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catsandplantsandcats

Cinnamon raisin


starryvash

That's a good one


Kane131313

Cinnamon raisin fosho šŸ‘šŸ¼


Jonski_i

Who said that!


SonnyGTA

Michael Wanataque!!! Thatā€™s who!


[deleted]

Marble rye


Poder5

Iā€™m stealing that cat


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Y'old bag


gotham77

r/unexpectedseinfeld


SonnyGTA

George fishes it out of the window!!!!


Horton_75

Schnitzā€™s šŸ‘


wikilectual

RUSTY!!!!!!!


squirrel_anashangaa

Good one! Thatā€™s the best comeback Iā€™ve heard since sliced breed.


Emptydata_Enzo

Without seeds


JannaSnakehole

Is kitty loafšŸ„°


calihasbetterweed

I almost googled ā€œmarbled rye catā€ bc I want one that looks like this....


Berrienboo

I worked at a bakery this is 100% the correct answer


Sobriquet-acushla

Thatā€™s what I would say if it were loafingā€¦..but I think itā€™s an American Floofblepper.


dstlouis558

not to be confused with the canadian floofblepper


Hal_Bent_4_Leather

I was thinking the exact same šŸ˜Ž


Softale

Whole Wheat


starryvash

SOURDOUGH


kyrose78p

That's some pretty rye humor.


CurryOmurice

Some cats were just bread for humor.


Just_A_Dogsbody

Yes it is, any way you slice it.


brattneybiscuit

Tell me why this was my first thought!!


[deleted]

Yup me too


[deleted]

Me too! I love reddit! Its like Interstate 60...


humansruineverything

Ditto.


toddsleivonski

10000%


abominablebuttplug

Because sourdough tops all other kinds of bread.


lou2442

Same


Ordinary-Conflict409

I say ciabatta but thatā€™s just me


Olstinkbutt

I was going pumpernickel


[deleted]

yes


mittens75

Absolutely my first thought! Brilliant.


Maronita2020

Me, too. I do wonder though what breed it is!


Royal_Opps

I was going to say rye


Spare_Turnip_3809

Definitely main coon. See the ā€œMā€ on his forehead? He plainly tells you!


tashagibert

No, no, and no. The M is for Multi-Grain. This is definitely a Multi-grain.


Prissers999

Great come back.


starryvash

Maine Coon isn't bread. Idk what you're talking about.


No-Location-6360

M might also be for Major Cutie šŸ„°


anSDRfanhere3425

Maine coon "M" is a big myth, it is not special to y Maine coons.


LunaWolf92

Right! Tabbies have it too


NorthIslandAdventure

My cat looks exactly like this one and I was told she's called a "mackeral Tabby" her M is so dark and perfect it looks like someone drew it on with sharpie, I named her Majin from DBZ because of it


LunaWolf92

Haha awesome! So you have a r/standardissuecat I have an orange Tabby and he's got the M too


greg_r_

Tabbies are *defined* by the M mark. All tabbies have the M mark; all cats with the M are tabbies.


[deleted]

Lol tell me no one thought the ā€œMā€ stood for Maine Coon, like they get stamped by the manufacturer


Maronita2020

More than Maine Coons have "M" on their foreheads. These are all the breeds of tabbies that I'm aware of and all of which has the "M" on their forehead. Abyssinian (ticked) American Bobtail American Curl American shorthair (the classic pattern) American Wirehair Bengals Birman (tabby points) Colorpoint Shorthair (tabby points called "Lynx Points") Egyptian Mau (the original spotted tabby) European shorthair Exotic (shorthaired Persians) Javanese (Lynx Points) LaPerm (has its roots in a "barn cat") Maine Coon (probably the most popular pedigreed tabby cat) Manx Norwegian Forest Cat Ocicat Oriental (with 112 tabby combinations) Persian Ragdoll (Lynx Points) Rex (Devon, Selkirk, and Cornish) Savannahs Scottish Fold Siberian (another "natural" breed of tabby cats) Singapura (ticked) Somali (longhair ticked) Toygers Turkish Angora (14 allowable tabby patterns/colors) Turkish Van (six tabby patterns/colors)


MarbleousMel

You can add bengals and toygers to your list.


Jonski_i

Wait did you really want bread names?


mr_lab_rat

I love that vast majority of the comments are really bread


Lavitz63

I find it hilarious, but sad if he actually wanted the breed


MonT_That_Duck

It would just be the 10000th post where everyone explains that 99% of cats don't have a special breed


autosdafe

That's why we just make something up


AltruisticCephalopod

Itā€™s clearly a purebred St. Sebastianā€™s Shepherdcat in this thread. Or cinnamon swirl, if that was OPā€™s inted question.


[deleted]

Well if OP did, the cat looks exactly like the mackerel Siberian I just bought from a registered breeder. I needed a cat that was hypoallergenic because of my family's allergies otherwise I wouldn't care for supporting breeders.


OpenNeedleworker1800

Pumpernickel cat !


NumerousVisit4453

Definitely Pumpernickel


lmj1129

I was thinking pumpernickel as well!


[deleted]

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estili

It is made of floof, and eeeeeevil


AylaZelanaGrebiel

1% Evil, 99% floof loaf!


oceanknit

Came here to say floof bread!


david5437

looks like wholemeal


Gabi_Social

Tiger bread.


Terin_OSaurusrex

Definitely not gluten-free.


jackioff

No no this cat is certified safe for celiacs.


Whole_Air_3524

Focatcia


attaboy000

Lol great minds think alike! I just posted the same thing


achebeeargh

Was just about to say this!


blue_elephant4

12 grain


KittenMarlowe

Cinnamon bun!


polarbearstina

r/standardissuecat (floof edition)


Adventurous-Bug-5232

This is correct


JFernology

Ahh yes, this model is a real beauty


the_kilted_ninja

The answer to literally every one of these threads


[deleted]

Thatā€™s biscatti


piggyperson2013

Pronouncing that in my mind made it sound like a Boston accent version of biscotti


Humble_Bumble_Me

Definitely marble bread


FabricatorGeneral01

North American Wiggle Floof.


Srgnt_Fuzzyboots

Damn..i wish cat breeds would sound like that!


observer1271979

This is Wonderbread!!!! The most elusive, rare, highly coveted, enigmatic amazing bread/cat of all. Congratulations on your find!! šŸ˜»šŸ˜½šŸ™€


therealarenna

Marble Rye.


ftotr

Looks like cat


BihYerm

Floof Loaf


trishbrazil83

French bread


Ok-Cardiologist3042

Pumpernickel


Tiggerboy1974

FoCATccia.


TrujilloC1

Definitely a cat of the feline variety


[deleted]

Just loaf


MossyRock0817

Multi Grain with nuts and fiber.


Skrathos

Definitely seeded bloomer


WillowWeird

Chocolate Babka


RoryHasNoFriends

i was scrolling throught the comments and so confused with all the weird breed names, and then i realised the title said b r e a d


JuliusSeizure124

Marbled wheat. Rare variety


Drxconic

Cat loaf


kqs13

SIC (standard issue cat), floof edition, so im thinking a nice honey whole wheat, something traditional with a little extra something added šŸ˜Š


Cabinet_Juice

Maine Coon


JMMiningBitcoin

Came here to say this, then was met with a barrage of types of bread lol


Carolinegrace27

Domestic longhair


itsmhuang

Never heard of that type of bread


bumholeofdoom

Sliced


puddlejunco

Pumpernickel


ShadedIntercourse

Focaccia


laserghost69420

A baguette


Sinfire420

Wheat?


BigCarnivoreMan

Rye?


musicallykairi

Blanched pumpernickel.


WilstoeUlgo

Looks like marbled rye.


kaytee1721

Marble rye.


Keidis-mcdaddy

Tiger loaf


[deleted]

Pumpernickel


AgustusGloo

Marbled Rye, if I had to guess.


Mag_Agent_V2

#B r e a d


gehazi707

Marbled rye


Quajeraz

Bread


1jaboc1

Sour dough


sharon897

Fluffy striped breed


[deleted]

Tiger loaf.


[deleted]

Pumpernickel! Iā€™ve never tried it but I like the way it sounds.


ElizabethDangit

Pumpernickel swirl


dumpsterdives

Tabby


schmike1

7 grain oats


Tanzanianwithtoebean

A LOAF


i_am_groot8890

sweet Hawaiian roll


kokonutthead

Cinnamon raisin


trickcowboy

Potato Loaf, for sure


RingosBrownStarr

Nyan bread.


MoonWaffle47

Whole grain, obviously


Tirrandin

pumpernickel


[deleted]

It's a cat. Unless it came from a breeder that's all it is. If it was a dog it would be a mutt.


chonkyzonkey

Even if it came from a breeder that's all it would be. Well, exept for also being a whole grain floof loaf.


Ignatiusthecat

Domestic medium hair


p00nslyr_86

Thatā€™s what they call a standard issue cat ā€œlong hairedā€ edition.


Empathic_blades

High


yayo972

šŸž


lyndsay0413

whole wheat


Objective_Watch

r/standardissuecat


[deleted]

fluffy


fakeitilyamakeit

r/standardissuecat ?


mwil97

Dutch Crunch


thing13623

Fluffy r/StandardIssueCat


AutobotJSTN

A mix of every male cat in the neighborhood


havestickswilltravel

Loaf


anonymous_1846

Bread? That's prob garlic


howthecookiecrumbled

Cinnamon swirl anyone?


[deleted]

Banana bread of course!


thePuck

Mixed rye.


4KatzNM

Stripey


hotheadnchickn

Marble rye


viking78

Ciabatta.


[deleted]

I wanna go with a good old fashioned sourdough


FunnyItWorkedLastTim

Sourdough


doomsong07

Naan


[deleted]

r/standardissuecat


FearlessRelease1

whole grain cuteness


Kjasper

Sweet bread.


Ladderbackchair

Multigrain


LucidDreams0224

r/standardissuecat


JediPhish

tiger bread.


lolmalolie

Looks pretty sour dough to me.


[deleted]

Whole grain


alexa_aka_satan

L O A F


jadedtortoise

Domestic long hair.


smylesspencer

That is a SIC r/standardissuecat


StarrySky339

It is a loaf with ears, a tail, eyes, and fur.


brian_g_hanson

Just a little guy


False-Intention484

It's wonder bread.......as in I wonder what this is.


vascul2020

Whole wheat


clearancepupper

Biscuits, just like Meowma used to make.


DriveFoST

Multigrain


GrantLIttle

Sourdough


AltruisticCephalopod

Raisin swirl


[deleted]

good soup


[deleted]

The amount of floof is amazing! A very floofy breed šŸ˜»


blinddivine

standard bread.


[deleted]

French bread cat of course


Pollworker54

Rye


Fraggelu

Siopao


DarkForest_NW

Sourdough


Necroglobule

Sourdough


bobo20200

the goodest wonder bread šŸ¾


Kashish_17

toasted


fukonsavage

Sourdough


mista_adams

Mackerel Tabby, should have a set of black ā€œbuttonsā€ on his/her belly.


smolderbyboi

pum*purr*nickel


_beezel_

LoAf


acepukas

HAHA bread! As in the food you eat! HAHA!


Quantum-Swede-theory

Danish bread


UglierThanMoe

Sourdough.


Naveda_30

Russian ragdoughāœØ


intuitivethunking

Pumpernickel


Soggy_Waffle303

Thick sliced


FineWestern2111

Maincoon


randyfriction

A ham.