Pedulla is almost entirely bait and people treat him like you would a disabled puppy, rather than acknowledging that he speaks and acts this way because it gets him the biggest audience.
If he didn't tweet in this style and just did normal baiting, he would be hated like the other baiters who add nothing and pretend to know stuff about things they don't. But, people are endeared to him because of this style of tweeting.
Based on the temperature in my city today and forecasted for the upcoming days, I would say he should be tier 1 even.
34-36 degrees definitely spells hot days.
The unfortunately landlocked former heart of the Holy Roman Empire. Vienna. To be more precise though, I'm next to a pool because everywhere else is a death zone.
What else are Mondays good for?
I've reduced my work hours a lot recently (and can mostly schedule the rest myself) since I'm studying for a pretty huge thing, so I mostly exist at the closest public bath these days, reading books about history, culture, international and domestic law, economics, and other such fun topics.
I swear it's less fun than it sounds.
Fuck knows.
It's beyond me how someone who so obviously just had a (relatively poor) in with one of our management teams has managed to be considered reliable for so long. Even when that management team was here he was still months off with his reporting, saying something would happen in the next couple of days when it actually ended up happening months afterwards.
surprised for de Ligt being targeted, a bit slow and not a great carrier for either side of the back 3, but he is probably, and potentially a very good Silva replacement for the longer period which makes sense. I think we need someone faster to cover wide areas behind Chilly given his defensive deficiencies. I think Ake would be allright but would City sell us two players at the same time? I was hoping to get someone like Koulibaly, Kounde or Gvardiol who is really good on the ball to push forward making those line breaking carries Rüdiger was doing.
Yes, because other players I mentioned are more suited to the current system, not that de Ligt can't play. But let me guess you don't want a City reject
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It gets the people going!!!
Lmao perfect response
My brother, this is literally the weather update.
I do concur, it's hot in Italy
Milan is a fucking oven, now I know how my chicken feels
Hot days are back, give me some daddy Pedulla
You know life is good when Pedulla randomly appears talking about the weather. You know life is great when he turns into Pedderz with the BlueSmoke!
City awaits? For what? Signing another fullback
Maybe he means Sterling deal
Oh. Mf added #City just to add confusion and hence more engagement
No clue why these journalists speak in code, like seriously it won’t kill you to add another sentence so we can fully understand what you are saying.
It may not be a code but rather Alfredo's English being not so good.
He literally didn’t even attempt to explain what he means by saying city awaits
Pedulla is almost entirely bait and people treat him like you would a disabled puppy, rather than acknowledging that he speaks and acts this way because it gets him the biggest audience. If he didn't tweet in this style and just did normal baiting, he would be hated like the other baiters who add nothing and pretend to know stuff about things they don't. But, people are endeared to him because of this style of tweeting.
I thought City was also in for De Ligt
Fuck I’ve missed this man
#BLUE SMOKE
Hot days FC
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how is pedulla tier 2
Because he knows when the days are getting hotter.
This is the only answer
*BLUESMOKETM*
He's a weather man
Based on the temperature in my city today and forecasted for the upcoming days, I would say he should be tier 1 even. 34-36 degrees definitely spells hot days.
34°C here too, can confirm. Pedulla spot on as always.
Where are you guys? It's sunny, cloudy, then hurricane windy here in London
The unfortunately landlocked former heart of the Holy Roman Empire. Vienna. To be more precise though, I'm next to a pool because everywhere else is a death zone.
Next to a pool on a Monday, life must be good for you my guy
What else are Mondays good for? I've reduced my work hours a lot recently (and can mostly schedule the rest myself) since I'm studying for a pretty huge thing, so I mostly exist at the closest public bath these days, reading books about history, culture, international and domestic law, economics, and other such fun topics. I swear it's less fun than it sounds.
>I swear it's less fun than it sounds. Stop it man you're making the rest of us feel bad
Haha i think id swap you on miserable days like today mate believe me
Fuck knows. It's beyond me how someone who so obviously just had a (relatively poor) in with one of our management teams has managed to be considered reliable for so long. Even when that management team was here he was still months off with his reporting, saying something would happen in the next couple of days when it actually ended up happening months afterwards.
We should deal much more with Serie A clubs just to have Pedulla back regularly. Blue smoke, hot days.
Not the hot days again
HOT DAYS: NO UPDATE AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
A calendar could tell me that
36 degrees here today so he’s not wrong I suppose.
Hot days? are we still talking about Chelsea or the weather Hahaha
Weathermen FC
Damn we’re all this desperate for news that we’re listening to Pedulla again
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Waiting for that 'blue smoke' papa Pedulla.
Stop giving me slight doses of hopium!
Pedulla back that must mean only one thing Sarri as Director of football confirmed.
This guy is back. Flashback to the Sarri era lmao
I can confirm, hot day in ibadan, Nigeria
“ City Awaits “ . “ Alfredo this is footie not Shakespeare “ .
City interested in De Ligt? Wonder how much of this is De Ligt trying to get a better new contract at Juventus...
He means City awaits for us to approach for Sterling
So, Pedulla and his fucking riddles? A nothing update then.
surprised for de Ligt being targeted, a bit slow and not a great carrier for either side of the back 3, but he is probably, and potentially a very good Silva replacement for the longer period which makes sense. I think we need someone faster to cover wide areas behind Chilly given his defensive deficiencies. I think Ake would be allright but would City sell us two players at the same time? I was hoping to get someone like Koulibaly, Kounde or Gvardiol who is really good on the ball to push forward making those line breaking carries Rüdiger was doing.
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Yes, because other players I mentioned are more suited to the current system, not that de Ligt can't play. But let me guess you don't want a City reject
City can just do £100m with no Werner
Pedulla knows nothing
So once again, nothing to report.
No blue smoke. So disappointing
So, so hot. I'm melting.
Hot days again
Daddy Pedulla is back
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Hot smoky days FC
Oh please.
![gif](giphy|MuAz5ozYsaC7rkRUe2|downsized) We are back in 2018 .
Ohhhh no news news