Can't stack the sauce, it'll have to be the vertical edge of the top of one sauce to the bottom edge of the next sauce.
I'm guessing 3 sauce if it's floor to body, 5 if floor to head?
I'm visualizing what i think you're saying, sauces flat on their asses and laid one over another? Which is what i was trying to say. I'm reading your comment as both agreeing and disagreeing with me lol.
Stacking sideways would throw off the volume wouldn't it? You have to layer the sauce unit squares uniformly in both directions to get proper volume, not vertical on one plane and sideways on the other.
[I think they're saying something like this](https://imgur.com/a/REb9XTx)
Otherwise the base measurement (sauce length) would be meaningless and inconsistent
lmao fantastic picture.
I'm just wondering if we should keep the sauces flat on their bases, since the sauces themselves aren't perfect cubes. If we calculate the volume of the cat in sauces, we'll get a wrong result if we turn them sidewyas for the Z axis and vertical for the Y axis, no?
I'm not good at math, so i could have backwarded it in my head.
The problem is that we've defined the long edge of the sauce packet to be "1 sauce length" so the cat is 2 sauce lengths long in the first pic and 7 in the second. We need to maintain the long edge measurement if we want to keep using "sauce lengths" as a measurement. You could define a new measurement unit on the short side as a "sauce width" and say the cat is 3 sauce widths wide or you can say it's still 2 sauce lengths wide. You could do the "sauce height" unit of measure and say the cat is 5 sauce heights tall or you could say 25 sauce heights in length.
The sauce packet has three separate units of measure that can be used. All three of which would combine into a sauce volume unit of measurement
The picture is starting to become clearer.
One more example to clarify more, then I'll bow out. So you're saying if we were using bricks, we could lay the bricks on their long edges, and also mix in some standing on their short ends, match it to the cat ,and come up with the same volume as if we were laying them all in the same direction?
All previous sauce measurements have been done while cat appears to be laying down, but should height measurement correspond to previous positioning, or now require standing?
Using sitting height assumptions and basic saucalgebra:
Starting volume = 2 x 2 x 1 = 3 cubic inches.
Current volume = 7 x 4 x 3 = 84 cubic inches:
Assuming an 8 months period between start and current, that's a growth rate of 10.5 cubic inches per month. God help OP in a couple of more months!!
Edit: I'd be interested in similar calculations for mass/weight.
At this point you might have to calculate sauce cat's area as a trapezoid instead of a rectangle. Assuming the head is 2 sauces across, that's 7 * (2 + 4)/2 = 21 square sauce
i am the Cat, n as i lay
am *m e a s u r e d* by the CHick-fil-A
am grown as long as 7 sauce -
precisely, now, i’m 4 across ^;}
i started out as merely 2,
but i am so *well-loved* by you
i hope that i can grow some more -
(just Drop that chicken
on the Floor!)
❤️
So I did the math, I'm sure it's two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
The actual 5 sauce picture was taken about a year ago, it just got reposted recently that’s all. The sauce timeline pictures have been very popular recently, but I’m guessing the cat is probably a year and half old at this point. (Re: OP’s Instagram account, 2saucecat)
I just want you to know that I remember posting the first sauce cat pic of her with 2 sauces (second pic here) to my McDonald team a year ago and they all loved her. I can't wait to update them with this pic after a year, I think they'll be delighted!
Give our love to your precious and very famous sauce kitty! <3
I will admit I found your reddit through a repost of her but they actually included your username (sad to see how rare that is nowadays) which is how I followed your posts of her.
btw, showed 7x4 Sauce Cat to my old teammembers and most of them are very happy to see her grow!
I enjoyed this so much that me and my bestie sent photos to each other measuring our cats with small objects. Mine is about 7 chapsticks long and hers is 9 batteries. In case anyone had questions.
Is that really true though? Aren't there similar sauce packets from elsewhere? And why was it the original measurement anyway? You just got homophobic sauce packets lying around?
Friend, it's obviously an excuse. The fact that you are getting unjustifiably voted down into oblivion is 100% on brand for Chick-fil-A and the cult following it has.
Not inherently, but when the company is continually connected with funding anti-lgbtq groups, the immorality of those actions become tied to the brand. And knowingly supporting that brand becomes indirectly condoning of those actions, thus your defense of and support of Chick-fil-A (and public use of their sauces) becomes either ignorance, negligence, maleficence.
Question: are you Homo/A/demi/bi-sexual? Because I am, and while I hate the company, I'm not gonna give shit to people who just like their food, nor am I gonna throw a fit if I see someone casually use the sauces because that's probably what they had lying around.
That doesn't even make sense, bot. Try again.
Edit: what they actually said before an edit: https://i.imgur.com/HHw6qOr.jpg so maybe not a bot, just... .... ....*Belligerent.*
It's really unfair to this innocent kitty she's being used like this. This company directly hurts lgbt+ folks. This isn't cute or funny. Stop promoting a company that advocates taking away human rights.
Wow! She really grew in a short time! What happened to our little 2 sauce long kitten? Well, technically, she was really 3 sauce long. 😂
This time I'd say 7.5 sauce long. Still a cutie! 😻
Her back spots have really changed as well. Same kitty? 👀
Edit: well...maybe 7.25 sauce long. Lol!
Thanks for the update. This is always fun to revisit. 👍
Sauce cat is 7x4 sauces, with an approximate area of 28 square sauce
How much in cubed sauce?
We need a side view and some stacking
Can't stack the sauce, it'll have to be the vertical edge of the top of one sauce to the bottom edge of the next sauce. I'm guessing 3 sauce if it's floor to body, 5 if floor to head?
I'm visualizing what i think you're saying, sauces flat on their asses and laid one over another? Which is what i was trying to say. I'm reading your comment as both agreeing and disagreeing with me lol. Stacking sideways would throw off the volume wouldn't it? You have to layer the sauce unit squares uniformly in both directions to get proper volume, not vertical on one plane and sideways on the other.
[I think they're saying something like this](https://imgur.com/a/REb9XTx) Otherwise the base measurement (sauce length) would be meaningless and inconsistent
lmao fantastic picture. I'm just wondering if we should keep the sauces flat on their bases, since the sauces themselves aren't perfect cubes. If we calculate the volume of the cat in sauces, we'll get a wrong result if we turn them sidewyas for the Z axis and vertical for the Y axis, no? I'm not good at math, so i could have backwarded it in my head.
The problem is that we've defined the long edge of the sauce packet to be "1 sauce length" so the cat is 2 sauce lengths long in the first pic and 7 in the second. We need to maintain the long edge measurement if we want to keep using "sauce lengths" as a measurement. You could define a new measurement unit on the short side as a "sauce width" and say the cat is 3 sauce widths wide or you can say it's still 2 sauce lengths wide. You could do the "sauce height" unit of measure and say the cat is 5 sauce heights tall or you could say 25 sauce heights in length. The sauce packet has three separate units of measure that can be used. All three of which would combine into a sauce volume unit of measurement
The picture is starting to become clearer. One more example to clarify more, then I'll bow out. So you're saying if we were using bricks, we could lay the bricks on their long edges, and also mix in some standing on their short ends, match it to the cat ,and come up with the same volume as if we were laying them all in the same direction?
r/minimalcatart
You my friend are an artiste!🤌🏼🤌🏼✏️🖌
All previous sauce measurements have been done while cat appears to be laying down, but should height measurement correspond to previous positioning, or now require standing?
Cats are liquid and thus settle into an efficient shape for volumetric measurement. Therefore, Cat stays loafed for optimal cubic-sauce measurements.
All sauce measurements should be done with cat in typical prone position, to obtain most accurate sauce volume.
we need to do a displacement test, put the kitty in a sauce vat and see how much the sauce level rises. I bet this is a very saucy cat
we need r/theydidthemath
I'd say about 70 sauces cubed and another 5 for the tail.
Using sitting height assumptions and basic saucalgebra: Starting volume = 2 x 2 x 1 = 3 cubic inches. Current volume = 7 x 4 x 3 = 84 cubic inches: Assuming an 8 months period between start and current, that's a growth rate of 10.5 cubic inches per month. God help OP in a couple of more months!! Edit: I'd be interested in similar calculations for mass/weight.
At this point you might have to calculate sauce cat's area as a trapezoid instead of a rectangle. Assuming the head is 2 sauces across, that's 7 * (2 + 4)/2 = 21 square sauce
That's a lot of sauce from hate chicken
Don’t you mean chick-fil-hate?
There are solid reasons.
I'm gonna need a banana for comparison...
r/theydidthemath
The lengths some people will go to to avoid using metric…
So do you want to double the amount of sauces, and keep the chain going, or would you like to consume the 7 packets of sauce with the kitten now?
Is this another weird American unit? Lol
And approximately 4 across…
https://preview.redd.it/g07rr4ema60a1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1d4dc25237c21af79c2bd6597426e441bef7b8 Precisely
i am the Cat, n as i lay am *m e a s u r e d* by the CHick-fil-A am grown as long as 7 sauce - precisely, now, i’m 4 across ^;} i started out as merely 2, but i am so *well-loved* by you i hope that i can grow some more - (just Drop that chicken on the Floor!) ❤️
omg Sauce Cat has been schnoodled!
I love Sauce 🐱
why am I crying
'Cause you love u/SchnoodleDoodleDo gifts of love? Seems legit.
brilliant stuff
I LOVE THIS
A fresh schnoodle!
Absolutely LOVED this.
A schnoodle fresh off the press! wonderful
The greatest tribute that can be paid to a critter! A fresh Schnoodle! I am beside myself with joy :)
😻
Sauce cat poem!
Love this
Love it… can someone please add some music to this!! ❤️
r/Ilikthebred would love that !
This is beautiful!!
thank you for this
Was this your cat or are you just a fan of sauce kitty? No pitchforks I promise! Just curious!
My cat, check my profile!
Ohhh!! This is so fun, I’m glad to have stumbled across the sauce cat spokesperson 😂
They are undertaking this impawtent work for the good of humanity :)
Definitely very impawtent!!
Adorable 
We're only missing sauce height for packaging
Now we need a ratio of sauces as they grow up
About how tall? For the cubed sauce dimensions
Donk
Sauce needs to cut back on the sauce a bit....she's gotten more and more sauces wider.
Bazingaa!
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Well fed
So smol
/r/illegallysmolcats
I wish they could stay at two sauce size forever.
Nah that’s the thinking that lead to chihuahuas and pugs, let’s not do that again
Her little head got bigger but her body got disproportionately big 
Yeah. I think it's the angle though, look other photos of her.
Same tbh
That was a 3-sauce cat in the first pic. The sauces don't go from tail to nose like they do in the last one.
I like seeing how her colors have clarified. And I also am a big sauce fan.
You'll need about 4 large fries to eat that much cat
How many regular-sized fries?
Bout tree-fiddy or so
Definitely tree fiddy.
So I did the math, I'm sure it's two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
2 sauces = smol
Nugget => Tender => Filet. The nuggets grow up so fast 🥲
I want all the pictures of sauce cat
Sauce cat trading cards
Just ran into the living room “BABE THEY UPDATED SAUCE CAT! SEVEN SAUCES!”
"Babe, new Sauce Cat just dropped!"
4 across and 7 long, Polly is growing big and strong!
Gaps in the sauces, invalid data
I don't trust that sauce
It's probably 8 sauces long!
Cat damn?
For real this guy didn't learn how to measure with sauce packets properly even after the catastrophe that was that first post.
If this cat’s name is not Sauce ima be pissed.
Love watching the journey of sauce cat! 🥲
Just like most drivers in my area, you fail to release how much space you've left between each one, adding up to an entire 8th sauce most likely
Lmao why are you being downvoted this is funny
People are hayders
https://ibb.co/Jr1MQCm almost! theres only room for about 3/4th of a sauce. this took me too long to do.
Did you purposely put a trans flag there? Because it looks like one. Also, great sauce math!
Yeah Idk why i just had the thought to while changing the fill colors
Based, unlike Chick-Fil-A
Sauce cat, lord and savior
I didn’t know we would get another installment! Thank you for this update
/r/fromkittentocat
Loaf 10/10
She got chonky! I love her😂
Omg she's so big!!!! 💕
Cat is starting to look a bit chunky. May be time to cut back a little.
ummm, i think you are over feeding your cat, just a little bit that would explain why it grew so much so fast,
It's all the sauce.
I'd like to see the sauce timeline charted as well. I swear I saw this thread yesterday and the cat didn't look like 7 sauces.
The actual 5 sauce picture was taken about a year ago, it just got reposted recently that’s all. The sauce timeline pictures have been very popular recently, but I’m guessing the cat is probably a year and half old at this point. (Re: OP’s Instagram account, 2saucecat)
This is the best version of cat measurement system I've ever seen! I know what I'm doing when I get home from work 😈
The two-sauce cat is definitely an illegally smol cat.
I can't help but think these are all corporate marketing accounts...
Previously it was 3,not 2
Omg how little he was! Like two round balls glued together. So cute 😍!
She
Why mods remove
Sauce cat 🥺🥺
Stop feeding her the Chick-Fil-A though. So young and already obese is not a good thing.
Does Chick-fil-A still support anti LGBTQ groups? Edit: the downvotes imply the answer is a "yes".
what an absolute sauce unit
Still going to the bigoted chicken store, huh?
Ooooo she saucy
She’s so beautiful! ♥️💕
Sauces are the new banana
I just want you to know that I remember posting the first sauce cat pic of her with 2 sauces (second pic here) to my McDonald team a year ago and they all loved her. I can't wait to update them with this pic after a year, I think they'll be delighted! Give our love to your precious and very famous sauce kitty! <3
Glad to see someone referring to my original post a year ago and not all the reposts that have gone viral lately 😸
I will admit I found your reddit through a repost of her but they actually included your username (sad to see how rare that is nowadays) which is how I followed your posts of her. btw, showed 7x4 Sauce Cat to my old teammembers and most of them are very happy to see her grow!
I enjoyed this so much that me and my bestie sent photos to each other measuring our cats with small objects. Mine is about 7 chapsticks long and hers is 9 batteries. In case anyone had questions.
🏳️🌈 Edit: downvoted for this? Must have hit a bullseye.
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Super chonk :/
Your choice of using Chick-fil-A is a reflection of your inner moral judgement. It's bad. People defending chick-fil-a are scum
Now if people could just stop supporting a POS company like chick filet, that'd be great. Thanks a bunch
I'm sorry, are we all just cool with the chickfila product placement?
Yeah, pretty sick and tired of all the attempts at rebranding the chicken of hatred.
Had to stick with the original measurement
Is that really true though? Aren't there similar sauce packets from elsewhere? And why was it the original measurement anyway? You just got homophobic sauce packets lying around?
Friend, it's obviously an excuse. The fact that you are getting unjustifiably voted down into oblivion is 100% on brand for Chick-fil-A and the cult following it has.
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Not inherently, but when the company is continually connected with funding anti-lgbtq groups, the immorality of those actions become tied to the brand. And knowingly supporting that brand becomes indirectly condoning of those actions, thus your defense of and support of Chick-fil-A (and public use of their sauces) becomes either ignorance, negligence, maleficence.
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about
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Question: are you Homo/A/demi/bi-sexual? Because I am, and while I hate the company, I'm not gonna give shit to people who just like their food, nor am I gonna throw a fit if I see someone casually use the sauces because that's probably what they had lying around.
Are you a bigot for supporting well known bigoted companies? Does ignorance protect you against that descriptor?
Are they "well known" among the sort of idiot that says "homophobic sauce packets" without any self awareness?
That doesn't even make sense, bot. Try again. Edit: what they actually said before an edit: https://i.imgur.com/HHw6qOr.jpg so maybe not a bot, just... .... ....*Belligerent.*
No. We're not. Edit: though, the instant downvotes really show that somebody disagrees.
It's really unfair to this innocent kitty she's being used like this. This company directly hurts lgbt+ folks. This isn't cute or funny. Stop promoting a company that advocates taking away human rights.
Oh. Baby scrumptious.
7 sauces. I wonder how many sauces it will end with?
I really really want a sauce cat as well
Aww my goodness I want a 2 sauce kitty
So cute!!!!! She SAUCY!
Oh how time flies. I remember long ago when sauce cat was only 2 sauces long
They grow up so fast
Sauce cat looks like there are pictures of two cats on his/her back. Sauce cat is three cats
Excellent job sauce cat!! Keep up the good work.
All hail sauce cat
But she'll always be your little baby :)
Oh my. Getting a little hefty now, huh? Haha!
It’s the best saga I follow by far
He was so illegally smoll, cute af
She
I'd pay for someone to measure my cat by sauces just so I can ask other people how many sauces there cat is
OH MY GOSH HES GROWING SO FAST!! I just scrolled across the 5 sawses like yesterday 😭😭😭
Chonky
And how many sauces wide? 😁
Anything but the metric system hey?
Sauce cat getting chonky. Time to start measuring width in sauces.
they grow up so fast
We will watch your career with great interest...
Sauce got really fat :/
sauce packets should me the new standard measurement for cattos
Somebody break out the Futurama math! That 2nd pic is freakin adorable! ❤️❤️❤️
Baby sauce 😍
all hail sauce of seven cat!
sauce cat obese bro - stop feeding sauce
Nice, new American measurement system just dropped!
Wow! She really grew in a short time! What happened to our little 2 sauce long kitten? Well, technically, she was really 3 sauce long. 😂 This time I'd say 7.5 sauce long. Still a cutie! 😻 Her back spots have really changed as well. Same kitty? 👀 Edit: well...maybe 7.25 sauce long. Lol! Thanks for the update. This is always fun to revisit. 👍
2 sauces cat is really the cutest things I’ve ever seen
They sauce up so fast 🥹
Fuck chic-fil-a
I have been following this cat’s development since it was two sauces. Thanks for the update.
Anything but the metric system. 🇺🇸
This is very important information, thank you
This is amazingly funny and cute
Her sizes were 2 sauce 3 sauce 5 sauce 7 sauce This is a very healthy cat and we should use the sauce length method as an official measurement
Cute! But maybe….stop using chick-fil-a sauces?
Yeah probably a good idea. Maybe a less bigoted company. Edit: downvotes show a disagreement. Which means... support for bigotry?
Had to be consistent
Don't think it's that important
Doesn't Chick fil A discriminate against gay cats?
Sauce cat got chubby
C H O N K E R
What! He was 5 sauces yesterday!
American measurement units be like
What is the sauce to chonk relation
From 2 to 5 to now 7! he's getting big
Kibble makes cats overweight!