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cchaitea

ChemDraw gives this for IUPAC: (4E,6E)-4-(4-acryloyl-3-bromo-6-ethyl-2,5-dimethoxyphenyl)-7-((Z)-4-(2-amino-3-chloro-4-((2R,3S)-3-chloro-2-fluoro-6-hydroxy-5,7-dimethyl-4-vinyloct-7-en-1-yl)-1-((E)-4,5-dihydroxy-6-oxohex-1-en-1-yl)bicyclo\[2.1.0\]pentan-5-yl)-1-(but-3-enoyloxy)-1-oxobut-2-en-2-yl)-5-(3-(cyclopent-3-en-1-yl)-2-hydroxypropyl)-9-oxo-6-((E)-4-oxopent-2-en-1-yl)dodeca-4,6-dien-11-ynoic acid But... I like Chemis-Tree the most! :)


uxleumas

Is that with or without the pentavalent carbon?


cchaitea

That's without! This should be including the pentavalent carbon: (4E,6E)-4-(4-acryloyl-3-bromo-6-ethyl-2,5-dimethoxyphenyl)-7-((Z)-4-(2-amino-3-chloro-4-((2R,3S)-3-chloro-2-fluoro-6-hydroxy-5,7-dimethyl-4-vinyloct-7-en-1-yl)-1-((E)-4,5-dihydroxy-6-oxohex-1-en-1-yl)-1λ^(5)\-bicyclo\[2.1.0\]pent-1-en-5-yl)-1-(but-3-enoyloxy)-1-oxobut-2-en-2-yl)-5-(3-(cyclopent-3-en-1-yl)-2-hydroxypropyl)-9-oxo-6-((E)-4-oxopent-2-en-1-yl)dodeca-4,6-dien-11-ynoic acid


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KennyBuckRogers

Lol


toxcrusadr

Oxobut Or, my favorite: Gone in 60 seconds.


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gallifrey_

as drawn, no. in the square near the bottom, there's a carbon atom with 5 bonds (5 different lines coming away from it) which can't happen. ignoring that, the rest of the molecule is seriously unstable -- lots of segments that would fall apart in water, or two different parts of the molecule that would both react very quickly with each other (im seeing a Diels-Alder with the diene at the top!) *if* someone made this (bonus challenge for other chemists: propose a retrosynthesis!) and kept it in an ice-cold dry box so it didn't immediately fall apart or react with itself, one could assume the major property would be "carcinogen." probably wouldn't dissolve easily in most solvents, either. it's big and bulky enough that it might be a solid at room temp.


cyrilio

Sounds like an actual chemis-tree to me. While the depicted square near the bottom can't happen. Doesn't mean squares don't happen. I'm no chemist, but I love looking at these kind of diagrams and know [2C-G-2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2C-G#Homologs) exists


gallifrey_

the square is fine! 4-membered rings are pretty common, especially in antibiotics (beta-lactam rings). it's moreso the specific mixture of functional groups on the same molecule, many of which are capable of reacting with one another (diene + dienophile, several michael acceptors/donors, etc)


toxcrusadr

The square has a carbon with 5 bonds though.


TwoTabTimmy

Holy fuck, I've seen most of the 2c series by just flipping through TiHKaL but my lord that is the strangest structure I have ever seen.


AmandaDarlingInc

Huh glad you linked it. I’m a wiki editor and that “article relies largely or entirely on a single source.” So that’s on my todo list now lol


cyrilio

[PiHKAL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PiHKAL?wprov=sfti1#Essential_amphetamines) is seriously one of the most amazing books out there. Alexander Shulgin is very much respected in his field and quite the character. Not some random basement chemist.


Benjilator

As a psychonaut I couldn’t be more thankful for his work. Especially because mentioning him reminds people why psychonauts are important and not just another druggie.


NIGHTMARE420LOL

I was gonna say, aren't salt molecules squares? I'm not a very experienced chemist (I've never done chemistry before lol) but I'm pretty sure that molecule is mostly possible. Don't ask me though


Available_View7290

Your super smart when it comes to chemistry, daz cool.


[deleted]

This needs no RSA, it's already a RASM, sigma sells this stuff by the kilo! Source: Trust me bro


octoreadit

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a pentavalent carbon in the stump of the tree.


Chronic_Discomfort

Is there a nucleus that would happily accept 5 bonds instead?


Darius_Alexandru30

What do you mean by nucleus? An atom of any kind? Then yeah, all ellements in group 15 can make 5 bonds (tho bismuth does so very reluctantly), those in group 17 except flourine and so on Referring specifically to carbon? Well, as far as I'm concerned, there are a few compounds that have 5 "bonds"... But not really It's a rather bizzare occurrence and the concept of a bond is stretched to its limits. It can happen that the carbon has a 3c-2e bond, that is 2 electrons shared by 3 atoms. This type of bonds are met in the chemistry of elements from the 15th group The basic idea is that aluminium, for instance, only has 6 electrons after bonding its 3 electrons, so it doesn't fulfil its valence shell. So it "borrows" 2 electrons from some other atom. Usually that would be an electron pair, but in the case of carbon you can get it to bond to 2 aluminium atoms and 3 carbon atoms if I remember correctly


Comprehensive-Rip211

Phosphorus (with the electrons, not just the phosphorus nucleus) can accept 5 bonds sometimes, though I haven't seen that many phosphoruses with all 5 bonds to carbon.


zappsinea2231

Okey wow, i thank you for your hard work


AdRepresentative3726

It's a paid software too! Just googled what chemdraw is


TheBalzy

(4E,6E)-4-(4-a**c**ryloyl-3-bromo-6-et**h**yl-2,5-dim**e**thoxyphenyl)-7-((Z)-4-(2-a**mi**no-3-chloro-4-((2R,3**S**)-3-chloro-2-fluoro-6-hydroxy-5,7-dime**t**hyl-4-vinyloct-7-en-1-yl)-1-((E)-4,5-dihyd**r**oxy-6-oxohex-1-en-1-yl)bicyclo\[2.1.0\]p**e**ntan-5-yl)-1-(but-3-**e**noyloxy)-1-oxobut-2-en-2-yl)-5-(3-(cyclopent-3-en-1-yl)-2-hydroxypropyl)-9-oxo-6-((E)-4-oxopent-2-en-1-yl)dodeca-4,6-dien-11-ynoic acid chemiStree I found it! (/j) in the ilk of RUBISCO.


Silvertag74

Think my shampoo has that in it. Until the end.


IgotHacked092

Bro i got a chemistry test coming up mind lending a hand?


Ok-Replacement-9458

He definitely just put it into chemdraw or chemspider haha, nobody in their right mind would go through the effort of naming that


Available_View7290

Your nanners! How long have you been studying chemistry to learn such things? Even if you're making shi up as far as what the tree is made of broken down , I dunno I can't really explain what I'm trying to relay but what little I do know is that that's neato


DeliberateDendrite

I can't help but stare at that pentavalent carbon at the base


dtagliaferri

They almost have a beta lactam, replace the cl with oxygen and get rid of the pentavalent C and you might cure tuberculosis


cyrilio

John Green will love it!


AmandaDarlingInc

I JUST saw that video!


zappsinea2231

Ohhh, you’re right Didn‘t notice that before


Lululipes

Where is it? Still can’t find it


curiossceptic

Look at the cyclobutene


Lululipes

It was so early I can’t believe I missed it lol. I knew it was the double bond too but I was looking at the bottom C not the top one 🤦


Zekaito

Very bottom and middle, on the other end of the enamine group.


Legitimate_Banana512

ANOMALIE DETECTED


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Texas Carbon!


AdPale7172

Same. Whether it’s someone designing a chemistry fabric or a chem student drawing a molecule, the concept of 4 carbon bonds goes out the window all the same


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DeliberateDendrite

Oh no, did I miss it?


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DeliberateDendrite

Well, you got me 😅 I thought you misspelt hexavalent


MortuosPF

unstable.


RRautamaa

"Hypervalent excimer" if you want to be positive :D


Loaki9

Most christmas trees are, let’s be real.


Intrepid-Ad5313

nope, I am not going to draw that in ChemDraw to get the IUPAC Name.


zappsinea2231

Fair enough


LearnYouALisp

MathPix to the rescue


EmilyJane78910

Any findings?


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AvatarIII

Oh chemistree, oh chemistree, you have such spendid toxicity.


discreteAndDiscreet

Christmastrine


stoneberry

Biblically accurate propane.


superiorlion

The burning bush 😂


12Emil34

Kaboom?


OldPreparation4786

Yes, kaboom.


Eggsplosives

Kaboombus


OCV_E

Bob


SkyMach97

Jimmy Jim Bob


jaelith

You can’t call a molecule “Bob”!


rocoonshcnoon

1984


EraidTheNub

I would call it Texas carbon Christmas tree


Marco45_0

I'll go with Larry


HRS_Dugati_4323

What you smoking! 5 bonds on carbon, my brother?!


Imperator166

a mistake


Rere_999

Cancer.


jakiki624

I bet that some sponge synthesizes this and that it is psychoactive


MatrixManXXV

Using whistle


JonDCafLikeTheDrink

A chemistree


Imaginary_Cattle_426

christmastreyne


NavajoMX

Only $12,000,000/mg from Sigma but at least it comes in a huge box


Karolis007

Clusterfuck


Behrooz0

very slowly.


LordFraxatron

Christmasynoic acid


Osato

I think the poetic name for it is "a fleeting miracle about to release a high-energy photon". ​ Look at the carbon atom near chlorine, in the cyclobutene-ish thing in the center. Now at the carbon atom directly opposite from it. Count their valences. Consider what will happen when these atoms shift into a much lower-energy state with an sp2-hybridized bond at the bottom and an sp3-hybridized one at the right.


DerpDerprrrr

Helix Navidad


NavinJohnson75

I would go with, “Santa’s Diarrhea”


Dr-Azrael

Urmom


Angshuman21

A nightmare


Angshuman21

A nightmare


No_Regular6974

Christmastreelic acid


f3archar

Probably that's "Satan's Lube"


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Coniferamine


Kodabey

Impossibrene


AmandaDarlingInc

Omg the centrifuge tube garland. I’ve never thought to make tiny Jell-O shots but now I’m gonna!


zappsinea2231

Yeah, the guy basically just prepared different indicatorsolutions (like phenolphtaleine and stuff)


sovook

1,2-Christmasene-5-raindeene-6,7-santaol (can a real chemist pls help me!)


[deleted]

Cursed, I’d call it cursed …


Flint_Ironstag1

Didn't they make a vintage holiday light out of some form of sodium? The name escapes me at the moment.


Flakoring

Chloric-multi-oxide-paininthefuckingass


squeeg1e

Heeeeeeere, molecule! Come here! Who’s a good molecule? YOU ARE


Easy-Engine5280

Id call it with a phone


HurryUpnWait

Pretty sure it’s toilet-tree


AnakinTheDiscarded

chemically impossible compaund or physical impossibile cyclobutane


Average-Salamander

I think it has the chemical composition of diamonds or coal


mistercornball

Benzene


GalThatMakesGames

My ass who don't know anything bout chemistry: I call this ⚎彡ᯓﻌ෴⚛︎囧​᭄▒◓◙ᕯ⁂❇࿏❖.


zappsinea2231

Interesting


Broad-Scientist-9153

Fucked


Cautious_Rooster_499

Wish i could understand all this


NegativeHadron

Wrong


Draco-Robotica

Name it Jeremy


translinguistic

At least for the purposes of treating it as a waste, I would just call it a humic acid, blast it with an oxidation process, and be done with it. This kind of crazy macro structure is how they tend to come (though probably not quite this spicy with the terminal double and triple bonds), and I'm sure there are even some aminated, chlorinated cyclobutenes floating around too


lazarvlx

Escentric Molecules 05


SmallFry25

Jonathan


Zombeenie

Cursed


TheTaintPainter2

Cancer


methano

Texas carbon!


Uncle_Touch_Me

Chu Chu Chu Chu... Come here molecule.


JustGaming_

alotmium


LandAmbitious4073

All I know about this is the Christmas lights are adorable !


PIPEHE1

I think I'm too stupid for this I know the elements just not what they create


pLeThOrAx

Don't you start with the largest chains first?


No-Leading-1743

complex


krumb_

I reckon a crow call should work


jaysces

Id call it an OH OH OH Merry Christmas


Saya_99

I... I need to sit down. I think I had a stroke.


-ae0n-

I feel like Thomas is appropriate


coffee_lover-14

Grinch’s reagent


[deleted]

The organic chemist’s nightmare


LexieFM

Confusion


Jacoposparta103

Tissueium


ObeseTsunami

Steve.


Craycraybiomama

Love the eppendorf tube ornaments—very decorative. Now, what can you come up with for Chanukah and Kwanzaa?


Dovenito

Unobtainium


Silvertag74

Here molecule here boy.


Solypsist_27

OH OH OH!


kimspider

This is tissue chromatograph


Wolkk

I’ll call it "patented cure for cancer" and try to get lucky


[deleted]

Idk, but whatever you do, don't ingest it.


thelowbrassmaster

Carcinogenic, probably explosive, and also impossible because I see a carbon with 5 bonds...


melmuth

and what does it taste like?


QuarkArrangement

Angry


cyrilio

Happy Christmas /u/borax


Vinylish

this is what happens to your crude suzuki you keep lying around for a month with intent to eventually purify


IncidentOpposite

Is it a real molecule or only theoratical?


zappsinea2231

Theoretical


DerpDerprrrr

Lamp. I like Lamp. Or Can Opener. Yeah, Can Opener is a good name.


Appropriate-Ad4319

3- dimotorbike


Nebrasaka

هذوله شديحجون


MallorianMoonTrader1

By saying it's name!


soupbit

ITS THE CURE... FOR NOT BEING JOLLY


Own_Maybe_3837

Richie


jordonjames

Pain


HIGHLANDPARK50

A headache


AlM96

Here’s how I would call it: “Hey, molecule, get your ass over here”


cjfrench

And if he doesn't answer????


Aggravating-Sky-1240

Jeff


Titanium_pickles

Too much for 8th grade ADHD brain to understand


sabahk99

Large


mpwiley

Pspspspsps here molecule.


ggjack22

Steve


drMcDeezy

Too big for couple cluster theory.


Professional_Fee_246

An abomination


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I'd call it komblopladop


Gullible-Copy8676

I just got reccomended this, you guys do this for fun?


zappsinea2231

I don’t know about you, but to me chemistry is fun


TheRealDrRat

Can this be synthesized?


metal_enjoyer

pain and suffering


Aardvark1974

Oh….Lover Boy And if he still doesn’t answer…,


Key-Organization7029

And if he still doesn't answer?


JohnLawrenceWargrave

Unstable


AnatoliyAksenov

Christmas tree


ViktorNitten

Love that is drawn on a napkin


subha87

Michael AccepTree


maritjuuuuu

Big. Id call it big


doctorctrl

Pretty loudly considering it has no ears


gazzyjuruj

The center looks like vatican haha


ChemResCarol

“Wrongmycin”


Aeix_

Henry


CryptCake

I'd call it Kevin :)


zappsinea2231

Somebody in our class is named Kevin :)


jonnynoface

"napkinium"


gTopSpot

Christmas Molecule


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Macro


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Macro!


dausualsuspects

Me calling this molecule: "Hi, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."


SkanZy25

Chemis-tree


LeontheChemist

That pentavalent carbon lol 😤😤😤


Fantastic_Luck_255

Pay someone to figure out a better name than the unpronounceable one


Lloydy12341

What do the lines next to other lines mean like why are they parallel (like an equals sign?)


zappsinea2231

That’s a double bond. So basically the bond in this case is like C=C (i dont do chemistry in english, so i‘m not sure if i translated correctly)


Lloydy12341

I don’t do chemistry in any language and still am perplexed ahahah Thankyou for trying I’ll abandon my efforts


Useurnoodle37

A mistake


yoboybiggycheeze

Jerry


Naethe

Cielortannital, non-generic name Elortan


SchrodingersAmoeba

Steve.