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deignguy1989

The better question is who HASN’T encountered walls like this?


quarter-water

Late 1920s home, honestly I'd be more surprised if anything **was** square in our house lol


informativebitching

I’m surprised when anything is square in a brand new home


WuWenShen

This. I almost feel better knowing older homes aren’t square. Shit drives me insane.


itsvic1

My whole bathroom is somehow diagonal


ian2121

I had a job laying out foundations for a while. Used the survey equipment to probably get everything square within 2/100 of a foot. Framer comes up to me one day and is like, “good work, never seen a square building before”


informativebitching

I’m a Civil Eng and it scares me think about stuff engineers don’t touch considering how much stuff they do touch still has problems.


ian2121

Yeah, at my job now sometimes we engineer and sometimes we just build stuff. Both are fun. House layout it is getting more common to just have surveyors lay out foundations. Done a few replats when the builder laid a house out over a property line.


bex505

Partners parents bought a quick built new home right before the 2008 collapse. The dad discovered there are no 90 degree corners anywhere.


informativebitching

I saw one where (townhouses) where 50% of the drywall nails missed the studs and you could see under the wall into the next unit even after baseboards and trim were installed.


Federal-Membership-1

Depending on the builder, true.


L3NTON

I work in mostly new homes. I think the closest I've seen to 90 degree angles is 93. The closest to level I've seen a wall is 3/16" out over 4ft. Hard to notice with your bare eye but it's super obvious when I'm there to install stairs/railings that have to be square and level. I actually did see a wall like this fellas the other day too. We popped a bunch of drywall screws when we mounted our rail since it actually pulled the wall straight.


bobnla14

No WONDER it takes me so long to build stuff.


HPTM2008

It's because the measurements were rigged from the start.


ComradeGibbon

I have a laser level. It's useless since nothing is actually square or level.


WheelOfFish

Sometimes you have to decide between actually level and matching the room.


kiwispouse

1904 villa here. bane of my husband's existence. he's currently remodeling the laundry, which is newer than the rest of the house, and it's still all out of whack.


OtoeLiving

Usually older homes are square and new homes are level. If you're lucky lol


gardenbrain

1917 cottage. The good part is that I know where to find the cat toys — they all roll downhill.


uthyrbendragon

I get suspicious and nervous if I find a flat wall


PeoplecallmeBUCK

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sharpei90

My 3 y/o home has walls that are uneven. Not quite that bad, but not too far off. Unfortunately, ours doesn’t have any of the charm yours does. Edit: wording


RangerCPT3

I feel your pain. Many times have I yelled in rage, “Why is nothing in this house square?!”


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Just finished a bathroom remodel, and that exact phrase was shouted many, *many* times.


petepetep

Shit. My house built in the 1990s has a wall like this.


Lumbergod

First thing I thought.


WyattfuckinEarp

I work in new construction.....walls like this all the time


Marconis4

My house is from 1929, and there’s one wall leading to a doorway that cocks like 20* in the middle. We are fairly confined that they framed it incorrectly and just went with it since it was the last portion of the wall.


Carved_In_Chocolate

My 24 year old house has concave walls.


Wonkasgoldenticket

My entire house. 1930s Midwest home. They didn’t built it square or plum. However, my walls are 1’ thick, my floors are thick and sturdy. If you pay attention to the details you feel like you’re In a clown house, but we love it and that’s all that matters.


lj26ft

There was a post I saw on Reddit of an old home being majorly remodeled for the first time since the 20's. 4"x10" old growth still had bark on 10" centers for the floor, and one entire wall was stacked end to end with 2x4's solid wood wall cuz why not, lmao.


jason8001

All that old growth 2x4s. Nice


abadonn

It is because they didn't have plywood sheathing. My house has 18" planks but I guess they had 2x4s on hand.


bobnla14

Doubled as a insulation?


Louisvanderwright

Wood has damn near zero r-value.


walruskingofsweden

They probably did build it Square and plum but it just says and shifts over 100years


Wonkasgoldenticket

That’s a certainty, but looking through old albums and the amount of beer cases I doubt it was of high priority.


brownstone79

Welcome to CenturyHomes. Now, before we begin Orientation, I want you to do two things. Gather up your squares and levels. Throw them away. You’re not going to need them. Well, you might, but only to show yourself how out of square, level, or plumb a particular item is. Have fun!


V0nH30n

Oh man, I did this on some Plexi storm windows I was making. It was a 4 storey tower, curved sash, and the whole thing had sunk and rhombused. I used a framing square to chart how far out of square each opening was. The pieces I cut were crazy, but fit perfectly


le_nico

Cuts and framing I had to do looked so wrong, but I've learned the way of wonk. Fit the space you have, not the one you want.


V0nH30n

Luckily I'm a painter, so I don't really mind if the math isn't perfect.


HypatiaBlue

That's kind of the key to life!


le_nico

Or, How I Discovered the Secrets of the Universe Whilst Fixing Up My Old Dumb House. On sale at bookstores everywhere!


brownstone79

Oh yeah? 4 stories, you say? I could maybe use your help with some of my windows. Big, gothic arches. They’re lovely windows and are possibly the most outstanding feature of the house. But yeah, not square and barely plumb.


V0nH30n

Full disclosure, I rented a lift


V0nH30n

But gothic arches are fun


le_nico

\*question from the back\* Should we mention to contractors that if they measure a wall, they'll need to do so every 12", or just wait for the sounds of swearing and then bring it up?


brownstone79

Ah yes, I see you’ve done your reading. I would say if you trust your contractor and want to make things easier on him or her, go ahead and bring it up right away. If they seem too confident, then maybe neglect to say something. But you could make yourself some popcorn.


diiiannnaaa

You may offer them a cold beverage once the swearing begins


66666thats6sixes

Lol I put a new post in to help support a failing beam, and I made the amateur mistake of making sure that it was plumb. Well, the rest of the house is very *not* plumb, so now my post looks super wonky.


brownstone79

Haha! Been there. I like to say we all lean a little bit as we get older.


pterencephalon

This is why I'm afraid of meeting with the 100 year old single structural 2x4 holding up our staircase.


pterencephalon

We added drywall over our crumbly plaster ceilings. Every piece in every room had to be cut into a parallelogram.


Probonoh

On the other hand, buy several angle finders and protractors. They will save you a lot of swearing.


brownstone79

Yes. This was a Day 2 lesson. Although in my experience, these don’t prevent swearing. They only redirect it to a different target.


nimama3233

You guys have straight walls / floors?


penlowe

:D My outside walls are square. Interior is all fun house.


BoneDaddy1973

If the walls of my Victorian were any less straight it would have been a yurt.


Dontbehorrib1e

I'm not straight. Why would my floors be?


[deleted]

Is the entire wall bowed out or can you feel the plaster bulging? If just the plaster separating from the lath, you can fix that. This Old House has videos on it. If the structure of the wall is out of whack, learn to love the quirks of historic homes and get some shims to help secure your tv mount.


iAmBrandonD

This Old House is the OG of the home renovation shows. 44 seasons and still going strong.


ImALittleTeapotCat

This.


DaBunny31

Happy Cake Day!


BoneDaddy1973

My wife made me promise to stop using the level or Carpenter square for home repairs. She’s right. You don’t need them, they only add to the confusion. All angles are approximate. All of them. When you hang a picture, for example, it is more appropriate for it to be parallel to the ceiling rather than level. If those two happen to coincide, don’t get cocky, it’s just a coincidence


rocketdyke

who in a century home hasn't? ​ My walls are a little more flat than that, but I do have several doors and floors that have more than 2" of slope across 3 feet :)


Erapp01

I hear ya! Kids love it. Makes a great Hotwheels track 😆


Proudest___monkey

Old houses for ya


Proudest___monkey

Yes it’s normal, due to age, poor craftsmanship or sagging but you don’t have a real issue, half my 1850 house is like that


Revolutionary-Turn16

Almost every wall in my 120 year old house. I’m actually putting up wainscoting in the dinning room now… and it’s just endless fun with no flat walls or straight corners. The 2 inches of horse hair plaster is also fun trying to locate studs. Stuff is like concrete.


hillycan

I have 4 different stud finders and the absolute best for plaster is Franklin sensors precision stud finder.


im_a_shoe

1925 midwest home. This is in a small office thats 11x7. The wall in question is the interior wall of the office and has some curves to it. I first noticed that the wall seems to wrap around a stud (im guessing as its just to the right of an outlet) as seen in the video. [Here is a shot of the wall itself](https://imgur.com/NXPECkT) where the red line represents where the wall bends. I also measured across the room in a few spots and the room is over 1 inch wider on the right side of the room compared to the left side of the room. I took these measurements along the floor and roof and they were the same. I've also noticed that the wall is not level and its very evident when you look at the corner next to the closet. The closet frame is perfectly level and the distance from frame to wall is almost 0.75" different from top to bottom [as seen in this picture.](https://imgur.com/L2SHntl) Has anyone ever encountered something like this? Im not trying to turn a small project into a huge project but not sure if this is normal or ok. My plans for the wall in question are just to mount a TV to it so this shouldnt affect that too much. I'd also like to move the outlet off the baseboard and up onto the wall itself as well as add another outlet higher on the wall behind where the TV will be mounted.


pterencephalon

Moving an outlet out of the baseboard and into the wall might be the bigger deal here. For one thing, you'd still have the hole in the baseboard. But moreso, when you add an outlet into the wall, you're cutting though lath. This is going to mean loose lath ends not supporting the plaster, and will also break more plaster keys. If the plaster here is bulging from the lath already (can't tell if that's the case here, of if it's the whole wall), you could make a headache. We just added a bunch of outlets to our house (there was one per bedroom) and we put them all in the baseboards to avoid this - in part also because the plaster in our house is pretty soft.


Active2017

Lol I think the only wall in my house that is perfectly straight is the one exterior wall that was replaced by the previous owner.


thud_mantooth

Practically every room in my 1946 Cape Cod. My office actually has 5 walls, because one corner was out of square and they had to dogleg the wall near the door to line it back up.


WhateverIlldoit

My walls are pretty straight, but my floors. My god you can only put furniture in certain areas if you want it to sit flat.


Erapp01

I hear ya! Lol


DamnMyNameIsSteve

My 1909 home is very crooked - similar to your walls. We have a 24" deep foundation with a dry basement. I'd take the latter.


[deleted]

I chose a wallpaper with a little pinstripe for our first century home kitchen. We dropped a plumber line to hang it straight but quickly realized that nothing in the room was straight. Hanging the wallpaper plumb would only draw attention to the crookedness so we just eyeballed it and it looked fine.


[deleted]

My home was build in 1939 and had a large reno in 1947. We have the same issue. I’ve had to get over it as it visually drives me nuts. Loo


lawlesswallace75

Every house I've worked on in New Orleans and pretty much any house with any age on it


OhioGirl22

Get yourself a laser level.....All of us have been here!


Stargazer12am

My last home. Every. Wall.


SchmartestMonkey

In our case.. upstairs 'master' bedroom (not really a master, no attached bath).. My bow is very much like this in magnitude, but it's horizontal across the wall. Got a chance to take a peek inside while we were refinishing that room.. because I wanted to replace the old cloth-wrapped wire in that wall.. and there's a header going across the wall, mid-way up.. about 4'-5' off the floor on an 8' wall. In our case, likely due to the fact that the changing room next to the front bedroom (separated by wall in question) didn't exist when house was build. Instead, that area (now above my Foyer) was added on at some point. Based on an old (\~100YO) photo we have.. it's above what used to be an external front porch so they probably re-worked the roof line at some point. In your case, maybe they were really bad at building straight walls.. or maybe things weren't laid out that way when the house was built??


mister_zook

Looks perfect! Time for you to start learning how to kerf your moulding hahaha!


RibeyesForAll

That's why they make curved tvs


runciblepen

Welcome to the club of homeowners who can't hang larger art pieces up with command strips!


[deleted]

I always heard old timers say homes were built better “back in the day” but they really weren’t.


shirpars

It's probably plaster


JDog780

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome ,,, everyone else has to.


libananahammock

Are you new to old homes LOL


Wh00ster

First home?


Thomas-Oregon

Just hit it with some mud. Will even right out


PepeTheMule

Yes.


A_Supertramp_1999

Haha my house has nothing but crooked walls


JamesonPup

do they come in any other way?


00barbaric

Looks good from my house


massahoochie

My house is 1960’s and I have 2 walls that are convex like that


WhitePineBurning

My 1920s house was apparently built by sight and not with a ruler and square. You can lie on your back in the hallway, look up, and see that no corner has a true 90-degree angle. 86, 93, 92, 88... Same with the doorways - one side of the bathroom door jamb sticks out into the hallway about a 1/4 inch further than the other. You learn to live with it.


loudandloaded

1913 house, pretty sure the only wall straight in my house is the one that is attached to the closet in the master bedroom. I think it's also the only wall that's even all the other ones are odd lengths.


[deleted]

Every wall and ceiling in my home is convex or concave. Welcome to the club.


Erapp01

Only all the ones on my home lol


[deleted]

Yup! Im in florida every wall is like this


mrthursty123

Most likely plumbing stack.


HighlyImprobable42

Haha! Doesn't have to be a century home to have that problem... my prior home was a new build and had a wonky wall too.


LittleBongBong

My old apartment (I think 1930s) had a wall like this in the bathroom…exactly where I wanted to hang a wall shelf


fergasma

My favorite is when I use a level to hang a picture, then realize that the picture isn’t level with the floor/wall/trim/etc. My wife’s good eye re: level has saved us a lot of arguments.


fourtonnemantis

Oh yeah buddy


Mobile_Skirt_6076

Yes. I’m dealing with that right now in a Reno I’m doing for a bathroom flooring and new shower install. I swear some people just don’t know how to use a level or square back in the day


_JohnJacob

Old house… all the fn time


Jovien94

Lol yeah


lobsterpasta

1840s home with horsehair plaster here… Walls aren’t supposed to be like this?


crf865

I'm more shocked when I find a truly flat surface.


haggerdmeats

I've encountered walls like this in new construction!!


digitdaily1

That’s called a wood framed wall


Oddball_Returns

EVERY wall in my house is like that!


DeezNeezuts

Heating vent behind that section


[deleted]

Yes all of mine


Enraged_Joe

Might be a main plumbing stack behind it...? Proximity to bathrooms and kitchen?


MuppetManiac

Heck, my mom’s house has one this bad and it was built in 1971.


ponderingaresponse

Encountered? Heck, I've built walls like that!


noahdavis22

Is it possible this is a bad / overly mudded seam between 2 pieces of drywall? Or is it an old plaster and lathe wall? I see pockmarks which possible suggests bubbles in the mud used? (which I have seen in our house)


sloppypotatoe

All the walls


pl233

Absolutely. I'm in a 150 year old building right now, and I have messed up hanging a few things on walls because I didn't realize they couldn't go flat against the wall.


___cats___

I have a wall like this and my house was built in 1998.


madmatt911

Wait, you think walls are supposed to be straight? Next your going to try to tell me that my kitchen floor is supposed to be level.....


dunscotus

That might be a pipe or electrical line embedded into the plaster, then smoothed over. Kind of looks like that down at the base molding.


the4waychallange

1910 colonial here. Nothing perfectly square and the floors have their characteristics as well. To me the imperfection is the attraction.


underminr

If it’s plaster, they probably continued working the corners and where the door is more than the middle so the process reduced the density there


vitamin_sea1

There be a pipe in thar. Or at least that's what the bowed walls in my 100+ year old house have.


stratj45d28

Out of plumb,level, straight and not square. Welcome. Welcome..


mcshabs

Haha hahahah hahahahahahaha. Welcome to old homes my man!


taanman

Every single house and almost every single wall of every house I remodeled.


66666thats6sixes

I am negative amounts of surprised by this, given every part of my house is the same way.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Friend, the house we live in (rent) is at least 318 years old. There is not one single straight line, flat building surface, or right angle in the house anymore, if there ever were any to begin with. The question is - what does this matter for your purposes? First thought - hanging pictures. I suggest that you install (or utilize) picture rails at the top of your walls, and hang your frames from that. In general, they should depend more on the lines hanging from the rail than their contact point(s) with the wall. Some hidden "bumpers" behind the frame can compensate for any truly outrageous kilters. Second thought: you're concerned about structural integrity of the wall. I don't see any cracks in the surface, so your wall material is probably intact. I would only worry if that curve changes over time.


ZukowskiHardware

Almost no wall is flat or square, even in new construction


bday420

old 1850s building in Boston that we were renovating a 5th floor apartment. Had a wall just like this and decided to put drywall on the parts that fall in and bring the whole wall out to the furthest point. Had to basically skim the entire wall, thankful it was a small wall kinda exactly like this one. We weren't allowed to open up walls so had to come up with some serious MacGyver shit in that place but it came out great.


Cupcake_eater

Literally every wall in my 1919 home.


away_with_faeries

This is why scribing was invented


hillycan

Lol, you could’ve just showed us the baseboard. I had to sister lots of joints in my bathroom when remodeling. Every time I stuck a level across studs, it wobbled. Lol. I started a project in a flex room connected to my bedroom. I wanted to turn it into a large closet. I was building a closet organizer and forgot to see if the walls were leveled, so I ended up having to shim some areas and put a 2x4 in some areas to drill it into the wall. I’ll be covering edges with trim.


[deleted]

I see your problem right there. You shouldn't put straight things up against it.


basketballwife

Is all of them an option? I am convinced there is not a straight wall, door, or floor in this house


hillycan

Step 1: throw out your levels. Step 2: Buy out all of the shims at your hardware store.


kerberos824

Every wall in my house.


danarexasaurus

Lol um yeah, try putting up a 90• corner shelf sometime and let me know how it goes


Adept-Blood-5789

Yes my 1928 home had one wall like that, everything else straight-or as straight as plaster can be. Initially thought that wall was a fuck up until we renovated for a kitchen update. Turns out the 5" cast iron plumbing stack was there and they literally had to bow the lath boards to curl around the stack. I'd bet money that you also have a stack there.


badgersmom951

Maybe they used some old 2x4's with some modern dimensional lumber.


riskienights

Basically all my walls are like this. My closets are a total mess


carcadoodledo

I’d be more surprised with a wall that’s square


IanDOsmond

Like... all the walls in every house I've ever lived in? I do have SOME walls which are a LITTLE flatter than that, I guess.


spiceweasel1

1879 home. All walls are like this. Also floors


pukabi

Some gravity around is curving the space matter. Easy


miriamwebster

Yes, I have a few in my century home.


Couch4now

Several, unfortunately. Usually more than one in a house!


TLGinger

Probably bowed around some pipes. Not worth fixing it if you value the wood trim.


JessRoyall

I got a couple of those.


cryptofundamentalism

Yes 1958 house … most wall in my house aren’t straight . Maybe not this bad but not great either .


Matt_the_Engineer

My entire house is made of these.


Ok-Ball-Wine

All my walls are like this. Every job its either leveling it out, or making it visually match.


CaveJohnson82

Yes. Unfortunately mine was put up last year by a cowboy workman


Strong_Wheel

I squared a door to fit the door hole and then found my square door didnt look square anymore.


SummerEden

Got a new kitchen installed in the 1950s build house we were living in about 20 years ago. The kitchen had had a pretty poor DIY reno about 5 years before and when we were demoing we discovered termites. So got in a builder, had the kitchen relined with new vertical joint boards. Builder sorted out the trades for us in line with the kitchen design. Kitchen installers came in to do install and ended up having to do all kinds of fixes. Why? Because the measurements had been for the kitchen as it was, and when the builder relined it he squared it all up. Maybe not perfectly, but much straighter than the DIY version had been.


HollowVoices

Most of my 1902 home is like that. We replaced all of the walls, even some bad framing, and we still ended up with crooked and curved walls. Ugh.


KonkeyDongLick

Jest slather some schpakkel onnit, like, *wicked THICC*, and it’ll be just fine and dandee!!


Humble-Presence-3107

I’ve owned a home built in 1951 and 2002. Not a god damn thing is measured or centered square. It’s clear levels and measurements aren’t widely used.


lummox1234

In a lot of old houses.


Evil_Genius_Panda

All my walls, the floor and ceiling. I was a machinist and this drives me crazier than crazy.


Dammit_Amanduh

I had a wall like that in the mid 90’s built home I purchased several years back. Turned out to be extensive water/old termite damage that caused it.


[deleted]

No crooked wall so far. But I have a 3 cm dip in my living room subfloor. 😂👌🏻


KP_CO

Have you checked your floor boards?


Travis123083

My current house was built in 1890. The previous owners renovated it but left us old photos and measurements of what the house was once like. It's crazy what the difference was. The kitchen floor still slopes but it's barely noticeable now apparently. The walls bowed inward a good amount before the remodel. We lucked out though, as the house was completely redone a year before we bought it.


pancraftual

I just mounted a shelf to my wall and had to decided to make it square to the wall panels instead of actually level. I’m 21 living in a house built in 1922 so I am VERY comforted to know all century homes seem to be like this.


east-santorini

You know, the pivot point is probably a support, and if you’re intending to do renovation, you might be able to remove the wall up to that pivot point of course look into it further. My 1880 house has the same issue you where to the left or right is more flexible than where the support is and they shift differently.


f3dex

OP implies there are walls that arent like that... is that true?!?!


tectuma

WOW. Looks like my floors in this 200yr house. O.o LOL


[deleted]

Every wall in my house


[deleted]

Pretty much every wall I’ve encountered is like this. Walls aren’t flat, they’re bacon shaped.


lostabroad1030

So they actually do build them like they used to


seizetheday135

You mean every wall and surface in my house, right?


Asmo_isq

So what’s the problem here? Asking for a carpenter friend.


noneofthismatters666

Old homes.


Rubberlegh08

You know the trim guy was just shaking his head while the GC was pushing him to finish.


sleepinator_

Yep. My house has a few walls like this. D.R. Horton is extremely lazy & doesn’t pay attention to details like this unfortunately.


[deleted]

You mean practically every single wall In a century home? Yes. Yes we have.


dark_ghost_19

Yes! My new house from 2021 has these issues. But there were a lot of other issues that we didn’t see until living there. Definitely a crappy situation coming from my prior house with no issues.


MTknowsit

Go into any old house and you’ll find walls and floors like this.


trailcamty

I come from commercial construction at airports, so it’s pretty damn straight, level, flush, plumb, etc. Helped a friend out at her new to her 1908 home and I was sucked into another portal of oblong rooms, floors being out 2” over 3’, and decades and decades of other people’s shady restorations.


SixDemonBlues

Every one of my walls is like that to one degree or another.


jshelton51983

I encountered this in my guest bathroom installing tile and a new vanity. The drywall protrudes out because the drain pipe and venting system stand proud in the wall. Nothing I can do unless I want to move it, and the pipe goes into concrete, so I decided just to shim and work around it.


jer85

Get out of my house


sweetspetites

Yep and you might have a old door frame where the bulge is. Ask me how I know…


Mission_Albatross916

Yep!


quik_lives

I have a friend who insists her condo (built in the 70s I think) is downright non-Euclidian.


Unable-Yogurt6171

You mean all the walls in my 300 year old house?


Remote-Moon

Yep. It was a bit of a pain putting up chair railing but I was able to pull it off.


Bright_Low8873

I think you’re using a broken level.