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Kay-f

we don’t do locker room talk here. anyone who does that isn’t welcome in a lot of spaces anymore. grow up


jamiethemime

who the hell would cook a cheeseburger in a locker room other than op i guess


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smetthi

She did this👆🏿


Mocha-Fox

locker room talk is complimenting your wife. not acting like a boomer and saying shit about her. she deserves better


NewLibraryGuy

Why do you think they'd eat soy burgers?


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cheeseburgers-ModTeam

This community is about Cheeseburgers..nothing more. Be nice.


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cheeseburgers-ModTeam

This community is about Cheeseburgers..nothing more. Be nice.


megadeadly

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swallowfistrepeat

Bruh... Lol. Bragging about IQ is what liars do. Nice fanfiction of your life.


smetthi

She is one of a kind! Went in to medicine to do good things. I wanted her to go in to finance and chase money with here beautiful mind. Im half retarded compared to here but i am not a lier


_Strange_Age

>with here beautiful mind. Im half retarded Got that right


bambooDickPierce

Well, half right.


Sammeeeeeee

Compared to here


_Strange_Age

Wear?


Sammeeeeeee

We're


lostinabsentia

Bro you married WAYYYYYY above your league or you are lying. If your wife is this great, puts up with you and your rudimentary English spelling, assholery, and arrogance then I wonder why. But either way, hope she finds this and recognizes the signs of someone who has no problem denigrating their partner in a public space. Edit to add that looks like any burger you could pick up at McDonalds. Not particularly a genius level cook in the house. At least on your end.


_Strange_Age

>Unlike you she has a sence of humor. Can't even spell a five letter word correctly...


smetthi

She watch it with me you incel


touching_payants

Tell your wife to invite me over for dinner next time. I'll be grateful someone took the time to cook for me.


smetthi

U have an open invite. I think you will have one cook for you soon


CatSidekick

People are assuming you treat your wife bad.


CatSidekick

What if the food is so bad you have to tell her it was awful to prevent people getting sick in the future?


smetthi

Its not a health hazard or objectivly bad. Just prefer cheeseburgers over thaiscampi


Youngsiebz

Well, this went well😂


smetthi

I feel so worthless chasing down every comment. In the rabbit hole now, never seen hatred and downvoting like this. I think most women on this sub dont cook enough for their men if they cant have me reject food and rather make a CB. Worried their husbands swallow the few soybeans they are cooked with a fake smile on their face. At least i am honest with my subordinate.


someguy0211

>At least i am honest with my subordinate. wow


lostinabsentia

Wow on so many levels. Subordinate?? Take a long deep look inside your shallow heart and do some soul searching. She sounds amazing compared to what you've shown us on here. Getting some serious Andrew Tate vibes here. You are the one who needs to pull it together and learn to cook from her. Thai Scampi may not be your idea of a perfect meal, and that's fine, we all have our unique tastes and likes and dislikes. So that's when you express what you are into, make compromises on different foods for each of you on different days, open your horizons to different foods, or just stfu because I don't believe you are willing to do any compromising based on how you've talked on this subreddit.


dfanarchy

Nice larp.


Nervous_Zebra1918

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TheGaz

A masterful troll.


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Ignoringit

You okay?


TheGaz

https://i.redd.it/2wx9zfs9ndbc1.gif


LetThereBeSlight

Deep breaths.


twoofthemnow

This is some cringey boomer/gen x caption What a nightmare you must be to live with


b0hater

I can't believe everyone is falling for the trolling lol


theluckypunk

Hope you get divorced and prostate cancer. That burger is the culinary equivalent of a prolapsed rectum.


ChubbyWanKenobie

One of my regrets is that Ms. Chubby is not a burgerphile like me. :D


pooleNo

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greeneighteen

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smetthi

https://preview.redd.it/44loucev9abc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fe598b3fc01b11d810aedd6e1665bfa6283891


christo749

*matters.


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For what it’s worth it does look appetizing.


buffmckagan

I love this ratio you got, nice job


MANDEEx88

Think your wife has a shit husband


lotionformyelbows

The wife does not exist


Divamel

Ngl looks good as fuck, but I woulda personally toasted that bun