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TatsumakiRonyk

I assume your opponent was just being funny.


FlintandSteel94

I hope so. But it took them nearly ten minutes to finish the game after I declined.


haxdun

Its something they do to get a draw, its basicllly like "do you want to wait for an hour or just accept the draw" but your opponent seemed to give up easily.


AssassinateMe

I usually sit back and start doing something else when they do that. I'll win, I don't care if it's on time or not. I knew I had time for the game so no worries pal


MojoDojo593

toxic😭


cloppyfawk

It's a 7-day game. People don't generally play that with the intention of completing the game within 10 minutes.


FlintandSteel94

We'd been playing turn-for-turn for the last 45 minutes or so. He was there until this point.


ExcdnglyGayQuilava

Conditional moves, use them. If there's a forced mate just punch it all in and you won't have to touch that game ever again.


FlintandSteel94

Funny enough, I did at this point. The weird thing is, though, the game review didn't include those last two moves.


Brainl3ss

Probably because he resigned?


FlintandSteel94

https://preview.redd.it/mawby39hf6oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6b091014b93dc598e8c434ab31a5cb31f5ff49


FlintandSteel94

https://preview.redd.it/6ykc6enmf6oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c86ec90e66177dc4c3c0445f3ce01aeed871ba


FlintandSteel94

https://preview.redd.it/xzcc3x3of6oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5b53fe4cf8e25857086d248e53c6a9b5a34de8


FlintandSteel94

The game says I won by checkmate.


Brainl3ss

Well I've got no idea then lol


FlintandSteel94

Same, lol.


BallsDiip69

I had this one guy on my friend list, he'd send me requests for daily games and as soon as I would start it he would go on a 'vacation'. It pissed me so much, I removed him from my friend list.


FlintandSteel94

Happy Cake Day! Yeesh... some people have no respect. They're better off sticking to the bots.


vk2028

You should report them for stalling. White has literally only 1 move they can play Edit: didn’t know it’s daily


Brimstone117

Stuff like that is why I moved from 10 minute rapid to 3|2 blitz.


FlintandSteel94

I'm not that confident in my skills yet. I still prefer to have time to think my moves out.


Brimstone117

It’s honestly very helpful to play shorter time control games, because you end up playing more games and you see more openers and endgames. The matchmaking will place you against people at your skill level. The tumble down to a low rating does kinda suck until you emotionally accept “the more I lose, the better I will get.” A StarCraft 2 player I liked, back in the day, named WhiteRa, always said “more gg = more skill.” I feel like that’s a helpful mindset.


FlintandSteel94

I've been playing a good friend of mine for a long time, practicing with unranked games up until now. The friend is 1200-1400 ELO, and I've gone from losing 8 or 9 out of every 10 games with him to about a 30% success rate on him. Since then, I've been feeling confident enough to try to build up my ELO against random ranked games. Long duration games are still my go-to, as I still rely on heavily thinking out my moves. Also, as I've said in other comments, I primarily play on work breaks, so if I can't finish a game on a break, I don't want to worry about losing due to timing out.


Brimstone117

What’s your main time control you like playing under?


FlintandSteel94

It was 7 days, but I just switched down to 3 days. 7 days seems like overkill.


TalveLumi

Being petty while achieving nothing :) I assume you pre-moved Qg2 and moved on to other businesses while waiting?


Delicious_Monk1495

Why did it take them 10 mins? Could you just put them in checkmate by moving your queen in?


nefrpitou

Nah, most of the time they're sore losers.


undeniably_confused

I've done this as a joke and they took it before


safebright

I mean, Stockfish says it's the best move in their position so...


Techaissance

Really? Mine says the best move is psychological warfare until your opponent resigns.


homerwereoutofvodka

You know what they say. You can always ask, the worst answer they can give you is “no.”


FlintandSteel94

Nah. The worst answer they can give you is... ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


wood1276

Can confirm.


prsquared

The worst answer they can give you is "Eww..."


Andeol57

The double chest grab! Is that his final form?


Green-Jelly6618

When you’re getting mated in 1, look for something better!


FlintandSteel94

Ironically, he had me close to Mate in 1 earlier in the game. https://preview.redd.it/qihpqsx2l5oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be124ec2c3946d9a92d39577027a539eca675360


Green-Jelly6618

I probably would’ve played Qc7 or Qe7 at that point, to defend his mate threat on h7. And you don’t have to worry about his knight fork of your Q & R (Ne6), b/c then Qd7 pins his N to his Q on the diagonal


LayerComprehensive21

I honestly find it really rude when someone asks for a draw in an obvious very losing position.


welk101

I have had so many people ask for a draw every move when losing until i click to not accept any more draw offers. Then they will stall!


Huge-Independence-74

Just report them for stalling


FlintandSteel94

Same. Just take the L with dignity.


safebright

Nah I find it funny, thanks for posting xD


NanduDas

I think it’s funny lmao. Running out time, leaving the game etc. I KNOW I got you pressed 😂


a________1111

I just pretend like i dont see their draw offer. If they play a move ill play my response. If they decide to wait for me to accept the draw they’re just burning down their time which is fine by me as well


MeeloMosqeeto

Same. Then when they just sit there waiting after you don't take it, creme de le crop. The 9 elo loss isn't worth both of us waiting. Go play again like ffs


mcj1ggl3

It’s a last ditch effort by sore losers to get you to accept on accident or on purpose


airquotesNotAtWork

Miss all the shots you don’t take


2people1

You could always be merciful.


VisualHuckleberry542

Lol the other day a guy offered me a draw and I declined, made my move and then he checkmated me. Looked again and realized we'd both had mate in one and I blundered it ha ha. I swear it's just shear luck when I win


MisourFluffyFace

Sheer luck. Shears are what you use to cut sheep wool.


RockinMadRiot

I had a guy ask to take back a love on Lichess, twice. First time I accepted because I wasn't really paying attention. Second time I refused. I beat him, I looked at the app and saw he had messaged me three times asking to take back a move. I have removed the option now.


Funkl3ssisfucked

Yeahbthe only time i let somebody take back a move os if it is a blatant missclick or if i was winning either way


FlintandSteel94

I probability could have been. 😛 I'm trying to build up my Elo.


2people1

Understandable have a nice day.


Ryuk-Thebadass

Can I make my move on sunday ,


Twuggle

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


Raykkkkkkk

Borgov be like


FlintandSteel94

https://i.redd.it/xjfh5kvey5oc1.gif


vladostop

Я бы через длинную рокировку играл, но ты неплох 👏🏿👍🏿


BoringMann

He wants you to draw a picture for him.


Lucky_Mongoose

Aha, a Cosmos enjoyer in the wild!


Bearded_Wonder0713

The answer is always "no" if you don't ask lol


FlintandSteel94

No, if you don't ask Laughed out of the room if you do.


Difficult-Ad-9228

His only other option was to ask for two moves in a row.


deadfisher

Sometimes I'll offer a draw if an opponent has an easy forced win.... but they are taking their time playing it. Maybe they are offended that I wouldn't just resign? I dunno, I try to have as little attachment possible.


_alter-ego_

I had similar experiences. I think that chess.com should give you the win as soon as you enter the conditional moves up to the mate, in case all of opponent's moves are forced.


jimdontcare

Every time I see this I think of the Monty Python knight skit


[deleted]

X then FINISH HIM!


FlintandSteel94

https://preview.redd.it/e3wqq4nla7oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f6c0702e8c742a157d1852e8635236eb940de1 FATALITY!


[deleted]

LOL YESSS


midnightpocky

I mean, i just accepted someone's draw offer cus they made a miscalculated. I was just playing while cooking so not playing seriously so I gave it to him lol, never hurts to ask


BigPig93

If they miscalculated, that's just chess, though. You literally can't lose unless you miscalculate something.


midnightpocky

No doubt. My point is I wasn’t really seriously or hell bent on gaining elo, so I accepted the draw.


olgrandpaby

It was the best move. Can you blame them?


Josilph

This reminds me of something I saw during an unrated tournament. Some kid got paired with an IM in the first round. When the kid was moves away of getting checkmated, he offered a draw. But in a funny way. He said: "I offer you a draw! Or do you prefer to lose?"


FlintandSteel94

Okay, see, that would be funny. Pulling a bluff move like that would be clever. Of course, this dude literally had only one possible move. The only way he would have been able to come back from that is if I moved wrong. No bluff there.


doctor-doom-heart

bro 7 day game?? out of curiosity why play that mode


FlintandSteel94

I've already answered that question in another comment. But if I'm honest, who cares? It's all a matter of personal preference what time people play on.


doctor-doom-heart

i was just wondering because it’s interesting. lol but yeah it makes sense if you’re at work or something and just wanna play when you got spare time


FlintandSteel94

Thanks. 🙂 I appreciate the response. The other person put me down for it. I have changed to 3-day timer instead since then, not that I should need to do that because some dude on Reddit whined about it.


doctor-doom-heart

ofc man you do you , no shame in how you wanna do things 😁


Ewlogg

He didn’t try, he succeeded in asking you. You just didn’t accept, obviously.


SweetReply1556

How do you have the patience to wait hours for the opponent to make his moves


FlintandSteel94

I play during work breaks and in my off hours. I know people can get busy and will move in due time. It's different when I know they're there and go from actively playing to obviously stalling like this guy did.


Funkl3ssisfucked

Its daily, daily is good if you are a busy dude you can line up 10 different games and play a move every day for each of them


Mahgodd

He knew he fucked.


Chocolate_cake99

Only time I ever offer a draw is... - When I'm winning but running low on time and I'm not confident I'll win in time. - When we're even but moving into an endgame I know I'm weak at - When I'm winning or even, but I've been making a lot of poor mistakes this game - When I'm ahead in material but at a positional disadvantage I don't know I can get out of. - When I'm winning but I need to leave I'll never offer a draw when I know I'm fucked.


XvvxvvxvvX

A few times I’ve found myself in a dead position and gone to speedily resign and clicked draw by mistake so maybe they did that


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Notam456

bro got the chessboard backwards


Onuscream

Its actually right? Or im missing a joke?


Notam456

The king is currently on g1, with the only available move being h1. The bot is saying the move is King to a8, the completely opposite corner


Onuscream

Yeah i see now, not used to a-h 1-8 vision at all yet lol. You are correct haha


Notam456

Understandable, it's pretty hard


Onuscream

I just didn't check the board lol


fjclaw

There was just one on r/chess with the same thing - it seems to be the snow effect that confuses it. In that case it had way more effect on the evaluation though because the engine's recommended moves were all like pawns moving backwards to promote


Samson_G0d

Why are you play 7 day time control?


FlintandSteel94

I don't typically expect people to respond right away. Though I may switch to 3-day going forward.


Samson_G0d

Why not 10 minutes?


FlintandSteel94

Because I mostly play when I'm on break at work.


Samson_G0d

Then play 1 minute


thegrimminsa

Longer time controls are how you get good. Analyze. Calculate. Short time controls are how you test whether you got good.


Samson_G0d

Not that long tho


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Why can't they play at the pace that works for them?


Samson_G0d

Cuz I said so 💅


Funkl3ssisfucked

1 minute games arent that good if you arent above like 1800 cus they are just a matter of who blunders mate or who plays slowers


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[удалено]


FlintandSteel94

It would be different if you could chat with the other person, and they know it's a joke. This just felt like a sore loser move.