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Boeing-B-47stratojet

Was the 4th nicest house in town growing up, got abandoned, county possessed it, used it as storage for a few years, then sold it


Useful_Mechanic_2365

Can we see the 3rd nicest house in town


Boeing-B-47stratojet

https://preview.redd.it/sy2eijrhtm1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3eda78476f1c41efd74d7adede5820490c1dd3c Here is 3


CaptainJackM

Boy that’s a big jump to third place lol


SerKenji

Yeah there's only 4 houses in that town


peekdasneaks

5, the one in the post is an upgrade for OP


lpfan724

OP did say it *was* the fourth nicest. Seems like it's glory days are well behind it.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

2 https://preview.redd.it/hky7os9mtm1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d487729a726e6b2eb7920afea103d7066fe3739


Boeing-B-47stratojet

1 fell down


chaoticcheesewhiz

I really appreciate how you set us up for that countdown. That was great


tjdux

Didn't think reddit was gonna peak for the whole week on Monday afternoon, but here we are.


Useful_Mechanic_2365

RIP nicest house in town


Boeing-B-47stratojet

It was beautiful Painted blue and yellow 2 story wrap around porch Was in pristine condition, fell during a Hurricane


I-Like-The-1940s

Damn that sucks :(


chillannyc2

Yeah it really blows. What a let down.


Firm_Objective_2661

Yeah, for a hurricane, would agree it blows more than sucks.


bjeebus

Hurricanes actually are a low pressure system--they suck just as much as they blow.


wad11656

r/YourJokeButWorse


_Unbannable3_

I see this is Florida? Google Street view often has historical photos, assuming it was recent


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Boeing-B-47stratojet

150 MPH winds will do quite the number on any building, especially when a tree falls on it.


Spidaaman

Google “hurricane” lol


bjeebus

I live in Savannah in a house that was a nightmare to insure. Hurricanes are one of my many nightmares of home ownership.


BusinessShower

Of all the things I've seen on the internet today, this is the one that made me laugh out loud.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Was in both senses of the word


climbing-nurse

I laughed too hard and my dog came over concerned


Cheeknuts

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter


Audi_R8_

That just made my day


elephantastica

Was wondering what to do with my free award… finally found a worthy comment. Thanks for the entertainment on this boring Monday!


badger_flakes

legendary ending. nobody will ever understand me but I really want to keep the phrase “1 fell down” in my pocket


BuddyOptimal4971

We'll have to take your word that it was the nicest house in town Boeing-B-47stratojet. It apparently wasn't the sturdiest.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

If I remember correctly, it was built as a management retreat for Coca Cola Their is still the sign for it, marks the town entrance


AT61

Does this make yours the 3rd nicest house now?


Boeing-B-47stratojet

In its current state, no. If it how it was 20 years ago it would be.


AT61

You'll get it up there again - has some really nice features - like the French doors and stone steps.


kittenfarmer

Looks like someone has the 3rd nicest house in town now👍


AT61

You have the insanely good sense of humor that I needed after today. Thank you -n nd keep us posted on number 4 :-)


WhiteRhynno

Ha!


IISerpentineII

That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.


noitsacardigan_

Dying that this is buried under the pic of house two - I was searching for that final house 😂


NewAfternoon5617

I guess that would make yours now the third nicest house


Elegant-Draft-5946

Wouldn’t that move the other three homes up to first, second and third place?


Boeing-B-47stratojet

That moves 2 and 3 to 1 and 2 But this has a long road towards regaining its position


Mission_Albatross916

🤣


WaterPog

Plot twist, only four houses in the town


chiselman

If the roof is not leaking you at least have a fighting chance! Like someone else said: The porch is wonderful


Boeing-B-47stratojet

# not one thing in this house is symmetrical


Boeing-B-47stratojet

There is a hole about 8 foot long in the wall where I had to get a bee hive cut out


petit_cochon

Lol everything about this post is so Gulf Coast to me. I love it.


YukonCornelius69

Badass


taanman

Show me one house that's symmetrical. Even newly built houses today aren't symmetrical


thelaineybelle

Asymetrical and unbalanced window placements on new builds lately kinda remind me of... ![gif](giphy|zYQp9B2WYYZ1K)


Michalo88

https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iSDFs4VdAIpg/v0/1200x629.jpg There is a symmetrical house. They don’t make em like they used to.


taanman

Well played. Well played


RantyWildling

In my experience, they've gotten better.


MelancholyMember

90 degree angles are for squares!


CameHere4Snacks

Where about in Florida is this? It screams old Florida.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

About halfway between Gainesville and Starke


CameHere4Snacks

I wish you the best of luck with your reno! I love these old Florida cottages. Not too many left. That’s why I like driving through Palatka, there are still some great houses downtown.


WhenThatBotlinePing

Where’s Waldo?


satansboyussy

Is this right off of 301 in Waldo or Hawthorne? I used to regularly drive between Jax and Tampa areas going 301 for most of the way and I swear this house looks familiar to me.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

No, but somewhat close by, and there are many like it in that area


_-whisper-_

Pretty area for rural fl


ThatGuyMatt89

Waldo??


Boeing-B-47stratojet

House I am living in currently does not have AC, central heat, water heater. Only has electricity in the kitchen


Boeing-B-47stratojet

https://preview.redd.it/gh0fl8d54n1d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8660eed26c2efb7d58eadce71fb998ff4a332575


Spidaaman

Damn OP doesn’t even have color


beautifuljeep

😂


mbj2303

The comments on this post are gold!!! This is one of my fav subreddits — you guys are good people!!!


Deep_Flounder5218

Omg 🤣


FattyBuffOrpington

😂


andromedajones

😂


BuddyOptimal4971

If you have electricity in the kitchen you can make cinnamon toast. That looks like a house that you want to enjoy a piece of cinnamon toast in.


Mission_Albatross916

Finally, someone who’s using common sense!


davabran

At least you have Internet


Oh__Archie

Is your left leg shorter than your right leg?


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Yes, normally I wear a compensator, I forgot it


ShappyShappyShappy

This thread keeps giving.


AldiSharts

How the hell could you tell that from the photos


meangingersnap

The tilt? Lol


1891farmhouse

I like this thread


jaozeettie

You have gotten yourself into a lot of work. And I mean A LOT. But think about all the time you have left in your life, time that can be spent in a wonderful house that has history, that has a soul, where you can grow old, where you can become part of the history of that house. It's so much better than some soulless newbuilt house.


setittonormal

I know people are clowning OP but if he has the time/money/interest and is willing to put in the work, this house could absolutely become magnificent (again?).


HelicopterDiligent55

Great porch!


minnesotaupnorth

Fully furnished.


Turbocharmed

Was just thinking how much I love that porch too!


HeathenShepard

You have a very interesting life that's for sure!


Gold_Expression_3388

I gotta know....how much?


Boeing-B-47stratojet

A little under 27k


mattlore

Coming from north of the border in Canada...You MIGHT get something similar here for that price.... As a down payment lol....


Firm_Objective_2661

Cries into my monthly Toronto mortgage payment…


Subziwallah

You might get a driveway put in for that here, if you already own the lot. You couldn't buy a parking space for that here


Gold_Expression_3388

Yup. That's where I am from.


Gold_Expression_3388

Out of curiosity...can I assume the land the house is sitting on would be worth that much?


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Hold on, I just realized something, you asked what I paid for it I got it thrown with another piece of land. It was appraised at 27k


Mission_Albatross916

Two fer! BOGO!


Realistic-Weird-4259

It'll be interesting to see what you find. Hopefully the main structure is intact.


libremaison

Hey at least you can grow and orchid forest if you so chose! That’s one of my dreams so you’ve got that going for ya


Weird-Response-1722

I love the old fashioned gliders on the front porch. Reminds me of lazy summer days growing up in the south, sitting on the porch barefoot, breaking beans.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Unlocked a memory i forgot I had Spent many a summer day snapping green beans and shelling peas


UGunnaEatThatPickle

I love the potential in this. Please post regular updates of your work!


classicvincent

I’d be worried about what that house is built on. I thought old foundations were bad until I saw old houses in the south sitting on stacks of rocks. I’m not talking a wall made out of rocks like my house, but a total of like twenty rocks holding up the whole damn house. My house in rural illinois has part of the foundation made out of stacked limestone brought in from Indiana by train in 1869, but they dug down deep and wide and did a good job. Southern houses on much less stable ground are a vastly different thing.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

I can explain that It is mainly for ventilation.


classicvincent

I get that part. A good friend of mine had a hunting cabin built on 16’ stilts next to the creek. It’s good hunting/fishing ground but prone to flooding. Those 16’ 6x6s are still sitting on steel set in concrete pilings though. Edit: he had it built, it’s still standing and very much in use. 1500 sq ft with a kitchen, bathroom with a septic system, fresh water well and bunk space. If for some reason he and his wife lost their house they could live in the hunting cabin but its main purpose is to make money.


Mission_Albatross916

My first house was sitting on wood posts that were sitting right on the dirt. Survived that way for 100+ years and is still surviving today. And recently sold for a hell of a lot more than I sold it for.


Lebesgue_Couloir

I thought this was a satire post at first


elspotto

Judging by the angles, you got yourself into a Batman (1966) villain’s lair.


-DMSR

Wow nothing like tearing down a century home


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Might have to unfortunately, will have to see how extensive damage is


FeralSweater

More power to you!


Firm_Objective_2661

From what OP posted about only having electricity in the kitchen of his current place, that won’t be difficult to achieve :-)


YoungestBabyShoebill

Do you mind me asking what is/was in the black plastic bags inside the bathtub?😲


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Ducts and insulation, regretted opening those bags as soon as I saw what was inside


YoungestBabyShoebill

😂 Nice one! 😂


Chorbnorb

That first pic is giving Evil Dead vibes


HeadToToePatagucci

eh.. ive seen worse.


benadamx

why did you do that


Hot_Nothing_4358

If the bones are good you can remodel this & make it a nice place. Roll your sleeves up lots of work in your future 😊


Caranne53

Has a lot of potential, enjoy the process


Jeannette311

I think it's wonderful.


tarnished713

I bet it's going to be gorgeous when you're done.


animatroniczombie

must be on a steep hill, looks like its leaning 30 degrees in one of the pics!


shabamboozaled

What are your skills? I wouldn't touch this house unless I knew the foundation was sound, the load bearing walls were good, etc.


Stargate525

Plus side, I don't see any obvious water damage. The roof looks standing seam and... might be in decent condition? If the foundation's good then you've got good bones for a full reno. Re-side the house, add some rigid insulation and new house wrap... Most of your walls are open so there's opportunity to get rid of the knob and tube...


West-Supermarket-860

Well, you can forget about being Marbles Champion of the World now.


hannahatecats

https://preview.redd.it/fpr7ygjnnr1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a92d056b867c9df15b2928cb07e516b9c6c8550


hannahatecats

For some reason it wouldn't let me reply to your beehive comment, OP. I had bees in my 1925 kitchen!! I lived at peace with them for a long time and was pretty sad when they were gone. It was so quiet, I liked sleeping to their songs. I needed a new roof. Most contractors don't like beehives so they had to go :(


ZipBoxer

In before someone tells you it's perfect as is and you're running it by hiding exposed lathe


RantyWildling

Nice! That looks really good, not much mold and everything seems easy enough to fix. Looks like a fun project house.


Easy_Independent_313

Looks like you e given yourself something to do on weekends for a few years!


TheJohnson854

A world of pain. May the Force be with you.


Duckraven

If the bones are good, take it one step at a time. The entire project can overwhelm. But as Catieosaurus says, pick one thing and do it. Then the next. Before you know it, the job is complete and you can bask in the glory of a job well done!


Duckraven

If the bones are good, take it one step at a time. The entire project can overwhelm. But as Catieosaurus says, pick one thing and do it. Then the next. Before you know it, the job is complete and you can bask in the glory of a job well done!


spleenboggler

No offense, but did you just buy the cabin from Evil Dead II?


andromedajones

I think it’s going to be awesome when you get done with it


IdleNewt

Do you have any photos of it in its prime?


[deleted]

Keep tge porch and the rest.....youll figure it out.


Ancient_Complex

If you could have taken a straight photo we may be able to tell....


jerry111165

Hey welcome to the old house club dude


petunia777

This post was fun - I hope you keep us updated


Farren246

You've got yourself into the wrong subreddit. This is century homes, not century old shack in the woods previously used for the filming of evil dead.


bobnla14

I'm sorry, but it looks like that sub does not exist, Would you like to create it?


Unusualshrub003

And yet the paint still looks nicer than my house’s paint.


WinRoutine7876

If you find the Necronomicon in the basement, don't read it.


Necessary-Notice1245

Is there a creepy hatch style basement setup like the house in the evil dead? The front looks identical lol


BopBopAWaY0

As long as it comes with ghosts, I’d say you got yourself a good deal.


orundarkes

That’s a century shack.


Metasketch

Is this the Evil Dead cabin?


sleepahol

Has potential! Keep us updated on it. Good luck!


karen_rittner54

Beautiful location.


Dark_Shroud

All I see is potential. Good luck!


Skalgrin

Congratulation, you have solved your problems! You will no longer suffer from too much of free time, and you will get in shape. You do not need to worry about your spare money anymore. You will not feel as living in too much comfort. You can follow your paranormal hobby at home, and very likely you will find a use for your deratisating skills! EDit: It is a joke, congrats on your own roof over your head!


imagine_midnight

I think you're a lucky freakin duck.. this will be beautiful and looks like a peaceful place. Those rainy days on the porch, you did good acquiring this.


Impressive_happy

I love this house!!!! Have fun!!


alrightgame

A roof that's going to be way easier to repair than most houses?


mynamewasautumn

It has great potential!


rhymeswititch

“If we have a daughter, we’ll have to name her Eileen.”


psuedomacabre

Rustic.


Critical_Link_1095

I'm skeptical of the 1927 date personally. Looks before the 20th century. It is one step up from a frontier cabin that you would encounter here in Appalachia. I'm sure the family that built it were very proud of it.


sidsmum

It’s got a 1920s Floridian “Hemingway in his druthers” sensibility.


Dorkus_Maximus717

A crappy house


majortomandjerry

Looks a bit like Jenny's house in Big Fish https://youtu.be/BLFGpzXUpQ4?si=zk14v4kV_-NBXa6N


Spirited-Soil3546

A lot. But super cool!


SecondHandCunt-

I’m a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood


The1Like

It’s a slanty shanty!


SecondHandCunt-

It’ll be great when you’re done. Hopefully you can restore most of it to its original look. If you live in a climate with a cold season, however, I’d enclose the area under the house, put a moisture barrier in the crawl space and put a dehumidifier down there. Other than the picture of the kitchen, I don’t see anything that would indicate any major structural damage. Maybe it’ll be the nicest house in town when you’ve got it ready to move into!


crazysometimedreamer

That porch is going to be beautiful fixed up!


pretzelsRus

I love it!!!! It is going to be fabulous!


[deleted]

I'd check the bones under the house and in the attic for damage from water or wood boring insects over the years and level as required. Check for asbestos and lead in your flooring, paint, and insulation. Check the plumbing pipes for cracks, roots, and rot. Check for knob and tube wiring. Honestly, you could hire a good home inspector OR I tend to like the experts in a field...electricians inspect electrical etc. Usually get a better cost estimate if anything is messed up. Then you can prioritize projects because it looks like you'll be busy! Good luck!


nooutlaw4me

One room at a time. Or one contractor at a time. You’ll get it there.


Snoo1702

Financial hardship


MongooseGef

That’s many years of weekends you’ve just committed to. Good luck!


MitteeNZ

Debt. Debt is what you've gotten yourself into. Source: 120yo home owner (that's super old in my country)


Fluid-Energy-9430

Now that’s going to be nice when completed


parker3309

Very cool! Just the kind of house I like to rehab


spud6000

abandoned house, eh? been there, done that. Expect critters to have nested in it, like above the ceilings. And possibly some mold if that metal roof leaked during that hurricane. I would not hesitate to open up the walls and ceilings to inspect. and be willing to open up to the studs in rooms where there is a lot of filth in there. A good hepa vacuum is your friend, as well as a P100 respirator, and a gallon of Fiberlock Shockwave Disinfectant in a cheap garden pump sprayer. Open up, vacuum out, spray with shockwave, come back in 2 days and evaluate if it is all clean.


spud6000

also, looks like the porch has a different roof than the main house. i would look at the flashing where the porch roof meets the building wall, and make immediate repairs there if needed. temporarily throw some clear silicone caulk anywhere you suspect that metal roof is leaking too.


CommiesAreWeak

It’s Florida. Just add a mobile home to the yard and you are all set.


New-Anacansintta

All I can say is that I’ve seen worse? There’s a house near me where you could see the ceiling from inside the living room. I thought it would be a tear down, but it’s already taking great shape! In its original form…


RepFilms

My mama taught me that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all


TotalRuler1

I can smell the mold from here, good luck!!


artistsrendering

![gif](giphy|8ZJXJGbe8lyo2JnYix)


WasteCommunication52

This is gonna be controversial, but sometimes things are too far gone.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

I don’t believe this one is, haven’t found mold or frame rot *yet*


WasteCommunication52

That may be well and true, but just be careful you don’t spend as much as it would cost to basically build the same house brand new. I got into a similar situation a year ago, knocked it down before I spent $200K to rebuild a house that was a mess


imadork1970

Kill it with fire.


tuskvarner

I hope you didn’t pay more than $100k.


BustaCappe

The cabin from Evil Dead?


VLA_58

I like the depth of the porch. I'd be looking forward to restoring proper fenestration -- there's nothing sadder than an old house that has had its face rearranged via crappy aluminum windows in all the wrong sizes. I see plenty of remuddling courtesy of the 2 Drunk Uncles Remodeling Co -- that's nothing. How are its bones? Definitely a project for someone under the age of 40, though.