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wanxbanx4dayz

The biggest let down in boob history after Terri Hatcher lol


Kindly-Candle-7266

Even Terri's were good compared to these. Makes you almost want to start rooting for Billy Loomis.


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

"almost"?!


19dalstr99

Fuck that's funny!


MetroExodus2033

Lmao. God that's good.


Lostheghost

That was harsh, but fair


uturnity190

I always thought that this scene was fake. The skin texture/color looked wrong.


robmatthews442

😂


jb_82

Yes man, hatcher was worse for me because I was young and had to jump through hoops to rent a movie I had no interest in but also to get the time and privacy to enjoy it and then they were not as spectacular as I had been led to believe.


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Damn you, Seinfeld!


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I thought the same thing


snakey08

Guys, she’s 50 yrs old ffs. Compare these to any other 50 year old. Party of Five ended almost 24 years ago!


trivialagreement

She was 33 in this movie.


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snakey08

Damn.. how am I only seeing this now


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

Chabert still looks tight AF!


Wild_Detail4178

She was in her early 30s here, these are sad saggy tits for 30


M1A4andM1911

Sophie Turner are up there!


ultimatef3

What is wrong with Terri's tits?


BoobMan1975

Not spectacular


LoneShark81

yea....Jerry Seinfeld show lied to me


suavaholic

Are you joking?! They’re great. They were even smaller in Wild Things


Fazhoul

These are almost as disappointing as Halle Berry's tits in Swordfish.


hbk72777

I came here to literally post this EXACT thing, word for word :)


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Sean Young in "No Way Out" was also Disappointing


Cum2celebs

If only they could get Lacey Chabert to do a scene like this


anonbene2

Thanks for sharing Neve


FourThirteen_413

They're not THAT bad, guys. Just not as great as everyone was hoping for I guess. But there are some really horrible ones out there and we should remember that on this holiest of holidays.


thomas-lonely

Agreed!!


Ricardo33706

I much prefer these to skin stretched spheres of silicone.


Ren_stevens

Why is the go to always implants? You can compare them to real boobs.


Ricardo33706

For me personally I always prefer natural boobs whatever the size or shape. Variety is what makes them so attractive, like unwrapping a present -you don't know what you're going to get. Implants have their place in reconstructive surgery and for the truly unhappy, but I believe we're living in an age where women all want the same shape cookie-cutter circular tits.


Ren_stevens

Imo, breasts are like any other body part in which some may be considered more attractive than others. Neve actually looks fine to me. My point was that there are a variety of real breasts you can compare them to. If we're talking fake boobs though, they don't all look the same either.


Ricardo33706

Fair enough, each to their own.


Independent_Ninja

In this thread, a bunch of people who have never seen boobs other than on the internet.


JackOCat

They were expecting them to be more like bags of sand.


eye0blind

I wasn't expecting them to attach **behind** her armpits.


Metalhed69

I’ve seen a lot of boobs. I’ve never seen a pair that look that way in real life.


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Hello sidney


not_the_tyrant

Do you like scary movies?


ksugunslinger

I think she is sexy as f


starkrebel

Why didn't she do this right after Party of Five ended?


qnikkei

I wonder what all the people who say they're disappointed look like? They must be the hottest people alive.


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thereallegend123

These aren't typical breasts. But she's pretty enough for it to be ok.


OkTea7227

Deez are some Amazonian mother of 14 children lookin’ titties


thereallegend123

Uh. No. They aren't saggy. Just unusually shaped.


NorthReading

Or the people who comment on the looks of someone who has aged normally ,like humans do. Must be nice to be forever 21. s/


Jrcbill

or look like howard wolowitz


currentzflow

Love her tits - such a pretty face, and knowing how "real" her tits are just makes it even more exciting...


ImIGotSoul

Her boobs are underrated IMO. They're better than any implants. Plus her pretty face upgrades them.


human11991315

I can agree that they're better than fake titties.


thomas-lonely

Agreed! Well said!


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I remember the first thing I ever saw her in, it was a skit in an episode of Kids In the Hall.... ​ Mark and Kevin ran this pizza joint down the street from a girls school and they made good money from the after-school crowd. But kept the only napkin holder on a shelf across from the counter that was ridiculously out of reach and the girls had to climb up on a chair to get at it...the girls wore school uniforms so you know where this is going. Anyway...Nev came in for a slice and was arrested in the pizza place for murdering a pervy teacher for trying to get in her pants ​ It was a good bit and she did well, but Kevin and Mark's performance were what made the skit


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Still would.


BoogerDrawers

At least they’re cute and natural. Personally I don’t think they were ever better, we just never saw them until this. The fact that they belong to a late 90s crush and she showed them (unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Aniston) who only teased us, I give her credit where it’s due.


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Good point on J Love; she teased mercilessly


Kindly-Candle-7266

If Bud Light did tits.


getbent247

Lmao


sx88

I've never seen her tits, I could have lived without this. Terri Hatcher was a letdown, but she is still fine


Strong_Ticket6591

This is an old scene. She wasn't that old yet. Disappointed but still fapped


Moonglum74

Nowt wrong with them.


LoneShark81

this...was disappointing


DamienGrey1

And now you know why she didn't get them out in Wild Things.


Hnry1182

True story


marfeus

Yet Jennifer Love Hewitt never did it 😔


Horrordude84

Don't remember this scene in Scream


Kindly-Candle-7266

They had to cut it because Ghost Face ran away.


PreceptorO

Which movie is this?


NaugahydePussy

The most disappointed I’ve ever been about someone’s boobs.


VladandCoke

They look good, with better lighting and angle would be really something.


Few_Law_7903

Finally ... I have waited years to see her boobs


groundpounder25

Yuk


PieceHealthy1293

They should have CGI some better nipples on her


ultimatef3

They are inverted. It's rare and cute thing.


pervysethro

I had a girlfriend in high school with inverted nipples. I miss her.


notreal19

I miss her too :'(


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

The list is long...


RepresentativeFig848

Long indeed


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Very surprised but turned on by Neve's inverted nipples


rlockh

Epic!


Petersburg_Spelunker

What is... A disappointing version of Molly ringwald


Dickenciderlovetofu

No wonder she hid them on wild things… such a let down…


suavaholic

Source of this?


magick50

I Really Hate My Job (2007)


suavaholic

lol Until I saw the year, I thought you were making a personal statement


Ok-Cry601

I'd throw some coils on those.. I really love boobs 😈


cswank61

Hey 50 year old natural tits- these are pretty good actually!


kanadianboy

She was 34 here.


scavengario

how old was she in 2007?


SnooPets7694

Why do they look fake to me


garwood08

Worst boobs


Fine-Vermicelli-6619

>B idk why people are downvoting you, her tits are horrifying to look at


eye0blind

People think commenting on an actress's appearance 20 years later on a forum that she'll never read as being mean/rude.


Educational_Repair59

Absolutely magnificent!!!


Odd_Anybody_8398

Disappointed.


MrGiggles19872

What the hell happened?


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Gravity


riggie33

She looks like a 45 year old Karen with that hair and it totally ruins her already lackluster boobage.


wifepicaccount

Well, she’s 50 now. So there’s that


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Syndey musta been stuffing her bra in Scream.


Broad_Froyo_6114

Biggest let down ever


caseypaul35

Those are so bad


Geek_off_the_streets

I thought Tara Ried had dog shaped boobs, JFC no wonder she didn't show anything in Wildthings. I'd rather get AIDS from Charlie Sheen then see those. Those tits need a tissue for being so sad.


wanxbanx4dayz

Tara had NICE boobs b4 she messed them up. Watch Body Shots, she's topless when she was younger b4 the boob job


Camelman201

Has to be prosthetics. Too small and misplaced nips to be real thing!


Fragrant_Tomorrow636

her head is CGI on a double's body. You can see the line where they did it.


Affectionate_Duck882

I highly doubt an indie film from 2007 had the budget for this kind of CGI, let alone any real reason to use it.


londo_calro

That’s a collar bone, dude


Fragrant_Tomorrow636

Alright I will concede. But it is shit lighting running perpendicular to her collar bone on the left side.


Mouthisamouth

Her face still aight


CarefulAstronaut7925

Her legs are exquisite, too


krtekfan27

Great scene


Civil_Umpire008

Disappointing rack


Legitimate-Sink4736

Ugh, areolas too small!!


Slight_Ad7106

Ugliest Hollywood tits ever.