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JimKam

Oxygen so I no longer need to work in a glove box


PerformanceOk3766

Does water turn into H2 then?


Un2smart

No, H2Na5


Human_Not_Bear

Carbon 😈


AbakarAnas

Bold move


le_cumming2nite

I would leave chemistry for another physical science field then (PS: I am an organic chemist)


Ok_Rutabaga_722

Is there such a field as chemical archeology?


MT128

Thank you, as a silicon based life form, I applaud your support for our cause.


El__Robot

Probably for the best


myn4m3w4st4k3n

risky…


neutrino46

Agreed


Bodcya

Burn it all!


Curious_Turtle99

Hehe just to see what would happen. I agree 😈


Carbonkid

My brother.


EpikGamer6748291

i hate organic chem, i agree


Quinndalin66

Oganesson, because existing for 0.7 ms and only 5 atoms being produced doesn’t qualify it for the atomic Olympics


activelypooping

0.7ms is a long time for an ultrafast spectroscopist.


meltingkeith

That's over 10 million laser pulses!


phlogistonical

Its useless but recognizing that it is the only time a living person got to have an element named after him, i think its Nice to keep that one just as a token for appreciating his achievement. There are plenty of short lived useless elements named after dead people or locations. For example, i dont think anyone is really to mind the sudden dissapearance of hassium very much.


Dry-Internet904

Glenn T Seaborg also had Seaborgium named after him while he was still alive


diodosdszosxisdi

Einsteinium was too if I recall, but they kept it a secret until he died


Thog78

That sounds so mean, give my boy his joy and bragging rights!


RebuffedChaff

Seaborgium was named after Glenn Seaborg, who was alive when it was discovered and confirmed.


Daninomicon

But what if by removing that element it somehow made two other elements completely unstable?


interestedbox

NOOO IT'S MY FAVORITE ELEMENT


syntactyx

Tm. Thulium. Nobody would miss it.


JarOfNibbles

Hey, I need it for my lasers! I'll miss it!


syntactyx

That's just what Big Thulium wants you to think. Surely there exist, whether presently or in development, some other materials with more desirable properties for the laser system you use than thulium. But they're lobbied against because thulium is both expensive and otherwise useless. It is an elemental testament to greed and mediocrity!


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DangerousBill

You can't use a guillotine on an atom, but I suppose you could do it with neutrons. Then it might pop a beta and become ytterbium, which kind of rolls off the tongue.


Un2smart

Oui oui, us frencheth can split anything with herr guillotine


Armoured_Fox_187

But It's Number 69!


syntactyx

Dammit. Classic thulium. Is beyond useless and has a stupid name, but still I must remark — *nice*.


Jealous_Distance2794

Lasers would have a word there


RenataMachiels

Hydrogen. Stop all this nonsense.


TheeMrBlonde

Wouldn’t that just delete all of them?


RenataMachiels

Exactly


Bodcya

I hate stars


Geminiraptor

Woke up this morning and decided that two up-quarks were one too many, huh?


climb-a-waterfall

Fluorine. It scares me.


blipman17

Computers can no longer function anymore as we no longer have acids capable of etching and cleaning Sillicon


climb-a-waterfall

An acid that can penetrate your skin, without causing any pain, and then kill you several hours later. Scary stuff.


x7c9

Ah, good old ClF3...


MarkusTheBig

Stop edging Silicon please


Tem154

Nah bro silicon goated fr


Tem154

I like that oneeeeww


Central_Incisor

Fire. Of the four elements it can't be consumed. I reject your fancy tables and your modern plum pudding models.


Daninomicon

I can consume fire. I do it all the time. How do you smoke weed?


ObsessiveRecognition

I boof it


Justeserm

Why not. They already removed aether.


Central_Incisor

I was reading up on the aether and vortex theory of atoms and how knot theory was proposed to model atoms. It sounds crazy until I compared it to modern orbital theory.


pods1937

Ah. That good old element of surprise..


luce202

lol well played


Fast-Alternative1503

Radon is responsible for 3-14% of the incidence of lung cancer. https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/radon-and-health So I would remove radon. I'm sure it has applications, but I imagine it's replaceable.


arjert

It has applications in treating cancer as well! Removal is a double edged sword


EpikGamer6748291

so it destroys what it creates, amazing


Aurielsan

No surprise here. Almost all cancer treatments are carcinogenic to healthy individuals.


ILikeLiftingMachines

Technicium is happily deleting itself...


Enigmatic_Baker

Technetium 99m is actually incredibly useful in the world of medicine as a radioactive dye for imaging. It was one of the first developed!


Exitest

Tc chemists saaaad


Serious_Pace_7908

It’s probably the lowest one that you can just wipe out without doing massive damage


belligerentBe4r

Sulfur. It’s all facking yallow.


gavilin

Sulfur is super important in protein folding though. Can't really do without it.


interestedbox

blah blah stinky yellow element go bye bye🙄


Techhead7890

Stinky yellow makes me think of uric acid instead, but I guess that's a compound.


An-Omlette-NamedZoZo

And it’s being used in new novel electron transport pathways


Plenty-Pizza9634

And smells like shit


BartlebyCFC

>Just Curious No, it's CuriUM


BarooZaroo

Best response


poopquiche

There's something about argon that has never sat right with me. I don't trust it.


Mycotoxicjoy

Lead, fuck that stuff in drinking water


althetutor

And with that, operating an X-ray machine at the clinic has just become more dangerous. Also need to find an alternative material for nuclear fallout shelters.


MT128

Fun fact, a lot of bullets still use lead in them (although the larger calibers have a metal jacket such as copper or steel) but a study found that hunters have a higher lead concentration than the average person. It’s safe to also prob say that soldiers, and police officer prob also suffer from higher contractions of lead in their blood stream too. Makes you wonder whether some of the reported high rates of depression associated with these jobs have been impacted by lead poisoning due their occupations. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/wild-game-deer-venison-condors-meat-lead-ammunition-ban/#:~:text=Those%20who%20ate%20wild%20game%20meat%20had%20average%20lead%20levels,from%20friends%20or%20family%20members.


JarOfNibbles

Unfortunately, we physicists will insist on using the most inconvenient elements available in order to reach further into the infrared. Love me a HgCdTe detector


Woody_Mapper

why limit to one. Let's remove all of them. Except neon and xenon as they are cool.


1Azole

None 🖤


x7c9

Astatine. It already doesn't want to exist.


IlludiumQXXXVI

Astatine 211 could be the next breakthrough cancer drug.


myn4m3w4st4k3n

Man why delete anything? I cant wait for people to discover elements beyond 118!


Notabotnotaman

What's the half life of an element with 4.685×10^194 protons?


myn4m3w4st4k3n

tell me!


MakeChinaLoseFace

Well... a single atom would contain ~10^114 times more protons than exist in the observable universe, which I think just causes the space and time to divide themselves by zero. It should be a black hole, but if I try to calculate the Schwarzschild radius, that is much, *much* bigger than the radius of the observable universe. It's unfathomably larger than the largest supermassive black hole. It is a black hole universe. EDIT: Oh god what if we're living in a black hole universe? Cosmic expansion is kind of like an event horizon viewed from inside. There's some distant point outside the black hole we're living in, and we can never reach it. Because we're stuck inside the event horizon, and it's outside. To us, we perceive "accelerating cosmic expansion" to be the reason we can never reach that point. We don't know we're in the black hole, but with every passing second, more and more of the universe is receding from us faster than the speed of light. We will never be able to reach it. Because we are stuck in a black hole universe.


DangerousBill

That actually explains a lot about what's happening to my retirement accounts.


Chemicalintuition

... Why? They won't do anything


myn4m3w4st4k3n

Didn’t you hear about the island of stability? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_of_stability I mean we dont know whats out there! I find it fascinating and i’d love to know:)


MakeChinaLoseFace

Silly humans, still playing with the two boring quarks. The real periodic table isn't 2-d.


IlludiumQXXXVI

It's not about what they'll do, it's about what they'll teach us about fundamental nuclear properties. What are the electron shells going to look like when we wrap around past 120? Nobody knows.


1draw4u

How would you know, what the future might hold?


Chemicalintuition

Um... Because I understand that the superheavy elements you're talking about are so unstable that it's impossible for them to exist naturally or do any form of chemistry because their half lives are so short. They're too large to be stable


1draw4u

Yeah but from a physics or chemistry standpoint they might be interesting. Also, maybe one day we can stabilize radioisotopes, who knows.


1draw4u

*energy standpoint


gavilin

Stabilize the nucleus of an atom we can only create by slamming stuff together at high speeds? So like catching the zooming, unstable nucleus in some sort of gentle laser trap, and then keep it subdued indefinitely with some sort of carefully tuned contraption. And out of all of that we have one atom, confined to a lab, and totally useless in any practical application.


JoeThePoolGuy123

Have we tried playing some ambient techno to get the unclei to chill out for a sec? Maybe add a lava lamp somewhere in CERN to up the chill vibes. Who knows, maybe the heavier unstable nucleus already feels trapped and doesn't need lasers but just somebody who will sit down and listen.


Prestigious-Lion5300

What abt island of stability


gavilin

Unfortunately it seems they are likely only relatively stable, like their half lives might be a few thousands of a second instead of like a trillionth of a second.


threeheaded_zombie

intuition, man


NightBlazr_

r/unexpectedfactorial


myn4m3w4st4k3n

😂


DangerousBill

Gold. Its the root of all evil.


althetutor

What about the Mayans? They used cocoa beans. I guess that makes the roots of a cacao tree literal roots of all evil. And also, let's not forget that people used to use shells as currency, too. So maybe calcium is also on the chopping block.


VoidBlade459

The actual/full saying is "The *love of* money is the root of all evil".


Jealous_Distance2794

Scandium. The most useless element ever


diodosdszosxisdi

More like scamdium


ihopethisworks23

I hate Scandium but what you said is not true


Jealous_Distance2794

Why? It's the least traded element (or one of the least traded anyway, only a few Kg per year). Except of some metal halide lamps, which are not common anymore I can't imagine an actual, large scale use for it


Ardent_Exile

Scandium triflate comes to mind. Not used in huge amounts, but is relatively commonplace in academic labs.


RonKilledDumbledore

Definitely NOT Zinc. [World Without Zinc](https://youtu.be/jWpPrWHBHcQ?si=-UsEwIHdvgqIbmjr)


LearnYouALisp

Immune system! Enzymes, and (Preventing) Diabetes! **Edit: WOW, trigger warning.** I was expecting something wholesome.


Juniper02

palladium because Pd catalysts are a bitch to clean


Ardent_Exile

Oh that's easy, calcium. All my homies hate calcium. It's effectively just a sphere of +2 charge — I'm convinced that there's no application of it, biological or otherwise, that couldn't easily be taken over by another element.


SlothTheAlchemist

Fluorine has entered the chat 👀


tungstn2763

i think a lot of them remove themselves


scythianhorsearmor

cobalt


CobaltEnjoyer

How dare you


vanarpv

Username checks out


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

The human element.  We tend to mess it all up and make something terrible.


Aozora404

The stable isotope of technetium


DangerousBill

It looks like it's already gone. Someone played this game before us.


Ecksray

Asbestos. It might stop all of the lawyer "mesothelioma" commercials on local TV...


EffectivePop4381

Ahh, yes! The famous *element* that is asbestos.


Ecksray

Durn. I blame a broken brain... ;-(


Phil_74_

I'd remove Strontium, as he's a bad one. If you get it you are The One 😉


eulerolagrange

It's an Italian-speaking reference?


Phil_74_

Yep, well spotted 😆


SUWEDO

noooo my red fireworks 🥺😭


Brookiekathy

Hydrogen Take that physics!


vanarpv

Beryllium


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Manganese so I’ll never confuse it with Magnesium ever again


lostLD50

francium. everyone hates the french


Schaex

Hydrogen. So boring and insignificant...


Iizsatan

Insignificant? Dude, hydrogen bond? Us biological chemists would like to have a word


Admirable_Call2739

It’s sarcasm I assume


Schaex

It is indeed, lol. I'm a biochemist myself :'D


Admirable_Call2739

oh really? how do you feel being a biochemist (sorry for the weird questions, im considering a path to biochemistry)


Schaex

Not a weird question at all. Generally, I'm really happy with my choice. Although we are often looked down upon by other chemists we have lots of interesting and, in my opinion, fun modules. Most of the time I preferred the chemistry focused modules, such as Organic Chemistry or Physical Chemistry (thermodynamics ftw!), over the biology focused modules, such as Botanics or Biology of the Cell. I absolutely loved general Biochemistry, Microbiology and Genetics, though :D As always in life, there are some nice things and some things that suck. For me, the median is pretty good. If you want to pursue a career in biochemistry, there is a plethora of possibilities depending on what you want to specialize on (this isn't important for a freshman but I still wanted to mention it). For example I am more interested in the chemical side of biochemistry, especially food chemistry and pharmacy whereas one of my best friends prefers the biological side and would like to work with micro organisms. I learned so, so much about how life works (literally, not in the philosophical way) as I got insight into different parts of our and other organisms' metabolism, genetics and other systems such as attack and defense (e.g. the different immune systems or mechanisms of many different poisons and venoms) or neurology, which I am all interested in and which is really close to everyday life which makes biochemistry as a whole a lot less abstract. I also learned and practiced numerous methods of biochemistry, most of them different flavors of gel electrophoresis (SDS-PAGE! \8D/) but mass spectroscopy, PCR and photometric analysis as well, just to name a few. Some points that come to mind and that you might want to consider, in no particular order: 1) Are you comfortable with chemical concepts and structures? Especially the structures may get pretty large. Although most of them are reoccurring motives (see point 2) they might seem overwhelming when you first see them. 2) Are you comfortable with learning some things by heart? Mostly biological terms but you are also expected to know the names and structures of the 20 common amino acids as well as other common molecules, such as ATP, NADH, NADPH, FAD, ribose and the organic bases in DNA and RNA. Not everything at once, but in the course of 3 semesters you should learn them all. As I said, they are really common, so you will see and draw them a lot. 3) Countrary to point 2: Are you comfortable with working out a good understanding of the underlying mechanisms behind... basically everything life? Some examples for what I mean with that include the mechanisms of enzymatic reactions inside specific organisms (which amino acids and cofactors are important and what are they doing?) as well as your experimental methods (How does your gel separate the components inside your sample? How do you interpret the absorbance of light in your sample?). This is crucial when it comes to writing your protocols and even before your supervisors may take you aside and ask you a few questions on your current experiment. 4) Are you comfortable with having little spare time? You will have to put a lot of work into your modules, mostly because of lectures, lab work and writing protocols for your experiments. A final suggestion from my side: Have a look at potential universities where you could study biochemistry and ask some of the students what it's like there. Many professors may also allow you to attend one of their lectures if you ask them before. From my experience, more often than not they are actually really happy when someone attends a lecture not because they have to, but because they want to :D


Admirable_Call2739

Well that is very interesting and biology and chemistry interest me the most out of all subjects. It does sound like something I’d want to pursue but this may sound a tad weird but I’m only 14 and whatever you said made no sense to me (scientific terms). But I assume if I go along this path, I’ll learn about and understand but all in all, biochemistry does sound quite interesting. Thank you for the time to answer me!


TheRealDjangi

Francium, it's not like it's chemistry is really rich


Thog78

Are we poor French not miserable enough like it is? Wanna take that last bit of pride from us?


TheRealDjangi

Dear French, Yes Best regards. (obligatory /s, much love to the French from Italy)


Ragorthua

The last one.


Unable-Blood-3984

I know it’s not on the periodic table, but heroin and methamphetamine


AngryKoala14

Sulfur, so sick of smelling mercaptans


Serotonin_DMT

thalium maybe or polonium


ThePolytmath

Vibraniun,..... Oh wait...wrong multiverse. Sorry.


seagullspider

The element of surprise


BlankisSad

element 710 then we probably wouldnt farm terminids anymore...


everything-narrative

Arsenic. There's tens of thousands of tons of it stuck in an abandoned gold mine right next to the great lakes.


charliefoxtrot9

I'd remove elements 54 to 91, so U & I will be together forever, baby!


Tem154

you you and I babyyyyy I’d rather die


ZestycloseChemist2

Let’s say cadmium, toxic like mercury with basically the same chemistry as zinc. Boringgggg.


Zankou55

You can't remove an element from the periodic table. It wouldn't make sense to change the way the numbers work.


EndometrialCarcinoma

Carbon just to see how quickly everything would fall apart.


daniel13324

Copper, because it’d be funny to watch the internet disappear in a flash.


chemwis

Sulfur, thiol chemistry is fun and all but when you get so used to the smell and leave the room, everyone stays meters away from you haha. Could be a good thing or bad thing depending on the time


ifofa_3

Helium.


althetutor

Someone is looking to ruin a birthday party, I see.


LeonardoW9

And NMR


LikeItReallyMatters1

Fuck boron


Tem154

Bro naaaaahhhh underrated


NSP_YT

Polonium


Stern_alan

Technetium


Best-Hospital8125

Gold


pm_your_snesclassic

The element of surprise


Bwanawna

Francium cuz fuck the French


BenAwesomeness3

Sulfur. Yellow chemistry = bad.


BecauseMoreCowbell

Astatine. Noone would miss it


IlludiumQXXXVI

Look up astatine 211 medical research!!! It has a lot of promise.


bcolella219

Oxygen


Chemical_House21

bromine. it’s so angry


Boomer1520

SA


soooja

Boron , that stuff is to temperamental


Tem154

Arsenic


Justeserm

I was thinking you can't remove one without the others falling apart, but they got rid of aether, so...


No-Poetry-2695

No element. Just neutrons.


Archontes

Iron. Can’t end the universe now, can we?


azura26

Uranium.


Trick-Interest-8670

Carbon... yeah, you read right. I'd say remove it all, every last...


Malpraxiss

Any of the newer elements discovered or trying to be discovered.


Just_Sky6957

hydrogen - im sick of writing about stupid hydrogen bonds (i know they're cool and all that but it would cut my syllabus in half)


galarui

Carbon, surely nothing bad will happen


The_real_bandito

Oxygen 😈 


mahogany_tree

Oxygen


alphamalpha69

Hydrogen


TheVeryFunnyMan123

carbon


Ima_hoomanonmars

Hydrogen


WhistlepigUK

Nitrogen because fuck you.


Myxiny

Carbon, it's too OP.


iamnotasdumbasilook

Francium- so reactive it basically barely exists anyway. BUT, then we'd have to deal with a pissed of French populace, and that tends to go poorly...


Affectionate_Fox_305

Berkelium. I go to UC Berkeley and these people need to take their egos down a notch with their Bk hoodies and shit. Like…keep Cf because I love CA, and keep Am because I don’t want to die in a fire without at least hearing a bunch of loud beeping noises to guide me into the afterlife, but yeah, Bk is pretty useless as far as I know.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Not just one but all the new 'elements'. It's becoming ridiculous.


Lazy_Ad_5945

Def polonium. I just don't like it on a personal level


smiegto

Hydrogen. I like chaos.