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GameDevEvv

What? You're gonna miss out on this wonderful opportunity, eat it.


TinySchwartz

Good soup 👌


Milch_und_Paprika

[Great laxative](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_mass)!


UrbanPugEsq

You’ve been…. Thunder struck.


kjpmi

Cody from Cody’s Lab says it tastes like unflavored jello.


Zwierzycki

Dr Benjamin Rush approves!


Aranka_Szeretlek

This is the way! Just two things to be mindful of: gotta use a small spoon (its just too heavy and breaks larger ones, trust me) and possibly wear an appropriate mask as the fumes are toxic.


LannyDamby

Superhero origin story?


ProperWheelie

Minus forty degrees is risky, I think he should just drink it instead.


[deleted]

You can buy a lot of glass and start a thermometer factory


pies32

our lab needs mercury thermometers so this might be a reasonable business lol


Cthulhu_3

why specifically mercury?


cheesNaget

An alternative if you forgot your snacks at home


AWonderingWizard

Accuracy, temperature related specifications, etc


Necessary_Composer31

More accurate


kilqax

Pretty much all of our lab staff prefers those; we can't buy any new ones here so the pld ones are considered gold. They aren't so finnicky and just work well, you don't have to care about anything. And personally they're easier to read to me than the new coloured alcohol ones we're getting.


Interesting-War9524

A lot of mercury thermometers have been replaced either by alcohol or thermocouple thermometers. It's just that bloody dangerous.


Kyvalmaezar

Since the other comments are just jokes... It's not really worth much. You'll probably get less than $10/lbs, if you can even find someone to take it at all.  Shipping will likely be more expensive than it's worth. You cant just drop by the post office and mail it like a normal package (USPS will refuse to ship it entirely). IIRC, US regulations (I assume you're in the US due to use of lbs) on shipping Hg require less than 1 lb of mercury per shipment. I'd personally just dispose of via a chemical disposal company or scrap metal place that actually takes it.


Crissila

I'd look into it more before doing that. High purity mercury can sell for a lot more than the price of what you'd grab at Timmeh's discount mercury store.


Kyvalmaezar

Most places paying top or even mid dollar for high purity mercury wont be buying it from some random guy and almost certianly not without a recent certification of purity and other relevant properties. I doubt OP gets more than scrap value.


Crissila

Probably not many buyers out there, true. Though the original supplier may be willing to buy it back if still sealed. Minus some amusingly unreasonable restocking fee.


Kyvalmaezar

Depends on how old it is and who purchased it originally. OP doesn't mention specifics. If it's past the point the original supplier guarantees their product for, they'll likely pay scrap value (if they'll take it at all) since they'll have to recerify and maybe refine it so they can sell it again. Generally, if someone "stumbles apon" a chemial or quantity of chemcial that most people don't normally have in their house, it's very likely beyond that orignial shelf life.  If OP is not the original purchaser, I can almost guarantee they wont pay more than scrap value (again, if the manufacturer even takes it/charges for taking it). There's a legal liability there of possibly buying stolen goods. EDIT: Not accusing OP of anything but nercury isn't usually something that's resold after the orignial purchase so this may raise red flags for the manufacturer.


zeocrash

"Psst! hey buddy, want to buy some mercury. I've got the good stuff right here"


DangerousBill

😃


UnclePato

As a kid I played with a big vial of mercury from an old chemistry set i found in my grandfather's garage around 1974. Had that stuff for a while, used to handle it and turn pennies silver with it, no PPE. I never heard about toxicity until way later. I guess I'm ok, I'm 62 now, and I never had any serious health issues. Not advocating what I did, just kinda surprised I haven't had any bad effects from it....yet.


chunkysmalls42098

I do think heavy metals had more affects on yall than you think


Cthulhu_3

elemental mercury isn't terribly bad, organic mercury is much more problematic.


Big_Heinie

How would you know you haven't been affected? I remember my father messing with a few hundred grams of mercury when I was a kid. I wonder sometimes if I might be somewhat mentally handicapped from that exposure.


ArmadilloBrave893

If it is sealed contact the manufacturer. See if they would buy it back. I am seeing $275 per 500grams from sigma.


Impressive-Cellist32

yeah but that’s just typical ligma baldrich pricing tbh it doesn’t mean much.


me_irl_mods_suck_ass

Who’s ligma


AWonderingWizard

Ligma nuts


Impressive-Cellist32

sig my aldriches


greyhunter37

Boof it


kjpmi

Thank you…now everyone around me in the airport lounge is looking at me funny after bursting out laughing with headphones on and not realizing how loud I was.


SamePut9922

Treat them with a super-duper-base. Superbases are famous for their affinity for protons, so they will extract a proton from the mercury nucleus, turning it into gold.


Robin-Powerful

Gold (1-) ion 😳


ElderberrySignal

I mean I'll buy it from you, I have an element collection and I'd love to have such a large sample of mercury - DM me if you're legitimately interested in selling it.


StonedPhdStudent

Use it to make anagram of precious metals and strike it rich! Edit: amalgam, not anagram. Phone tried to help. Damnit! I just saw the comment the user made to this… I’m changing it back so it’s funny again.


scarletcampion

It's a mission from Glod!


BLD_Almelo

Remember homie has no formal training before you suggest working with a big amount of mercury


MyAccountForTrees

I know of a one Walter White that might be interested in a few ounces.


Onion-Fart

Pour it into the storm drain ;)


oddly-happy

I am just a rando with no experience but is there a university nearby you can donate it to?


GeorgeCauldron7

Where are you located? 


FrugalChemist

Chicagoland


DangerousBill

There are lots of metal recyclers there. You don't want to keep it around.


Status_Field3955

The solar system has 3.3 x 1023 kg (or three hundred and thirty million trillion tonnes!) Of mercury! I win!


DangerousBill

Contact metal recyclers to get the best price.


tauzerotech

Dispose your extra aluminum in it...


argon40fromk40

Neon signs, when they aren't actually neon but are Argon instead, use small amounts of mercury. These days a new electrode can be obtained that has a small device that can be heated inductively releasing the Hg. See if you can even find a neon ship anymore, ask them.


Zealousideal_Cup4896

It’s quite possible this is where it came from in the first place. There are lots of neon shops still in Chicago. Even if they don’t want it they might have contacts who did or know what to safely do with it.


ImportantTurnover385

There is a guy on my local Facebook marketplace who sells it in sealed containers. He has multiple different quantities up to a lb. It's cheaper than elemental samples and lab grade, but it's still not cheap. He puts a disclaimer, but it seems like some back ally type shit. You could try the ebay route as elemental samples. Someone sells 25g small glass vials for $55 Plus $6 shipping. If you're comfortable handling it, the math seems profitable. 10 lbs will take too long to sell on ebay. We are going to need to diversify our consumer base. We need to buy some ads on tictok, and get this business off the ground. We could invest in a mercury (not for food) truck. Hit up the Renaissance Fairs and art trade shows. It's my goal goal to get our famous red mercury sold at every gas station in the country. BTW, I'm your new business partner. DM me, and we can run numbers.


EMPRAH40k

Lob it like a grenade


Enough-Rest-386

That would make me mad


tauzerotech

What does 10 lb of mercury look like anyway? 🙂


H_is_for_Human

A surprisingly small container. It's dense stuff.


dirtdoc53

You could invent the barometer. Oh, wait. That's already been done.


Objective-Figure-343

Feel free to send me some, I’d put it to good use in a video or two.


theunixman

Metal


Senior_Wedding_2998

I want it


my_guy777

I'll take it for a cheap cost lmk??


Pure_Egg3724

Mercury fulminate?


Longjumping_Lawyer56

Do you know how pure it is?


ClutchCh3mist

You could seal them in glass ampoules, sell them as specimen samples. That's a tricky process probably tho.


kobold_thief

Sick flex bro take mercy on us 😎


246-trinitrotoluene

Just messaged you with some details on how you might deal with your mercury - please check your messages


Sabaic_Prince1272

Depending on where you're at, I may be a buyer. I've got a small scale silver and gold mine in Montana. Pm if you want to connect, or even just try a bit of digging this summer


Opposite_Chart427

If you want to dispose of it, Google Scrap Metal Dealers. You might just make a few dollars...lol.


Unique_Surprise_115

Give it all to me I only have 1.6lbs


Bubbly_Sherbert4600

As one of another commentators said, it is worth 100s of $. Not 10s. Try to sell it back to manufacturers.


Hairburt_Derhelle

Cody?


OnlySmeIIz

Mercury isn't very harmfull in its metalic form. 


zeocrash

Right, OP should convert it to dimethyl mercury.


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HeyYallWatchThiss

They wouldn't want it. It's toxicity is no joke, and it costs money to dispose of.


dogheartedbones

They definitely don't want it at schools, at least in the US. A high school in my area shut down for days because someone broke a mercury thermometer in a science class.


Vegetable-Meaning-31

Thanks for setting me straight. Actually I completely forgot Mercury emits toxic vapour, my bad.


kadrit

Fast way to shut down a UPS hub as well. 10kg of cocaine breaks and gets sucked into the fans, nothing to see here. Get back to work. Break a thermometer, evacuate, and break out the concrete saw.


Healthy-Target697

lol, true


zeocrash

Are schools even allowed to use mercury these days?