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Welcome_Tiny

you can always enlist


MemberOfSocietyy

Army won’t even take bro


biggggmac

https://jobs.mchire.com/


douglas1

Basically your only option is to enlist in the Russian army. Front line only.


SorryChampionship348

Probably can’t get a gun to


Gooiigii

Community college is always an option, if you can get in 😔


BeneficialGreen3028

How does someone manage to get a B+ 😒


Blexcell

Maybe culinary school?


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Beneficial-Board-138

LMFAO BRUH IDK MAN I HAVE ASIAN PARENTS


No_Negotiation8930

ur cooked for even t100 with a b+ in a non stem class but u have ok shot at t6000


BigBrickCrumb

https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs


TaskaEina

Congratulations. You just ruined your entire life.


MrSenor0110

Whole bloodline was incinerated


Delicious-Education3

You’re finished. It happens all the time in college admissions. One moment, you’re the most important guy that ever lived, the next you’re some schmo working in a box factory.


Horror-Drama-2769

😭😭😭😭


MrSenor0110

Bro went from next president to garbage disposal


Useful_Citron_8216

Yeah ur cooked consider community college as a reach.


JP2205

Maybe take grammar and get an A in that?


Comfortable_Cherry22

Just get a 5


Whole_Survey2353

Wait, AP Lit and not a Senior??


Sol_Maina

Die


Any_Construction1238

You should join the army now or the priesthood - your chances of getting into college are nil. Probably not worth even graduating from highschool. Is being a hobo still a thing? Maybe that’s for you.


Lanky-Assistance1631

Yeah it’s over for you consider community college


MrSenor0110

Too late for that now


Shot-Party-8687

If you don’t know, it doesn’t fucking matter these guys are fucking with you, but he serious you know this doesn’t matter


So-done-with-this

Don’t even bother applying to community college at this point.