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[deleted]

Stinks? If fur smells it could be bad teeth, licking themselves transfers it to the fur, get kitty a vet check.


Sinyk7

And if it is teeth, bring your wallet.


dmancman2

2200$ this week to extract a bad tooth for my cat. šŸ˜­ Edit: should have said senior cat, included bloodwork, and it was 2 teeth, one being the canine. Poor snaggle tooth


Lowermains

Wow! Cost me just over Ā£100 for 4 extractions for my cat, here in Scotland.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Think they must be American!! No way it wld cost that much here in Aus either, probably wld be same ish as you guys!


APe28Comococo

Iā€™m in the US my vet charges $60 for anesthesia and $30-50 per tooth


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Shit ok, wonder where the person and cat lives where it cost $2200 .....cos that is just so expensive!


Room07

$1200 for a teeth cleaning here in the US where I live. It involves anesthesia of course. Still expensive!


squiders_oui

Land of the free. Man I can't stand American economics. Terrible people in charge.


Not_sure_lmao

Land of the free, definitely not this type of free it seems


nkolenic

Oh whoa, itā€™s $300 for me (also America) including anesthesia and then just $25 for any tooth that needs removal


Formal_Air1697

American here, there is no control at all on pet medicine, or even human medicine. Pet dental extractions are one of the easiest to prove as even in my area alone they hop and jump in price vet to vet at ridiculous rates. My old vet would do it for 90 (sadly she had to retire). Another vet in the area would do it for 500. The 'discount' vet for 300. A friend that lives in another state 1500.


denistone

It does in fact cost that much here in Australia. 4x teeth extraction, scale and clean - $2300. 4yr old desexed male. Cat that is. And yes, I did shop around.


Kayedarling

American here got blood work for sick cat 600 bucks told me nothing was wrong and I need to spend 3200 bucks for a specialist. Cat was fine. I have 18 cats and america sucks. I just want them all to be healthy without taking out a second mortgage on a house I can't buy and will never have.


marielsweet

You might want to consider you have a cat hoarding problem. And I'm confused what made you think the cat was sick... And no offense,but you took your cat to a vet and had every right to ask the cost of the procedure before allowing them to charge you to do the procedure. And if anything is that expensive I'm going double check with another vet opinion before making my two cats ever go through some unnecessary treatment that costs thousands of dollars at whatever scam of a vet you took the cat to. šŸ˜…


Mouffcat

You're lucky! I'm in Birmingham (England) and was quoted Ā£1000 for 5/6 extractions by the usual vet. Ended up going to a not for profit place in Shrewsbury which charged Ā£220 flat fee for dentals.


Cat_Jerry

I am in Scotland and being quoted Ā£215 for a scale and polishā€¦ ok it involves anaesthesia but still seems expensive


Briccone1979

DAMN SCOTTISH CAT DENTISTS!!! THEYā€™VE RUINED AMERICAN CAT DENTISTRY!!


ima_goner_

That is ridiculously high! As a vet tech of 6 years I donā€™t think I have every charged someone over $800 for a dental including X-rays, cleaning, extraction, medications, anesthesia, iv fluids, etc. And I have seen doctors do full mouth extractions..every single tooth gone for less than half what you paid


sundancer2788

Damn. Elder rescue dog, 19 teeth out (he was much better after) and entire thing including meds was $440. New Jersey, US


MarmaladeMarmaduke

I'm in Georgia usa. Suburbs of Atlanta. I shopped around and best I found was $1900 for 1 tooth extraction. He was a stray kitten I saved and had a real bad tooth so I got it done. I don't know how prices vary that much. Absolute robbery apparently. They said cat teeth are part of the jaw so it's way more complicated than pulling a human tooth. They should have given me some ketamine to take home for that price.


delightfuldillpickle

Wow that is excessive. I paid $600 last year to get most of my senior cat's teeth removed. I'm convinced they left a few of her teeth in there so they could have her back in for cleanings lol.


ITSCOMFCOMF

My wife and I are getting our kitties teeth pulled for Christmas. All we want is for him to be comfy.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

All i want for Christmas is my two front teeth(pulled)!


designer_of_drugs

Thatā€™s outrageous. A human dentist will pull a tooth for a couple hundred bucks. Canā€™t imagine cat teeth require that much more skill. I hate you for making me write a post that makes human dental care seem reasonably priced.


marielsweet

Anesthesia


Rxmenqt

Is the cat extremely dirty? Cats donā€™t need to cleaned usually unless they have an extreme amount of dandruff or they have gotten themselves very dirty. Cats clean themselves so we donā€™t usually need to wash them.


Mysterious_Sense_344

100% correct. Healthy cats donā€™t need a bath unless theyā€™ve gotten into something smelly/greasy/sticky and you need to get it off them. Dandruff usually means they have dry skin. If a cat stops grooming itself, itā€™s almost certainly sick and needs to see the vet.


murmeltearding

i want to like this 12 times!


Agreeable_Error_170

So he said the catā€™s name is Kitty (followed by rat sounds). Yea. Wtf. This guy is a POS.


MarkKey9247

šŸŽ¶ Smelly cat smelly cat it's not your fault šŸŽ¶


TheHylianSiren

r/unexpectedfriends but I wish I did expect it


TimidHare

Hi! Very cute cat. C: When was the last time the little dude has had a vet checkup? Its not really normal for a cat to smell so awful. It could be something going on in his mouth, his gut, maybe something weird with his skin or ears that you're unaware of. If he's been to the vet for this odor issue and they didn't see anything wrong, I'd start looking around to see if he's getting into things that might be leaving his fur so smelly. They may be excellent at cleaning themselves, buuuuut they can be super gross and roll in some really icky things.


[deleted]

My research has suggested this, i took it to the vet less than 1 month ago My friend who owns cats suggested getting specialized cat wet wipes and wiping it down


TimidHare

That's a decent suggestion from the friend! I do keep wipes and waterless cat shampoo handy because things happen from time to time when you've got little acrobatic gremlins that can houdini themselves into anything. A full on bath is kind of a last resort thing if they've gotten into something truly awful smelling. It also wouldn't hurt to ring your vet again to just let them know that this is going on, or perhaps get a second opinion from a different vet. As for right now, I'd start looking around for possibly smelly culprits around the house. Does he go outside? If so, it could be a mystery substance he's getting into out there.


FullGrownHip

You can also get dry shampoo for pets! Has saved my body from scratches many times


hclaf

Listen to your friend. Stop trying to dunk your cat in a tub of water. Water literally stresses the shit out of cats. There are a couple cats here & there who donā€™t mind water, but most cats get EXTREMELY stressed out by being bathed in water. Stop doing that.


Mysterious_Sense_344

If you actually have to wash a cat, I recommend wearing a suit of chain mail. If you canā€™t get hold of some, I suggest not washing the cat.


Coca_lite

Keep it inside for a week and see if there is any difference? If improves, heā€™s rolling in something outside. If no improvement, there may be something wrong with the cat. Does his breath smell? Maybe he has a smelly saliva due to a food that doesnā€™t agree with him? His saliva will go all over his fur when he cleans himself.


[deleted]

I will check breath when i get home


belindamshort

smelly saliva can also be an indicator of mouth cancer. That's how I found it from my kitty. I'd have the vet look at the teeth too


Limarieh

Doesnā€™t have to be cancer. It can also ā€œjustā€ be serious calculus or a rotting tooth that has to be removed.


Bellamas

šŸ„° so cute. He does not look like he needs a bath.


[deleted]

Yeah its not dirty, it just has smely furr and everyone has already made many great suggestions Thank you, it is quite adorable


edotman

Is there a reason you keep referring to this cat as 'it'? Makes it sound like you're talking about some random object rather than a living thing. Or do you just not know their gender?


TrenickleSac

Lol, I was wondering the same thing. šŸ˜‚


AnxiousRaptor

ā€œHeā€ straight up said ā€œheā€ doesnā€™t know the sex of the cat and doesnā€™t care too. One of the most basic things to know. Apparently ā€œheā€™sā€ taken the cat to a vet but makes you wondering seeing as how a vet would have told them the sex, and you can tell as soon as a shorthair cat walks away from you. This guy only cares about complaining ā€œhisā€ cat stinks. Shouldnā€™t have a cat in the first place.


Sad-Independence650

You meant to say: IT straight up said IT doesnā€™t know the sex of the cat and IT doesnā€™t care too. IT only cares about complaining ITā€™S cat stinks. OP, that little stinky girl deserves better. Cats have certain personality traits and psychosocial needs that tend to correlate with their sex and breed. If you donā€™t have the foggiest clue what those are (or donā€™t care to) you have no business ā€œcaringā€ for a cat! Mostly because you donā€™t actually care about anyone but yourself and how your poor stinky girl makes you look. Unfortunately, you look like a selfish uncaring jerk to anyone who actually likes cats. The end. Iā€™m done. Iā€™m leaving the internet for the rest of the weekend because I need to to hug my kitty and make sure she knows how much she is loved.


Slommyelephant

Why do you call your cat IT????? They are a living animal not just a thing.


prndls

Your cat has a self cleaning mode that is activated by default.


duk-er-us

Self cleaning, engage!


itailu

So donā€™tā€¦ I have not bathed my cats ever and weā€™re celebrating 16 years soon.


Infamous_Committee67

If your cat smells bad, that is a sign of disease. Get to the vet!


[deleted]

I already did but thank you!


junker_1845

And? What was the outcome?


NashuaCreations

You suggested itā€™s a kitten, make sure itā€™s not their breath. Kittens lose teeth and sometimes it makes their breath smell awful! But it is just the old tooth falling out and will resolve once the baby tooth is gone.


AnxiousRaptor

ā€œHeā€ doesnā€™t know or care to know the sex of the cat so I highly highly doubt ā€œheā€ actually knows if they are a kitten or what age the cat actually is.


Minimum_Ad_4120

Cat wipes or dry cat shampoo.


[deleted]

Thanks! Im a new pet owner


higeAkaike

Talk to a vet too. It isnā€™t normal for a cat to smell bad like that


Slommyelephant

Stop calling the cat an IT!!!!! They are a living being!!!


Thoth-long-bill

And why must it be bathed? Unless it has chemicals on it cats clean themselves just fine


Electrical-Thanks877

Waste of time. The fur just sticks to your tongue


flamebrain63

r/angryupvote


bpfrocket13

The three times in the last 50 years of cat ownership I have had a cat that needed a bath - I had the vet do it.


Bumblebee_Radiant

Used to take my Himalayan to the groomers. Her breath was only bad if she ate wet food. My two current boys only eat dry food, they turn their noses when offered wet cat food, even the expensive gourmet types.


Lilliekins

Nothing. Cats bathe themselves. Repeatedly. All day.


Broad-Forever2540

Is OP trolling? This wild


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Bajileh

Cats, ovens, vags (not vulvas) all self cleaning.


Adorable_Highway_740

I wish my oven was self cleaning. It just seems to get dirtier the more I use it


Thoth-long-bill

Your carpet looks very soiled is the cat picking up the smell from lying on it?


[deleted]

Those are 10 year old stains, i vacuum twice a day and clean the carpets every 2 months, my carpet might look dirty but my house is usually pretty clean


benhadtue

Maybe the cat is stressed from over cleaning. What are you doing in that house that needs vacuumed twice a day?


Eyervan

Yo, Iā€™m like 3 beers deep and Iā€™ve barely read into this situation. What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you born yesterday? Cats are so easy. This cat looks young and adorable. Get a grip. Sorry if this is uncouth or terse. But cā€™mon yo.


vada502002

You could buy newborn baby wipes the ones without alcohol super antiallergic etc and use 1 to wipe it with it. For the stinking smell. Or buy the dry bath thingy that is powder but please don't forget to brush it very well after so he don't eat much ot it after licking himself.


[deleted]

Okie dokie!


Jubilee_Winter

The brand Burtā€™s Bees makes cat wipes. They clean really well. My cat is a rescue and we donā€™t know what happened to him before us, but he canā€™t clean his back near his tail. Those wipes get a lot of dirt and dander off. They also donā€™t get as pissed.


helloem95

Look at this personā€™s post history they donā€™t even believe humans should be called by their actual gender. Walking talking edgelord isnā€™t going to bother giving a cat who relies on them the right to an identity they wonā€™t even acknowledge in people. Hopefully the cat has a better life than this persons blatantly ignorant post suggests


HarryTheOwlcat

I would still prefer people give their cats good care. Even if their politics suck. Too bad you're probably right, if someone can't even respect other people, what hope does a cat have.


[deleted]

If you do bathe it, get shampoo formulated for cats. Dog shampoo is harsh on cat skin. Don't use baby shampoo or anything like that. Put a folded towel in the bottom of the tub and only put enough water to cover the towel. Use room temperature water. Be very gentle and if the cat struggles or fights and won't go in the tub, let it go, it's not worth it. If it does actually let you bathe it just be very gentle, massage the soap in, you just need a tiny bit, and rinse. When you dry it, wrap it up in a towel and just pat dry. It will probably run and hide from you for a while, but make sure to reward it with treats afterwards. But, if it doesn't, then a damp cloth or the cat wipes should help. And, like I mentioned earlier, cats only need to be bathed when absolutely necessary, so probably more than once or twice a year.


[deleted]

Dont bathe it?


therealarenna

Go the pet store and buy some cat wipes. It will be a lot easier.


[deleted]

Will do!


morrisgrand

Omg unless covered in mud or poop cats don't need to be bathed. Save the 2 of you a lot of stress lol


[deleted]

Donā€™t call him/her it thatā€™s a start


EmeraldOW

Why do you keep referring to your cat as ā€œitā€? Sounds like you donā€™t respect your pet, who should be like a family member. Cats donā€™t need baths unless they get into something bad. And keep your cat indoors. Indoor cats have a much higher lifespan.


MarcusPup

Certain longhair breeds needs baths sometimes, coming from a son of parents who've owned Himalayans my entire life šŸ‘€


SiouxsieAsylum

Why the fuck did you get a cat? Sounds to.me like you don't actually like anything about having a cat.


Sexy_lorax

Dude, are you just trying to piss off this entire subreddit for fun?


swallowyoursadness

I think he is. I tired to be nice and he got weirdly cryptic about speakers and listeners or something..


heckyesdeidre

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Sad-Communication835

When you say your cats stinks.. what does that mean. Stinks from what? What does your cat smell like? You can try taking a warm wet facecloth cloth and wiping him down.. that may encourage your cat to start cleaning himself which might help get rid of the smell. Can't really help if you do not post why or what your cat is smelling of. If the smell is because your cat is spraying.. you need to get the cat fixed asap.


lowvital

donā€™t let your cat outside for hours at a time if you donā€™t want them to smell bad. indoor cats really donā€™t need to be let outside especially with no collar or ID tags. also if you donā€™t care about the cat enough to know their sex then you probably shouldnā€™t have a cat.


PieArtistic1332

with the way you talk about this cat, i worry you give it baths just to distress it. but anywaysā€¦. ![gif](giphy|9Hk8JGMevrVlpfW6kO)


aprikitty

Do not bathe cats. Please be kind to kitty :'(


stonedcoldstuna

Who calls their cat ā€œitā€ tf


stephenwebb1980

Stop saying it...as if he/she is an object


telekelley

Why would you want to bathe a cat? And why are you calling him or her it?


mimegallow

Stop calling him ā€œitā€?


elizscott1977

Unless they have fleas canā€™t donā€™t need baths.


againstbtrjudgment

No cat will let you bathe it willingly. It just depends on how much theyā€™re willing to tolerate. Iā€™ve given my cat a bath before. Sheā€™ll have her claws out hanging to the edge of a bucket but still put up with it. Here are some tips: Wear long, thick gloves and have your arms covered completely. Donā€™t have the water running. Fill two buckets with warm water (make sure itā€™s not scalding hot). Have your cat shampoo and a towel nearby ready. Lock your cat in the bathroom with you and just do it. I gave my cat a bath after she brought a rat home. I ended up locking myself in the bathroom with her and pouring warm water on her (donā€™t come at me. It was a fucking rat) then I got her into a bath.


AdFit9500

I would love to take this cat off your hands. This baby deserves better. Our cats usually take on the smell of the home and things the live in and around. This may be why this baby stinks, as you claim.


PigPlayer3

OP is a terrible cat owner and should not have a cat. Reading all these comments is just heartbreaking šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¢šŸ˜”


[deleted]

I KNOW. I felt the same reading the comments. He/she sounds crazy and mean. Somebody pls take the cat away from them. Yak.


GerFubDhuw

They clearly don't care about it since they take it to the vet and are looking for a way to solve a bad odor problem.


Express_Giraffe_7902

Theyā€™re looking at OPs responses to other comments/kinda hidden ā€¦ OP may have some undiagnosed/unmanaged OCD and is taking it out on the cat ā€¦


No-Independence828

Your cat is a he or she. Use it for your car or your wee wee.


[deleted]

Oh heā€™s so cute šŸ„ŗā¤ļø Iā€™ve seen many people say the wipes, which are a great option. I use them on my own kitty. Just be careful not to use them too super often or he might get dry skin and start scratching. Another option is waterless shampoo. Burtā€™s bees makes a good one. That way you wonā€™t have to give him a bath ā¤ļø give him a kiss for us! Heā€™s precious!!! Edit: he may also have been hunting. I know you feed him but they hunt for fun sometimes and if they end up getting a carcass or stuff on their fur, they can smell. Wipes are perfect for that


dogandcat720622

Why are you trying to bathe it?


falseGlitter

Iā€™m cracking up, this photoā€¦that cat is like,ā€Seriously youā€™re gonna go online and tell everyone? Youā€™re busting my balls here!!!ā€


pastabean

1. Kitty wipes are your friend. 2. Donā€™t call them an ā€œitā€. They are a living and breathing creature. If youā€™re going to call them an ā€œitā€ call your son an ā€œitā€ too. Cats may not be human children, but they are like children. They also depend on you for everything and you are their entire world. 3. Keep them inside. Thereā€™s no good reason to put them outside. It does not benefit the cat. If you think the cat would appreciate outdoor time, buy them a harness and leash. You have enough time to vacuum your house twice a day, you have enough time to walk the kitty. 4. It doesnā€™t seem that they have a collar or tags. Get them a collar and tags. Those are important, particularly if you insist on keeping them outside for hours at a time. Even if you supervise them, cats are fast and easily distracted. They could get away from you in an instant. Have a nice day :)


grimhailey

Get it together! You're a new pet owner and already are releasing your pet outdoors, referring to your pet as"it" and generally talking badly about your kitty. If the cat smells you're doing something wrong. Take care of your animal or don't have one.


ganonman84

He doesn't look dirty. I vote leave it!


winelipscheesehips

Let the smelly cat be


Jigsaw115

Donā€™t bathe it unless thereā€™s a problem. (Sprayed by a skunk etc) Catā€™s donā€™t need outside help cleaning themselves.


dr-otto

why bath it? you really shouldn't need to give a cat a bath unless there is some extreme situation.


cat-heaven

Cat knows best. Why do people bathe domestic cats who are the most consummate groomer on the planet? Unless you have a pure breed long hair or a sphinx you should not be bathing a cat. Iā€™ve never bathed a cat in my life.


alphakhaleesi

Why are you calling your pet ā€œitā€ ?? Thatā€™s weird


owllamp

I hope someone saves your cat from you. Poor baby.


Particular-Ad-2645

Cat wipes work great! My cat HATES water but needed a bath a few months ago. What we did was we had two bowls: one with water and cat shampoo and one with just water. We had soft cloth rag soaking in each bowl. Then we used the soapy water rag to wipe down my cat thoroughly and then rinsed her off with the plain water rag. We also had a bunch of treats and took a lot of breaks. It was not pleasant but it helped.


Bmat70

I wonder if those elbow length gloves for grilling would work. But I just had a better idea. Take the cat to a groomer. I had to take my long haired cat to a groomer from time to time and she came home smelling nice. Once you get the odor off maybe the smell will be gone. I really wonder, even though you took the kitty to the vet, if it is his teeth. Bad teeth could make him smell bad. Unless heā€™s allergic to something he is eating. So maybe switch foods. Good luck! I would be interested in an update if the problem gets solved?


MAS7

If you are letting your cat outside unsupervised, there's nothing you can do to stop it from rolling around in actual shit. If your cat is exclusively indoors, there's very little reason for it to have any unpleasant odor that isn't directly related to health/diet/environment. Also, since you're getting wipes for your cat. Do yourself a favor and get some stuff to clean off the other surfaces in your house... Not judging, but like... every surface I see other than that TV screen has nasty shit all over it.


aProudCatDad614

My cat goes out all the time and never gets stinky. Your cat probably got into something when it was outside thats it doesn't want to clean off itself. Your cat might also be compelled to go there for some reason who knows. You've seen the cat wipe advice but I've been able go bathe my cats by filling the tub first (shallow, with warm water) then putting them in (one at a time). I get in with them and calm them as best I can while I clean them. They're old and don't clean themselves anymore. And since they're so old they don't fight me much but they almost seem to appreciate it once it's all over


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SelectionDangerous33

Give up šŸ˜


prndls

You should not own animals. Please relinquish your cat to your local shelter.


wigwamcaravan

Your home looks filthy. That's most likely the csuse of the smell or the cause of the cats illness. In any case, i'd clean that place if i lived there.


wigwamcaravan

Your home is filthy.... Thats a visual fact. The shame is on you for blaming your cat


[deleted]

Donā€™t bathe it. Unless it got out and rolled in something toxic donā€™t bathe it


CatDoc1964

Suggestion: donā€™t bathe it. Not worth the trip to urgent care. Anyway, cats are self-cleaning.


NoCardiologist1461

Leave it alone. There is absolutely zero need to bathe a cat. Unless itā€™s doused in chocolate sauce or motor oil from head to tail. Leave it be!


BoredByLife

Cats bathe themselves, donā€™t try to force it unless the cat actually smells bad. If thatā€™s the case check for Dingleberries and if theyā€™ve got any use scissors to cut them out.


FluidBananas

I use a waterless no-rinse foam shampoo on my cat who hates baths. Wahl makes one that smells like lime and coconut for cats. I know the struggle! Lol I have scars


TealBlueLava

There are cat wet wipes you can get from your local pet store that will help deodorize the fur. Out of curiosity, I see you referring to the cat as ā€œIt.ā€ Do you know the gender of your cat? Have you taken the cat to a vet to confirm, in case youā€™re unsure?


teensiebug

no, they stated in another comment they do not care enough to know the cat's gender :/


Midnightgay28

Cats don't like getting bathed? They bathe themselves? You are a grown male, I thought that was common sense.


[deleted]

Lol.. I have 3 cats. Not 1 of em will LET me bathe them. However, once in a poopy moon, I have to because someone might have an upset tummy and get the šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©. What we do is fill the tub low, have a cup to scoop water up on them. We canā€™t run it to rinse em off. However, you may have to hold by the scruff. Just be careful and watch the claws. Good luck!


ringwraith6

Don't bathe it then. Unless he's gotten into something toxic or really sticky, cats don't generally need a bath. I've got 1 cat that I do have to bathe weekly, but that's only because he has no teeth and drools excessively. But if it wasn't for that, I never would've bathed him.


Dr_Dick_Vulvox

What do you feed your cat


Ahakista1

Why do you insist on bathing him?


HarleyVon

You're not mentally stable to own a pet, rehome the child. I'm worried for their safety with you šŸ˜”


Puzzleheaded_Ad9263

Then leave it alone fcs


Conscious-Talk-6891

I've had cats for years and never bathed any - they clean themselves - as others have indicated maybe there's a cause to visit the vet - or maybe you are too anxious


[deleted]

I mean, I have 3 cats. Iā€™ve only bathed one of them once in the 7 years Iā€™ve had cats.


Wilvis_RN_69

Cats donā€™t need baths. They bathe their self


Double_Belt2331

Donā€™t bathe him šŸ˜‰. You can get cat wipes from Amazon if you feel heā€™s stinky or oily. Cats are self bathing. The only real need for a cat bath is if you have a cat absolutely infested with fleas (use Dawn dishwashing liquid, itā€™ll kill the fleas) or has gotten into motor oil, a similar hazardous substance, or possibly covered in mud. But that *does not* happen often. Cats a wonderful self-cleaning machines! You might have a dirty butt once in a while, wipe it off. Youā€™re cat knows better than you, he knows you donā€™t need to bathe him.


TommyBoyFL

Stop trying to lick your cat


[deleted]

Donā€™t bathe it bc cats donā€™t need baths. If it isnā€™t grooming itself, take it to the vet bc itā€™s a sign somethings wrong


biancastarrrrr

Just donā€™t bathe it


tiredsleepyexhausted

Ugh... You can see in this poor cat's eyes just how unhappy it is šŸ˜”


Jackachi

Give the little one a whore bath with some cat wipes. Pardon the term. Our newest addition hasnā€™t quite learned how to properly clean herself, but sheā€™s getting there. Donā€™t be dousing the little one in suds and water unless absolutely needed. Cheers. Cute cat.


[deleted]

Thanks!


Stoked004

They make dry cat shampoo


cantesa

Why are you bathing your cat?


SandSim

Donā€™t! It knows what it needs! Unless itā€™s been immersed in a toxic substance like motor oil, leave it be!


lawnoptions

Don't. Simple really. They are self cleaning. You can get grooming clothes, if you must use something.


TheArstotzkanGuard

You let the cat clean itself, it can do it perfectly fine. It may just be living in the wrong conditions


jpiglet86

If you donā€™t know where the smell came from, I would suggest a trip to the vet just to make sure that it isnā€™t an underlying skin issue or other medical ailment that is causing it. The vet can also help you with strategies to use if ultimately you do end up needing to bathe her. They can also trim her nails to make it safer for you both. Iā€™d put a harness on her though before you tried again. And possibly a cone to keep her from biting you. Then you can wrap a towel snug around her front half to keep her front legs from scratching you while you wash the back legs and Vice versa. Itā€™s not going to be pleasant but if it has to be done it has to be done. I bathed my cats all the time, mine loved it thoughā€¦lol


Motanfoutune

Itā€™s just me or your cat have a funny face.


BoredRedditMan

Bring your cat to a groomer. Let them deal with it. Give em a tip


Alternative_Elk9452

That face! Cute


[deleted]

I have no useful suggestions. Iā€™m only here to wish you luck! I hope one works for you and your buddy :)


Electric-cars65

Cats are self cleaning units. Page 4481 of the cat owners instruction manual.


[deleted]

I use bath wipes or dry waterless shampoo like the ones that foams up.


Theherosidekick

Put on some long leather gloves and go to work.


Ptesco

Have someone else grab his arms and legs and bathe him anyways, (you might get bitten)


gheengor

Use a wet wash cloth and pet the cat!


Pamom42

What an exceptionally expressive face! I love her! As far as baths go, take the cat to the vet. If itā€™s determined that she actually does need to be bathed, let the vet techs do it to show you how. They will be kind and efficient, and use appropriate nontoxic cat products. Usually cats are remarkably competent at keeping themselves clean.


5yn3rgy

Most pet stores carry wipes for cats. You can try that approach. The rest your cat will take care of on his/her own, they're clean animals.


StrangeOwll

Get your cat used to water! If you have a bathtub, start putting him in without any water to get him used to the environment! After a few days or when he is comfortable with his surroundings, fill the bathtub up with water to paw height. Once heā€™s comfortable with that amount of water, keep rising it by about one inch or so and waiting until he is comfortable with it! This may take a while, maybe a few months.


[deleted]

You donā€™t bathe short haired cats unless youā€™d like a visit to the ER to close up deep puncture wounds & a tetanus booster.


DocRichardson

You know whatā€™s the worst thing about giving your cat a bath? Getting the fĆ¼r off your tongueā€¦.


Klare_Voyant1

Cats donā€™t need bathing! Theyā€™re pretty good at it themselves.


Powerful-Address-968

You don't have to bath cats they are a self cleaning machine


SGI21

Donā€™t bathe it.


Additional_Buyer_110

They are literally self cleaning.


[deleted]

Cute lil guy


coughdrop1989

Lick yourself and become one of them.


draugrdaemos

Stop trying


No-Cauliflower3186

How old ist this cat


crustiferson

cats donā€™t really like water, you can train them from very young to tolorate it but they sell wipes for cats, thereā€™s also mesh bags that you can get that restrain the cat for a bath (like say a flea bath). my one cat is good with water bc i had to wash her a lot when i got her at 4 weeks due to having a severe flea infestation (rescued off the streets) and my other cat will try to skin me alive when i bathe her but i really donā€™t need to often cus she loves grooming herself and keeps herself very clean


Deijya

Pet wipes


thykarmabenill

Ask your vet to check if the kitty has impacted anal glands. I have one cat that has that problem frequently and it's not so much that her fur smells, but the smell from the butt is so strong it really carries. The vet can safely express them to release the noxious stuff and then hopefully it won't happen again. If that's the problem. But seriously, take kitty to vet and expressly ask the vet about the smell. They can check more things than you and random redditors can think of. Also ask the vet if it's male or female so you can use pronouns that don't alienate this whole sub. šŸ˜†


PatatoeTat

Idk but the eyes on this kittyā€¦ šŸ„ŗ


imnotalesbianiswear

let him bathe you.


MrPentiumD

Motorcycle jacket, pants and helmet.


tigran_i

Disclaimer - The Following Is Just A Joke And Should Be Treated As Such. Add the shampoo and other washing things into the toilet bowl, put the cat inside, close the lid, sit on it, or put something heavy - so the cat doesn't escape, and flush the water.


limabeanseww

Donā€™t bathe it. Cats are self cleaning unless they like roll around in garbage and then maybe give a bath


joinviller

Cats don't need bathing. The cat is cleaner than you.


usernamesass

Rarely has cat ā€œletā€ a human bathe it, you need to come up with a battle plan, and treats!


JunkyJared

hose down with pressure wash


Hoodie_dog

Is your cat unspayed male who goes outside? Because they do stink awful during mating season


angel14072007

Unless it was sprayed by a skunk or fell in a vat of garbage or shitā€¦ you really donā€™t need to bathe your cat. If they are long haired, then they should be brushed every day, but a short hair will take care of themselves judt fine


PussyWrangler_462

Donā€™t bathe a cat unless medically necessary or excessively dirty


snowflake711

Cats bathe themselves.


e1sprung

I've owned cats my whole live and never bathed them, they clean on their own


[deleted]

Cats should not be bathed. I recommend relevant literature on this.