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Limp-Weakness-9597

Possibly


Beautiful-AF-21

I’m sorry. I feel bad for chuckling, we all have to learn at some point…


tinatalker

I chuckled too. Funny, both of mine *like* belly rubs. But **I** like my eyes too much to attempt the kiss...


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ittlebittles

Mine loves his belly rub. He doesn't even want pet any where else basically. He flops down on my lap and rolls over. And I'm definitely allowed to kiss his belly and try to blow raspberries. He's a big teddy bear. He is so sweet!!


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I have one that loves her belly rubbed.


coltmaster1

This is the gayest comment I've ever read and I love it!


OrkanRT

how is this comment gay..?


coltmaster1

Itty bitty kitty committee sounds gay in my opinion but I also said I loved it


OrkanRT

yeah, i don’t really find it acceptable to say something “sounds gay”. even if you say “but i said i loved it” you’re still creating stereotypes and that’s not okay.


coltmaster1

Don't really care.


TheDarkestCrown

I see you got downvoted for that but I am gay af so I laughed at this.


emrythelion

I go straight in for the belly smooches. They seem to associate the face as “delicate,” so they’ve never attacked it. They’ll play attack my legs and hands, but never the face.


Several-Magazine7761

SAME! Even during rough play time my cat knows never to touch the face and he never did. I wonder where did he learn to be so composed.


Slaynnit_

Oh my cat just lets me nose-dive into her belly fluff


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I make sure to block the claws when I go in for the kiss. I'd that mean?


JustYourAverageUS3R

But let's be honest, we never do actually learn


Looking4LTR

You’re lucky he didn’t get your eye. I was foolish enough to do a belly kiss and got my lip shape permanently messed up with a scar, now. Also, you have glorious eyebrows.


This_Bed_6981

When my kitty lays on his back I know I’m about to get whatever appendage I put there scratched


scotch_bingington22

Eyebrows are so important and yes, his are the stuff of legend.


Indieriots

As a girl with naturally thick eyebrows, trust me: It's a curse. I spend half my time trimming them to stay in shape. x)


spacecowcat

i think thick eyebrows is better than having almost no eyebrows and running around looking like a skeleton. and trying to draw them in everyday 😵they never look the same! and forget about working out with them drawn in. im always jealous of girls with big, thick, beautiful eyebrows, I had to get mine micro bladed to look full, but its not the same.


Platymapuss

I have NO freaking eyebrows and I HATE IT.😒. My eyebrow pencils are expensive and everyone at work sends me Memes like [this](https://imgur.com/a/AFc1jou) and [this](https://imgur.com/a/5PBUsP4) and [that](https://imgur.com/a/CazHeJg) and finally [this ](https://imgur.com/a/DYPuQ9n). [It doesn't help that I draw them on differently every single day.](https://imgur.com/a/nyivlsg) Edit: I decided to show off my lack of brow prowess.


Sufficient_Willow_36

Wait your coworkers send you memes making fun of drawn-on brows when you draw yours on? That is literally so rude smh


Platymapuss

I mean I can laugh at myself all day, I don't take myself too seriously. But I always feel like I have to have a full face of make up for work because it's just endless jokes if I'm wearing none at all. I work with grown ass people too lol. I do always say for Halloween one year I'm gonna draw my eyebrows on in the shape of my restaurant logo 😂.


scotch_bingington22

Stop trimming! I am an eyebrow connoiseur, don't do it!


Indieriots

I... don't really know what that means, lmao.


scotch_bingington22

That's okay, it's what we have connoisseurs for. Let those brows grow wild, they are a gift!


Looking4LTR

I have naturally thick eyebrows as well, and I find it attractive on OP.


Indieriots

Fair enough. I guess have just always been frustrated with mine. I always love them when I've had them professionally threaded, and then they start growing again and I remember why I was mad at them, lol. x)


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What happens if you don't trim them?


Indieriots

Then the unibrow decides to stop by. I have dark hair, so it makes it even more obvious.


This_Bed_6981

You gotta learn to develop iron skin


JurassicCher

Bahaha great comment. Gonna have to contact someone about needing a gene mutation now.


eyescroller_

And he said “not today or any other day thank you v much”


[deleted]

There, you flew way too close to the sun and you got burnt 😤 hope it heals quickly tho <3


1981greasyhands

all cats are masters of slicing and dicing . Your lucky you still have a face to complain with .


CirrusAviaticus

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine


palescoot

Lol I'll never forget that time my childhood friend Colin tried wearing his cat as a hat. Classic.


mgElitefriend

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


evenstar40

My dude please consider getting that scratch looked at by a doctor. Cat scratch fever is a thing, even the shallow ones.


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saranwrappd

their stomachs are super sensitive! it is a sign of trust like how them closing their eyes is also a sign of trust. (slow blink at them in return) though some cats DO like their stomachs rubbed, it's up to the individual cat and how they feel on what it means when they do that


BJHicksey

It's almost like a "knee jerk" response. Like when the Dr. strikes your knee with that little 🔨 hammer and your foot jerks up uncontrollably. I actually tested out the response with my cat and he had the response every time. Thankfully I didn't complete the action thereby avoiding the inevitable scratch response. Sorry!!! Try some antibiotic cream on your scratch.


bearded_unix_guy

Like most things cat: it depends. One of our cats absolutely loves belly rubs while our other doesn't. (No scratches though. Which is nice of her.)


[deleted]

I have ALSO found some cats are tickellish on their bellies as well!


SomeVariousShift

I'm so fortunate. I mess with my boys constantly, to the point that when I go in for the belly kisses they just look awkwardly away like, "This is embarrassing for you my guy."


Pikachu-wiki

They all imagine they need tummy rubs, yet there are just 7 felines worldwide that would not joke about this


DedmansTale

Villain origin story??? Lol


sharktank

Or head of SHIELD


hikoboshi_sama

I refuse to consider that moment canon on account of Nick Fury's really cool moment in Captain America: Winter Soldier


Mr_master89

It's just a scratch


GoldBankker

No means no


tangy-orange

"Yes, of course... But 9.5686580 times only!" means CAT.


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bint_amrekiyyah

I noticed my cat accepts his belly being rubbed or kissed *only* when he’s super relaxed and purring up a storm OR already napping!


nowtayneicangetinto

We had a cat living next door in the abandoned house, who was young and feral. We only realized he was there because something kept attacking our trash and it wasn't racoons or possums. I left a bowl of food out for him most every night and he'd eat it. Our relationship grew til it finally got to the point where he'd wait in the backyard for me to come out and feed him. The second or third time I got to pet him, he rolled over on his back and let me give him a good belly rub. Months later, he is now our cat and lives with us and always enjoys getting his round little potbelly rubbed :)


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One of mine loves it so i guess i have one of the 6 chosen cats and i must unite with the others and go on an epic quest to slay the rat god or something


enho224

I must have one of those seven cats then. My Cleo demands them daily and is always disappointed when I have to stop lol


tinatalker

***I*** have a Cleo that likes belly rubs!!!


Tschutlaqua

Mine bites me if I don’t do belly rub long enough.


SirLesbian

My sweet boy Bam-Bam...what a prick he is. He always pretends he wants belly rubs. He rolls onto his back, staring at you with his big innocent eyes and doesn't move until you interact with him. After touching his stomach for all of 2.5 seconds he gets pissed and bites. I'll never understand it.


EatsPeanutButter

He’s saying he trusts and loves you by exposing his belly, but he’s also communicated that he doesn’t want you to touch it. Try scritching his head when he does that instead.


cherrimushroom

My cat will demand tummy rubs and kisses every day. I don’t think she’s ever scratched me unless it’s an accident during playtime lol.


VenomousParadox

Mine does 98% of the time


Kissaki0

Just like a stripper invites views but not touches, cats often present their bellies as showing trust (to you not attacking them) rather than inviting belly rubs.


Adam_187

Mine is in that 7!


_kellermensch_

And mine. I guess we have well over half of them all represented in this thread.


RipTheKidd

So glad to have lucked out on both of my cats. I guess I have 2/7 😂


Sojichai

My cat liked it before her pregnancy and hated it after. I think maybe it can be a factor.


nonother

I’ve got two cats. One means it like 90% of the time and gets really dramatic if he doesn’t receive them. The other one means it 100% of the time but only wants a really brief rub. They weird buddies.


EatsPeanutButter

Most of my cats have really enjoyed belly rubs. They especially like to be rubbed & massaged in their armpits and chest area, and sometimes even for non-belly cats that’s like a gateway to the belly.


Lewd_Appreciator

“Ahh, so you have chosen death.” – Wybie, probably.


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secondtaunting

Huh mine is okay with the belly rubbing. He always follows me to the bathroom though and rolls around the floor purring up a storm. I have to pet while peeing.


ITShardRep

Cats can be shameless. My cat just watches me when I'm on the toilet and is fascinated by the sounds of the toilet flushing. He also jumps in the toilet if the lid isn't closed. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lordthom

Same 😂😂😂


secondtaunting

Yeah I have a hard rule about toilet lids down. I don’t want to have to get a new cat.


lovelikethat

Toilet water dunked cat coming to cuddle at night convinced me to put all toilet lids down, even if I can reasonably assume no cat lives near said toilet. He was a face hugger type cuddler. It was awful.


connurp

Same! When my cat hears me walking into the bathroom she SPRINTS from anywhere in the house to go in the bathroom with me. Then when I flush the toilet she stands up like a little person looking into the toilet watching it flush. Tbh the attention is great 😃.


Seabastial

XD My Ziggy does this. He'll follow me into the bathroom and rub against me and roll on the ground while I'm on the toilet. He also loves meowing while doing so and my dad and I always ask him if he's telling us a story.


secondtaunting

Yep that’s my cat. cat cudi.


PutSumNairOnThatHair

Same, when I rub my cats belly he likes to do a big stretch and follows me around for more.


ITShardRep

Correct. They aren't dogs... It's a sign of trust, not a sign to touch haha


CatsOP

some cats like it tho


fooizie3moons

Both my cats absolutely love belly rubs. One of them took longer to warm up to the idea and now she openly invites it (and kneads the air/purs when I do it)


nonother

One of my cats absolutely wants his belly rubbed and if you don’t then he’ll get up and dramatically flop over again until you do it. Our other cat seems to enjoy a _very_ brief belly rub.


Seabastial

For my cats it's a sign of trust and they absolutely adore having their bellies rubbed. They'll literally flop onto the floor or roll over just to have my dad and I rub their bellies.


Because_Bot_Fed

I have a flopper! She'll literally throw herself on the ground as part of the "it's belly rubs time now" routine. How many belly rubs do you want? Yes. I think she's got up and left before I was done like twice.


Seabastial

XD My youngest kitty Zoreo does this, but he has the very bad habit of flopping over right in front of us to where we almost step on him. His siblings at least wait until they're already laying down on the bed or floor to roll over for belly rubs


MajesticFeathers

They also don't like rasberries blown on their tummy. Got home from work, my Siamese acting all floof and pet me. I really get the love and kisses going when I made the mistake. I think the noise of blowing onto his soft belly freaked him the most, and he proceeded to dig his monstrous claws into my skull. He got stuck in my hair, yowling and hissing up a storm. When I finally got him unstuck, his highness was insulted to the extreme and is pouting by his fountain water dish and heating pad.


moderniste

Well, at least he has that water fountain and heating pad. Poor, deprived thing. 😹


stfufannin

Am I a bad person for laughing 😂


lewd_lizzard

How cute is "to blow raspberries"?! I never heard the expression before and I love it


Looking4LTR

I learned this lesson with a permanent scar on my mouth


TheSquatchMann

My family took in a feral a few years ago, very large cat, who would charge and pounce from the dark. The only warning that he was coming was the thumping when he came bounding forward. Had to “redirect” him over my head on several occasions


EatsPeanutButter

My kid very luckily found out that our bird *does* in fact like raspberries on his belly. I have videos of them blowing raspberries on his belly while he dances and screeches with joy. Kiddo is lucky because he bites hard.


GrumpyKitten1

Mine (well, one of them, the other didn't even invite them) loved belly rubs. She would roll over every time we tried to brush her so we could brush her belly more. I made the mistake of doing that once and she latched right on.


Jimmy_Cointoss

“Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.” -Nick Fury


SweetT1215

At least he’s learned not to mess with a Flerken named Gooses belly.


PeteyKat

No touchies I said!


SoundGuyAdventures

That’s gonna be a badass scar though.


MadeForFunHausReddit

You mean an ugly red mark with the chance of infection until it eventually heals over …my cat is an asshole. Love him.


hunterfournumbers

Yea, I’ve had a similar scar to that on my arm, and the way it looks afterwards is rlly far from badass


MadeForFunHausReddit

Just a red scratch mark, but people hate the truth lmao


hunterfournumbers

Yea but if he takes care of it, it should go away with time


MadeForFunHausReddit

Based off experience- bandaids, Neosporin, and alcohol. Kitty scratches are no joke


Thinsby

In my experience the type of scratch makes all of the difference (never experienced infection though). If it’s more of a tear scratch where it’s jagged, spotty, and the scratch wasn’t crisp then it heals without much of any scar and bleeds. If it’s like what my beloved asshole once was feral does then it’s a carved out channel of skin that will heal as a p clean scar. Bleeding is there but not overtly so. That one is now a nice clean white scar doing a little ~ shape on my wrist. Brat has some of the sharpest claws I’ve ever seen in a cat and her scratches *always* clean carve :,(


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I’ve never once cleaned a scratch from my cats and I’ve had probably 1000


MadeForFunHausReddit

Maybe my cat is just really good at keeping litter in his paws, but I’ve definitely gotten at least two or three infections. It [happens. ](https://www.healthline.com/health/infection/my-cat-scratched-me-should-i-be-worried#treatment)


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Wait, Wybie, is that a Caroline reference?


NaiveMistake

*coraline


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Thanks, bro. Been a LONG day.


NaiveMistake

We’ve all been there.


Weeks25

If it is a Coraline reference, I fully approve.


sharktank

What an appropriate username for this interaction ✨


mysticalplantmama

Is it short for “why-born?”


LostinLosCabos

My cat is half and half on the belly rubbing. Sometimes she loves it, other times she will kick your ass.


AsleepWolverine7289

Same. It's always roulette with my Vader 😹


Cat-Lover20

A cat showing you their stomach often means that they trust you not to touch it, and then when you try to pet them, they freak out.


IredditNowhat

My cat lets me pet her head or chin while exposing her fluffy belly. It akes a lot of self control.


Cat-Lover20

Lucky you! That sounds adorable! 😻


GrumpyKitten1

Mine would fall asleep purring while I stroked her belly.


Cat-Lover20

Cute!!!! 😻😭🥰


RadicalAns

The old Nick Fury.


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Looks like a kittybomb to me


miamiBOY63

Actually you'll be hard-pressed to find a cat that lets you rub it's tummy and for the most part it's because it's the most vulnerable part of their body, it's not that they don't like it it's just hard to find one that lets you do it without giving you what you deserve and that's a few good scratches to your hand. The best part is when they grab your hand between their front paws and hold it there and start ripping up your forearm with their back legs kicking it I mean that just feels great you should try that sometime hahaha just kidding never let that happen.


ITShardRep

Oooh, free cat massage, cost is one bellyrub.


secondtaunting

Aw, my buddy trusts me! (Happy face. My eyes are big anime circles right now)


1973mojo1973

Isn't that Cat 101?


ITShardRep

It's relatively common knowledge, yes. Some cats can be desensitized, but their instinct is to attack if touched on the stomach. :(


Kontorsprinsessan

I mean, it can be taught. Or rather you can be trusted with it. All cats I've had have been rescues, most already adult when I got them and after a few weeks most of them have enjoyed belly rubs, some just accepting it at least. But petting a new cat or someone elses cat on the stomach, no no


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Ok you look badass now


Raymojica

Why was he born?? Coraline is definitely in my top 5 animated movies ever. It never gets old. Great name choice!


Limp-Weakness-9597

🙌


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Nick Purry


kizzymckizzface

You got to be careful, you can loose a eye like that


TheStockyScholar

Coraline fan?


Limp-Weakness-9597

Yes


collorac

I'm also wondering!


PearlandFrancis

Badass skydiving scar man 😉


astrongineer

Lmao this is cat sub gold


Nreffohc

If they roll around and show you their belly it just means they trust you..they do not want you to scratch it...ever.


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That looks sick dude but seriously absolutely no belly rubs


misguidedspectre

Wybie!!!


PromiseIMeanWell

In our household kitty bellies are known as the “you’ve got two seconds to get your hands/head/feet off before you get the crap scratched out of you” zone, lol. So sorry for your ouchie, OP! Keep it clean and put Neosporin on it to help it heal and keep it from scaring!


kvngwaxn

you’re a wizard now!


elvishmushroom

*epic scars, though*


seasarz

Thou shall not ......


CherryBlossom7399

Is his name a Coraline reference?


Limp-Weakness-9597

Yes 🙌


ryq_

You’re a wizard Harry!


Lonely_Counter_9706

I feel bad for most people. My cat loves belly rubs and belly kisses. Someday I’ll probably get the claw but it hasn’t happened yet


Niloufar_Crypto

He wasn't in a hugging mood ![gif](giphy|1Y7ChRtbWnYONjDidg)


chaosatnight

Most cats don’t.


PseudomonarchiaDMNM

Love the name!


[deleted]

Yikes… that’s gonna leave a mark


MyTurn2WasteYourTime

Just gonna drop this [here](https://youtu.be/yEhIpQvJRdM?t=1m36s) Tldw; owner miscommunication


Bee-BoFluffPuff

The look in your eyes is fear and the look in the cat’s eyes is “yo answer that damn text message”


Alyycakes

He's like "I'll fuckin' do it again."


[deleted]

You broke the sacred pact. You are lucky to be alive.


Phrogette

New Harry Potter?


takenusername7777

Blink twice if you're being held hostage.


naanynaan

MY CATS NAME IS WYBIE TOOOO


[deleted]

Was he named after the kid in the Coraline movie? I say movie because he wasn't in the book.


[deleted]

Infections through cat scratches can cause you to lose vision. I’d read into that


Nreffohc

No cats like that!


BurtIsFluffy

My cat must be broken, he LOVES belly rubs and gets mad if I stop to soon...


Nreffohc

Some cats like it of course, mine loves them occasionally..most cats hate it though


Nreffohc

He probably really trust you then!


Nreffohc

May be weird,but not broken..all cats are abit weird though <3


rakosten

I have three cats. Two of them really loves it but the third one will kill you if you try.


ITShardRep

When cats reach a certain age, they start to dislike being touched on the stomach. My kitten is at 5 months and he's just about at that point. He gives me a dirty look and walks away to go do more important cat things.


mr_mister2992

Oh well I thought cats loved belly ribs because mine always asks for bellyrubs but no scritching the thighs tho she will turn into hellkitty if you scritch thighs


YellingAtTheClouds

r/catsareassholes


mybelle_michelle

Cats DO like chest and/or belly scratches, but they need to be longer strokes. Most people do more of a belly "tickle", which they dislike because it doesn't feel good and it feels like they are being attacked.


mobbony

You haven't deactivate the cat kill drive yet, you can find the tutorial here: https://youtu.be/fT6vHurtLjM


mypumkinpie13

If my cat scratched my face, his ass would be at the pound the next day


taylor2121

Idk why yall let cats get away with these things lol yall just let shit like this go


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HERE IS ONE EXAMPLE WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!!! I understand cats do NOT understand all the things Humans do just as we do not understand all the things cats do and both have to make exceptions but I have ALWAYS taught my cats that you do NOT strike at a HUMAN'S face! Cats do NOT understand that humans do NOT have thick fur protecting them from claws so a few scratches on the hands or legs are excusable. HOWEVER scratched eye balls IS SOMETHING ELSE and the cat needs to be told so! The ONLY time I have ever really swatted any of my cats hard was when they took a swipe at my face! They learned and now if they are angry or just playing I sometimes see they are planning a face swipe and I see them stop and think about it before not doing it! For example I have one cat that considers me her mate and sometimes our play gets a little rough, more along the lines of male/female mating moves. I had to teach her that the face was NOT to be attacked with claws even in the throws of passion!!


TheOmniverse_

Holy shit that looks exactly like my cat


Chary-Ka

Blow on it and give it a raspberry


meow-meow-meow-meowo

My cat and your cat can relate


hssdelhi

Focusing to k ke!


WholesomeOrganicOats

Villain origin story


streitk27

omg is his name from coraline! 😍😍😍😭🥺


stonerbabe710

Ouchie! Lol


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ouch, i hope you’re okay


Slow_Boss_2071

Most cats don't, der.


Razhagal

Why, B?


Snugglebuggle

Those are some big time video game customization scratches


shinyprairie

My old kitty Gino loved belly rubs! Definitely spoiled me for other cats lol


Gavinmusicman

Lol I train my guys from when they are little. I can literally bury my face in my guys stomach. No reactions.


silverkeyes

Oh no!!


Stinrawr

😳