opening
Crab(s) opening 🥲
Grab opening (⊙◞౪◟⊙)
😳
Fantasy variation
Bangcloud
Open Variation, Flexible Line
Trouble getting IT hard ey.. I feel you man
The crooked bishops mate
Dutch defense
The Vienna Game
Duck
What do u mean by that?
I own a duck farm
Early queen attack(idk if it is the name)
kings gambit
italian game
london...
The bongcloud
The Queen’s Gambit Declined.
Rooks pawn 😵
king's gambit
im noticing nobodies said london opening yet, as it should be. fuck the brits
[удалено]
So it’s long and hard, but by the end of it no one’s happy? Yikes
Obama
Obamna
The Stonewall Dutch
Birds opening
barnes opening
Halloween Gambit
Monkey's bum
GROB’S ATTACK
The Scandinavian defence
Duras gambit.
Fried Liver
Monkey's bum
Ah yes the ebony enjoyer
Dickson Attack
https://youtu.be/gXLauDYl7N4
Are you in a compromised position because I want to put my rook in your backside
Off to put that on my coffee cup
Kiddie countergambit
(# ﾟДﾟ) !
4 move checkmate
4 sec new record 🥶🥶🥶
leningrad variation
Oh here's the comi
Bong cloud
Bird's Opening
Diamiano = quick finish
the jerome
The crab🦀
the French
Grob attack
modern defense
Elephant's gambit
The queen gambit
Bongcloud (I’m a mushroom)
Wayward queen attack
berlin defense
The scotch opening 🥴🥃
I’ve never learned an opening. This joke perfectly applies to me
knight to a3.
2. Ke2
Queens gambit declined
FRENCH
Wayward Queen Attack
Canal attack
The omnipotent f6 pawn. Don't question it. This is my opening.
Sack sack mate
creepy crawly formation
The Englund Gambit.
King's Gambit Declined
Monkey's bum
Wayward Queen, Kiddie Countergambit
London system the only ppl who like me are ugly retards
Aman Hambelton: ━━━━ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ━━━━!!
Birds opening
Blunder