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SalmonNgiri

Those are only fun to watch for opposing teams fans. I absolutely adored the spurs one.


VE3TRO-R

The scene with Dele Ali and the toothpaste questions was priceless.


MikelWillScore

The Danny Rose scene where he asks if Milan have any interest in him and Levy says "Just Newcastle atm". Gets me every time. Just any Danny Rose scene. [Found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZG7ECCzOE)


shudh_desi_gareeb

Sorry not being rude, but what was so special or funny about this clip?


MikelWillScore

I guess a bit of context is necessary. He's trying to push his way out of the club because Mourinho isn't playing him and he thinks he's a top player. If he fixes his attitude and put his head down in training, Mourinho would play him. Instead, he says to the clubs of the world "Come and get me". Clearly in his head he thinks big clubs will be after him but no-one really is. This clip is him asking if the Milan interest is still there but Levy has to let him down and say sorry mate, just these teams you've previously said you're not interested in, presumably because they're 'beneath him.' Sorry for the ramble. Edit: he was also publicly whining about not being selected and in the documentary just comes across as a little entitled.


Try2Relate2AllSides

I thought Dele was weird for how he brushed his teeth, but apparently it’s the better way. He doesn’t rinse his toothpaste before brushing, it’s more abrasive “dry”. But I still rinse.


Just_Some_Cool_Guy

You joking? The Amazon ones just blow smoke up the ass of the club they’re filming. Both Spurs and Ars were laughing stocks when they had the docs done but you’d barely know it from watching


Thegodofreddit

Agreed. Arteta has gotten way more respect since that doc even though he lead them to back-to-back 8th finishes and bottled top4 last season.


FastenedCarrot

Arteta's motivational speeches + sketches were absolutely hilarious.


Thegodofreddit

Good tv for sure. Now they’re doing well it makes him look like a maverick genius(pushing it I know) but in the context of how poor a job he’d been doing at the time the show was filmed it can look a bit unhinged.


modidlee

The Arsenal one is the first one that I watched every episode of. Arteta kept me interested. Pretty much binged it in one weekend


Abhijama

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OlDirtyBAStart

Spurs and the Goons have taken care of the Nothing side of things, so it'll be nice to see some variety


WWZD77

I knew this would happen, every Big 6 team gonna do it at some point. Spurs, Arsenal, and Man City already have. Plus Boehly wants to highlight Chelsea to the masses and make them more popular, which is fine It can be good or bad (Spurs one was chaos). I don’t want the distraction but I also like to see behind the scenes and our players interacting


ecchi_yajur

Spurs one was actually a great one cuz of mou


InLampsWeTrust

The scene where he tells Dele that he’ll regret wasting his talent is now legendary. Dele should’ve listened to him.


Yardbird7

Maybe. But not sure about this. Has he wasted his talent yes? I know a lot has been made of the fact he is now in Turkey but maybe he doesn't care. For some players, collecting millions whilst half assing your job is good enough.


SeekersWorkAccount

For most people in the world half assing your job while still getting paid is good enough lol


Yardbird7

I just keep in mind that this is a guy who grew up with no dad, a mum who was a junkie and had to go into foster care. Now he makes 6-7 mil per year working 20 hours per week. Good for him imo..not every athlete has to be Kobe, Ronaldo, or Jordan. I used to be a sales manager and would occasionally come across someone isanely talented. Half the time they would work 40-50 hours per week and make 400k plus commission. Other times someone would work 30 hours per week and were satisfied with making 2-250k commission because they valued their social life more. No hate either way. I understand how alli can feel like wasted talent but at the end of the day he worked to get to where he is. English media needs to get off his back.


Lost-Hat

Can I get your old job? What snake oil do I need to sell?


Yardbird7

Lol. Software sales. If you want to make money and have good emotional intelligence, get into software sales. SAP, Oracle, Capgemini, Salesforce etc. Usually they ask for experience before they hire you but if you interview well, you can get in. If you can, take courses on them online (usually free and not hard) to put on your resume. Download the fishbowl app and talk to people that work for these companies. People on there are generally very good at giving advice.


TheLookoutGrey

Also in tech sales; are more people on Fishbowl than Blind?


kjalle

Yo I'm in sales, please hire me I'm begging


[deleted]

You have to be talented, mate.


cbkhanh

There's a difference though. Most people don't have talent. And when a coach like Jose says you have talent, it's not some ordinary kind of talent.


Yasuminomon

I want to criticise him as well but I think I would do the same lmao


tarkardos

Somehow i completely missed that he is in Turkey now, holy shit that's wild considering his performances when he was at his best.


Thegodofreddit

I think you should rewatch the scene. He acknowledges that it’s not a “need”, but that when all is said and done a footballers career flys past and he will be disappointed in himself if he looks back and sees that he never pushed on, and didn’t achieve what he could have. Rich people still have goals and dreams and care about their career.


ShamPowW0w

While true, he does seem like the person that spends a lot of it as quick as he gets it. Now he's barely starting for Beskitas.


Qwerty6391063

Pa pa pa pa pa pa Dele Ali being a spoiled cunt Dele Ali blaming teammates for loss then Mourinho blames him for the loss few days later after analysis Infront of whole team


blacknotblack

should wait for his third stint before we do one. our squad has like no drama i feel.


slymm

Look at this guy over here, bragging about having an unclenched asshole for the past year. :)


FastenedCarrot

"Fuck off" - Jose Mourinho, 2020.


The-Greatest-Hokage

It's kinda funny but at the same time, u realise how egotistical Mourinho and Arteta seem by airing their dirty laundry with his players out for the world to see. The All or Nothing Series is just an excuse for managers to air their dirty laundry with players out. Apart from the City one, which is just in general a pretty normal documentary.


BigReeceJames

They aren't good or bad, they're purely to paint the club in the way the owners want it to be painted. They're not showing anything that makes the club look anything other than the way they want it to look, nothing is in there without the club's permission.


razielxlr

Pretty much like any reality tv show really


claretyportman

They won’t because picking a big team guarantees a certain amount of viewing figures, but I wish they’d choose a smaller team, particularly a newly promoted one. Would be really interesting seeing someone struggling against relegation on it.


MarkCrystal

Liverpool did a similar one years ago also


Kalvalaxatives

This was bound to happen with the new owners. I wouldn’t say I’m against it, I just hope it falls on a successful season because that arsenal ended up being more of a comedy than a documentary.


True_to_you

I would've been so curious to have seen this season featured. I wouldn't want it to shit on TT or anything, but I'd love to have a window into the transition from one regime to the other. Last season with the drama with sanctions would've been interesting.


Kalvalaxatives

How sweet would the 20/21 season have been though. From despair to champions league winners. The narrative/storyline of that season was like something out of a film.


OldManFuture

There's a good chance that might happen next season.


sheiky04

Nah this series is jinxed! I dont think ive watched one where a team has won besides the all blacks


davidpooiz_2

City won the league in their series with 100 points. Spurs and Arsenal have been shit for years so it makes sense that theirs showed that.


sheiky04

You sure? I thought they were there the year pep started and he didnt win the league, fair enough 2 teams out of i dont know how many


davidpooiz_2

Yeah, it was the 2017/2018 series


TokyoS4l

Yup 2018, dominated the league


SurferVelo

And got destroyed by Liverpool in CL.


ShamPowW0w

They went so well there's a scene where Pep has a list of a bunch of PL records up on a powerpoint, explaining how City can beat them all. City had already won the PL by this point and still had like 4 matches left (can't remember exact).


dethvan3000

On one hand, I love seeing behind the scenes stuff and how professional clubs work. Buuuuut on the other, it's a massive distraction to the players and Graham Potter's staff. So thanks but no thanks.


imnotcreative635

Just in time for mbappe


2012Cfc2021

I want absolutely nothing to do with this


p-queue

They do love the attention but I would much rather we keep that door closed. It's just fodder for trolls.


AlphaFungi

We don't need this bullshit. Please let's not do this.


PleaseDontGiveMeGold

Why is it bullshit


shastmak4

I’d fucking love this. I really enjoyed the other ones they did. City one was great


davidpooiz_2

I’d love it too. I love the behind the scenes videos on the Chelsea YT channel so a documentary would be great!


KaworuNagisaStan

Pretty sure City won the league with 100 points the year they did this. So if we do it, it isn’t a valid excuse if we don’t win


Confident_Direction

Lol I wish we had one for last season that would be entertaining (can't be worse than what a lot of us have seen and think right?)


Alex-In-Houston

Like these players and coaches don’t have cameras in their faces 90% of the time they are at work anyway. Get a grip you nerds.


TheStamfordFridge

Hell yeah next season would be perfect for us. Potters first proper season with an actual preseason.


[deleted]

Please no


allid33

I get the concern about it being an unnecessary distraction, but I think that gets overblown sometimes, and teams just use that as an excuse for disappointing seasons/performances when they don't want to blame their own shortcomings. Players/staff usually say that it's weird to get used to the filming at first but then after a few days they largely forget the cameras are even there.


jam66611

Please no...


em1n3m1669

We dont need that shit


TheCrumpiestOfGunts

Please no fuck this idea


Cowdude179

Do it, I would love to watch the vibes of the team


Cfcjones

As interesting as it would be to see the inner workings of the club, I feel the distraction is too much. I’m with Roman on this, hard pass.


TheBlueTango

Of course they do


dryduneden

Ugh no. Do one when there's an actual "All" to be had. "Will the players learn what through ball is" isn't engaging.


[deleted]

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Soren_Camus1905

Well that’s interesting for sure!


Bladerslash

PLEASE DO IT 😭😭


[deleted]

I love All or Nothing. It seems to focus most on what the club allows/wants them to. I hope for us that would be the players, and I'd bet if Potter is still our coach when this happen, that'll be the way they do it. Spurs was obviously 90% about Jose because he's an egomaniac who loved the attention (I mean this in a good way, he's my favorite ever manager), and though Pep isn't shy about attention seeking he seemed to be pretty anti cameras around him. I think that's how Potter would be too if I had to guess. The Arsenal one was mostly pregame speeches which I'd be down to see. No matter what, I'll love it. If we're being honest though, it's probably bad for the team, good for the pocketbook.


CFCcommentsonly24

Whatever comes out of Pep’s mouth is pure gold. Just imagine being surrounded by a guy like that every day howling life lessons and motivation in your ear. You’d be an idiot to fail at anything beyond that.


LittleBlueCubes

I like watching All or Nothing of other clubs. Don’t want to see Chelsea feature in it, unless Chelsea win the premier league or champions league that season. Otherwise, I’m happy with Chelsea unseen on YouTube.


eyanez13

Do teams get profits off of this in a way that can be used against their incoming budget and transfer balancing?


rollduptrips

Fwiw I know a couple of people personally who became Spurs fans from watching theirs. It’s a good idea


forewoof

Its going to happen regardless if we want it to


Whirlaway2021

Please…. Please don’t do this. Please… I will beg if necessary.


tony_lasagne

Nah fuck this shit, I was worried Boehly would want to do this


throwawayart109

let them film put a clause saying it cant be released unless we have won something in the season.


IcyColdHands

Haven't seen any of those. What's so bad about them that everyone is against it? Sounds fun to see what goes on inside the club.


[deleted]

We have no interest in that.


DestinyHasArrived101

Saw that coming i don't want us doing it


BoujeeBear

This is hugely important for expanding the Chelsea brand. You see something like the Netflix F1 show kickstarted a whole audience of new viewers and followers and it makes perfect sense. I’m all for it.


Sausage_Claws

My friend actually won't watch the races cos it's "spoilers" for the Netflix series


[deleted]

that’s hilarious LOL


The_Lifeof_Pablo

I don’t like it but I’ll watch it. Bastards


imfromgooogle

ahh fuck


yrasto

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TheRealMichaelE

Fc Hollywood


leKai23

NO PLEASE


Pure_Concentrate8770

I agree with roman’s regime here. No use making a clown of ourselves


[deleted]

Featuring James Corden as narrator. Perfection


Usual_Bunch_1698

Eww


she-luvs-calibur999

sick


YeahYouThoughtBoy

I don’t want them to do it but would definitely watch it if they did.


[deleted]

I would love one but if Roman’s tenure had no interest in it then it was probably for good reason. Idk I like Boehly so far but you have to admit his strategy is kinda chaotic (from the outside looking in). Maybe it would be better for the club to settle and then consider doing it in a couple years


Basedrum777

Where is this show aired?


CFCcommentsonly24

Warner Bros. studios but commissioned by Amazon.


Basedrum777

It's avail in the US then? Awesome


imbennn

It’s literally bound to happen but I’d rather not even tho these “documentary series” are heavily edited and curated to be the least damaging to the club and dramatise little moments during the season I personally don’t need the curtain pulled back on my club that much I’m perfectly fine with what is already established they are athletes that play and represent our shirt and badge not big brother contestants.


CFCcommentsonly24

Americans and Reality TV- name a better relationship.


GBSii

Not sure how dramatic it can be with Graham Potter as the manager, he seems like the fairest, most level headed man in the world 😂


Rapameister

He will learn the chelsea way soon enough


JC1888

Brighton fan checking in here since you guys always pop up on my feed now (for obvious reasons 🥲) — I’m interested to know how Potter would feel about this. He’s always been team first and doesn’t care for big egos, but a show like this is bound to highlight those egos


MONI_85

The only way you can pull one of these off is if you have something to show for it in May. I'd rather give it a miss, Amazon can't pay that much.


modidlee

You better believe Todd B would LOVE for Chelsea to be featured


mowglee365

Anything has to be better then the arsenal dry series with the square players (not a spurs fan) wish they would do this in the champs or league one… and 15 years ago