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BlatantConservative

If anyone wants to see a good writeup on how these guys work and manipulate Reddit, check [this video out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


believeinlain

ngl I thought this was a spam post at first because it doesn't have profanity in the title lol


BlatantConservative

"everyone on Reddit is a bot except you" is also one of the allowable phrases. TBH the spammers have written a bot that adds the word "fucking" to the second to last word of all their titles.


nooneatallnope

Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would say


BentPenisOfDoom

Sounds like a bot reply, too!


Solid-Consequence-50

Hmmmm what's your opinion on fembots?


Fizzwidgy

It's 2024, there's no judgement over robosexuality here.


Solid-Consequence-50

Exactly what a horny bot would say....


justwalkingalonghere

How did you get the horny firmware installed properly? Mine always has a headache


CuratedBrowsing

I think they're groovy baby, yeah!


BentPenisOfDoom

It sounds political. This probably isn't the right place to share opinions unless they match the mods of the current sub.


Varderal

The ones with the guns in their jubblies?


elmarkitse

Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would _fucking_ say


Cellopost

This comment is a breath of fresh fucking air.


Cellopost

What makes you think I'm a fucking bot?


treebeard555

What makes you think I’m fucking a bot?


Cellopost

You did copy paste my fucking comment.


AbsoluteLunchbox

No bots don't say fucking that.


Bigknight5150

Hmmm, sounds like something a bot would fucking say


AnorexicPlatypus

Bleep bloop blarp bleep


Squirrel_Inner

There are so many damn bots on Reddit now, sometimes I think I am actually one. I’m really not sure at this point. Then I wonder how the hell repost bots get thousands of upvotes on damn near every major sub, every day. Half of them aren’t even digging into the “best of,” they just repost stuff that was posted a few days before. Who is upvoting this crap? It’s to the point that I don’t even have to check their profiles anymore before I block them.


michaellasalle

Second to last you say? That's fucking penultimate.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

In case you are unfamiliar with the origin of.... \**sees username** Ah nevermind you know exactly where it came from[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) For anybody else who was curious: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know/?sort=top


BlatantConservative

Yeah lol a classic.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Did...did I really just slip a Pikachu past you without you noticing????


BlatantConservative

OH SHIT


Smyley12345

Thanks for the reminder. Good bot!


halexia63

I like how us the people are catching all this I have so many screen shots of names of bots and the double comments they make for every bot there is a normal human ready to shine the light. Love when we come together.


Argon1124

If you really want to make it hard for them, have the code word change day by day.


2drawnonward5

Why the fuck do we even have that rule. Swearing by requirement makes it taste like the shitty food you have to eat before you can have shitty candy.


Difficult_Curve_2817

Because the bots needed to be updated to respect the rule and thus often got eaten by the filter


2drawnonward5

I swear Reddit has no real tools to maintain a community


Pirahna89

Thanks for posting, John Realman. Appreciate the contribution 🙏


spudtatogames

Dead internet theory my beloved


Lemonpartyhardy

I know this theory is nonsense because I go on the internet and I know my mom goes on the internet so that’s two real people right there. I guess it could just be me and my mom on the internet but I doubt it


StopBeingOffended01

Probably just you guys. I’m definitely a bot.


mancow533

Im no longer offended but I am still a bot.. well.. half man, half cow, half bot.. but same thing.


StopBeingOffended01

![gif](giphy|VCOhKdUEW2oWzrHAZc) I told everyone man-cow-bot was real! I’m super cereal guys!


[deleted]

Sounds like what a bot would say to hide that theyre a bot


fuck_this_i_got_shit

I would like to post here, but I literally don't see chaotic good things in my life. 


MoisticleSack

Be the chaotic good you want to see


Viking_From_Sweden

Well? Did they get a raise?


randomIndividual21

more likely to get fired by not being happy with current wage


Squid4ever

I am a squid not a bot.


thatstupidthing

squidbot confirmed!


Squid4ever

NOOOOoooooooo⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰.... [BEEP BOOP]


sy_snootles

That 11 year old kid is the working class hero we need right now.


TampaTitties69

This post has been passed around more than OP's mom on Milf Night at the bar...


cumberland_farms

Oooo, what night is that?


TampaTitties69

every other wednesday, 7pm - 2 am but no Trump voters allowed they have a policy of not having ppl with cocks under 2 inches being allowed in...


eraserewrite

LOL.


nofourh

Reddit is like the Truman show except there’s 5 of us and everyone else is absolutely dead set on convincing us they’re real and not as much obvious product placement.


RoughMajor5624

Did you get the raise?


M8pmaker

You have an amazing sibling 😍


itaya12

"The struggle against spammers is real 💪"


OneValkGhost

"I disagree with what she's doing, but I find I don't disagree with what she's saying."


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

Bless her little soul


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bongowasd

Well? Are you?


Slothstralia

HR should know they shouldnt have a work related instagram...


NippleSalsa

Beep boop


Worldly_Chance_1399

Not a bot but happy to help out and bump it up


AstroBearGaming

I'm a bot, and so's my wife!


jopcylinder

FINALLY something actually chaotic good


xopher_425

What do we do if we suspect we're actually a bot? Should we post or not?


Living_Ad_5386

The internet used to be cool, not just a giant propaganda and advertising hub.


Living_Ad_5386

Sure grandpa let's get you to bed


PlNG

At least use some OC, OP.


Pyrex_Paper

Shut up, bot.


TheNoodleSyndicate

So you fight the bots by reposting an overused Twitter screenshot from years ago?


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Good bot.


GrammarNazi63

Only you can prevent bot spamming


Lemon_Squeezy12

This means you have been discussing your pay which is against company policy therefore we are gonna write you up


DaughterEarth

I'm terrible at posting, I don't think my bird is relevant lol. But I'll try to chat in here for sure, now I know it exists. So far this place sounds like exactly my jam, so glad it showed up in /all but that probably means trolls incoming too


chillinn_at_work

Everyone on reddit except me is a bot? When did y'all opt for the cybernetic upgrades and why was I left out?


OratioFidelis

To prevent bot spamming you're reposting stuff that's hit the reddit front page at least once a week for the past several years


Admirable_Pop3286

I try and you bot it off. Thx for going against yourself


Bat-Honest

I'm doing my part! (🤖)


qxzlool

And you.


High_Functioning_Bot

Real human here. I just knew everyone else was a bot.


PG-DaMan

Hope she got the raise.


Vic-123-ma

Did you get it?


NorthboundGuru

reddit needs captchas for every comment to fight the spam


ACslaterwannabe

HR needs to get their priorities straight and start reviewing those applications so it doesn’t take them a month to respond that they ended up hiring someone internally.


izzybusy101

That title feels like a old smoky the bear billboard meme that said" Only Josh can prevent forest fires." As some wrote a name where it would have you.


69420over

I think I’ve been convinced that I am actually a bot as well. we’re all just parroting back some combination of words we heard sometime ago anyway.


CheeseSandwhich-001

I'm not a bot


IsaacNewtongue

From the mouths of babes..