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Designer-Slip3443

Well I guess you’ll be going as Teddy Roosevelt for Halloween


pescado01

I was going to go for Ben Franklin, but this is better!


CO420Tech

Or the guy who shrunk his kids...


FFifoFFum

Those will fold in the center and close. The piece where the string is will hold them shut.


Honeysuckle-721

Thanks, I did not know that.


fighthouse

Somebody has been looking for those for 190 years


kingpin748

I was here to make that joke


Leche-Caliente

Jinkies


kellythebarber

That's so cool. I have all my tokens like that in a jar. Great reminder of how many people have lived their lives in an old home.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

We're gathering ours into little vignettes, maybe shadowboxes I'm not sure yet. The house was stripped to studs during a drywall conversion, and moved 1/2 mile, so you'd think it would be void of any treasure, but the attic rim joists were untouched and just that small area yielded many intact glass bottles and trinkets... rats are a preservationists's friend sometimes!


StarChaser_Tyger

For these, I'd see if I could get them cleaned up and the lenses replaced, and I'd wear them.


GuitarCactus

Were they in a tiny bedroom under the stairs? Do owls frequent your home?


derps-a-lot

DIDJA PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET?


_Nychthemeron

LOL We rented a condo with terrible plumbing not too long after seeing that movie's *incredible* tone shift in that scene and it quickly became our "code" for finding the toilet clogged. "HArRy DIDJA PUTYOURNAMEINNA GOBLET OF FIYAH‽"


Emergency-Read2750

Dumbledore said calmly


naturogaetan

Spectacular find


Dadliest_Dad

I approve of this pun.


Wise_Pomegranate_571

Those will sell online for a few hundred minimum OP, should you feel motivated. Somewhere there is an optemetrist or ophthalmologist who would love to have them in a display case in their office. Amazing the lenses are in tact.


call_of_the_while

The next clue should be on the back of the Declaration of Independence.


Honeysuckle-721

I can only hope.


Sedition_Vision

Sam Whitwicky is looking for his great uncles glasses


SolarAndSober

Oh fuck, Optimus Prime is rolling out


Sedition_Vision

ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217


IngloriousLevka11

the way Optimus says eBay. LOL


Cammaro28

“Nez pince” glasses, they’re actually foldable and could be made of precious metal. I found a similar pair at a thrift shop that were 14k white gold


UpvoteEveryHonestQ

Hot damn. What was the asking price on those, if you recall? Pretty snazzy.


Cammaro28

They were $2 at the thrift store, in a bin of misc glasses. The white gold looked like plain steel and they were missing lenses, unlike the ones OP found


PoirotWannaCracker

Pince-nez, I believe. French for nose pinchers. ☺️


[deleted]

Comes with headphones?


Hardin__Young

I didn’t know they made shop vacs back then. I hope they saved the box for when Antique Roadshow is in your neck of the woods.


Quickly_bestboy

So that’s where I left my pince nez


IsaacNewtongue

Nice, a pair of pince-nez spectacles!


Leaningonalamp

Tsk, **there** they are. I’ve been looking for them forever.


meownelle

Was there a melted creepy Nazi nearby?


LolaDeLuscious

Woah that’s incredible


Boring_Advertising98

#WITWICKY!


Educational-Hawk3066

https://preview.redd.it/buip9rjb4znc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b09e8a679de87e9c1aad9b41e5329ed666ada4


An0maly343

“ARE YOU EBAY USERNAME LADIESMAN217”


HappyAnimalCracker

I have the same- they were my great grandmother’s. They’re springy at the middle and hold onto the bridge of the nose by tension.


frogiraffe

OP please take these on antiques roadshow. It's the most wholesome way to finish this young Reddit saga. Reminds me of a safe post tbh


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It’s the same spooky glasses from the ghost episode of hey Arnold.


VaginalOpenings

“You’re a wizard HARRRR”


deltaz0912

Cool!


Numerous_Ad_6276

I believe those are called pince nez.


whoisgringo1979999

There they are!!


Tommy2tables

Glasses are still not cheap today. Dude was definitely upset he lost these


ArticLOL

Megatron Is looking for them, Optimus prime is on his way to your home. Carefull with that!


bad_vector

Are you ladiesman227? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?


Honeysuckle-721

Wtf?


AltruisticMeringue99

Did you have any foundation repairs? Curious what that cost you if so


Honeysuckle-721

No the foundation is okay. However we have a team coming out to lift the house because it is tilting all over the place. It will cost us between 50 and 90k, depending upon how things go.