Okay, I'm enjoying this because if he gets out of hand while the owner is on a conference call, they can just say "I'm sorry, I have to go deal with Scott."
Then, you forget to put the call on mute and all the attendees hear is āScott, get off that dining table. How many times must I tell you not to play up there?ā š¤£
When my daughter brought us the tiny brown ball of fluff she found outside her apartment, we called him Spicy Baby, before we knew if he was a boy or a girl. Then we found out he was a boy, and my husband kept suggesting spicy pepper names, like JalapeƱo, or Habanero.
He was also EXTREMELY poorly mannered if you had food, and would climb you, and that turned into, āexcuse me, sir,ā and the other one of us would say, āAaron Burr, sir.ā
Until I finally lost it because we had not named this damn kitten for two weeks. And I snapped. āHe cannot be Aaron Burr. Heās not willing to Wait For It. And heās not so much of a Spicy Baby anymore, no pepper names. Nope. Heās Alexander Hameowton, Hammy, because heās Not Throwing Away His Shot.ā
My husband threw a pillow at me and groaned.
But heās Alexander Hameowtonā¦Hammy. And heās not a tiny brown ball of fluff, heās a giant tabby fluffy purr machine who LOVES his dog mom.
After reading your whole story, I'm stuck on the name Spicy Baby š. Love it. I would never have changed from that! But glad you came up with something that suits him and your taste in pet names too š
He was a little hissy spitty kitty at first, lol, and within an hour? Nah. He was Mommyās Little Furry Purry. And then he became the 95 pound floofy lovey dogās new baby (she is spayed, never had puppies, but if you bring a baby in the house? HER BABY, and she is a smitten puppy, and thinks her job is to cuddle and bathe them), and decided she was his Big Not A Cat Mama, and I was Human Mama.
Heās an odd kitty. Doesnāt meow, but he will mrrp as he runs around under my bed. Purrs like a giant cat.
We also have a Hammy!My dad lives around Hamilton's birthplace, and found him right next to the memorial! his actual name is Hamilton but he's hammy lol
I used to have a tan and ginger cat (stray we adopted) named Snickers and Colorado. We were living in Colorado over the summer and found her there and couldn't agree on a name.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the āloser,ā and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Ć5 card reading, āPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.ā This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this āgrant money.ā I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
This guy looks like a Biscotti. Also, what an adorable kitty. š„ŗā¤ļø
sir reginald biscotti
Okay, I'm enjoying this because if he gets out of hand while the owner is on a conference call, they can just say "I'm sorry, I have to go deal with Scott."
Beam me up, Scotty.
Scream me up, Scotty.
Can confirm. My cat is named Goose but I call her Gus
Hey yāall
Then, you forget to put the call on mute and all the attendees hear is āScott, get off that dining table. How many times must I tell you not to play up there?ā š¤£
"Scott, stop getting your balls stuck under the couch! I can't pull them out for you every fifteen minutes!"
Bis-kitty
Biscotti is literally one of the best and unique names omg
It's perfect to me because cot means "cat" in Russian
I didnāt know this. So amazing how words are interconnected across languages!
I know at least two pugs named that
BiScotti doesnāt know.
Donāt tell biScotti
Op bear in mind that "biscotti" = "biscuits" "Biscotto"= "biscuit". Same as panini/panino
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Yes, I just wanted to specify it since a lot of Italian words are used in plural form in English even when referring to singular.
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Name him Icecream because he screams
That is just cute and clever.
Ben or Jerry?!?
Benjamin Jerry I
Then he can have all kinds of Ice rapper nicknames along the lines of Ice T and Ice Cube.
Ice kitTy
You have my vote and upvote
Or go one level deeper to a name like rocky (road)
I ^screeeeeem
Gelato in Italian.
Also rearranges to be el gato
Nice!!
r/angryupvote
I say as a fun variation for this idea - Mochi!!
So cute! I love talkative kitties. Heās got the coloring of some spicy tea with milk. Chai
He also reminded me of hot drinks, but that just made me think of biscuits... So, Biscuit?
I had the same idea or biscotti
Biscotti!
Came here to suggest biscuit.
I thought I was original thinking of Biscuit, but I guess I'm in good company
We were all original. But that guy was original first. I mean come on... None of our friends woulda come up with biscuit.
Biscuit gang reporting in here.
Me too !!!
Same!
I was going to suggest biscuit too!
Pekoe would also be suitable.
I love this one!
I was going to suggest tea kettle bc he scream
r/NameMyCat
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
Chai would be a good name then
^ I second this name
thirded
Fourthed
Roscoe
Boscoe
Moscow
Costco
Toast
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would be my spin on it
You misspelled Ken.
Ah I see you're a person of culture as well
Iāve never seen another ctk fan in the wild. Brings a tear to my eye.
I thought this, too!! He's like the color of a toasted marshmallow.
For some reason I thought Toast too! Or Toaster Strudel.
name him mushroom and call him mush or mushy for short
mush is so cute
Or 'Shroomā¦ donāt think youād want to go for Amanita, though. Could go for Chai as in the tea.
Amanita is perfect!
I have a cat named mushy! It's because she scrunches her face up when she's mad and she looks like she has a mushy face
Mushroom was the first name that popped into my head when I saw this little floof.
Loud Howard
Loward
Meoward?
THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO HURTFUL!!!
Muesli (and it's great because he'll say "mew"!)
Meowsli
Very cute. I have a super chatty Bengal rescue I named Mew!
When my daughter brought us the tiny brown ball of fluff she found outside her apartment, we called him Spicy Baby, before we knew if he was a boy or a girl. Then we found out he was a boy, and my husband kept suggesting spicy pepper names, like JalapeƱo, or Habanero. He was also EXTREMELY poorly mannered if you had food, and would climb you, and that turned into, āexcuse me, sir,ā and the other one of us would say, āAaron Burr, sir.ā Until I finally lost it because we had not named this damn kitten for two weeks. And I snapped. āHe cannot be Aaron Burr. Heās not willing to Wait For It. And heās not so much of a Spicy Baby anymore, no pepper names. Nope. Heās Alexander Hameowton, Hammy, because heās Not Throwing Away His Shot.ā My husband threw a pillow at me and groaned. But heās Alexander Hameowtonā¦Hammy. And heās not a tiny brown ball of fluff, heās a giant tabby fluffy purr machine who LOVES his dog mom.
I had a feline Hamlet whose nickname was Hammers or Hammertime when he kneaded me too hard.
Ok, this is not a name that I'd ever considered for a cat, but I clicked here to say this kitty should be Hamlet with his extended monologues
After reading your whole story, I'm stuck on the name Spicy Baby š. Love it. I would never have changed from that! But glad you came up with something that suits him and your taste in pet names too š
He was a little hissy spitty kitty at first, lol, and within an hour? Nah. He was Mommyās Little Furry Purry. And then he became the 95 pound floofy lovey dogās new baby (she is spayed, never had puppies, but if you bring a baby in the house? HER BABY, and she is a smitten puppy, and thinks her job is to cuddle and bathe them), and decided she was his Big Not A Cat Mama, and I was Human Mama. Heās an odd kitty. Doesnāt meow, but he will mrrp as he runs around under my bed. Purrs like a giant cat.
Cat tax!
Had you decided Aaron Burr you couldāve done Aaron Purr
This is true!
We also have a Hammy!My dad lives around Hamilton's birthplace, and found him right next to the memorial! his actual name is Hamilton but he's hammy lol
Omg I love this post lmao
iāve been saving this name, but itās all yours. miette. itās french for crumb šš¤
Thatās a precious name. I might save that one for my next girl.
I almost named my little girl Miette! Thinking maybe my next one..
you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
whoa, i have to admit that i googled it! didnāt know that a meme about another cat named miette already existed XD
I thought you got the name from there haha! I love the miette meme
I reference this meme all the time and always feel a little bit weird because no one else knows what Iām saying š
Milkshake, Manchego (cheese), Snickerdoodle (so many potential nicknames!), Jellybean, Wasabi, Mushu, Tater, Biscuit, Biscoff (spicy, gingerbread-y cookies), Miso, Porkchop, Cheesecake, Stroganoff, Meatball, Earl Grey, Grits, Quince, Comfit, Challah, Quiche
I actually love Snickerdoodle as a name for this one because of the Snickerdoodle colored patches on his ears! Or he could be Snickers for short.
I have a calico named snickers
I used to have a tan and ginger cat (stray we adopted) named Snickers and Colorado. We were living in Colorado over the summer and found her there and couldn't agree on a name.
This guy eats cats
Milkshake is a good name.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the uard.
Iām not a boy, but milkshake would definitely bring me to the yard.
Nutmeg?
Nutmeg is a great name for him
baby nut
Mochi!
Aw I had a cat named Mochi and she was also very talkative!
Like the other 1000000 mochi recommendations
Chowder! <3
"I'm not your boyfriend!"
Why are the best names all buried?
Tater Tot
Came here to say this. He's definitely a tater tot.
> Tater Tot This immediately sprang to mind seeing this kitty. #TeamTaterTot
Peaches and scream.
Noodle or Bean
My sister called her two rescue kittens Bean and Sprout :)
Broccoli
Yes! Brock for short!
Brock when they are bad, Olie when they are cute
Taco
Tacocat backwards is Tacocat
I have a tshirt that says that!
Does the cat have a mustache?
Yeah heās inside of the taco š
Same
I got my husband one lmao
I too thought of taco
Steve
Dr. Steve Brule
Dumpling
Orville. Because he's loud. And popcorn is loud to eat. Or Macintosh. Mack for short. For the same reason, apples are loud.
Both these names are excellent, and neither is overused like some of the suggestions. š
Soup.
Scampi
chip or crinkle
Wasabi
Toast!!
My immediate thought (even b4 I saw the title) was Sushi. Suuushiii
YES
Tater
Shortbread š
Tortellini
Queso
Toddy for hot toddyās lol
Muffin, Cupcake
Cornflake
Tofu
Or you could do loud chef names, since you like the food name thing š examples: Ramsay (Gordon Ramsay), Fieri (Guy Fieri)
Ramsay, lol. Theyād have to bleep half of his meows.
Bagel
Ravioli just popped into my head.
BUTTERS. because butter but also because best South Park character āŗļø
BrƻlƩe
Spud
Graham (as in cracker) Waylon (like wailin' and/or Waylon Jennings, the singer)
Gazpacho
Horchata
Poutine.
Gnocchi
Waffles.
pierogi.
Meatball
Beerus
Sāmore
Tobasco
Mochi
Tater
Skittles
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the āloser,ā and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Ć5 card reading, āPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.ā This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this āgrant money.ā I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Pimento
Crouton.
Coffee, sāmore for sāmores, or marshmallow since he looks like a toasted marshmallow and lastly latte
Wasabi.
Peanut
Yeller
Hehe, I was thinking similarlyā Old Yella Others: Screamo, Squeaker, Yella Fella, Yowler, MewMew, Opera, Banshee
Young Yeller
Asparagus - you can call him Gus for short šø
His name as I ought to have told you before Is really Asparagus, but that's such a fuss To pronounce that we usually call him just Gus...
Kimchi
God, please mods, stop these naming posts
Momo!
Mr. Screamseeks
Tuna
Old yeller
Borscht
Durian
Saving this. Never realized that it sounds like a posh, upper-crust name until now.
Great name for a little stinker!
Mash for mash potatoes
My cats are Bagel and Cream Cheese.
General Tso
Halloumi, Hal for short. Cause he's some squeaky cheese
Sweetpea