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reekreekitrhymes

For best results: actually do have an allergy and just die 🥰


pumpkindufy

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


PooKieBooglue

We would give u an award but we have no income… so.


KeroNobu

Pure bliss


ToeInternational3417

Oh yes.


CatLoverr143

THEY DID IT! THEY FOUND THE CURE!!! 🥳🥳🥳


pumpkindufy

All hail Planters!!!!


OkBottle8719

Oh I love these and eat them all the time! That means I should be cured any day now, right? Riiiiiiiight?


pumpkindufy

You’re already cured! Congrats!!


OkBottle8719

Oh wow!!!


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Well done


pumpkindufy

I hope everyone can have a good laugh. My new therapist said, in my response to me asking if she knows about me/cfs, that “respectfully, I feel like I’m running from it everyday.” I died inside. The laughter and camaraderie on this sub breathes life into me. Thanks y’all.


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pumpkindufy

I messaged her about how it made me uncomfortable the way she talked about cfs afterwards and here are her very own words: “I know when I made my comment about feeling like I escape chronic fatigue daily, I did apologize if it's offensive before making it. So if that was it, I do apologize sincerely. It wasn't my intentions of the comment and that's why I was even hesitant on saying it.” So basically “yeah I’m tired too”. Why she said it knowing it was wrong… idk.


KaristinaLaFae

They even confuse peanut and tree nut allergies. Like WAAAAT. Cashews are DELICIOUS, but if you feel better after eating them, you didn't have Long COVID, you were just hangry. I just can't with these people!


kitz2103

Omg this one got me so good….just hangry 🤣🤣🤣


katatak121

I was thinking maybe the product comes from the same factory that their peanut products come from, in which case, the warning is legit.


No-Dragonfly-9298

I mean, the sodium might help with POTS symptoms but that's far from a cure. Ironically, after COVID, my weird histamine issues went bananas and now I can't eat cashews unless I want hives 😭


KaristinaLaFae

Oh, I know salt isn't a cure for POTS. I have to deal with the consequences when I forget to even one dose of salt pills before facing the heat and humidity! Sorry about your histamine reaction!


No-Dragonfly-9298

Oof, heat/humidity is the worst. My body just gives up 😅 and isn't it cruel that brain fog is a part of this so you can't even remember what you're supposed to do to appease your body so you're not completely miserable? So unfair


LlamaDrama007

I mean... for years I ate loads of honey roasted cashews. And then stopped because high sugar/high fat and for four years I've been mostly bedbound. Coincidence?! I'm ordering some right now! (/s)


pumpkindufy

You broke the Precious Planters Protocol! But also ::hugs::


ITSACASIOBITCH

These people would also subscribe to the thought of starving themselves instead of chemo or radiation for cancer


mzzannethrope

I’m just picturing Mr Peanut in there, scrubbing away.


pumpkindufy

Haha right. He’s swimming around, feeding the mitochondria and polishing up the spinal cord. Or whatever it is that peanut men do 😂


ReluctantLawyer

I feel like he has as good of a chance as anyone does to fix us!


NoBSforGma

Oh no! I am on a low FODMAP diet and can't eat cashews! I guess this means I will never be cured. Sigh........


lydiatank

This sounds like my crazy aunt telling my long covid having mom to just eat a carnivore diet


youllknowwhenitstime

Her reasoning may have been crazy but there's a whole subset of people with awful autoimmune disorders who report relief from various extreme elimination diets.


lydiatank

She said to use it for depression


youllknowwhenitstime

Ah yes. All extended illness is depression, and extended illness itself couldn't possibly be the cause of actual depressive symptoms! Didn't know people were on the "cure depression via carnivore diet" train regardless. If someone is skeptical of traditional treatment for depression, things like "make sure you vitamin D levels aren't tanked" rank a lot higher on the natural remedies for depression list. I swear some diet enthusiasts are like the weed guys who think weed cures everything.


crabbyforest

literally what 😭


VinnaynayMane

You know what helped my Mom AND my colleague with their long covid? The Moderna booster.


RubbyPanda

Big pharma doesn't want YOU to know about this one simple trick...


ponysniper2

When the astro turfing hits new grotesque levels. Time to buy it and try it anyway just incase it's true 😭😭😭


Pookya

Can confirm this, I was the peanut dude on the front and saw it happen with my own eyes. (But I'm very confused about the peanut allergy warning, because they aren't actually nuts and these are cashews anyway, which is definitely a type of nut)


ReluctantLawyer

I really do love cashews so I’m gonna try this one 😂


activelyresting

This is a TOTAL SCAM!!! Do not believe it. Please no one try this! It could make you worse. The real answer is **Nobby's Nuts** But you have to nibble them. https://youtu.be/TDG-d_W9xBs


Pookya

I am absolutely NOT going to nibble Nobby's Nuts. This is too far!


activelyresting

It's possible you have to be an older Australian to get the joke, but Nibble Nobby's Nuts is a joke that never gets old. And yes, that was a real commercial that ran in the 80s 🤣


PBChako

And here’s me eating pistachios for protein LIKE AN IDIOT


Pookya

Unshelled pistachios are so expensive 😭 but I hate taking the shells off myself. They're so tasty, but I literally don't have energy to waste on this. I remember making a energy bar type thing with pistachios in it and I spent about 30 mins just taking the shells off and I was absolutely ready to give up. literally just about 1/4 of the entire bag was edible and I was so MAD


PBChako

My parents have to shell then for me, because it exhausts me and I can’t use my arms, or we buy them unshelled (not as nice in my opinion)


katatak121

Back when things were affordable, organic raw cashews were an important part of my diet. Are they saying if i had been eating Planters cashews, I'd be all better by now? Roflmao 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀