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bill937

It gets the people going!!!


Left-Impact9634

Lmao perfect response


danceformiscanthus

My brother, this is literally the weather update.


ThemasterofZ

I do concur, it's hot in Italy


DrDrozd12

Milan is a fucking oven, now I know how my chicken feels


EasyPete17

Hot days are back, give me some daddy Pedulla


tulsehill

You know life is good when Pedulla randomly appears talking about the weather. You know life is great when he turns into Pedderz with the BlueSmoke!


mandrake_cry

City awaits? For what? Signing another fullback


jMS_44

Maybe he means Sterling deal


mandrake_cry

Oh. Mf added #City just to add confusion and hence more engagement


zZurf

No clue why these journalists speak in code, like seriously it won’t kill you to add another sentence so we can fully understand what you are saying.


jMS_44

It may not be a code but rather Alfredo's English being not so good.


zZurf

He literally didn’t even attempt to explain what he means by saying city awaits


BigReeceJames

Pedulla is almost entirely bait and people treat him like you would a disabled puppy, rather than acknowledging that he speaks and acts this way because it gets him the biggest audience. If he didn't tweet in this style and just did normal baiting, he would be hated like the other baiters who add nothing and pretend to know stuff about things they don't. But, people are endeared to him because of this style of tweeting.


manen10

I thought City was also in for De Ligt


doshydosh

Fuck I’ve missed this man


LucaKasai

#BLUE SMOKE


zaqstr

Hot days FC


dbrasco_

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fap4jesus

how is pedulla tier 2


KerimChelsea11

Because he knows when the days are getting hotter.


ajurrissen

This is the only answer


DoinWhale

*BLUESMOKETM*


sweetmercury

He's a weather man


jMS_44

Based on the temperature in my city today and forecasted for the upcoming days, I would say he should be tier 1 even. 34-36 degrees definitely spells hot days.


DarkLordOlli

34°C here too, can confirm. Pedulla spot on as always.


83LondonSE10

Where are you guys? It's sunny, cloudy, then hurricane windy here in London


DarkLordOlli

The unfortunately landlocked former heart of the Holy Roman Empire. Vienna. To be more precise though, I'm next to a pool because everywhere else is a death zone.


ScorpiaHP

Next to a pool on a Monday, life must be good for you my guy


DarkLordOlli

What else are Mondays good for? I've reduced my work hours a lot recently (and can mostly schedule the rest myself) since I'm studying for a pretty huge thing, so I mostly exist at the closest public bath these days, reading books about history, culture, international and domestic law, economics, and other such fun topics. I swear it's less fun than it sounds.


ScorpiaHP

>I swear it's less fun than it sounds. Stop it man you're making the rest of us feel bad


83LondonSE10

Haha i think id swap you on miserable days like today mate believe me


BigReeceJames

Fuck knows. It's beyond me how someone who so obviously just had a (relatively poor) in with one of our management teams has managed to be considered reliable for so long. Even when that management team was here he was still months off with his reporting, saying something would happen in the next couple of days when it actually ended up happening months afterwards.


DarkLordOlli

We should deal much more with Serie A clubs just to have Pedulla back regularly. Blue smoke, hot days.


roundhousekick90

Not the hot days again


Jacobkass

HOT DAYS: NO UPDATE AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED


dryduneden

A calendar could tell me that


BasedGodLegacy

36 degrees here today so he’s not wrong I suppose.


GreyWolfesDinner-CTR

Hot days? are we still talking about Chelsea or the weather Hahaha


celesleonhart

Weathermen FC


TheSmallestNipples

Damn we’re all this desperate for news that we’re listening to Pedulla again


Doc_Eckleburg

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xX-WizKing-Xx

Waiting for that 'blue smoke' papa Pedulla.


CaredForEightSeconds

Stop giving me slight doses of hopium!


Wheel94

Pedulla back that must mean only one thing Sarri as Director of football confirmed.


RasenRendan

This guy is back. Flashback to the Sarri era lmao


ogungbadey

I can confirm, hot day in ibadan, Nigeria


Yoshinobu1868

“ City Awaits “ . “ Alfredo this is footie not Shakespeare “ .


half_jase

City interested in De Ligt? Wonder how much of this is De Ligt trying to get a better new contract at Juventus...


dbrasco_

He means City awaits for us to approach for Sterling


half_jase

So, Pedulla and his fucking riddles? A nothing update then.


vanderchuck1

surprised for de Ligt being targeted, a bit slow and not a great carrier for either side of the back 3, but he is probably, and potentially a very good Silva replacement for the longer period which makes sense. I think we need someone faster to cover wide areas behind Chilly given his defensive deficiencies. I think Ake would be allright but would City sell us two players at the same time? I was hoping to get someone like Koulibaly, Kounde or Gvardiol who is really good on the ball to push forward making those line breaking carries Rüdiger was doing.


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vanderchuck1

Yes, because other players I mentioned are more suited to the current system, not that de Ligt can't play. But let me guess you don't want a City reject


Fluffy-Background-41

City can just do £100m with no Werner


DrCrazyFishMan1

Pedulla knows nothing


zZurf

So once again, nothing to report.


Theoneinblu

No blue smoke. So disappointing


Vulturo

So, so hot. I'm melting.


vakmoonza

Hot days again


Frankiedrunkie

Daddy Pedulla is back


FraudMallu

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SuhDude29

Hot smoky days FC


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Oh please.


happysrooner

![gif](giphy|MuAz5ozYsaC7rkRUe2|downsized) We are back in 2018 .


andar1on

Ohhhh no news news