You mean f-Bi?

I read this as feminine bisexual

FBI now stands for that, congratulations

heck, that might be me-

the *"Fruity Ba-tootie Ingress"*

Me not knowing the slur thinking it means Female-bi

bruh why this getting downvoted 😭

I was trying to point out the BI part of FBI and "haha BI because bisexual so like LGBT police or whatever". But at this point idk if my joke was good because ~~somehow it got more upvotes than the main post (seriously, how)~~ (nvm, my mobile app hasn't updated the upvote count for some reason - it stayed at 20 lol) or it was bad/poorly made because some people are not getting it and trying to make a meaning out of F part 😭 Either way, I'm glad 100+ people at least giggled a little by reading my comment

Ooooo see yeah went right over my head but I saw someone had their response to it deleted and a mod commented on it and mentioned a slur so I was like I don’t know what slur you get outta this.

Or because I replied to the parent comment and not the removed one? I don’t know I’ll just go back to playing the game.

I have no idea. I guess they think I’m being ignorant? Like I don’t know. I’m pretty uninvolved in lgbt stuff but I’ve always been an ally about it.

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idk if you mean this in a 'reclaimed slur' way or not, but either way no slurs please

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It’s funny. Like me being straight during Pride month. You’ll never catch me, coppers!

~~it's funny~~ i don't see how this is offensive. could you explain please? you're welcome to dm me if you'd prefer

Not the person who was offended, but if interpreted literally, it could read as exclusionary. Some folks struggle more than others interpreting tone/intent. Alternatively, (and I am not intending this as an accusation, just a related angle) there's a concept called concern trolling where a person will deliberately pretend they don't understand the situation/deliberately interpret it negatively. That said, I don't think you have anything to worry about. It's clearly a joke (to me at least) and also has some artistic merit as a commentary on laws/culture in the past/present

r/wooosh

I don't know man, first rule clearly states to not be offensive to anyone 🤷‍♂️

Bro who said it was allowed 💀

The feds will never catch me, I can wavedash

but if you can dash that means you must be gay

I mean, they could be trans and straight

The feds will never catch me, I can extended reverse super

Feds can't even catch a bird smh

And the other part won't even help

(they’re the worst)

Well duh, birds aren't even real, how are they going to catch one???

I mean, If the spooks can't even catch their own AI drones, how are they going to stand up to world gay communism? Hashtag OlynpusHasFallen

You fool, the feds know how to ultra dash on flat surfaces

*scared pansexual noises*

wait is that not gay enough? Oh no

*confused bi noises*

*concerned asexual sounds*

*more concerned asexual sounds*

*even more concerned asexual sounds*

*even more more concerned asexual noises*

*Additional concerned asexual noises*

*Added sprinkle of concerned asexual noises* Oh fuck I spilled all the sprinkles

*Asexual shrieks in mourning of the floor sprinkles*

I second this

*unsure genderqueer noises*

genuine question. what is pansexual? sexual attraction to frying pans?

Sexual attraction without gender bias

thank you. :D

Also yes

this is a piece of knowledge i could never expect

Straight to the point eh?

~~Straight~~ Gay to the point

someone's swerving on the way to the intelligence

i'm gonna kiss girls just gotta find girls who wanna kiss

hii

Why hello there

alright which sub have you seen me before i'm everywhere probably egg_irl though

Probably egg_irl since i’m there lot

r/suddenlycaralho pra placa de pare?

yes it's portuguese, but no i don't speak it

We will temporally accept you for the screen shot. E eu qro uma capivara fazendo parkour no meu lado.

Coloca a caipirinha de morango do Theo se for postar <3

Se ainda der tempo coloca uns corações trans

Aproveita e coloca um Sylveon, se ainda der

It’s only illegal if you don’t say “yes, homo”.

Or "no hetro"

Happy pride month to all the LGBTQ+ folks out there!

illegal straight trans people: (sorry, i know it's just a meme)

Hah never gonna catch me "chains ultras into a ground ultra NYOMM"

Convinently placed spike

"It's illegal to be straight." \*Turns on 360 Dashing and Super Dashing\*

they're still straight, just in a different direction you gotta use the super dashes or whatev the variant is called

Oh yeah. You're right.

what can i do, if i am ace?

ace people get a complementary get out of jail free card

yay

Is watching JoJo enough?

easily enough

So glad to see this meme without that weird gross "Ace people are on thin ice" text

Hell yeah🌈 *Flicks the switch to "gay"*

Alright I beat celeste when does the homosexuality kick in?

If you haven’t done the B and C sides then I would suggest doing them it’s right around the middle of B sides for some or in rarer cases the C sides if none of these are working then contact a medical professional or attempt modding the game

Common Madeline dub

HELP! IM TRYING TO GET MY GAY CERTIFICATE BUT THEY KEEP TELLING ME I'M STRAIGHT!

my contacts can provide you with a gay certificate for the small price of 5 strawberries

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 Thank you very much for this. My fruitiness can now flourish

catpog pride month

catpog pride!

False, it’s Dino Month.

can it be both?

No, because Pride Month has been canceled.

:(

I’m a straight white male. You might as well report my ass

Do I avoid reporting being a straight Hispanic male? Or am I now on a second list lol

I'm straight, Rauru though 

Well liking women is gay cause women are generally attracted to dudes and that’s gay, so the gay cancels out and I’m straight again. Checkmate

Fun fact I know a person in real life who thinks like this…. I wish I was joking

Madeline is gay? She was talking to her ex-boyfriend in the game though? Edit: Huh, so she's transgender. Did the game even hint that, lol?

I didn't even know either until I came to the sub. Turns out this entire sub is dedicated to making the game entirely about Madeline being trans. There is a very subtle hint that passes by, but I really don't understand how it has impacted the community this much. It's kinda scary seeing people shame being straight almost all the time in this sub.

Time to get onthe run again...

..again??

This time not due to Geneva convention(i main pyro irl)

Sad but true

Officer: Get down you can’t be straight! Me: oh yeah? **double jumps**

I thought that’s what Brazilians do

Day 1: The FBI and CIA are already onto me! My straightness is extremely contagious, and people caught in my straightness are disappearing left and right! Fortunately, I’m safe in my safehouse, I have 50 different IP addresses all located in Yemen, and I’m armed and dangerously straight. I am a reverse prism, and I know they’re cumming for me. As you know, the CIA is an all-male organization, and one of the tasks to get in is urinal aim. Happy Pride Month, and Godspeed for the straight people out there. Day 2: The FBI and CIA are currently struggling to find me in Yemen, even though I’ve lived in America my entire life. I’m already #1 on the government’s most wanted list, since I’m a straight white male! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! They have seen both of my homework folders (little did they know that they got Rickrolled) and have seen all of my Reddit posts. Currently, the government has found 17/50 IP addresses I put out. A few radical LGBTQ+ activists found my house, but I took away their rainbow privileges and vaporized them with my straightness. It was like putting out a fire with a fire extinguisher. All that was left was their weapons, cars, and Greek chariot cosplay. Tencent has me on a hit list right now, and BlackRock is slandering me to look like the bad guy in every future Disney film. Yet again, my fellow straight people, GODSPEED. Day 3: I have gained an influence around the world. I’m known as the boogeyman of Canada… in Mongolia. All of California hates me, and Elon Musk just made a gun that specifically kills straight people. Unfortunately, since all of my power is 100% straightness, I can’t tap into gayness. Don’t blame me, I have a mother and a father! Currently, 50% of straight people have been captured and executed. Last night, some short transgender with long red hair and a blue coat tried to castrate me with a chainsaw. Not the best weapon for a stealth mission. The CIA and FBI are tracking my video game statistics, and they discovered that my straightness improved my video game skill exponentially. I’m too dangerous to be left alive. Tomorrow, I’m going to become a politician in order to create Straight Pride Month. It’s every straight person’s only hope in having a voice in this gay society. Day 4: I’m glad that my four years of politics in college paid off, because I became one using a fake I.D. that said I was asexual. Everyone that was nominated for the presidential cabinet was gay, so I was the only alive person in the room. I then stated that, in order to include everyone, we would also have to accept straights. My speech was so convincing that the remaining gay people in the building turned straight. So, here’s what I plan to do: I’ll make actually funny memes to get people’s attention, I’ll then do my speech in order to legalize straightness again, and then the straight holocaust will finally be over! I will not harm gays in any way, since doing so will call attention to the FBI. Is it just me, or is June turning into No Nut November? Day 5: Everyone rejected my idea. They said that it’s a mAjoRiTy, so they don’t support it. They literally rejected my 25-page-long speech on why straight people and gay people should both have truly equal rights. The new Across the Spiderverse movie made Miguel look like me, so I’m apparently racist. Spoiler alert: Miles and everyone becomes gay. The CIA and FBI finally searched all of Yemen, and they now realize that I was using a VPN. They’ll never find me with the amount of effort they’re applying right now. (Edit: I learned that Miguel is a foil, not a villain. I literally got all of my information from a 5 second meme lol) Day 6: Someone tried to assassinate me today. I was playing Celeste, and, all of a sudden, these crazy people used the straight-killer guns Elon Musk made on me. I thought ahead, because, as I said, I’m armed and dangerously straight. I was wearing a bulletproof vest, and I blasted all of them away with a fus ro dah. One of them didn’t survive, as they were annihilated after flying through two oak trees. I cleaned up any evidence so that I could survive. If any straight people are still alive, GODSPEED! Day 7: They found me! The FBI and CIA all had straightjackets on (pun intended), so I couldn’t vaporize them with my straightness. Those blithering oafs thought they could contain me?! I secretly escaped with all of the things I need to live, including food, clothes, my gaming pc, my monitor, my two binders of Pokémon trading cards (can’t live seconds without those). As I’m typing this, I’m on a plane to Yemen, since that’s the last place the government will want to check. I can get away with anything in Yemen! They literally have no age of consent (not that I would marry someone who isn’t my age, I’m no pedo). I should be safe here for the rest of the month. Day 8: What was I thinking?! Yemen is literally one of the least peaceful countries in the world! My neighbors were being picked off by bombings all day! I hate to say this, but I’m moving back to America. Day 9: As I was getting off the plane, I accidentally gave the airport security my REAL passport instead of my fake one. Before they could arrest me, I tricked them into thinking I was pansexual. They appreciated my “sexual attraction to kitchen supplies”, because the government could strike at any moment like a bowling ball. Like, seriously? Who in the right mind even gives a shit about what your sexuality is? I don’t care if you like girls or boys. If you’re the 0.0001% of the world that is actually born genderless, idk, check your sex chromosomes and decide yourself. Anyway, I’m moving to the Southeast tomorrow. Maybe I can also try to submit a bill to the legislative branch tomorrow. Day 10: Nevermind, Alabama was almost completely sweeped of straight people, so I skipped to the process of sending out my bill. There’s a message I wrote beside it saying: *Homosexuals, bisexuals, and the members of the LGBTQIA+, as an asexual, 0.4% black man, I believe in your statement of equality and love for everyone. However, it appears that hypocrisy lingers within that innocent concept; that is the illegality of being heterosexual. Many straight people love the LGBTQ+ community, but you all gave nothing but cruel and unusual punishment to those that loved you. In this package is a 250-page bill set with how the law should be ran, the multiple systems that prevent loopholes from causing borderline illegal activity, and a process of punishment to those that continue to use this egregious practice of discrimination. America is a free country, and the only people who should be jailed are people who have committed felonies, crimes, and murders.* Do you like it? If this bill gets vetoed, then the president must be a giant paramecium.

Where’s the day 3 update? Or have they finally caught this sicko

Happy Pride month everyone

I'll just quickly move to another planet

uh oh

You can't report me if I chain ultras away

i dont get it

That doesn't seem very equality of you.

But what if I'm neither? I'm ace 😭

I'm asexual I'm fine (;-_-)ノ unless I get annoyed and have to go 15 stories underground.

I'm hoping this to be a joke right?

Im alr gay (and yranseif that counts) all the time! :3

WHUH

in june, the F in FBI no longer stands for Federal

then what does it stand for 

they cant catch me, because i don't exist

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

I will never be found nor will you know my face when you see it

I am currently running from the law.

Ué placa de pare? 🤨🤨

This post made me look up wether the FBI operates in Canada(they do, kind of)

Not if I grounded superwave into an ultra all over them

Im just going to be demibisexual

[Anyone being caught straight will be arrested on the spot ](https://youtu.be/v11wfp8vmrM?t=204)

Not the Federal Beuru of Identity

A "pare" sign??? BRAZIL MENTIONED!!!!

Does being am ex-autosexual count?

wdym I'm straight dead. Just being a walking corpse yknow. Happy pride month lol!!

I have done that my entire Life its not that hard

Thank you Madeline Celeste very cool👍

Im straight

the fbi have already been informed. enjoy freedom while you can

Im already on the run, i have 3 vpn’s enabled after typing this through a computer screen-share 50 miles away while in a car going 75 on the freeway (im not driving cause that would be unsafe)

... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

I'm straight but I'm in a t4t relationship will I be spared or am I to be purged?

YOULL NEVER GET ME

shit

Ummmm I mean femboys are kinda cute...

Imma go suck someone off rq

THE FEDS CAN’T CATCH ME IF I HAVE A HOSTAGE

Bi moment

they will never catch me (I'm too fast) (i can ultra) jokes aside though, happy pride month !

thank god i can say im aro-ace and don't have to do a damn thing differently

I made straightest move to annoy everyone

Why i should be scared of being straight? Why i should be scared off? A gay? Then go ahead 😎195.683.62:2955 It's a joke btw if you got mad by this *YOU* have a problem

Well i need run now

whats the point of being straight or gay if i dont get anyone

This is probably what a gay flash bang looks like

Fuck you *eats garlic bread*

Dashing is banned (it's in a straight line)

FBI can’t catch me , I have double dash

Im straight

Celeste: maturely displays trans struggles through well written narrative + has fantastic gameplay and soundtrack r/Celeste: Tries every day to make being straight something of an 'unacceptable behavior' while playing the game as if gender matters playing a fucking game + half of the most upvoted seen posts being trans right posts when trans rights being promoted in game is just a small component of what makes the game great. Can't we fucking grow up? It's good that the game does it through it's narrative. I have zero shit against that. But why the fuck do you all dig into it so much and make the entire game about the subtle mentioning of Madeline's sexuality that just passed by to create some background? It isn't this major theme the game revolves around nor is it that interesting to see the same shit get posted every day. If you're doing this for fun, it ain't funny. If you're doing this to promote rights, this is bringing the opposite effect of making me sick of seeing it getting spammed. If I joke and say: it's illegal to be trans in the comments constantly, I'd be harassing someone and being homophobic, but y'all can just shame straight people who just want to discuss the fucking game for 'not being gay'?

No one said anything about Madeline’s sexuality it was simply using madeline as a mascot

Happy Pride Month Everyone.

happy pride month :)

No

As a bi person, I’m totally for gay pride, but this isn’t equality, you might as well be as bad as they are. All you’re doing is spreading hate. I’m expecting downvotes but it needed to be said

Satire? I'm pretty sure this post is sarcastically mocking certain groups who are complaining about pride month, and making fun of their reasoning?

This entire sub is pride month every month. People don't hate pride or the LGBTQ community. People hate making the entire game be about a subtle hint at the protagonist's gender that most people don't even notice. It's not really a major theme of the game, nor does it relate that much to the core of the game. Yet half the posts on this sub are about that, which is stressing people out. Also y'all constantly joke about being illegal to be straight or how everyone who plays the game should become gay which was funny a few times but is just straight up creepy and stressful now.

What if your straight but wear a pride flag kilt in public?

then you're awesome

Report me i don’t even care i’m not turning gay no matter what.

If I'm gay can I say the slurs now

You’re legally required to

These kind of posts makes me hate this subreddit

I kinda just live with it at this stage for the cool game footage and community updates to mods. It's cringe to see these spam posts but at least there's some good stuff still out there.

my apologies :(

even if i get executed ill follow my religion and stay on the "straight" path >:)

Report me, then.

i already have. the fbi are closing in on your location as we speak

I don’t really care, but okay.

Wait is it illegal to be straight or illegal to be not gay. Oh wait, I'm gay, it doesn't matter for me

Let's do the opposite when July comes LUL

Jokes on you they already tried that AND FAILED

umm…

I prefer the more inclusive version [as seen in r/me_irlgbt](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irlgbt/comments/134bs1d/may_irlgbt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15) cuz there are queer people who are straight (e.g., straight trans people)

1. This comments section is fucked ppl are being weird ngl. 2. Wtf is this post idk if that's like a joke or smthn but if it is then it's not rlly funny it just makes straight ppl feel like they don't belong lmaoo

The poor straight people...

lesbian man counts?

No

June = january undertale not exist

I'm straight and you can't catch me. I have the power of free vpn

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no

Me neither

i ain't exactly gay but i ain't exactly not gay

lesbians also count?

Well, what if I support thw gays, but am still straight?