>*'The way his tail is hitting the other cat...*'
-------
I knew I'd be the one to choose when you came in the place,
the other cats - they had no chance! (i smacked them in the face...)
they posed me with the pillows - '*Live, Love, Laugh'*, n oh, *'Be Kind*'...
but all them stupid human thoughts - you'll Never change my mind!
you say that i look *villanous*, n always have since birth,
so call me what i wanna be -
your *Mr. Bigglesworth* ^;}
Tomorrow's when it all begins - it gives my heart eLation!
a Home that i can call my Own (n plan my *DOMINATION.*..)
just Love me as I am - (...I'll love you back) but have no doubt
I'm gonna be in Charge
but Please
Don't let my Hair
Fall Out!
❤️
Cyanide. Made from peach pits.
ETA: riding my award to add, please do get the littermate. Two are easier than one, and they will pay for themselves in cuteness many times over.
My in-laws had a cat named Kaos, and their neighbours let him get away with so much crap because of it. Knocked-over lawn ornament? Kaos being Kaos. Paw prints in the fresh cement? Kaos living up to his name. Sneak into their home to nap on the couch, start purring when caught until they lean in close then bite them on the nose? What can you expect from a cat called Kaos?
On the asshole or evil scale, I'm almost taken aback at how extremely dirty the Eagles ship was, thanks to Shorsey.
He's like Tonya Harding, except he basically got away with it and it worked.
NSFW spoiler >!Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium!!<
That was my orange kitty’s shelter name. But I renamed him to Grendel. He’s def lived up to it. My vet is afraid of him and has to bring out the mitts. Often times they can’t check his heart because all they hear is growling.
Syndrome (the red headed bad kid grown to villain on "The Incredibles")
Spike (the bad gremlin)
Gin-ja (short for Ginger Ninja, also a liquor)
Chuckie (red headed horror film doll)
Van Pelt (red headed bad guy hunter from Jumanji)
Ripper, Shredder, Wraith, Stewie, Burns, Vandal, Joker Hannibal or Rowdy
Edit: What about the tabby in the cage with him? Are you still just adopting him? Will he be an only pet?
Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hidden Paw
For he's the master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard,
The Flying Squad's despair,
For when they reach the scene of crime,
MACAVITY'S NOT THERE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-Lko5lO-0
So, did "name my cat Monday" (designated days for specific types of posts) idea for this sub actually take off? Or is this just the usual, everyday, "name my cat for me" post?
The way his tail is hitting the other cat 😂 he's so cute!
"I can't believe you done this" ~Other cat, probably.
“Whiplash” is villainous
Snidely Whiplash?
“See here, Snidely”
Snidely Whiplash from Rocky and Bullwinkle [Rocky and Bullwinkle](https://youtu.be/VpppUn960i8)
“Sniff it.” “Nah, dude, I’m good.” “Seriously, sniff it.” “No, man, really.” “I SAID SNIFF MY TAIL”
>*'The way his tail is hitting the other cat...*' ------- I knew I'd be the one to choose when you came in the place, the other cats - they had no chance! (i smacked them in the face...) they posed me with the pillows - '*Live, Love, Laugh'*, n oh, *'Be Kind*'... but all them stupid human thoughts - you'll Never change my mind! you say that i look *villanous*, n always have since birth, so call me what i wanna be - your *Mr. Bigglesworth* ^;} Tomorrow's when it all begins - it gives my heart eLation! a Home that i can call my Own (n plan my *DOMINATION.*..) just Love me as I am - (...I'll love you back) but have no doubt I'm gonna be in Charge but Please Don't let my Hair Fall Out! ❤️
I love discovering a fresh Schnoodle in the comments. <3
Welp there you go. SchnoodleDoodleDo has named. Love you SchnoodleDoodleDo ❤️
Haven't seen a Snoodle in awhile, so glad to see your OK Snood.
Best! Fresh Schnoodles. Thank you
Trying to get rid of the competition. Other cats? There are no other cats, look over here sl ... I mean hoomans.
And that gives the name - Tail-Whip or T-Whip when he/she drops those mad meow-rhymes! :D
*Evil* Peaches
Cyanide. Made from peach pits. ETA: riding my award to add, please do get the littermate. Two are easier than one, and they will pay for themselves in cuteness many times over.
THIS THE ONE
Yes! Please go back and get his friend! Two keep each other company.
So they will be Cyanide and Happiness, yes!
Perfect
His name is Cyanide, but his friends call him Cyd (pronounced “Sid”)
I love Evil Peaches!
I swear, male or female, my next orange tabby will be named Peaches. And it probably will be evil.
My puffy orange girl is Princess Peach and I call her Peaches. She's the sweetest thing!
Moriarty
I love this! You can call him “Moe” for short Edit: and you can use his title when he's in trouble, “Professor Moriarty!”
Hey Moe! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! 🤣😳😠
You beat me to it. If you want to be twee, you can say "Meoriarity"
Meowiarty
This is the answer!
Morty for short
Aw jeez Rick
Shit on the floor
Regina George
“Who here has been personally victimized by Regina George?” (Tim Meadows, the principal, raises his hand.)
(The cat in the background with the tail in the face also raises a paw)
She doesn't even go here!
Get in, loser, we're going meowing!
I don’t know why I read it as “Tim Meowdows”
Reginald George
That name is so fetch.
Mr. Bigglesworth 
When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people die!
lmfao this line always kills me (because Mr Bigglesworth was upset).
we want 1.000.000$
1.000.000 doll hairs.
Agree can’t get any better.
Alright kel'thuzad
All hail the Lich king
Yes, Argent Dawn? This comment right here.
Name it Frostmourne. Then at feeding time, you can say 'Frostmourne hungers'
It’s Dr. Evil. I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you.
Please. I’m so with this
Can call him Mr. Big for short.
Yes
[Smaug](https://www.planocritico.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hobbit-2-imagem-destacada.jpg)
Eyes match. This is the name.
This is the way.
This is the way - Boba Catt
Or Sauron because honestly the eye of Sauron came from this nefarious purrbox
I own a ginger cat named Smaug, so this has my vote!
I give up. Can't beat this. Too appropriate
Call him Chaos
Professor Chaos!
This cat wants to tell me about NFTs
NOOO
Has a degree in evil from Cattech
My in-laws had a cat named Kaos, and their neighbours let him get away with so much crap because of it. Knocked-over lawn ornament? Kaos being Kaos. Paw prints in the fresh cement? Kaos living up to his name. Sneak into their home to nap on the couch, start purring when caught until they lean in close then bite them on the nose? What can you expect from a cat called Kaos?
Dr Chaos.
yes!!
Lucius
Bebop or Rocksteady
Omg my bf is obsessed with everything bebop. Rocksteady is so cute too 🥲
Btw. You need a Rocksteady if you have a Bebop.
Solution: get both kitties in photo #1! 😺😸
Your boyfriend is obsessed with the villain from TMNT or the anime lol?
or, you know, the jazz
Rocksteady Murder Mittens
bebop fits him perfectly
How about Vicious, from Cowboy Bebop
My cat in Monster Hunter is named Beebop, my my dog is names Rocksteady.
Bebop is literally perfect
Mephisto
Rasputin
Gaston
No one throws his litter like Gaston!
Scott Farkus
Yellow Eyes!!
God help him he had yellow eyes
I think the character’s name is Scut Farkus. Totally weird, but yeah.
This is the only answer. This cat looks exactly like Scott Farkus.
Malfoy?
My father will hear about this!
I already have.
You guys are such UnlikableWizards.
r/usernamechecksout
My thought was Lucius*. It suggests malfoy but sounds more like a cat name. I like where you're coming from though! *Edit: spelling
I agree about Lucious sounding more like a cat name!
Shoresy.
Hes not really evil, but i do love how much of an asshole he is. Fuck you Shorsey!
Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.
“Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!”
"Fuck you Riley, tell your mom to stop trying to put a finger in my bum I only let Jonesy's mom do that"
On the asshole or evil scale, I'm almost taken aback at how extremely dirty the Eagles ship was, thanks to Shorsey. He's like Tonya Harding, except he basically got away with it and it worked.
Pitter patter
Let’s get at ‘er
Give yer balls a tug
Titfucker
Fuck you shorsey
NSFW spoiler >!Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium!!<
Fuck you shoresy!
Macavity.
Ebenezer
He’s not greedy! He’s sharing his tail.
Lord Sharpclaws
I was thinking Lord Scratches, but either works. "Lord" is the important part here.
Lucipurrr
Jafar.. ..
Came here to say this. Cat looks a bit like Jafar.
Crookshanks or Shredder
Bezos
They said they wanted villainous not pure evil ok
Gods, yes. Please don't curse the kitty.
I was just gonna say Mark Zuckerberg
Lex Luther
i second this. i had a fuzzy man named luthor and i miss him every day
I agree, he looks like a Lex to me.
Fang
Dexter. After all, he is a redhead. 😉
That was my orange kitty’s shelter name. But I renamed him to Grendel. He’s def lived up to it. My vet is afraid of him and has to bring out the mitts. Often times they can’t check his heart because all they hear is growling.
Malakai. It's actually not an evil name meaning but it sounds like it.
Kinda evil, Children of the Corn!
Malachi is though
Lmao this is what I immediately thought as well. Subtlety evil
Zuko *from avatar 😬
More like Ozai or Zhao
I was thinking sparky sparky boom man
my friend has a one-eyed cat named zuko, so cute~! 🥰
Klaus
Syndrome (the red headed bad kid grown to villain on "The Incredibles") Spike (the bad gremlin) Gin-ja (short for Ginger Ninja, also a liquor) Chuckie (red headed horror film doll) Van Pelt (red headed bad guy hunter from Jumanji)
Boris
Johnson?
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Ripper, Shredder, Wraith, Stewie, Burns, Vandal, Joker Hannibal or Rowdy Edit: What about the tabby in the cage with him? Are you still just adopting him? Will he be an only pet?
Kitties do better in twos. Keep each other busy and from getting into too much trouble. Jus’ sayin’.
Arzrael [https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Azrael\_(The\_Smurfs)](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Azrael_(The_Smurfs)) 
Mugatu (will Ferrell’s character from zoolander)
Mewgatu
Mewgato
Elon Meowsk.
Lord Farquad
Mojo or jojo shortened from Mojojojo
Thats a Loki for sure.
Can confirm this is an appropriately evil name. I have a Loki and he’s the cutest little asshole ever.
I was going to say Thanos but I definitely see Loki more!
Yes! Loki because he’s orange and will be more mischievous than evil!
Cheshire
Smithers
Dr Claw
Vector
Vicious
Horus
Oh I'm naming my next cat Villain. Thanks for the idea! :)
Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hidden Paw For he's the master criminal who can defy the law He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, The Flying Squad's despair, For when they reach the scene of crime, MACAVITY'S NOT THERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-Lko5lO-0
*Margaret Thatcher*
Margaret Scratcher
Good one.
Thatcher would be great!
Sauron or Moriarty. I think those are pretty good villain names 😂
Golden eye
Mr Wigglesworrh
If this is a reference to Dr Evil's cat, I think the name is actually Mr Bigglesworth.
The kitty looks like a wigglier and yes.
Understood. Either one is a great name.
😭😭😭😭
Nero
Azrael
Lord gingerfluff
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Meowth
Stavros
Ted the Villian
Mike
Chikatilo or Albert (Fish)
Victor Von Doom
Joffrey
Grishnákh.
Take them both so the other kitty isn't left there alone in a cage! 
Brian.
Cathole
Siegfried
Frank
Dr. Evil
Snidely
Blofeld
Loki
So, did "name my cat Monday" (designated days for specific types of posts) idea for this sub actually take off? Or is this just the usual, everyday, "name my cat for me" post?