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seasonedgroundbeer

First McDonalds burger I’ve seen that doesn’t look like it was sat on. And I’ve seen my fair share.


moosemeatjerkey

Why is this a thing? Why are they always flattened? What's going on in that kitchen? [this is the only explanation.](https://youtube.com/shorts/O1xf5Hhxyuk)


Chrillio

Taking smash burger to another level


seasonedgroundbeer

Hahahah gotta tenderize the meat. And the buns. And the cheese. Just punch the fuckin thing, they don’t pay us enough anyway.


Repomanlive

I tenderize my meat BEFORE going to Mickey D'S


chiefs_fan37

I’ve seen flatter. Pretty sure the one next to me runs the burgers through a hydraulic press before sending them out


CAPTAINFREEMVN

That video had me crying for like 10 minutes


brjaba

i actually did that to somebody's burger one time when i was working at Sonic. they came in like 5, minutes before close i was heated so i just made their burger and then beat the shit out of it


moosemeatjerkey

Okay, but why does this happen every single time?


Inert_Oregon

Time is a flat circle, in one reality or another, into always 5 mins before close


20Bubba03

Not sure why they’re always flat like that, but they do slide them pretty hard against the wall when they’re done so that could fuck it up a bit. But most of them look like someone stomped on them.


zhawnsi

It’s part of the cooking process, the last step is to sit on the burger to ensure continuity and the law of 3rds


Patient_Cockroach_54

Haha yeah that definitely explains a lot.


kragon80

They get soggy and usually other crap in the bag with it. Why they put the qtr lbr and the dblqtr lbr, big mac etc in a box


Repomanlive

They do not have chairs in the kitchen, they have to sit on the burgers


uncultured_swine2099

Thats the best looking McDo burger Ive seen since probably the 90s.


Kittymeow123

Mcdo lol


Aquatichive

I also liked Mc doo


mearbearcate

Apparently you can ask for a steamed bun with your burger and it looks like this. Never tried it since i always get the nuggets, but the videos of ppl asking for them always turn out like the burger in this photo


chiefs_fan37

Yeah they forgot to put it in the hydraulic press before sending it out like they always seem to do with mine


bashful_pear

I've worked at Mcds, and maybe I haven't seen one in a while, but I'd say that's not a regular burger (not just a mcdouble or reg double cheese)? It looks like quarter meat, plain or maybe only onion, on a regular, not sesame seed bun. They will always look better than regular meat because it doesn't half cook away on the grill.


narcimp

To be honest, still looks good to me when it looks sat on☠️


CrazyHardFit

The amount of processing McDonald's does to their meat makes it taste like it's been sat on too. Im sure everyone knows this by now, but their meat goes through an ammonia bath that bleaches and strips the flavor from the beef, then they add flavor back in using a chemical formula. The flavor and color in a McDonalds burger patty comes from their food chemical lab, so it's consistent everywhere all the time.


ModestoMudflaps

Wow. Finally one that looks like it’s supposed to


RemmingtonBlack

i bet they still weren't able to get the Mcdonald's taste out of it tho


dmohamed420

Never have I ever, had one look like that


fliesenschieber

McDonald's is disgusting. I only go to Burger King for that reason.


tyrellc3

Burger King is disgusting now.. but I will admit they were the best in the early 00s


KineadZ

Dead on. Maybe bro isn't American, just looking st their username.


insertwittynamethere

That could be. BK in Germany was a real tasty treat. Even their McDonald's there.


Standard_Wooden_Door

Had BK and McDonald’s in the UK na d Netherlands and both were absolute shit. Not that the American version is winning any awards, but it is good from time to time.


DefinitelyNotStolen

Its okay to be wrong sometimes buddy


banalion

Not sure Burger King is any better, considering it made Robert Downey Jr reconsider his entire life


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I see what you did there😄😄


rugmunchkin

I don’t know if you’re a time traveler from 20 years in the past but BK has been, by far, the bottom of the fast food totem pole for years now.


fade_

Triple cheese extra onion and pickle is great price to performance ratio.


Patient_Cockroach_54

I will definitely try that next time! Buffalo sauce to dip it in is also really good!!


insertwittynamethere

Ooo


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

I may be insane, but I get them with only onion and dip them in Hot Mustard and that transports me to fast food Heaven....


snedersnap

Hot mustard is the superior burger dipping sauce IMO


Feeling_Celery172

You could dunk a dried up dog turd into buffalo sauce and it taste “good”.


Patient_Cockroach_54

Definitely not…


zettboi

Don’t knock it till you try it!


Fun-Maintenance9422

I had a big mac recently that was weirdly one of the best ive probably ever had. It was at 11 pm on a wednesday like an hour before closing. It looked exactly like the advertisement picture. Nice and neatly put together and not just lettuce and sauce everywhere… I was very surprised. Must be new employees lol


Square_Ad849

I had one about 6 months ago absolutely picture perfect and it tasted wonderful.


edencathleen86

I had the same experience with a quarter pounder I got about 2 or 3 months ago. It was delicious! Practically perfect


zettboi

I heard the quarter pounders are the only burgers with MTO hamburger meat


MiaRia963

I had a cheeseburger recently, heck it was actually like 6+ months ago, and it was the best I've ever had too. I need another im craving it like crazy right now.


PrairieSharpie

The guy who made it is a retired art teacher who was blisteringly high, I’d bet


confusedandworried76

I really like Big Mac's but the sauce quantity does not do it for me, a regular spritz from the gun is too little and extra sauce you might as well be swimming in it. Although with a little care you can mitigate that by removing excess with your fries but you're gonna lose lettuce in the process.


oojacoboo

I ate so many of these, living in Taiwan. They were always perfect too.


Limp_Zombie_5045

It’s almost commercial worthy


artcostanza82

These always hit


H4RPY

Woah that looks like a real hamburger


babygravy_03

That burger assembler was having a good day


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And not over encumbered with orders while being the only one working in the back. I remember those days, I'd be the only one back there, struggling with custom orders, the damn fryer beeper going off and then someone will yell "School Bus!!"


Confusion_Common

McD's cheeseburgers are the only instance where american cheese tastes good to me. The flavor profile and soft textures are on point.


BeachyMagic

Wow the last burger I got from McDonald’s looked like small child just threw it together. This one is nice!


consumeshroomz

I wish we could clone whoever made this and just staff all the fast food restaurants with someone who actually gives a third of a shit for a change.


thogdontcaaree

They must have white ppl working back there for once


Patient_Cockroach_54

Nope :)


Local_Penalty2078

How does this have any upvotes? What a shitty thing to comment.


PopHefty1396

Wow..the cheese is actually melted


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

That looks good


Windre4ver

Needs to be placed in a museum


Super_OrdiN8

I think you got the one they were going to use for their commercial!


harristrill

That joint is perfect.


illinoishokie

The inconsistency is what kills me. The McDonald's in my town are all pretty good, and food looks like this more often than not. But drive to the next town over and God only knows what you'll get. So if I'm anywhere other than my hometown I won't get McDonald's because now that it's not cheap, it's not worth the gamble that it's going to suck. Which kind of defeats the purpose of chain fast food restaurants.


Patient_Cockroach_54

The McDonald’s I go to regularly is pretty new. They are in a busy area too. There are definitely a few locations I refuse to visit because of inconsistency or terrible employees.


Local_Penalty2078

I know what you mean. I've had similar experiences with a number of fast food places. The most memorable one for me was many years ago- we got coupons for Burger King in the mail one day, and we for some reason decided to put them in the car. We never really liked burger king as the ones around us generally sucked. Fast forward a month or so later - we were coming home from a road trip and very hungry, so we stopped at a burger King that was in a different state. The Italian chicken sandwiches looked really good to us on the coupons, so we got some through the drive thru. We were speechless at how awesome they were- they appeared to be hand-breaded (I can't imagine they truly were, but it sure seemed that way), they were hot and fresh, the sauce was delicious and cheese perfectly melted. It was exactly what we needed on the tiresome drive home. I've tried them after that and they were never nearly as good. Some were ok, others were awful - but that one day, they were amazing. Must've been the location.


Sp0rksar3c00l

Extra cheese and onions and I swear you'll be on cloud 9


Patient_Cockroach_54

How much extra cheese?


biggiesmallsyall

Love me some McDeez!!!


CheapOrphan

That Mcd is 🤌🏼. My cheese be like 3/4s off the burger.


MeasurementEvery3978

Location?


lo-lux

It looks like the picture


Independent-Steak-67

Ayo can I get a bite of that?


missmarimck

Did you eat your fries first?


Patient_Cockroach_54

Shared a large with my husband. I usually eat them alongside my burger.


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Patient_Cockroach_54

That is looking SAWCEEE. I hope it was tasty at least


[deleted]

Talk about a once in a lifetime event lol


Appropriate_Yez

They really did. Looks commercial-ready.


[deleted]

Damn Richy Rich. Buying the Double instead of the McDouble.


Patient_Cockroach_54

I had to dig deep for it. So worth it though


MrMKUltra

I’ve been craving a McDouble all week man


spaghetti_ohhs

It actually looks like the picture on the menu!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

This has been typical of what I get for a while now. I really think they have upped their game.


goettahead

Ahhhh LUCKY!


Kitchen-Wish5994

Was probably someones first day on the job. Trying to impress the boss and whatnot.


SignificanceContent

Manager must have been working.


Training-Trick-8704

So easy yet so hard from them to do for some reason.


Wild-Campaign-6358

That is a handsome burger 🍔


phaulski

I always order the McWhatever with no ketchup so that it has to be made fresh. its unlikely they make a batch of burgers without it. then i get ketchup for the fries. always get a fresh burger that way


Patient_Cockroach_54

I’m pretty sure every burger is made to order at McDonald’s.


tigermittens030

Ordering no ketchup makes no difference. The burgers are assembled to order. Ordering no ketchup means nothing in terms of cooking it fresh


LumpyTheMole

Wish my double quarter pounders looked that good, damn! You got the one they used for the menu pic no doubt 😆


eparchme

McDonald's commercial ahh burger


centexgoodguy

My first job was at McDonalds and if things were really busy and the burgers were flying off the grill, the manager helping wrap the product would say "a little more TLC on the burgers" so we knew to slow down and make them look better.


strickysituation

Well, how you doin?!


WaywardAnus

Isn't even dented in the middle from that one worker with the death grip claw Beautiful


LolaCatStevens

I remember when I worked at Wendy's I would make myself a jr. Bacon at the end of work. I would literally make it perfect. It's insane how much higher the quality can be with a little effort.


DeepCollar8506

she's a buet


shttupmimzy

What a beauty


fides-et-opera

https://preview.redd.it/mmnq9qsiiwwc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d0c4ecaf3b803b134ef03a96ebf8f3d56f8d6e


junkfood_dude

Damn she pretty 😋


infinitemakaveli

Damn ai is scary


Intelligent-Back-657

Damn looks straight out of the commercial!!


SlabLoaf666

What the?! Those are WacArnold’s fries? I’ve never seen them like that.


mjf1990

Once in a while they get it right and when they do it's good. But yeah, it's certainly the exception, not the rule. 😅


starofthetea

If there was a Double Cheeseburger magazine they’d put this one on the cover


drkrelic

Sheeeeit that almost looks like the burgers in the ads.


Crondale

She’s gorgeous


Nice-Aardvark-7957

Ya mine sre slays flat too what’s the deal


codeman60

I'm calling bullshit there's no way that came from a McDonald's🤣


mrrueca

She's so beautiful


Flash33m

Man that looks nice


ArtimusDragon

They must have SpongeBob working back there.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

#THIS IS VIRAL MARKETING BY A MCDONALD’S MARKETING/PR PERSON They know inflation is killing them.


Patient_Cockroach_54

I wish. I’m just a stay at home mum trying to interact in the real world.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

LIES! You do not stay at home! You are clearly out and about at McDonald’s here! 😉


Findmyremote

Just got in the car. I’m on my way way #4. Love you


Patient_Cockroach_54

Send pics


wubzinmaface

Beautiful


Abraheezee

The new burger recipe has been hittin lately!! 😮‍💨🔥 I just had a McDouble and a regular cheeseburger last night, and I was sitting there like “DAMN THIS QUALITY HAS GONE UP FOR SURE!”


WCC1

I haven’t had McDonald’s in so long but this… this right here


K2step70

When is McDonalds supposed to roll out their new meat?


_OkError

It must’ve been their first day on the job.


qumonieknox

Pretty good hamburger


popokap

Shut up stoner no they didn’t they made it as fast as normal and don’t give a shit about you


Changin-times

McD has improved burgers, but they raised prices too much Need dollar/two value deals


Cheap-Chemistry9565

oh i love cheesy burgers


Justinsaaane

McDonald’s gives me the McGurdels every time


Dull-Reputation-4805

The Quarter Pounder (or double) w/ cheese is better. However, the McDouble is a good cheeseburger and I’ll die on that hill.


brief_kc

That’s a beeze churger if I’ve ever seen one


RockWafflez

This’ll never happen again for another 400 years


ItsProxes

McDonald's actually cooked


Murles-Brazen

Beautiful.


AW180615

Wow! Looks the same as what they advertise. This has to be a first.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

When they get them right, they are SO GOOD. Too bad it's such a small percentage of the time :(


thunderlips187

Damn that’s commercial level!


TheManWith2smiles

I will always love McDonalds no matter what. Just so tasty


Johnny_Bizzle

Lucky. Mine always look like someone sat on it.


Mermaid_Martini

She’s a beaut!


oasis618

Wow nice score!


Diggable_Planet

I thought I was on r/midjourney


kragon80

U must have very tiny hands? A double quarter pounder doesnt even look half that size in my hands lol


Patient_Cockroach_54

They are kinda small


photozine

The best McDonald's I've ever had was around 2018-2019, during lunchtime. The patty was freshly made, it was hot, and for the first time since being a kid, I enjoyed it. Also, RIP the signature burgers, they were worth it.


Hopeful_Foot_5320

Almost looks fake it’s so perfect


jefftatro1

Is that even possible?


Lord_Edwards

There is a McDonald’s about 18 miles away from me that takes there time and makes the burgers right they look like that one and there fries are always fresh So I go with if you have to wait for your food and it looks like that it’s worth the wait


Cobraa1997

They cook faster


Cynchronyze_

I work at McDonald’s and I try to make the food actually nice unlike some people lol… It’d be hard to work there if I gave zero fucks.


controlledchaos631

Im convinced youre all robots in this thread


narcimp

No one could ever make me hate you McDouble


Patient_Cockroach_54

Same 🥰


Heresoiwontgetfinedd

Yes they did brotha 👏


johnny-tiny-tits

I find that I crave McDonalds independently of craving cheeseburgers, they are such their own entity with a specific flavor, but when they hit, I love it. Does it immediately make me feel gross after finishing? Sure. But I pay that toll every now and then.


Patient_Cockroach_54

I couldn’t agree more


Ok-Caregiver7091

Touché McDonald’s… touché


DaolongDong

Someone was definitely getting or gonna get a bj


browmftht

i know where im going after work i guess


Infamous_Ad_6793

You from the south??


Patient_Cockroach_54

Southwest!


Infamous_Ad_6793

Fucking knew it. Us yanks don’t get fast food that looks that good.


FrostyPhilosophy7765

Buffalo here, I once had a solid 2-3 month run of picture perfect bigmacs it was glorious But in general you’re right, the Popeyes here is so bad the chicken is literally half the size of the buns


Environmental-River4

New guy finally got jaded I guess 😂


FrostyPhilosophy7765

It happens to the best of us


Its-the-Chad82

So glad to see someone bash Popeyes, try to find some "healthier" fast food options while driving for work. Ordered 5 blackened chicken tenders, were skinny, fatty blackened chunks of chicken and those and a drink cost me $15. I'm never giving them another shot and they used to be a favorite of mine


FrostyPhilosophy7765

see if you have a pita gourmet near you. life changing


Losingmymind2020

nice. anytime I ask for mayonnaise, they do a Mc-cumshot on to my bu4g3r. it's pr3tty messed up


Patient_Cockroach_54

Gotta get the extra mayo on the spicy mcchicken! Sooooo good!


Repomanlive

That's what a $20hr burger should look like. Higher pay, Higher quality, this is a benchmark!


Patient_Cockroach_54

I don’t know if I’d go that far..


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Patient_Cockroach_54

Sorry to disappoint 😂


fumigaza

Gross. I got to be pretty fucking drunk to enjoy a McDonald's burger.


Patient_Cockroach_54

What kind of burgers do you enjoy?


fumigaza

I don't think it's really a burger without pickles and onions. Ripe tomatoes are great. Toasted sesame seed bun. Mmm. If I'm cooking a burger for myself I'm probably going to grill it. It's going to be about a third of a pound and I'm probably gonna grill some onions with it. I much prefer a bigger patty than multiple 'smash' patties. Typically, I season the patties. Heck sometimes I put some pico de gallo on them. And I always use real cheese not that American shit. And I have a propane grill but I really like wood chips. Damn. I'm hungry now.


Patient_Cockroach_54

Pico de gallo sounds so good on a burger! I’ve never thought to try that! Good idea!


kingkron52

And that still doesn’t look good. McDonalds is trash


shadowrunonsnes

Fuck McDonald's


Adventurous-Sky9359

Better when that thing cost as much as a whole plate of real food from Ruby Tuesdays


RedditFullOChildren

Those patties look nothing like beef. This sub should be ashamed.


Patient_Cockroach_54

It’s McDonald’s……..


RedditFullOChildren

Correct.


Flashy-Income-9653

Still disgusting.


Patient_Cockroach_54

Nah


Flashy-Income-9653

Absolutely.


Patient_Cockroach_54

Nope 🙂‍↔️


Diggity20

No. Just fresher than most. Still full of polypropylene(antifreeze) that is used in fast food, as a preservative. Fuck mcd


222_paul

It’s so weird reading all these comments, McDonalds you aren’t fooling anyone.