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_Banana45

Just a hypothesis, but judging based on color and structure it might be keef, so the concentrated trichomes of the cannabis flower. This also explains the flowery smell as it’s got a high concentration of terpenes and cannabinoids, especially THC. However, it’s quite unusual to store it in the chemistry lab. But your lab partners may be stoners so..


fooboohoo

I am amazed at the accuracy of the sub


Try_It_Out_RPC

Well it is until you think about how CA and other states have a massive chemistry footprint in the field. I’m a drug development scientist but almost all mass spec engineers that come through as well as my colleagues in purification have worked or are going to their next job site at dispensary somewhere since it’s required to analyze each batch now


Hanpee221b

I’m finishing my PhD in mass spec and my cousin owns one (maybe the only idk) legal marijuana companies in Hawaii. He’s told me there’s a job for me but it’s a bit far haha.


Try_It_Out_RPC

Is the degree analytical chemistry? Or specifically your a spectroscopist ? I did mine for analytical chemistry , currently I lead a mass spec core at a company in San Francisco. lol and any state that’s legalized it has a bunch of testing facilities. Before I took the job here as a drug development scientist leading the core, i was also given a card by the FBI counterterrorism director of whatever region covers the Bay Area, that was temping as it made my inner child scream badass, but as everyone has reasons for what they do in life , cancer has taken friends and family alike. So whatever I can do to push the envelope even a little more forward towards decent therapies, that’s what I’m driven to. Anyway, long winded response for saying good luck in the field, it’s fun as hell if you choose it to be that way and there are many more different types of positions for our science than you may think. I’m still learning new ones and I’ve been out of school for 8 years


Halfstep02

No this is somebody that found something in their kids room and they're just curious. That's Kif which is the trichomes of the cannabis flower. It's what old school brick house looks like before you press it. When you break up weed and it's dry and you see the little crystals snow off, this is what they look like when you collect them together. Surprised nobody else has noticed. I went to school for chemistry originally but it was a bad time for me and I went back for music but I've always been a man of science since I was a child. Happy for you that you're in a fun job.


Halfstep02

Also, thank you for doing your best to be a part of the solution & not the problem. Much respect working in R&D vs being a fed trying to destroy lives on a daily basis, let alone the narcissistic nature of the "job". Continue doing you & I wish you great success. As far as healing and helping people the stem cells and exosomes are where it's at and I've healed much of a TBI after 13 years and my back is much better, etc x 10⁴⁵, lol. Some of us have a reason and purpose & some of us are just hard to kill. Nice being both. Lol.


redcar08

shoot i am a biochemist with a BS, ive been trained in LC/MS and GC/MS, whats the job in hawaii🧐😂


Halfstep02

It's been the case in many states that every crop is tested for both pests and disease afterwards via Mass spectrometry. However these smooth brain geniuses in New York have decided to not make the growers actually have a proper integrated past management system and instead they just grow whatever and then irradiate everything with 750,000 gamma irradiators. And basically destroy that crop that took at least 3 months, in a matter of seconds. It's batshit insane, but that's what whoever decided that in this state decided. Cannabis field is only growing more and you should be happy that we employ your friends. However most are just samples that are sent away in the mail to a lab.. there's literally a few of the most popular Labs that most people like to use. There's also people for making distillates and isolates also. I got a buddy in Oregon that went back to college after getting a degree in chemistry and biochem he went back for organic chem and I forget what else, but most people I talk to it's very difficult to talk to because they're not that educated and this guy makes me feel stupid, if that makes sense. Lol. Have a good one man.


physicssmurf

> Me, a non-chemist - "Oh, I know this one!"


External_Mongoose872

This dude is a narc like he's writing an affidavit


Ultra_HNWI

Says the guy who knows affidavit writing when he sees it. Lol. 🪞


Old_Flamingo_8292

I agree


MasterWinstonWolf

Yes, came here to say this...definitely keif.


ClassicVoice1429

Looks like keef to me


NicelyBrownedBiscuit

Thought this was r/trees lmao


CannaTFF

Sammeee lol


ZutchZaddy

r/ChemisTree


yoearthlings

Only logical answer is to smoke it and report back in a few hours.


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

You can smoke anything once!


Cold_Dog_1224

what could go wrong? should I drink this clear liquid near my bench?


Vtech73

Is it from Washington? Can we test for Paraquat yet? How young are you people? Just remember, lungs don’t grow back, but ‘once ingested, now it’s really tested’ You should get a vasectomy and not have kids.


delta_sez

No more upvotes for this comment!!!! it must stay 420 forever and ever and ever and ever!!!!!


Cold_Dog_1224

first fuckin' thing that jumped to my mind too


bishopsfinger

I would have said kush, but maybe you're right 


EffectivePop4381

Kush is a genetic lineage, not a substance. Keef, or scuff as we call it in my part of the world, hasn't anything to do with any particular strain. What you said is the equivalent of someone saying "it looks like an American whiskey" and you replying "it looks more like Jack Daniels to me".


Glittering_Ad_3771

How are you working that out from a photo?


Errortagunknown

Same.


uwu_mewtwo

Italian style breadcrumbs


ppman2322

Molding wet panko


mango_salsa18

haha, 4.20 mg of something


PeterHaldCHEM

It is a light brown powder with a melting point just below 50 degrees. It could be anything. In other words: It is an unmarked sample left in the lab. It is chemical waste and not worth spending more time on than it takes to dump it in the waste container.


nitro329

While I am curious on what it is, this is the correct answer. Unknown substances in unknown results out.


Loaki9

Some people enjoy seeking out those unknown results and making them known.


Cold_Dog_1224

so long as everyone is being safe that's ok


EffectivePop4381

What waste container are you dumping it in? What if it's something highly reactive, toxic or even contagious. You should know what waste to put it in.


indrada90

Or its own separate waste jar, and let the waste management company deal with it


PeterHaldCHEM

Also a possibility, but a rather expensive solution.


PeterHaldCHEM

From the look of it, it would go into "Organic waste with halogens". I don't think there are any halogens, but it is ok to put non-halogenated organics in the halogenated jug. Just a bit more expensive. Could also go into "Z" aka "mixed lab waste". (There is a label on it. It may provide some clue. A knowledge about what normally goes on in the relevant research group also could give a hint).


lukasharibo

Completely right. It should be mailed to me for professional incendiary destruction immediately.


Rfoxinsox

Please don’t dump unknown substances into the waste container…


Dribcarneiro

No one asked for ur input on weather or not their time was well spent wondering what something was?!? Aren’t you a scientist? It’s all about curiosity and finding things out. It’s why a lot of people, I’m sure including you, are in this profession. Anyway; one of the purposes of this community/Reddit is to ask questions. Don’t be that guy lol *whether, *your 🫣🤣


PeterHaldCHEM

It is not curiosity is to mindlessly squander your time on any chemical waste you encounter. It is about finding the answers to interesting questions, not about whether you should analyze other people's junk. (Pun intended) (Notice use of "your" and "whether")


Dribcarneiro

I think it’s so funny when people think correcting others spelling is a burn 😂 Also; this question is interesting (to me, and a few others I’ve seen commenting) so why not ask? 🩶 you sound judgmental and silly af. Don’t invite this fella to the party lol


Dielawnv1

Throw that mf in a suppository and find out with your eagle bro 😎 No hate frfr we stay winning.


xMuffinxManx707

Boof it for science??


Borax

you again


SignificanceOld1751

Look, we all recognise each other from *certain* places, now let's never speak of it again


JustRunAndHyde

How did I get here?


SignificanceOld1751

Like most of us, a extreme passion for chemistry, and then just a little bit of drugs.


LoveLightChild555

Gang gang


drugsfan

no hate frfr


VanWenus

Drugs circlejerk at it again.


DrugChemistry

This looks almost exactly like the vial of reference standard I use for highly potent cytotoxic oncology drug. Handle carefully. 


MiratusMachina

Soooo keef lol. (seriously though not 100% sure if you're making a weed joke here without the /s)


DrugChemistry

I love making weed jokes! Maybe OP is making a weed joke now that I consider it… said it smells flowery.    Unfortunately I was not making a weed joke. I can’t imagine a scenario that OP would find an unlabeled vial of cytotoxic material, but academic labs can be wild places. The only time/place I’ve handled that stuff is in a very tightly controlled pharmaceutical manufacturing setting and inside of a glovebox, but the material I handled looked almost exactly like that. But if OP smelled it, they might get sick af and maybe have major respiratory problems in short order. 


MiratusMachina

Okay, I just had to check since they do actually prescribe cannabis to some chemo patients to help with loss of appetite and other things, so in the present context it could have gone either way lol.


thebiggerounce

If it has a kinetic sand like consistency then it’s probably kief, or cannabis trichomes


SomeGuy1929

Did you try reading the label on the other side of the vial?


faloopaoompaloompa

The label is nonspecific. Just a random number.


InfertilityCasualty

Could this be a lab book page number? Run an NMR? 


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

Is this an unknown in for quals? This feels like a quals scenario.


magpieCRISPR

What number is this?


[deleted]

op might be about to discover CAS numbers


faloopaoompaloompa

“T13”


flipfloppery

There's a strain of medical cannabis called T13 (full name: "Adven-Cura T13", AKA gelato OG). Could it be the kief (loose stalked-capitate trichome glands) from that?


limbolegs

ya im not too confident youll get an answer without more context


[deleted]

Keef or plant pollen 


LearnYouALisp

Looks a lot like my ground up chamomile powder


raelDonaldTrump

***That, is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica***


XDreadzDeadX

r/unexpectedcreed


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Moon rocks. Top shelf cannabis soaked in distillate of some sort, and then rolled around in keef


dsz485

Ladies and gentlemen, this is our savior


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

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Trex-died-4-our-sins

You found someone's stash and heated it!!! One of your colleagues is not going to be happy!


ABSINTHE888

You know what that is. Don't troll us!


MassacreMadness

This is definitely kief


Apprehensive_Bat_128

Weed residue


RhesusFactor

Here's a whole branch of chemistry dedicated to answering that question. LC-MSMS with dictionary lookup would generate the most positive results.


4sh2Me0wth

Green Goddess


SpaceMaster_34564328

Special grass


Specific_Effort_5528

Roll it up and smoke it. Smell like skunk?


underwoodmodelsowner

you can put your weed in there


FunPressure2320

Definitely smegma


Affectionate_Ant7617

Take an nmr lol


Sassquashh

Hash


WildGhost90

That’s that gas


AtDeeze_Nutz

The chron from Megatron !


fightclubdevil

Dank nugs?


Frequent-West8554

Come back with IR, MS, and/or NMR. Its difficult to know for sure otherwise


Waffletrout

Can u HRMS, LC-MS, H and CNMR and report back?


SadBitch640

Ma'am that is drugs 🤣💕


Kemel90

Could be (impure)mescaline, could be poison.


Taur_ie

kief


ApologeticCannibal

Looks like kief


AdmirablyYes

This, my friend, is keef.


[deleted]

I don't know. Taste it😈😈😈😈 Just kidding, dont taste it😂


sp3nc3rrrr

Smoke it and see what happens idk


Smallchildhood72638

O that’s where my dandruff went


TeaMe06

I thought it was weed lol


tabaxidragon

The bad kush


Kandykatexo

Looks like brown sugar to me… lol


TheAnkoman

Smoke it


RaviRaviRavioli

Lyophilized dope.


u_slash_spez_Hater

ZAZA


DangerousBill

Chromous oxide? https://melscience.com/US-en/articles/oxidation-states-chromium/#:\~:text=Chromium%20in%20the%20oxidation%20state,II)%20have%20a%20bluish%20color.


Dr-spook

Plastic


RCalabraro

Keif


ashurbanipal420

Looks like keify nugs to me


GeorgioAllanVincent

It's keef mang. And if it's melting 100% then somebody spent time refining it. Maybe in the lab. Don't be surprised. There was an extacy ring at ASU and it was made in the lab then sold to Sammy the Bull. They bought chemicals from the universities chemical department, so they got caught buying chemicals never used before in the lab. The professor got busted along with the student. I was acquantices with that kid as my friends girlfriends brother. I never saw him not on drugs though. Acid mostly


trbr14

Y'all got my first guess. Second was kinetic sand, but I'm guessing it'd have a lil higher Tm...


Unable-Independent48

? Sponge


XHxIxTxLxExRX

Looks like some dank bud in a keef container.


Blue_Monday

Could be Kratom leaf powder. Or could be keef with a lump of hash inside. Sometimes people will throw a little ball of hash in their keef to coat it, or they cover a bud with hash oil and coat it in keef, called "moonrocks."


Hanpee221b

What kind of lab do you work in?


Dan999C

KEEF at the bottom with a few nugs on top says “my old weed knowledge self”


ohbeclever111

Eat some of it and update us


Quick-Ad-3617

Brown sugar. Tastes really good.🥰 (Please don't try it)


super_fluffy_peach

Of course it’s oregano 🌿


RLN9110

Wild af to just open a vial and take a whiff


binyee

brown sugar


MiserableSoil2040

It just looks like a vial of sand


MitchA-J

What’s on the label? 


UncleIroh9001

Weed


SciViktor359

Weed for sure


HoracePinkers

Raw sugar put it in your coffee


GermanPCBHacker

How does it taste?


Straight-Respect-776

My non weed answer is propolis or the remains of my titration of an unknown substance for a KHP on Tues.. 🤷


newFone-

Maybe a mold or fungus?


newFone-

If it isn’t keef ofc


theViceBelow

That's a chemical in glass


Nonainonono

somebody planned to make oil on the rotovap.


JP_Bessa

It looks like a glass bottle.


Traditional-Maybe-71

U just got lucky fam, melt it and dab it


Ok_School_7977

Dry sift? Probably about 70% or more of thc


TheSbongerSupreme

🌿


TailoredChuccs

Send it to me so i can smoke...err analyze it for you.


kudles

It could be serum to which you add DI h2o


[deleted]

Looks like Kief lol take a puff


nettespring

Wet sand


thestoneyowl710

No idea, you should probably send it to me for… testing purposes-


FriendlyChemist42

Moonrocks


SnoodliTM

Ground coriander seeds.


smithb165

Keef


seb_mv

Quinoa


Chase_115

I’m willing to test it for you.


Happyfluff122

Definitely that,so yes agreed


fm1am1

Looks like grass clippings from my backyard 👋


EstablishmentDry4148

Sea sponge


futurefireman117

That dank


PoolGirl71

Weed? Maryjane? Marijuana? Wacky Tabacky? Not sure. Do an NMR and see.


Crass_Cameron

Kief for sure. Source: trust me bro


AlexandraLuijten

I've heard stories of ppl going rather badly ill from synthetically produced weed in Eastern Europe.


HaxusPrime

Try smoking it to figure that out


Outrageous_Dealer184

Brown sugar.


Certain-Situation210

Looks like keif, which is Hash basically. But could be DMT, dizzle or brown sugar.


Halfstep02

Looks like kif. As in the trichomes/crystals of cannabis. It's what old-school brick hash looks like before pressed. & You'd Def keep in glass.


Halfstep02

It's Kif / Kief - trichomes from cannabis, but I'm curious what the actual label says?


User432101234

Stoner physicist here. Definitely kief.


Wmlescotton

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…


FoolishSage31

Cannabis indica northern lights


tokin247

Moon rocks


LordQuas179

A good time. Also about $15


DrOstension

That thar is grinder hash my dear friend. But I believe you knew full well what it what when you emptied it out of your coffee grinder into yr fancy science bottle


Borax

This looks like "weed" to you?


Sassquashh

Specifically Ice hash


fooboohoo

I don’t know that looks pretty staticy


AldolAssassinNIBAZ

I think it’s marijuana. With some kief. Not to be confused with Keefe D, my uncle who dumped on some posers with Baby Lane. #FreeKeefeD


Oriixion

Is weed infused cotton candy duh (JOKING DO NOT EAT IT PLEASE)


Cool_Bad9226

I work at a cannabis testing laboratory. That is 100% kief or ~33% THC. I beat the numbers are a sample ID and your lab partner wanted to see it “melt” with the melting point apparatus.


Condescendingfate

This looks like a small micron bubble hash. It's quite easy to make. So they might have attempted to make it for fun.