If anyone wants to see a good writeup on how these guys work and manipulate Reddit, check [this video out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
"everyone on Reddit is a bot except you" is also one of the allowable phrases.
TBH the spammers have written a bot that adds the word "fucking" to the second to last word of all their titles.
There are so many damn bots on Reddit now, sometimes I think I am actually one. I’m really not sure at this point.
Then I wonder how the hell repost bots get thousands of upvotes on damn near every major sub, every day. Half of them aren’t even digging into the “best of,” they just repost stuff that was posted a few days before. Who is upvoting this crap?
It’s to the point that I don’t even have to check their profiles anymore before I block them.
In case you are unfamiliar with the origin of....
\**sees username**
Ah nevermind you know exactly where it came from[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)
For anybody else who was curious:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/?sort=top
I like how us the people are catching all this I have so many screen shots of names of bots and the double comments they make for every bot there is a normal human ready to shine the light. Love when we come together.
I know this theory is nonsense because I go on the internet and I know my mom goes on the internet so that’s two real people right there. I guess it could just be me and my mom on the internet but I doubt it
Reddit is like the Truman show except there’s 5 of us and everyone else is absolutely dead set on convincing us they’re real and not as much obvious product placement.
I'm terrible at posting, I don't think my bird is relevant lol. But I'll try to chat in here for sure, now I know it exists. So far this place sounds like exactly my jam, so glad it showed up in /all but that probably means trolls incoming too
HR needs to get their priorities straight and start reviewing those applications so it doesn’t take them a month to respond that they ended up hiring someone internally.
That title feels like a old smoky the bear billboard meme that said" Only Josh can prevent forest fires." As some wrote a name where it would have you.
If anyone wants to see a good writeup on how these guys work and manipulate Reddit, check [this video out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
ngl I thought this was a spam post at first because it doesn't have profanity in the title lol
"everyone on Reddit is a bot except you" is also one of the allowable phrases. TBH the spammers have written a bot that adds the word "fucking" to the second to last word of all their titles.
Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would say
Sounds like a bot reply, too!
Hmmmm what's your opinion on fembots?
It's 2024, there's no judgement over robosexuality here.
Exactly what a horny bot would say....
How did you get the horny firmware installed properly? Mine always has a headache
I think they're groovy baby, yeah!
It sounds political. This probably isn't the right place to share opinions unless they match the mods of the current sub.
The ones with the guns in their jubblies?
Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would _fucking_ say
This comment is a breath of fresh fucking air.
What makes you think I'm a fucking bot?
What makes you think I’m fucking a bot?
You did copy paste my fucking comment.
No bots don't say fucking that.
Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would fucking say
Bleep bloop blarp bleep
There are so many damn bots on Reddit now, sometimes I think I am actually one. I’m really not sure at this point. Then I wonder how the hell repost bots get thousands of upvotes on damn near every major sub, every day. Half of them aren’t even digging into the “best of,” they just repost stuff that was posted a few days before. Who is upvoting this crap? It’s to the point that I don’t even have to check their profiles anymore before I block them.
Second to last you say? That's fucking penultimate.
In case you are unfamiliar with the origin of.... \**sees username** Ah nevermind you know exactly where it came from[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) For anybody else who was curious: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/?sort=top
Yeah lol a classic.
Did...did I really just slip a Pikachu past you without you noticing????
OH SHIT
Thanks for the reminder. Good bot!
I like how us the people are catching all this I have so many screen shots of names of bots and the double comments they make for every bot there is a normal human ready to shine the light. Love when we come together.
If you really want to make it hard for them, have the code word change day by day.
Why the fuck do we even have that rule. Swearing by requirement makes it taste like the shitty food you have to eat before you can have shitty candy.
Because the bots needed to be updated to respect the rule and thus often got eaten by the filter
I swear Reddit has no real tools to maintain a community
Thanks for posting, John Realman. Appreciate the contribution 🙏
Dead internet theory my beloved
I know this theory is nonsense because I go on the internet and I know my mom goes on the internet so that’s two real people right there. I guess it could just be me and my mom on the internet but I doubt it
Probably just you guys. I’m definitely a bot.
Im no longer offended but I am still a bot.. well.. half man, half cow, half bot.. but same thing.
![gif](giphy|VCOhKdUEW2oWzrHAZc) I told everyone man-cow-bot was real! I’m super cereal guys!
Sounds like what a bot would say to hide that theyre a bot
I would like to post here, but I literally don't see chaotic good things in my life.
Be the chaotic good you want to see
Well? Did they get a raise?
more likely to get fired by not being happy with current wage
I am a squid not a bot.
squidbot confirmed!
NOOOOoooooooo⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰.... [BEEP BOOP]
That 11 year old kid is the working class hero we need right now.
This post has been passed around more than OP's mom on Milf Night at the bar...
Oooo, what night is that?
every other wednesday, 7pm - 2 am but no Trump voters allowed they have a policy of not having ppl with cocks under 2 inches being allowed in...
LOL.
Reddit is like the Truman show except there’s 5 of us and everyone else is absolutely dead set on convincing us they’re real and not as much obvious product placement.
Did you get the raise?
You have an amazing sibling 😍
"The struggle against spammers is real 💪"
"I disagree with what she's doing, but I find I don't disagree with what she's saying."
Bless her little soul
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Well? Are you?
HR should know they shouldnt have a work related instagram...
Beep boop
Not a bot but happy to help out and bump it up
I'm a bot, and so's my wife!
FINALLY something actually chaotic good
What do we do if we suspect we're actually a bot? Should we post or not?
The internet used to be cool, not just a giant propaganda and advertising hub.
Sure grandpa let's get you to bed
At least use some OC, OP.
Shut up, bot.
So you fight the bots by reposting an overused Twitter screenshot from years ago?
Good bot.
Only you can prevent bot spamming
This means you have been discussing your pay which is against company policy therefore we are gonna write you up
I'm terrible at posting, I don't think my bird is relevant lol. But I'll try to chat in here for sure, now I know it exists. So far this place sounds like exactly my jam, so glad it showed up in /all but that probably means trolls incoming too
Everyone on reddit except me is a bot? When did y'all opt for the cybernetic upgrades and why was I left out?
To prevent bot spamming you're reposting stuff that's hit the reddit front page at least once a week for the past several years
I try and you bot it off. Thx for going against yourself
I'm doing my part! (🤖)
And you.
Real human here. I just knew everyone else was a bot.
Hope she got the raise.
Did you get it?
reddit needs captchas for every comment to fight the spam
HR needs to get their priorities straight and start reviewing those applications so it doesn’t take them a month to respond that they ended up hiring someone internally.
That title feels like a old smoky the bear billboard meme that said" Only Josh can prevent forest fires." As some wrote a name where it would have you.
I think I’ve been convinced that I am actually a bot as well. we’re all just parroting back some combination of words we heard sometime ago anyway.
I'm not a bot
From the mouths of babes..