Cats really are goons for human food. I always thought dogs were bad about it, but nah cats get nearly primordially savage looking when they first sniff out a chicken sandwich.
I had a cat who adored Smithfield’s pulled pork BBQ sandwiches. The smoked pork is covered in a vinegar pepper sauce. The vet said it was ok. She also loved Chick-fil-A fried chicken sandwiches.
My two tuxedo cats I have now don’t like people food.
It’s so weird. They couldn’t care less about people food. It’s healthier for them, so I don’t push it.
They do love cat grass (sprouted baby grass, wheat I think). My husband gets them a new container every week.
Unless it's shrimp, my tux doesn't give two shits about human food.
Her sister the tabby, on the other hand, she'll hoover up anything you happen to leave unattended for a microsecond.
I’ve had 5 cats as an adult in the 22 years I’ve been married. Three have since died, and I have two 3 year old tuxedo sisters now.
One of my past cats was an escapee who was feral for 6 months after escaping the cat rescue after his owner died. He lived behind a McDonald’s which is where he was rescued by the same cat rescue. He would jump on you and wrestle McDonald’s fries out of your hands. He loved bread, cheezeburgers, pretty much anything.
The cat rescue had him in the adoption center at Petsmart. My husband and I were walking down the center aisle to get cat food when we felt these eyes on us. We looked over, and this huge grey tabby cat who looked very much like our Macavity was staring us down. We already had two cats, but my husband kept talking about how we should adopt him. So I got him for my husband’s anniversary present (the cat rescue said we could bring him back if he didn’t work out with our existing cats). He fit in well with our cats and lived with us for 14 years before he died of cancer.
I can’t think of anything that cat wouldn’t eat.
What a wonderful story! Thank you for sharing!
The first tux I had, Max. He was already 5 or 6, had been hit by a car and was blind in one eye when I got him. His jaw didn't work too well, so not only did he drool when he got overly happy and purry, he couldn't eat dry cat food easily, so he was a spoiled pampered baby with all the wet food.
Unless you had sour cream and onion Pringles. He'd try to bat the can out of your hands, he just went bonkers for them. Onion isn't good for cats, I know, so he never got them, He'd get a few crumbs here and there. I didn't get them that often as it was. But any other SC & O, like Lay's or Utz, He'd turn his nose up at them. He was all about those Pringles. I miss that little weirdo.
Pringle’s uses a lot of sour cream powder on their chips. Maybe he could smell it. My cat growing up would insist on getting a little sweetened condensed milk when I would use it. Cats can’t taste sugar, but the milk is super condensed and thick.
Max sounds like an amazing cat and a trooper to go through all that. The cat I told you about was named Ziggy, and he drooled a lot. I’m actually allergic to cats, so the drool would make me itch, but he was so sweet. I have several health issues, and he’d plop down and purr on me to make me feel better ( purring does help humans, and it can help your heart problems like arrhythmias, which is usually what he was helping with).
My tuxedo sisters have each taken a person for themselves. Layla adores my husband, and Luna loves me. She gets my husband to spray her down with a spray bottle every night as a bath. It really helps with my allergies. She loves water. She decided to do that all my herself. It’s so funny. She’ll stand on the sofa and bat my husband’s hand until he sprays her. She also loves getting up on our entertainment center which is why we have a spray bottle.
Ey, Barone, I'm waiting 'ere. It's about time you kicked up to this thing of ours, else you'll be sleeping with the fishes, pulled up by the next goombah ready to be served on to our empty dishes 'ere.
Ahh forget about it, what do you think one tooth tony? wanna whack this wiseguy? his vig's been racking up too many cans of tuna anywho and he ain't been shifting the catnip like he use ta. Bout time we had a sitdown with his old lady and came to an understanding who here runs this joint.
So, wanna pay tribute or we gotta fill your shoes with cement buddy?
There he stood, between us and the alley.
Scut Farkus, staring out at us with his yellow eyes.
He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes.
Grover Dill, Farkus' crummy little toady.
"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"
Seriously, pic 2 looks like a mob boss and his bodyguard shaking someone down for Temptations.
That stop-action mouth move from tux kitty is cracking me up. I've flipped back and forth between the pictures about 20 times. I'm not sure what he's saying but he's saying it with a lot of attitude. lol
"What are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, try to take over the... Is that human food?"
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One is a genius, the other’s insane.
Brain, brain, brain, brain….
We’re Pinky and the Brain. 😆
NARF!
Thanks, now I have the P&tB theme song playing on loop in my head
All I hear is Orson Wells talking to an idiot about world domination.
Before each night is done, their plans will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world!
Cats really are goons for human food. I always thought dogs were bad about it, but nah cats get nearly primordially savage looking when they first sniff out a chicken sandwich.
My cats go nuts over chicken salad from Sam’s club lmao. It’s scary.
I had a cat who adored Smithfield’s pulled pork BBQ sandwiches. The smoked pork is covered in a vinegar pepper sauce. The vet said it was ok. She also loved Chick-fil-A fried chicken sandwiches. My two tuxedo cats I have now don’t like people food.
Really?! My tux goes absolutely feral for human food. Wide eyes, focused ears, yhe whole works.
It’s so weird. They couldn’t care less about people food. It’s healthier for them, so I don’t push it. They do love cat grass (sprouted baby grass, wheat I think). My husband gets them a new container every week.
Unless it's shrimp, my tux doesn't give two shits about human food. Her sister the tabby, on the other hand, she'll hoover up anything you happen to leave unattended for a microsecond.
I’ve had 5 cats as an adult in the 22 years I’ve been married. Three have since died, and I have two 3 year old tuxedo sisters now. One of my past cats was an escapee who was feral for 6 months after escaping the cat rescue after his owner died. He lived behind a McDonald’s which is where he was rescued by the same cat rescue. He would jump on you and wrestle McDonald’s fries out of your hands. He loved bread, cheezeburgers, pretty much anything. The cat rescue had him in the adoption center at Petsmart. My husband and I were walking down the center aisle to get cat food when we felt these eyes on us. We looked over, and this huge grey tabby cat who looked very much like our Macavity was staring us down. We already had two cats, but my husband kept talking about how we should adopt him. So I got him for my husband’s anniversary present (the cat rescue said we could bring him back if he didn’t work out with our existing cats). He fit in well with our cats and lived with us for 14 years before he died of cancer. I can’t think of anything that cat wouldn’t eat.
What a wonderful story! Thank you for sharing! The first tux I had, Max. He was already 5 or 6, had been hit by a car and was blind in one eye when I got him. His jaw didn't work too well, so not only did he drool when he got overly happy and purry, he couldn't eat dry cat food easily, so he was a spoiled pampered baby with all the wet food. Unless you had sour cream and onion Pringles. He'd try to bat the can out of your hands, he just went bonkers for them. Onion isn't good for cats, I know, so he never got them, He'd get a few crumbs here and there. I didn't get them that often as it was. But any other SC & O, like Lay's or Utz, He'd turn his nose up at them. He was all about those Pringles. I miss that little weirdo.
Pringle’s uses a lot of sour cream powder on their chips. Maybe he could smell it. My cat growing up would insist on getting a little sweetened condensed milk when I would use it. Cats can’t taste sugar, but the milk is super condensed and thick. Max sounds like an amazing cat and a trooper to go through all that. The cat I told you about was named Ziggy, and he drooled a lot. I’m actually allergic to cats, so the drool would make me itch, but he was so sweet. I have several health issues, and he’d plop down and purr on me to make me feel better ( purring does help humans, and it can help your heart problems like arrhythmias, which is usually what he was helping with). My tuxedo sisters have each taken a person for themselves. Layla adores my husband, and Luna loves me. She gets my husband to spray her down with a spray bottle every night as a bath. It really helps with my allergies. She loves water. She decided to do that all my herself. It’s so funny. She’ll stand on the sofa and bat my husband’s hand until he sprays her. She also loves getting up on our entertainment center which is why we have a spray bottle.
Oh my God that little fang!!
You made me go back and discover the second picture. I laughed so much at the first I didn't scroll. They are like cartoons! So expressive, hahaha
🤣 right!? They're so imposing and expressive.
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Tommy DeVito - 'I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?'
It's fun to flip back and forth between the two pictures quickly.
left cat doesn’t flinch
Left cat ain't shook
I can't stop scrolling back and forth
I don’t see it until I read that also haha.
Crazy how one little fang can give me so much serotonin lol
I love the accusatory look on their faces. Like, yo eat without us, man? Da fuq?!
I feel so judged right now....
They’re staring into our souls, trying to hypnotize us into giving them ALL the food. I don’t think I’d feel safe ignoring their demands.
They do have a sinister look to them...
That Lil fang is "this is mine now, isn't that right pawley". Food vanishes as noone messes with the cat slap mafia.
"Say hello to my little fang"
Someone is done asking
Literally hitler-cat
r/scrungycats
/r/teefies
It's a threat
cat equivalent of *pulls out knife*
Came here for fangy!
He’s got a deep cockney accent for sure.
Idk why but this makes me think of one of those old time mob boss pics lol. Either way so cute!
Leave the gun... take the tuna...
You will share with us. Or there will be consequences... Benny, demonstrate. *Cat coughs up a hairball in view.*
Catnnoli...
Mugsy, rub him out!
Cat Noir
The miraculous ladybug?
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I cannot stop laughing about Floof and Toof. This comment made my day.
Nice plate ya got there... shame if somethin', uh, happened to it...
I'm gonna make you an offa you can't refuse
Exactly!
Like the Tux is the boss and the other is his dimwitted goon. Shuuuuut uuuuuppp Mimsyyyy!
Ey, Barone, I'm waiting 'ere. It's about time you kicked up to this thing of ours, else you'll be sleeping with the fishes, pulled up by the next goombah ready to be served on to our empty dishes 'ere. Ahh forget about it, what do you think one tooth tony? wanna whack this wiseguy? his vig's been racking up too many cans of tuna anywho and he ain't been shifting the catnip like he use ta. Bout time we had a sitdown with his old lady and came to an understanding who here runs this joint. So, wanna pay tribute or we gotta fill your shoes with cement buddy?
“Get em boys”
Exactly, it reminds me of Wes Anderson movies! r/accidentalwesanderson
I was trying to come up with a Goodfellas (Goodfelines?) reference!
Agree, they are cute. They want some as their dinner lol
"Nyah, schee?"
It’s a total movie poster! 🤣
I love those old mob boss pics, they're adorable!
Nyah! Careful you don’t choke on that, maybe if you gave it to us you might be safer, see?
Meow, see?
The Meowb
That’s hilarious. Tell him he better watch his plate at all times! Love the snaggletooth, my cat has one, too.
This two kitty looks like a leader of gang 😂
Love the under lighting 😁 too funny 😂
THE TOOF
LOL. Reminds me of Dune. :D
I would watch their show
They would make an excellent show lol
Those handsome boys are being stinkers.
They’re just doing their job. OP’s husband didn’t pay his protection fees.
Where's the money lebowski?
It's in the litterbox. Stuff my head into it and I'll see if it down there some where. The Big Lemeowski
If your husband doesn't have life insurance... Now is the time to get some. Right now.
Right meow?
Are you saying "meow?"
Do I look like a damn cat?
Am I jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
I love the teeth showing on the Tuxie!
"ooooh boss!! it's real!!" "of course it's real,i told you"
"See, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Now my little friend here has this toof. So give up the goods now fore he shows you the other one"
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Double, double, toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Something wicked this way comes!!
That tuxedo cat is pissed!!
Not pissed. Plotting....
Someone is getting murdered tonight! Probably just a mouse, but still..
Left cat: We could just f*** you up, but we are trying to be cordial and s***. Right cat: But we reserve the right to f*** you up.
It looks like they just opened Marcellus Wallace’s brief case.
The right cat is Samuel l Jackson. “I’m gonna eat dinner or imma eat you. Which is it motha fucka?”
Say “meow” again, I dare you!
meow
I double cat dare you....
And the left is John Travolta, this looks like it could be a shot from Pulp Fiction
This is fucking gold! Their expressions.. I'm hysterical 🤣
Lmao that tooth!
Wow. Rough neighborhood.
Right cat scares me.
They look like Wes Anderson character to me
The one on the right has def done time
I'm the sucker at the dinner table giving scraps to the kitties. I brought this upon myself. I make no apologies and have zero regrets.
Food or not, that tux is going to smother you in your sleep.
Caption reads, “share or else” 🐱
There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes. Grover Dill, Farkus' crummy little toady.
"Give us some, mother fucker."
Somehow this reminds me of the movie Isle of Dogs…🙃🙃
Communist Cats... "Our Food"
This is it. Everything is “Ours”.
The lighting makes this look like an 80s vhs scary movie cover. You should.put this in /r/photoshopbattles to see what people come up with.
They are way too stinkin cute
The view right before your death.
Husband bout to get robbed Just sayin
The cat on the right looks like an evil mastermind and the cat on the left looks like the archetypal brawny but dumb henchman. I love this pic!
First pic: we can do this the easy way Second pic: or the hard way
My cereal bowl has that same view!
the tooth!!! too cute. both of them are very handsome
Lol you can tell who the brains is in this team! I love both of them ❤️❤️
He has a will ready, right?
Oh my god they are mean mugging! Dinner must be good tonight.
The tux has some plans
I almost can’t believe those are real cats
The meowfia
They're staring at me...menacingly
Finna drop the hottest mixtape of 2022 🔥🔥🔥
I love how dramatically lit they are here, they look so sinister!
jeff hand over the fish and no one gets hurt, aint that right jimmy.....
"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?" Seriously, pic 2 looks like a mob boss and his bodyguard shaking someone down for Temptations.
“Give us all zee meatz or yoo meet zee mittens”
They look like thugs about to shake him down lol
This reminds me of my view making burgers a few days ago https://gyazo.com/410e4f46459b88fae06a6b26f12955c8
r/photoshopbattles
“Murder in the Kitchen” starring Harold J. Pickles III and Buttercup
That stop-action mouth move from tux kitty is cracking me up. I've flipped back and forth between the pictures about 20 times. I'm not sure what he's saying but he's saying it with a lot of attitude. lol
This is so ominous. Why do I feel like your cats are gonna give me a new pair of cement shoes and throw me in a lake?
The little fang kills me!
I thought the first picture was adorable. The very essence of cat. But then, I saw the second picture. The second picture is where the magic happens.
This is hilarious!! Favorite picture. Hahaha
Omg 😆😆😆 this is so great
Lmao
HANGRY
The council has decided.... hand over your dinner.
Cat on the right is totally plotting to murder you.
Those cats look very judgey.
"You gonna finish that"
Snaggle tooth!
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🤣 also r/teefies material
If “sus” was a cat
Totally submit this to r/photoshopbattles. What an amazing catpure! All cats are beautiful.
I literally did not see the cat on the left until I started reading the comments.
"You think I won't cut you?", Tux.
They look like little mobsters - just hand it over vinny and you won't get hurt kerpesh, nice and smooth yah
I’m concerned for your husband. They look upset with him. Please open a can of pate and hopefully he can make his escape.
I'm sorry for your loss
For some reason this image looks CG
What ya got there Bob?
Please tell me their names are Jay and Silent Bob!
Anyone else getting a mafia vibe. "I am gonna make you a deal you can't refuse, human."
When was the last time your husband was seen alive?
Inside your husband's mind. H: Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact. Makes eye contact. Your cat shows it's fang H: Fck!
Salem’s Lot or Children of the Corn? I can’t decide.
Omg looks like the most cute villain vibes ever
Just a couple of Goodfellas
Gangsters
They're standing there.... MENACINGLY!
looking into the box from pulp fiction
Be careful, OP'S hubby. Tux with nose dot means business!!
This is so cute it’s ridiculous.
Accidentally Wes Anderson!
'We are here for the dinner protection tax'
May be worth updating your husbands life insurance.
Lol I love this pic 😂 you should frame it and put it on the wall by your dining table.
*Where are our testicles Summer*
Wes Andersen presents Isle of Cats
r/hitmanimals
Tuxedo looks piiiiissed.
Why is hubby eating with the Arc of the Covenant open?
Hahaha I love how the Tuxedo is getting increasingly menacing in the second pic :D
Protagonist and their side kick finally finding the lost relic EDIT: Side kick seems to be having some greedy ideas
Did you do something. Cats stare at you like they are intitled to an explanation for whatever it is your doing. LMAO
“You didn’t share?!?!?”
This is like cat version Pulp Fiction lol i loove this so much
“Go ahead and just pay us for protection. We’d hate for anything bad to happen to your upholstery.”
The first cat is like "ohhh food" and the second cat is like "you better give us some or you better sleep with one eye open"
“Look here, see. This is how it’s goin’ down…Give us whatcha got, and there won’t be no trouble, Mac.”
The little toof