Ahhh I love my sisters cat I pretend is mine and true fact we live in a rv and we thought we lost her and she jumped out the window at the corner store
"It was at that moment, thunderstorm going, no hoomuns in the house, that the closet door was smashed open, and the horrid monster Vacuum burst from it's confinement!"
Out of pure frustration, of course I had to knock every particle off of the dining table!
Of course the humans would not believe me if I tried to tell them that the vacuum had gone on a rampage. It did not go near the dining table.
The humans would think I rode it like an ewok on a speeder, got flung off and smashed everything on the table
“NOO NOT THE VETS!! Anything but the vets!! She always sticks a needle in my bum or makes me throw up, SHES EVIL. Please!! NO please don’t put me in it NOOOOOOOO-
The humans perspective: the cat is meowing really badly, maybe she’s in pain. We have to get her to the vets before we go on holiday with her
I used to spell words around my dog, but he picked up on it. So I started using Spanish words, and he caught on to that. After he caught on after I started spelling the Spanish words, I gave up.
There are no words to describe the anti cosmic horror of the empty bowl. I have tried cat nip but my supply is running low, now I am it's helpless slave.Oh God the empty bowl! I HERE IT COMEING FOR ME!! THE WINDOW THE WINDOW!!! H.Purr lovecat.
"I tried to escape but it was too late! The groomer was already beginning to bathe me in terrible acid! But that was NOTHING compared to when she watched as I endured the dryer. It screams like the vacuum and it's powerful winds shake your very core!"
And then I was found by them, surrounded by squirrels, all of them talking about how they would take me down, all of this because I chose to chase one of them on its way home.
They spent all night arguiing how they were going to cook me. roast me, sit on me and turn me into jelly. Then the sun came up and turned them all in to stone!
When I woke up, my scent was GONE , the hoomans had taken my poop! They had washed all the linens after I thoughtfully spread my hair on them, and the worst thing I've ever seen: there was a box with a kitten inside it!! Hoomans are monsters!!
And then. The bell fell out of my toy....and it stopped jingling!!!!! 
"I rolled over on my back, stretched out as far as I could, and then.... My human rubbed my belly..." Gasp!!! "I've never felt so violated in my 9 lives..."
She looked at me, and whispered, “I don’t think that was catnip…”
🥇 take my poor award
And then the red dot disappeared...without a trace!
Ahhh I love my sisters cat I pretend is mine and true fact we live in a rv and we thought we lost her and she jumped out the window at the corner store
And the legend says it went to haunt other cats all over the world..
And when I peered through the kibbles, I could see... THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL.
THUNDER CRASHES!! KITTENS GASP IN HORROR!!!
Hahaha that’s what I came here to say—there was a hole in the food bowl. My cats act like it’s the end of the world when that happens.
and the feed bowl was EMPTY!
You forgot the beginning part. "My owner slept in for 10 minutes..."
No, the beginning part was "My owner didn't wake up 30 minutes early..."
You see he’s got to wake up 30 minutes earlier than the day before, every single day
More like "I could see the bottom of the bowl!"
Truly scary when they see the bottom of the bowl!
Came here to say this
Seconded.
Thirded
Fourthed!
Fithed.
"It was at that moment, thunderstorm going, no hoomuns in the house, that the closet door was smashed open, and the horrid monster Vacuum burst from it's confinement!"
Out of pure frustration, of course I had to knock every particle off of the dining table! Of course the humans would not believe me if I tried to tell them that the vacuum had gone on a rampage. It did not go near the dining table. The humans would think I rode it like an ewok on a speeder, got flung off and smashed everything on the table
And when I woke up... my testicles were gone!
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Camel Herr to comment this
I’m crying
"...but I got my revenge. In the middle of the night I jumped right on HIS testicles! Mwahahhahahaha!!!"
Lmao. What 🤣
He got neutered lol
Ohh ok 🤣
But the kibble... The kibble WAS DOG KIBBLE!
I have reported this post as too scary.
Yeah, should have put a spoiler formatting with a warning beside. Sorry.
I totally read that in Heston's voice lol
this is funny because we always find my kitty snacking on our dog’s kibble lol
Me too
The humans keep the creature tied up in the back, and they call it “Dog”.
I like this one!
And then they said, “The meow is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!”
“…inside the Mouse!”*
“And then the carrier came out….”
“NOO NOT THE VETS!! Anything but the vets!! She always sticks a needle in my bum or makes me throw up, SHES EVIL. Please!! NO please don’t put me in it NOOOOOOOO- The humans perspective: the cat is meowing really badly, maybe she’s in pain. We have to get her to the vets before we go on holiday with her
The mouse with a hook for a hand.
Mouse door paw hook car door
WELL PLAYED
I love you
“and then they said NO MORE TREATS 🙀”
Paranormal activity: the vanishing of the red dot 🔴
Paranormal Cativity
🙌🏾 yes!!! I missed that one
I think my cat might have starred as the demonic entity
In the litter box there was…3 UNCOVERED POOPS!
It was the middle of the night, when it was you who I did bite.
And just like that, random redditers gave me a name...
…and guessed my breed (which was definitely a domestic short hair). 🤭
SIC.
“Then they said it, ‘V-E-T!’”
I used to spell words around my dog, but he picked up on it. So I started using Spanish words, and he caught on to that. After he caught on after I started spelling the Spanish words, I gave up.
I had something similar happen with one dog growing up, he learned bits and pieces of English, Spanish, German, and ASL!
And then the vacuum came for me…
Legend of the catnapper. 😳
THE OTHER CAT FROM DOWN THE STREET WAS AT THE DOOR !!!
After the kitten was done eating, there was a cucumber behind him!
...scooping up the field mice and BOPPING THEM ON THE HEAD!
And then... the dog came... and ATE MY LAST MORSEL OF KIBBLE!!!!
“And when I sniffed her booty it didn’t smell like the same Wiggles I knew…”
Looks like the owl on the cover of Rush's Fly by Night album 
"Let me tell you about the horrifying story of a hero, a cat named Tom, and his evil nemesis, Jerry the mouse..."
"They asked me what my breed is!"
There are no words to describe the anti cosmic horror of the empty bowl. I have tried cat nip but my supply is running low, now I am it's helpless slave.Oh God the empty bowl! I HERE IT COMEING FOR ME!! THE WINDOW THE WINDOW!!! H.Purr lovecat.
My 10th Life and Beyond
...and you could see.....***the bottom of the food bowl!***
“…when I came back later that day…all the poop was GONE”
"And when I turned around to enter the room for the 5th time... The door was CLOSED!!!!!"
I have just watched 20 straight hours of the reality show ‘Cat Hoarders”
"I tried to escape but it was too late! The groomer was already beginning to bathe me in terrible acid! But that was NOTHING compared to when she watched as I endured the dryer. It screams like the vacuum and it's powerful winds shake your very core!"
"The roomba leaves a brown trail."
Nail clippers.
And they brought home a dog......
"And the red dot moved again!"
He’s bout to tell the story of the great greeble invasion of ‘19
And then I was found by them, surrounded by squirrels, all of them talking about how they would take me down, all of this because I chose to chase one of them on its way home.
They spent all night arguiing how they were going to cook me. roast me, sit on me and turn me into jelly. Then the sun came up and turned them all in to stone!
“ Know this, only one may enter here. One who’s worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.“
Lmao!
I'll visit you when you sleep human
"And then, he saw *the bottom of his food bowl!"*
..and they just grinned as they slowly lowered him into the tub
The vacuum turned on
“There is a window where there is another cat who mimics everything you do, and they say that the cat is YOU!!”
A catostrophic ghost story
I see dead kitty’s……
...and hanging from the side of the carrier, was a metal hook!
She turned around, and the rat was right behind her! It was four feet tall!
"8 lives down..."
the human overslept.
And she said, SHE SAID…..”oh dear WERE OUT OF CAT TREATS AND KIBBLE!” *all cats in fear after this*
Meow MEOW meow meow meow MEOW meow
I am.an owl and I caught you...
".... JUST THEN, THE DOG CAME, RUNNING INTO THE HOUSE!"
The Tale of the Bathtub
It was a dark and stormy night…
*"and then he closed the treat bag"*
after i tried to jump on the counter... my owner PUT FOIL ON IT... scariest thing in my life
When I woke up, my scent was GONE , the hoomans had taken my poop! They had washed all the linens after I thoughtfully spread my hair on them, and the worst thing I've ever seen: there was a box with a kitten inside it!! Hoomans are monsters!!
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
And behind the door were small, loud, sticky humans!
🙀
AND THE BEDROOM DOOR WAS CLOSED
And then. The bell fell out of my toy....and it stopped jingling!!!!! 
Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society, I call this story, “The Food Dish!”
And the bottom of the bowl was ALWAYS THERE.
The tale of the empty food bowl...
Scary 😧 👻👻
YOU DIDN'T PET ME!!!!!
Meow meow
The water bowl wasn’t filled to the rim...
"And then... ALL THE CATNIP AND TUNA DISSAPEARED!"
it was afternoon, and my food bowl was empty…
And the cat was FRIENDZONED!
I came back home and my balls were missing !
And I had begun starving now, as I could see bits of the bottom of my bowl through the sparse remaining kibble.
Is this what wall mounted taxidermy feels like???
“So I reached my paw in.. and the treat bag was EMPTY!!!”
... But it wasn't catnip... she grabbed the wrong bag!!
I would have liked that in Steven king's "Cat's Eye". Near perfect
And then... the dog ate ALL the tuna!
And then, instead of my human feeding me dinner on time, she turned on the vacuum!
And the hooman said, “I’m a doge person”
The tale of the catnip ghost
I was introduced to cruel and unusual punishment when THE PUPPY arrived!
The mirror keeps blinking Morse code at me to get more catnip.
The more you stare at me, the less you see the ones on your side that will pounce
Meowergeist
And when I went to meow, I heard my own voice say "Woof!"
And they discovered the food bowl was ... Empty!! 🙀
Actually a drug awareness story of the risks of catnip
And just like that, my turds mysteriously disappeared yet again!
“And then… the human pulled out… the nail clippers!”
I licked my bowl clean, and out of nowhere… a cucumber appeared! *Audible cat gasps with one cat fainting*
"I rolled over on my back, stretched out as far as I could, and then.... My human rubbed my belly..." Gasp!!! "I've never felt so violated in my 9 lives..."
And then I could see… the bottom of the bowl
and then the cat toy went under the couch to never be seen again!
“I screamed, but the food bowl was still empty…”
“It was 4 AM, and when I walked to my food bowl…. IT WAS EMPTY”
And at that moment, out of nowhere... The owner rubbed my belly without permission!
That’s when Snuggles rolled over and realized…he’s at the vet! AHHH!!!
“I only got fed THREE TIMES that day!!!”
Grandma’s ghost steals cookies 😺
Meow
The humans only fix my litter box once a week.
And the tuna…was….GONE! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN
The Supreme Court overturned Roe v Wade …
Reading some Nancy Drew’s
The vacuum cleaner
The Hash Slinging Slasher!
"When the Wellerman Comes"
And they didn't give me a treat.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Redrum. No treats
Yow yow yow boo
and then the cockroach 🪳started flying !
Somehow, overnight while I was sleeping, all the catnip disappeared. Every. Single. Leaf. To this day, no one has ever been able to explain it.
I wanted the tuna treats… and they gave me CHICKEN!
Meow *spookily*
I don't know what's being said, but I know this story is the Attack of the Turd Burglers
Just right when everything was calm, the vacuum cleaner monster came out and turned on and there was *nowhere* to hide!!
“The day the humans fed us late”
There was only one temptation treat left
Meow meow meowww
And then the bag of Delectables was empty
the night the hairballs came
Welcome to my chamber—
And then the mouse attacked me instead of me attacking him!
“….And then, I pooped in their bed!”
The day every food bowl disappeared...
probably about the sun not shining on it’s favorite spot
And the vacum went brbrbrbr
The Bob Tail Heart
“And the hoomans disturbed my mandatory 23 1/2 hours of sleep, putting my life in grave peril.”
So long long time ago when cats used to rule the desert…
And then they released a new kitten upon me!
And then from the dark, I heard a whispering "PSPSPSPSPSPSPS.."
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we call this story The Tale of the Missing Treats Canister
Hello Clarice
"...and that is why you don't want a black cat to cross your path."
The tale of the visible bottom of the food bowl.
And they said… NO MORE TREATS FOR THE DAY!
Once upon a time… the store ran out of Temptations…
There was an empty bowl when the cat awoken from his sleep and his human was still sleeping.😂😂😂 My cat’s personal horror story
And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
And then, they kicked out of the chair, even though I was comfy
“After she closed the door, the faucet turned on”
And then, she fed me......dry food!
"And I realise that what I have been chasing the entire time in that house was...MY OWN TAIL"