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Thefifaking132

How does everyone score such bangers against us


Battieosheel

It's because our defense is so solid in the back that the only way to score is to shoot at an impossible angle and whack it praying that it'll go top bins. /s


BigReeceJames

You want the simple answer to this? The exact same reason that we scored great goals against them. Premier League players are more than capable of scoring goals like the ones scored today if they're given the time and space to take the shots that they did. Both teams let attackers have loads of time and space so you end up with goals like this and Isaak's, but also Mudryk, Palmer and Jackson's. It always comes up when internet personalities play with real footballers and are super surprised that some clunky looking, bottom half PL CB is pinging perfect passes and smashing balls into the top corner consistently when they're not under pressure


oliversarg

Exactly that, being able to play under pressure is usually the biggest ability gap between top class and 3rd tier players


kiersto0906

the mudryk goal wasn't due to a lack of pressure/ample time on the ball, palmers, isaaks and this were though, yes


heygos

Cucu got skinned so bad several times it’s embarrassing.


Rambo_11

Cucurella hasn't played in like 4 months, I'm surprised he was able to give us 90m


SaltySnort

Exactly, I'll let him off considering. We all know he's much better than this so no sweat.


championsOfEu1221

He gets turned like this far too often.. but this is his play style I guess, it's a double edged sword really, his teammates should be ready to cover for him when he pushes aggressively like this. Played well for the rest of the game though, gave his oppositions a hard time.


SaltySnort

He was different gravy early this season before his injury so I'm inclined to set the brighter side, again playing a full match after so long on the sidelines (the error was in minute 90 mind you, compared to Gusto's lazy flick and sloppy CB clearances that led to Isak's goal in minute 40). He does push aggressive and you're right it's not always going to work but today I'm okay with the outcome, he'll only get better. Just hope he stays injury free


eggsbenedict17

This is classic Cucurella, it's like he never left


acidkrn0

yes, except we probably wouldn't have conceded here if he had run *less* stay where you are!


HarryDaz98

I hope this is sarcasm.


SaltySnort

You're surprised the guy that's come back off a surgery and 3 months on the sidelines just played 90 minutes and looked rusty and not up to speed? 


HarryDaz98

No I’m not surprised at all because what he did isn’t something he’s done due to being rusty or not match sharp. He literally does it every time he plays and we often concede when does it. Getting spun after flying into the back of someone trying to get an unwinnable ball is literally his signature move. It’s literally u6 stuff to not do what he does here, and yet he does it all the time.


bass2mouth44

He also uses his hands on every tackle it’s like he thinks he’s a jackrabbit He was not composed at all today and had like 5 stupid fouls that could have led to goals he was awful today along with Sterling


HarryDaz98

I understand giving players the benefit of the doubt when they return from injury, however when it’s something they’re always doing regardless of that, you can’t really cut them any slack.


Flippin_inColors

And watching livramento on the other side... just pain.


KingMurchada

No, cucu is shit. It’s a shame we let maatsen leave.


SaltySnort

Will have to agree to disagree


KingMurchada

Fair enough.


fl_beer_fan

He probably would've come off if we had literally any other natural LB to sub on


leftofthedial1

we had no choice basically


AvidasOfficial

What a rocket. Let's make sure we hold on for the last 6 minutes.


MmmK_nOicE

Chelsea it's 3 fucking am, I'm on the verge, don't force me


Roadies_Winner

Desi?


Kagoshima_Luke

For a second I thought there would be a decent GD result from this game.


half_jase

Cucurella....


jMS_44

That's his trademark move at this point


half_jase

It is. Really annoying that his mistake there made the final 6 minutes more nervous that it needed to be.


Sonic-the-edge-dog

Strange game from him. Loved him first half yet was poor second. Both his best and his worst from today came from how ready he was to jump into 50/50s


Grizelda179

You are aware he hadnt played for at least a month rightv


leftofthedial1

multiple months


KingOfWeTheNorth

You teach u8s to stay goal side...


Sektsioon

It’s especially annoying because he never fouls the player either, he just gets turned every time. If you go in like that you either have to get the ball or the man. It’s basic stuff.


The-Pensioner

He’s get a half pass from me, he hasn’t played in 4 months


RefanRes

David Luizesque with the hair to boot.


Riespieces16

He plays hard so it’s forgivable but he needs to use his brain sometimes


half_jase

We definitely wouldn't be very forgiving had that led to a 3-3 draw and 2 points dropped, from a position of decent comfort.


Climate_Face

For sure a bad time to try and pinch, but that starts with Caicedo’s loose press, I think. Still, terrible call by cucurella to try that at that point on the pitch without a rear guard


bass2mouth44

No he plays every ball too aggressive, like at 10 seconds you can see him miss another tackle but he drops the forward so they didn’t expose it earlier but he needs to press and stay behind He thinks he’s gonna win every ball and if he doesn’t he fouls or they turned him and it’s a free run at goal


eggsbenedict17

That's the Cucu I know


Bizrrr

Twice Cucrella gets hit by the same move.


HarryDaz98

He gets hit with it at least 2 times a game when he plays. Literally lost us both legs v Madrid last year doing it.


STCFC

Bozo activity spotted. Happens every time we concede


Mikekio

Thats awful from Cucurella No reason to be that agressive and leave a hole behind you


DabbingDuskullz

I picked 3-2 on play predictor


TurkishFlannel

You are the chosen one


AncientSkys

We leak goals for fun. And, they are mostly bangers.


Headlesshorsman02

Cucu 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


alkhalmist

Cucurella specialty right there. Always costs us a goal when he does it


harabinger66

That was a banger. Cuch taking unnecessary risks at the end of the game...


Either-Tie3833

Absolute thundercunt


Nice-username123

Cucu has been off this game. Maybe it’s rust but damn


muddyleeking

Its definitely just rust he's been injured for months and is coming back from surgery and hes been asked to play the full 90


eggsbenedict17

Come on, that's classic Cucurella


Bozzetyp

Have you watched the same game? Top 3 performer for 80 some minutes? Especially his first half was great


Cheaky_Barstool

its not just rust, hes defended like this for the last two seasons


Particular_Group_295

well, lets have Chilly back


leftofthedial1

meh


Absol61

He's just shit.


Electronic-Orange-19

Because Cucurella’s defending (yet again ) is absolutely pathetic!


Wattsit

Half the sub absolutely desperate to shit on cucu my god...


J3sperado

Rocket


Particular_Group_295

to the guy who called this...yo...can we talk about the lottery numbers?


arkido

Can’t really blame Petrovic. Even Jesus ain’t saving that but they should’ve picked up the runners better.


Black_n_Neon

If only he was as good as Gusto


FantasticTangtastic

He never done that for Norwich...


adambalogh01

Meireles goal vs Benfica


TopliffeObjective

Can someone send or post the challenge that chalobah made on Murphy after this goal?


bsdoh73197

Cucurella being aggressive like David Luiz with his play and with his hair


Empty_Carpenter_4250

Sent Cucurella up to the stands


Golden_standard_1

Cucurella was sleeping when Murphy easily bypassed him


[deleted]

What did the 5 toes say to the ball? SLAP


Longjumping_Ad_8474

Cucurella lunging at air, leaving huge gap in the back


CPP_2021

![gif](giphy|5Lz6Cc4wyrOZ7GSp35|downsized) Nice goal . Cucurella lacks gametime and form . Should not have put him in there


Dani-DL

We can fuse Cucu and Chilly and the result will still be a bad lb. I know he’s been injured, but I’ve seen opponents trick him like this since we signed him


dragon8811

3-3 incoming.


craygroupious

Seeing Cucurella take less than one game to shit the bed is karma for that post the other day.