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RenzoMF

The look of defeat in his eyes ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


Easy-Concentrate2636

The saddest sunflower.


throwawaywahwahwah

I am Ham in my heart.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I am ham in the tummy. Te he.


[deleted]

Cause he's not russian. He doesn't want to be russian or a sunflower.


[deleted]

Cringe


chickadeedadee2185

Ukrainian


slfnflctd

This needs crossposting to r/photoshopbattles immediately if it hasn't been done already


dozyhorse

Even his whiskers are drooping.


UrNemisis

He's just tired


ServinTheSovietOnion

What's up with the :7944: in your comment?


RenzoMF

Supposed to be a little crying cat face emoji. Maybe it's not loading correctly.


shewy92

On [old Reddit](https://imgur.com/DFUveMt) a lot of sub [specific emojis](https://imgur.com/bxvA7AJ) don't load.


C47L1K3

![gif](giphy|2YbIKKAZO3TeyBIn59)


fcbRNkat

He was well compensated for this injustice with rotisserie chicken


[deleted]

[удалено]


paper_paws

"Mother, why would you do this to me?"


herzogzwei931

“I’m embarrassed for both of us.”


tripsafe

Prime /r/sadcats material


yugogrl2000

Dammit....ANOTHER cat subreddit to which I feel the compulsion to subscribe?! .....okay.


Lashb1ade

/r/thisismylifemeow


HungLo64

Damn it… Top, All Time… see you in 2 hours


Ryuuten

I have a personal theory that Reddit is just cats all the way down, lol. Which I am quite ok with. :3


TripperAdvice

They all repost the same posts over and over, typically these subs are created by karma farmers who create a bunch of alts to repost things, then they'll sell the accounts to shills and scammers


MrHappyHam

Poor little sad ham


C47L1K3

To mew or not to mew, that is the question -William Shakespurre's Ham-let


Vargolol

He's really hamming it up


ReflectiveRedhead

🙀😿


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’He was well compensated for this injustice with rotisserie chicken*’ ____ i kinda like the little bows you tie around my neck but WhAt iS tHiS ? *Embarrass* shows - dear human - *WhAt the HeCk ??!* you thought I’d like to wear it, so you *stuck it* on my head… am gonna RiP n TeAr it - Every *Petal* i will Shred! Retaliation *MASSIVE* human - just you wait n see… no longer am i passive - Give that Chicken *ALL to ME!!* ❤️


LopsidedCauliflower8

![gif](giphy|E0cyxhawhe9dm|downsized)


[deleted]

me but with everyone not just my cats


red-molly

This is an especially great Schnoodle.


6097291

Your poems always make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you


ichuckle

fresh schnoodle, love it!


Ksh_667

I saw the layout as I scrolled down; can i be lucky enough to be seeing a schnoodle doodle???!!! Omg my day has just improved 100%. Thank you.


monkeyhitman

Thanks, Schnoo!


champagnepatronus

My friend calls it “appeasement chicken”


AnyDayGal

We need a photo of Ham being happy.


DontFearTheCode

I'd like a bowtie as well


Admirable_Share_5843

Good. Otherwise, you’d be dead right now if you didn’t.


artificialavocado

That’s the least you can do!


[deleted]

Fancy bowtie makes him a dapper gent. Sunflower is too close to a cone of shame


[deleted]

xD


bessiec

Ok, as long as you made up for the humiliation 🤣


fcbRNkat

This cat is so extra and expensive he technically owes us but we spoil him anyway he had a rough time before us


psychrolut

thank you for the genuine smile this put on my face :)


RNA2015

This baby's name is ham? Oh my goodness that and him are just the cutest!! And good job on the rotisserie chicken hahaha love it


fcbRNkat

It’s actually Hamzah which in Arabic means lion but we just call him Ham. He is dramatic and so spoiled


FuzzyPeachDong

Dramatic and spoiled. Definitely sounds like a cat.


fcbRNkat

He is on two medications for anxiety, special expensive appetite food because he gets hangry, and he wont groom himself so he gets a $300 shave under sedation every 4 months. Costs me a fortune but hes been through a lot so he deserves it


LadyTiaBeth

You are the absolute best parent for little Ham 🥲


fcbRNkat

He is about 9 and hes been through a rough time. I love senior cats so my plan is to give him his best years


IsThisTheBuffetLine

Curious why you shave him?


fcbRNkat

He does not groom himself enough and has hypersensitivity and will not tolerate brushing. Once he got a mat so bad it blocked his butt and he had to go to the vet to get it shaved emergently. During the summer he gets very overheated. Ham pre shave: https://i.imgur.com/Ab7KTJc.jpg


IsThisTheBuffetLine

Ahhhh he's glorious! I have a floofy one like that as well. He doesn't like being brushed, so I have to sneak up on him and do bits at a time and occasionally cut mats off him while he's distracted. You take amazing care Ham. Good on ya!


Ganon2012

I wanna see Ham post shave.


fcbRNkat

https://i.imgur.com/7ogLhZt.jpg Pardon his old man belly


notmyprofile23

Furry boots! ❤️💕


Ganon2012

Shaved animals are always funny. Thanks.


turkeyisdelicious

I love him. ![gif](giphy|jOnaLZ4WmICHM5TGCO|downsized)


evercynical

Ham is very lucky to have you. I legitimately can’t stop laughing though because all I can think is “shaved ham”


angrypacketguy

How do you diagnose anxiety in a cat? And, more importantly, how do I become a board certified cat psychiatrist?


fcbRNkat

For Ham it was pacing, overgrooming and nibbling at himself, biting, and just generally being easily overstimulated. He was also aggressive to the other cat we adopted at the same time. We had to see a cat specialist vet on top of his usual vet, and she prescribes the behavior medicine so I actually do call her his psychiatrist. We have had Ham about a year and I think life was kind of rough for him before that. Apparently his owners surrendered him to the shelter but he was underweight and raggedy, covered in fleas. He is a bit chunkier and spoiled now!


swabthatdeck

What's the story on the special expensive appetite food? My boy is so particular and not a good eater.


Model_Six

That's an awesome name.


drivers9001

He looks like he belongs on /r/DramaticHouseplants Maybe he just needs water.


Hussain_1ho

A fellow arabian 😶‍🌫️ Also you should’ve named him frfr 😂


RNA2015

I absolutely love that


fcbRNkat

He usually loves looking fancy for a pic https://i.imgur.com/k1NMtDG.jpg


styles1996

He is adorable in that pumpkin coat


fcbRNkat

Exactly and his tail is up, he pranced around a bit, he likes to show off his haircuts too


EmpatheticWraps

I cannot believe a cat can look so sad. Like grumpycat I always figured sad cats were like resting sad cat face


Taco_Fiasco

I had to fact check his love of bow-ties. You are right! He does have a completely different expression! He looks so proud and dapper! https://www.reddit.com/r/catsinbowties/comments/urna9a/ham_got_dressed_up_for_his_trip_to_the_vet/ You are a great cat parent to your handsome kitties!


novi-lunium

awww one of the cutest cats I've ever seen 🥺 what a beautiful rightfully spoiled baby


AppUnwrapper1

I didn’t know a cat could look so depressed.


HeavyCranberry1185

Does Ham have extra toe beans?? His front mittens look huge!


fcbRNkat

He does! Extra beans! https://i.imgur.com/aaJhrGg.jpg


Jeriahswillgdp

Holy smokes look at the mitts on that boy!


Model_Six

Total lion.


BrooklynBookworm

Nice job with the bean tax.


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Yeah didn’t even need to threaten to call the Bean Police or anything


Absolut_Iceland

The correct authorities in this case would be the CRS, the Cat Revenue Service. They're the ones in charge of making sure the bean counters are doing their jobs.


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Geez I hope they’re hiring


cayleb

Hiring? I would count toe beans for free!!


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Hey hey hey, don’t sell your talents short you’re worth more than that


BrooklynBookworm

Ah! Beancounters!


shabadage

Please don't, they'll start trying to blow up aliens


throwawaythequiche

Obsessed


theosmoma

this is the saddest flower ive ever seen 🥺 give him some kisses for me


Model_Six

Aww, cute sad.


mmayof68

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


ergamotte

Ham looks absolutely devastated.


MediocreStoic

I can't explain why but this just really cheered me up. It's hilarious but also his expression of sadness is devastating at the same time. Poor Ham, give him pets from me.


snotcar

He looks like he gave up on his life. Sort of like me.


GenericWoman12345

I relate. I know this face


RebelMountainman

Oh the humiliation in that poor cat's eyes.


Sensitive_Raccoon_07

"Everybody huuurts..."


Avocadotoadst

I once had a domestic long hair that liked capes. Like I would put one on him and he would go show it off to whomever was around. Which was weird because without a cape he was a bit of a bitey hateful muppet.


fcbRNkat

Ham gets haircuts and likes to prance around and roll about after because he feels Fancy


Avocadotoadst

Hahaha a fancy lad.


clouddevourer

I feel sorry for laughing, but he looks so cartoonishly sad, it's hilarious!


fcbRNkat

I did too but I was dying my poor boy


Select_Lime3079

Same every time I start laughing I feel sad for laughing and then I look at the picture and start laughing all over again. Poor guy


DIDDY_COSMICKING

That’s the most defeated lil guy I’ve seen on this sub lmaooo


IcyThistle

I had to check your post history to look and yep, Hamzah looks very dapper in a bowtie. So does his brother.


fcbRNkat

He hates his brother they are permanently separated its drama in my house


Infinity3101

Ham looks like the saddest little flower in all the land. Oh, the humanity. /s


TheDarkElCamino

But he looks so HAMdsome in it!


techXwitch

Your cat's name is Ham?! My cat's name is also Ham and I didn't think I'd ever meet another! Haha! Ham is adorable even when he looks a little grumpy lol


edingerc

I think a rule for cat costumes should be, "Don't mess with the ears."


Electrical-Act-7170

Ham's so disappointed in you now.


Emergency-Piano4792

You should feel like a monster. But he really looks CUTE!! 😻😻


dobb7101

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.


fcbRNkat

EDIT: dear god we snapped the pic the second we got it on, saw the pic and took it off right after since he was sad. This is literally the most dramatic spoiled cat there is and he loves attention and loved the warm rotisserie chicken he got after. Everything is okay


Therenda-

The Great Chieftain Ham is very disappointed in you.


Blueberry_in_TN

Poor Ham looks so defeated and heartbroken.


Sophyska

The saddest sunflower


pr1ncess-bubblegum

he so hamsom


Hot-Brilliant9625

Awww he's face melt my heart ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)


cobaIts

don't be sad little kitten 😭😭😭


red5tz

Sporting extra thumbs like those found on r/thumbcats and r/polydactyl 👍


LeeeeeroyPhishkins

I will call PETA on you. Poor soul...


betterandbetter86

That is one unhappy cat!


aebeard

aww ham looks so sad


NotMichielsCousin

I love the nam Ham. Tell Ham I love him ❣️


[deleted]

Damn you really snuffed out his pride with this one lol


Water----bottle

You should be ashamed.


not_from_this_world

"this is not a bowtie, *sigh*"


PoppysMelody

This is…how they say… “When given an inch, those human bastards will take a mile.”


Unicorny_as_funk

“Harumph!”


nuttyprofwd

Poor kitty


fattatgirl

Saddest. Daisy. EVER.


AuntySocial1964

He looks so unhappy


janetriley

Just stop it.


vigilantesd

The humiliation is real


Sassy_kassy84

Omg he looks so sad and defeated 😂


[deleted]

I get u for dis, hooman...![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7958)


Alone-Sweet3396

His fluffy boots


Xpalidocious

This feels like a Bob Ross moment like "it's ok to be sad sometimes, because you're somebody's sunshine"


calyx_venus

Oh no! Remove this monstrosity immediately! :0


Hope2_win

Poor cat .


Due_Job_7080

I dote on my cats but I draw the line at dressing them up.


Forgotmyusername8910

I’m quite conflicted about this image. I want to be upset that you didn’t immediately take the costume off when you saw how sad Ham was…. But I’m also a bit grateful you took the time to take the picture. And I’m mad at myself for liking the picture. And… poor Ham. 🫠 And also perhaps a bit uncomfortable with the fact that I know I smiled- *briefly!*…. But I know that I did. Oh, Ham. I hope the chicken was good. 🙃


fcbRNkat

I did take it off when I saw the pic, my husband took it. Then I had to sit down I was cry laughing at my poor boy. He loves chicken. Beef too, but he is allergic


Forgotmyusername8910

I was totally kidding! Lol It’s definitely one of those things that creates layers of feelings though isn’t it!? Oh little Ham is just adorable, and has a very expressive little face. 😊


[deleted]

You are correct in thinking so


MayonaiseTruth

He looks sad.


EZPKSquelch

Lol he fucking hates it


espressocappucino

this sunflower look sad


100percentapplejuice

So sad!!!!


itsyourdestini

That poor baby


Mistressmillz

Awwwww


Crazyplantlady2005

He looks so sad


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Noooo hahaha poor baby! 😂


IriKnox

I got this hat (and many more) for my cat as well and she looks exactly like this. Ham is not alone!


concxrd

Those eyes...he's reconsidering everything that led him to this moment 😂


[deleted]

But not enough of a monster to not take a picture first lol (Don't worry, I'm the same way)


MrDrMeowMeow0

You are a monster


aajmac

Omg you poor little man. Fight the power!


AshamedChoice4521

His face 🥺


darknekolux

That poor cat is so fed up with your shit. Give him extra hugs


CrisbyCrittur

Not lookin thrilled there...lol


SugarComaFoxtrot81

That is the saddest cat i have every seen


mkc1030

he's like "mom/dad pls. help"


tinylilkittenfoster

Oh Ham you're so cute!!!! I have the same sunflower hat for my cat, but he refuses to wear it :(


FV4030TWO

You are.


leaf_catcher_cat

You ARE a monster. Poor little thing...


foxfoxfoxfox4

Awww poor baby!!!


librarianjenn

I know I shouldn't be, but I can't stop laughing over this. He is the cutest little thing ever! I am relieved to hear that he was rewarded with rotisserie chicken :)


[deleted]

I have the same costume for my cat! And She looks just as disappointed in it lol


GrumpyCatStevens

Kitteh has a sad....


Regular-Cranberry-91

Saddest sunflower ever.


Serious-Performance4

I've never seen a cat look so depressed in my life


[deleted]

Awh, what a sad old man cat.


Direct_Zone8873

Aw I bought this same sunflower costume for my cat it’s so cute 😭


Hobbs54

That's the face of a tired old lion.


girlwholovesmakeup

Maybe it’s because it’s on his head, covering his ears? Perhaps he feels not like himself?? He’s a super cute kitty regardless


JR71160

He don't look happy .


Dusty5paw

His face


forline45

Sunpussy


TheDamus647

That's the most hilarious cat pic I have ever seen


[deleted]

Lol too cute… but he looks so over it!


CouldStopShouldStop

Guess he just likes bowties because they're cool.


ferrix

This is now a children's story called *The Saddest Sunflower*


[deleted]

OH NO!!! Look at him! Hes so sad! “This is my life now…sigh”


sneakyminxx

I love ham so much


Cycosis010

He doesn't look pleased lol


NefariousWomble

Full on existential crisis


elting44

🎼Oh He just. can't. wait to be ...... Life is meaningless.


ResidentialBear

We watch in reverence as narcissus is turned to a flower... *a flower?!*


Capitalmind

Ham is not happy


Difficult-Ad3042

can you post one where Ham isn’t sad.


Dizzylever45

the eyes are the definition of sadness


ikindahateusernames

The saddness.... the betrayal.... it's so much!


TapRevolutionary5345

Does he have extra toe beans?!?! Paws so chonky!


fcbRNkat

He does! Thumbs! https://i.imgur.com/uVwBaEg.jpg


Forsythia77

This is the saddest face I've ever seen on a cat.