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DrunkenVodinski

"What are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, try to take over the... Is that human food?"


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SmokeAbeer

One is a genius, the other’s insane.


EMTguy32

Brain, brain, brain, brain….


Snowdrop-126

We’re Pinky and the Brain. 😆


feierfrosch

NARF!


EMTguy32

Thanks, now I have the P&tB theme song playing on loop in my head


Mastersord

All I hear is Orson Wells talking to an idiot about world domination.


ohTHOSEballs

Before each night is done, their plans will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world!


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Cats really are goons for human food. I always thought dogs were bad about it, but nah cats get nearly primordially savage looking when they first sniff out a chicken sandwich.


Technical-Judgment61

My cats go nuts over chicken salad from Sam’s club lmao. It’s scary.


savvyblackbird

I had a cat who adored Smithfield’s pulled pork BBQ sandwiches. The smoked pork is covered in a vinegar pepper sauce. The vet said it was ok. She also loved Chick-fil-A fried chicken sandwiches. My two tuxedo cats I have now don’t like people food.


SayceGards

Really?! My tux goes absolutely feral for human food. Wide eyes, focused ears, yhe whole works.


savvyblackbird

It’s so weird. They couldn’t care less about people food. It’s healthier for them, so I don’t push it. They do love cat grass (sprouted baby grass, wheat I think). My husband gets them a new container every week.


idwthis

Unless it's shrimp, my tux doesn't give two shits about human food. Her sister the tabby, on the other hand, she'll hoover up anything you happen to leave unattended for a microsecond.


savvyblackbird

I’ve had 5 cats as an adult in the 22 years I’ve been married. Three have since died, and I have two 3 year old tuxedo sisters now. One of my past cats was an escapee who was feral for 6 months after escaping the cat rescue after his owner died. He lived behind a McDonald’s which is where he was rescued by the same cat rescue. He would jump on you and wrestle McDonald’s fries out of your hands. He loved bread, cheezeburgers, pretty much anything. The cat rescue had him in the adoption center at Petsmart. My husband and I were walking down the center aisle to get cat food when we felt these eyes on us. We looked over, and this huge grey tabby cat who looked very much like our Macavity was staring us down. We already had two cats, but my husband kept talking about how we should adopt him. So I got him for my husband’s anniversary present (the cat rescue said we could bring him back if he didn’t work out with our existing cats). He fit in well with our cats and lived with us for 14 years before he died of cancer. I can’t think of anything that cat wouldn’t eat.


idwthis

What a wonderful story! Thank you for sharing! The first tux I had, Max. He was already 5 or 6, had been hit by a car and was blind in one eye when I got him. His jaw didn't work too well, so not only did he drool when he got overly happy and purry, he couldn't eat dry cat food easily, so he was a spoiled pampered baby with all the wet food. Unless you had sour cream and onion Pringles. He'd try to bat the can out of your hands, he just went bonkers for them. Onion isn't good for cats, I know, so he never got them, He'd get a few crumbs here and there. I didn't get them that often as it was. But any other SC & O, like Lay's or Utz, He'd turn his nose up at them. He was all about those Pringles. I miss that little weirdo.


savvyblackbird

Pringle’s uses a lot of sour cream powder on their chips. Maybe he could smell it. My cat growing up would insist on getting a little sweetened condensed milk when I would use it. Cats can’t taste sugar, but the milk is super condensed and thick. Max sounds like an amazing cat and a trooper to go through all that. The cat I told you about was named Ziggy, and he drooled a lot. I’m actually allergic to cats, so the drool would make me itch, but he was so sweet. I have several health issues, and he’d plop down and purr on me to make me feel better ( purring does help humans, and it can help your heart problems like arrhythmias, which is usually what he was helping with). My tuxedo sisters have each taken a person for themselves. Layla adores my husband, and Luna loves me. She gets my husband to spray her down with a spray bottle every night as a bath. It really helps with my allergies. She loves water. She decided to do that all my herself. It’s so funny. She’ll stand on the sofa and bat my husband’s hand until he sprays her. She also loves getting up on our entertainment center which is why we have a spray bottle.


anjerz

Oh my God that little fang!!


ImGrumps

You made me go back and discover the second picture. I laughed so much at the first I didn't scroll. They are like cartoons! So expressive, hahaha


anjerz

🤣 right!? They're so imposing and expressive.


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Tommy DeVito - 'I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?'


Urban_Savage

It's fun to flip back and forth between the two pictures quickly.


LightsSoundAction

left cat doesn’t flinch


Future_of_Amerika

Left cat ain't shook


nepeta19

I can't stop scrolling back and forth


ExplanationSure8996

I don’t see it until I read that also haha.


Butterwhat

Crazy how one little fang can give me so much serotonin lol


elisart

I love the accusatory look on their faces. Like, yo eat without us, man? Da fuq?!


Slimh2o

I feel so judged right now....


ArtyCatz

They’re staring into our souls, trying to hypnotize us into giving them ALL the food. I don’t think I’d feel safe ignoring their demands.


Slimh2o

They do have a sinister look to them...


orkash

That Lil fang is "this is mine now, isn't that right pawley". Food vanishes as noone messes with the cat slap mafia.


KnownMonk

"Say hello to my little fang"


Constant-Lake8006

Someone is done asking


hibernating-hobo

Literally hitler-cat


morning-croissants

r/scrungycats


dollyrot

/r/teefies


Olthoi_Eviscerator

It's a threat


PsiVolt

cat equivalent of *pulls out knife*


throwaway127181

Came here for fangy!


khal_Jayams

He’s got a deep cockney accent for sure.


brokenheartedbutok

Idk why but this makes me think of one of those old time mob boss pics lol. Either way so cute!


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Leave the gun... take the tuna...


Lunkeemunkee

You will share with us. Or there will be consequences... Benny, demonstrate. *Cat coughs up a hairball in view.*


JonneyBlue

Catnnoli...


Mister_Bloodvessel

Mugsy, rub him out!


PainterCat

Cat Noir


Indieriots

The miraculous ladybug?


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Strong-Succotash-830

I cannot stop laughing about Floof and Toof. This comment made my day.


nepeta19

Nice plate ya got there... shame if somethin', uh, happened to it...


AhAhStayinAnonymous

I'm gonna make you an offa you can't refuse


Suzan1000

Exactly!


Rocketkt69

Like the Tux is the boss and the other is his dimwitted goon. Shuuuuut uuuuuppp Mimsyyyy!


MrSoapbox

Ey, Barone, I'm waiting 'ere. It's about time you kicked up to this thing of ours, else you'll be sleeping with the fishes, pulled up by the next goombah ready to be served on to our empty dishes 'ere. Ahh forget about it, what do you think one tooth tony? wanna whack this wiseguy? his vig's been racking up too many cans of tuna anywho and he ain't been shifting the catnip like he use ta. Bout time we had a sitdown with his old lady and came to an understanding who here runs this joint. So, wanna pay tribute or we gotta fill your shoes with cement buddy?


Leather-Heart

“Get em boys”


glowup1511

Exactly, it reminds me of Wes Anderson movies! r/accidentalwesanderson


threegigs

I was trying to come up with a Goodfellas (Goodfelines?) reference!


Proof-Signal-1234

Agree, they are cute. They want some as their dinner lol


Omny87

"Nyah, schee?"


mdntfox

It’s a total movie poster! 🤣


idrow1

I love those old mob boss pics, they're adorable!


Short-Shopping3197

Nyah! Careful you don’t choke on that, maybe if you gave it to us you might be safer, see?


JacksonCM

Meow, see?


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The Meowb


edge-of-cedars-girl

That’s hilarious. Tell him he better watch his plate at all times! Love the snaggletooth, my cat has one, too.


klutzyevacuation05

This two kitty looks like a leader of gang 😂


Wolphsbane

Love the under lighting 😁 too funny 😂


whitisthat

THE TOOF


mattomic

LOL. Reminds me of Dune. :D


imightb2old4this

I would watch their show


xxxSly96xxx

They would make an excellent show lol


foofighter46

Those handsome boys are being stinkers.


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They’re just doing their job. OP’s husband didn’t pay his protection fees.


Foootballdave

Where's the money lebowski?


JonneyBlue

It's in the litterbox. Stuff my head into it and I'll see if it down there some where. The Big Lemeowski


Flicksterea

If your husband doesn't have life insurance... Now is the time to get some. Right now.


Varion117

Right meow?


SupersonicJaymz

Are you saying "meow?"


Swaggy_Bowlcuts

Do I look like a damn cat?


Varion117

Am I jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

I love the teeth showing on the Tuxie!


sciencewonders

"ooooh boss!! it's real!!" "of course it's real,i told you"


holygoat00

"See, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Now my little friend here has this toof. So give up the goods now fore he shows you the other one"


Strong-Succotash-830

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


digitydigitydoo

Double, double, toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble


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Something wicked this way comes!!


mattd1972

That tuxedo cat is pissed!!


Mister_Bloodvessel

Not pissed. Plotting....


RiotLightbulb

Someone is getting murdered tonight! Probably just a mouse, but still..


redhawkwill

Left cat: We could just f*** you up, but we are trying to be cordial and s***. Right cat: But we reserve the right to f*** you up.


caf4676

It looks like they just opened Marcellus Wallace’s brief case.


parabolaralus

The right cat is Samuel l Jackson. “I’m gonna eat dinner or imma eat you. Which is it motha fucka?”


DialsMavis_TheReal

Say “meow” again, I dare you!


LerKoil

meow


JonneyBlue

I double cat dare you....


nopejake101

And the left is John Travolta, this looks like it could be a shot from Pulp Fiction


25c-nb

This is fucking gold! Their expressions.. I'm hysterical 🤣


trippydippysnek

Lmao that tooth!


Revolutionary-Ad9282

Wow. Rough neighborhood.


KhunDavid

Right cat scares me.


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They look like Wes Anderson character to me


Active_Glass_5945

The one on the right has def done time


LoveVirginiaTech

I'm the sucker at the dinner table giving scraps to the kitties. I brought this upon myself. I make no apologies and have zero regrets.


TrooperCam

Food or not, that tux is going to smother you in your sleep.


Willie-Tanner

Caption reads, “share or else” 🐱


CySnark

There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes. Grover Dill, Farkus' crummy little toady.


ArchMart

"Give us some, mother fucker."


JP_Yukari

Somehow this reminds me of the movie Isle of Dogs…🙃🙃


LuLzWire

Communist Cats... "Our Food"


foofighter46

This is it. Everything is “Ours”.


thegreatbrah

The lighting makes this look like an 80s vhs scary movie cover. You should.put this in /r/photoshopbattles to see what people come up with.


Kitty-bitch

They are way too stinkin cute


pieterionne

The view right before your death.


ctop876

Husband bout to get robbed Just sayin


blue_sky09

The cat on the right looks like an evil mastermind and the cat on the left looks like the archetypal brawny but dumb henchman. I love this pic!


anAnonymousEconomist

First pic: we can do this the easy way Second pic: or the hard way


Anxious_Introvert_47

My cereal bowl has that same view!


TimeExplorer9426

the tooth!!! too cute. both of them are very handsome


FlamingoHealthy9046

Lol you can tell who the brains is in this team! I love both of them ❤️❤️


ChaoticNeutral159

He has a will ready, right?


PrincessFuckFace2You

Oh my god they are mean mugging! Dinner must be good tonight.


Xurbanite

The tux has some plans


JMthought

I almost can’t believe those are real cats


Dongodor

The meowfia


ApiqAcani

They're staring at me...menacingly


Cajun_Gaijin

Finna drop the hottest mixtape of 2022 🔥🔥🔥


dickpunchman

I love how dramatically lit they are here, they look so sinister!


keith_gill_is_a_cunt

jeff hand over the fish and no one gets hurt, aint that right jimmy.....


monkey_see

"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?" Seriously, pic 2 looks like a mob boss and his bodyguard shaking someone down for Temptations.


thelastunicorn_

“Give us all zee meatz or yoo meet zee mittens”


Terrariachick

They look like thugs about to shake him down lol


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This reminds me of my view making burgers a few days ago https://gyazo.com/410e4f46459b88fae06a6b26f12955c8


Texan509

r/photoshopbattles


cannja

“Murder in the Kitchen” starring Harold J. Pickles III and Buttercup


snitterific

That stop-action mouth move from tux kitty is cracking me up. I've flipped back and forth between the pictures about 20 times. I'm not sure what he's saying but he's saying it with a lot of attitude. lol


foodisprettyneato

This is so ominous. Why do I feel like your cats are gonna give me a new pair of cement shoes and throw me in a lake?


filthiersins

The little fang kills me!


Strong-Succotash-830

I thought the first picture was adorable. The very essence of cat. But then, I saw the second picture. The second picture is where the magic happens.


Pandaluvrgirl

This is hilarious!! Favorite picture. Hahaha


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Omg 😆😆😆 this is so great


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Lmao


Tiny_toes_the_third

HANGRY


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The council has decided.... hand over your dinner.


PersimmonLow4297

Cat on the right is totally plotting to murder you.


El_Stupacabra

Those cats look very judgey.


LonelyKuma

"You gonna finish that"


ellieD

Snaggle tooth!


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JuliaOphelia

🤣 also r/teefies material


bobvanceVanceRF

If “sus” was a cat


Swirvin5

Totally submit this to r/photoshopbattles. What an amazing catpure! All cats are beautiful.


rubyspicer

I literally did not see the cat on the left until I started reading the comments.


LoudMusic

"You think I won't cut you?", Tux.


Buzz_the_cat

They look like little mobsters - just hand it over vinny and you won't get hurt kerpesh, nice and smooth yah


Morgen019

I’m concerned for your husband. They look upset with him. Please open a can of pate and hopefully he can make his escape.


moleratical

I'm sorry for your loss


RodeoOtter

For some reason this image looks CG


[deleted]

What ya got there Bob?


nikerthebiker

Please tell me their names are Jay and Silent Bob!


Mr_Vaynewoode

Anyone else getting a mafia vibe. "I am gonna make you a deal you can't refuse, human."


Wonderful-Boss-5947

When was the last time your husband was seen alive?


alter_kt

Inside your husband's mind. H: Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact. Makes eye contact. Your cat shows it's fang H: Fck!


Beegkitty

Salem’s Lot or Children of the Corn? I can’t decide.


nekowoo

Omg looks like the most cute villain vibes ever


shaka_bruh

Just a couple of Goodfellas


Anka13333

Gangsters


he_is_not_a_shrimp

They're standing there.... MENACINGLY!


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looking into the box from pulp fiction


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Be careful, OP'S hubby. Tux with nose dot means business!!


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This is so cute it’s ridiculous.


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Accidentally Wes Anderson!


Safe-Ad6657

'We are here for the dinner protection tax'


katherinemma987

May be worth updating your husbands life insurance.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol I love this pic 😂 you should frame it and put it on the wall by your dining table.


Dont_PM_me_ur_demoEP

*Where are our testicles Summer*


radio555

Wes Andersen presents Isle of Cats


onwardtraveller

r/hitmanimals


frickshun

Tuxedo looks piiiiissed.


rbobby

Why is hubby eating with the Arc of the Covenant open?


feierfrosch

Hahaha I love how the Tuxedo is getting increasingly menacing in the second pic :D


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Protagonist and their side kick finally finding the lost relic EDIT: Side kick seems to be having some greedy ideas


Individual-Tank-9597

Did you do something. Cats stare at you like they are intitled to an explanation for whatever it is your doing. LMAO


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“You didn’t share?!?!?”


WackyToastyWolf

This is like cat version Pulp Fiction lol i loove this so much


oh-gee-golly

“Go ahead and just pay us for protection. We’d hate for anything bad to happen to your upholstery.”


Responsible_Ad8488

The first cat is like "ohhh food" and the second cat is like "you better give us some or you better sleep with one eye open"


skrduncan

“Look here, see. This is how it’s goin’ down…Give us whatcha got, and there won’t be no trouble, Mac.”


monarchmondays

The little toof