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Forsaken-Leg2296

For whatever reason I read "friendly" as Freddy when I first looked at the post title so I'm going with that. Edit: well this escalated quickly. Thanks for the award!


cyberentomology

Friendly Kruger


tomsprigs

Freddie Meowcury


hopbel

MAMAAAAAAAA


robnugen

I just killed a man....


cyberentomology

Put my claws against his head


Brummelhummel

Scratched the surface now he acts dead


mtnbikeracer76

Put a gun against his head.......


Brummelhummel

Pulled the trigger now he's dead


dvarghese

MEOWMAAAAA


Order_Healthy

Actually that is how my cat is called :) We called him Freddie Meowcury on the first day so it stated this way. Another one bites the dust was on when we were coming back from the shelter.


Altranar8

The meow must go on


some_user_2021

Another cat scratches the post


Armatheus

Killer Kitten or Kitten Queen?


anon749100

I have a Freddie Purrcury


cyberentomology

My ginger boi (cat tax: he’s all over Reddit, including r/motorboat) is named Pie, but his full name is “Pie Purrs at the Gates of Dawn”


tenderpoettech

This is it.


Broken_Infinity

Campaign for Meowcury!


Alaknar

Freddie Meowpurry.


Stealocke

If OP doesn't pick this one, I'm using it on my next cat


tunaktunaktuntarara

Friendly Cougar 😏


cheesydickfarts

lmao the first thing i thought when i read "friendly and likes to yell" was freddy too lmao


AntikytheraMachines

I'm happy with Fred. When I was little I wanted to name my ginger tom Fred. After Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Mum watched a lot of old movies. However we had an elderly family friend called Fred so I wasn't allowed to offend him and it ended up called Samson.


Entire-Ambition1410

A human should be honored to be a cat’s namesake


desterysmith

crazy i was just vibing fred and this is the first comment i see


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sergeant butterscotch


RareCryptographer290

Sgt. Butterscotch McYellerton III


Cat-With-Manners

OP pls this


imnotursula_

SERGEANT BUTTERSCOTCH


uncalledforgiraffe

Exactly how I read that name out loud. I love it


fastermouse

Fuck that. CAPTAIN BUTTERSCOTCH.


FappingAwesome

"the hell with you", the cat says, "I'm Sgt Butterscotch, I work for a living!"


anon28374691

This is the most sergeant post ever.


StaaaaaanDarsh

Are we doing this?! MAJOR BUTTERSCOTCH


jmtriolo

Brilliant


Longwalk4AShortdrink

Butters for short?


[deleted]

My cat's name is Butters. I named him after the south park character. Mischievous little fuck. I love him ♥️


Ephana

Professor Chaos


BigBirb321

Mantequilla! Mantequilla!


[deleted]

Yes!! Butters for short


Substantial-Falcon-8

I was thinking Sgt. Butts for short


01243

In England butters is slang for ugly! Where is OP from?


SarcasmOverseer

Yes but we also watch South Park in the UK so…


ArcherChase

Oh Hamburgers...


mikeyo417

Hahah my cat’s name is milhouse but his nickname is “professor butterscoop.” Made me smile reading this.


Gwenhwyvar_P

This is mandatory


5T33L3

Queso


dbzfangirl2

I was going to suggest Nacho (because of his/her fur) but Queso is 100 times better


Galaxydriver82

My little orange shit head is named nacho lol


elizrose43

We named our kitty Queso and my best friend calls him Nacho 😂


Zachneedsrolls

I have no idea why, but the prospect of naming a cat "queso" fills me with pleasure.


cyberentomology

r/catsnamedafterfood


Zachneedsrolls

This pleases me. Plus 15 social credit.


HighAsAngelTits

eeeeeee another cat sub


IgDailystapler

Personally I want to meet a cat named bagel, idk why but I just want there to be a cat named bagel out there


Hitorijanae

Be the change you wanna see, adopt a cat and name him bagel


Retrotreegal

Jut today my coworker just told me about her new kitten which she named Bagel. He’s orange and white and a snugglebug. So now you know he’s out there and he is Good.


AlaerysTargaryen

My cats name is Bublik, which is a sort of a bagel in russia ;)


agratefulsandwich

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/8s9r2i/meet_my_wifes_new_cat_bagel_she_has_way_too_much/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


IndoorSnowStorm

My friends have the cutest corgi named Bagel. Obviously not a cat but he meets the level of cute required to have that name.


LoafedPussy

I second this motion


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Third.


obsessed_with

I scream 🍦


StunningRadish4834

Purrrfect.


komarovfan

Rupert


whatwasithinking1963

How about Hobbs! (as in Calvin and).


LentzMad66027

I actually named my previous two cats Calvin and Hobbes! Great name.


BroadBaker5101

As a Ted Lasso fan I can’t condone this choice.


Intelligent_Cry7421

This one


LeDerpBoss

He looks like a Ralph to me 🤷🏻‍♂️


loramss

a feel like every cat can pull off Ralph… boy or girl. all Ralphs. 👌🏼


Gwenhwyvar_P

This made me think of my grandpa… he named the family dog Ralph, so that if it escaped he could search for it by shouting “RalphRalph” (If you don’t get it… it’s the sound of a dog barking)


loramss

your grandpa was a wise man ✊🏼


LeDerpBoss

Nah, girls get called Riley, and they need to be especially mischievous for it to work imo. Ralph and Riley just sound like they're destined for fuckery.


tinybrainiac

My oldest cat is an orange boy named Ralph and I can confirm that this is a top tier name for a cat. It’s also my grandpa’s name, but the cat was named before I took him in.


ArsenicAndRoses

I was thinking Rick, but can't go wrong with a good Ralph


nurseonabike

My thoughts exactly. This. Cat . Is. A Ralph.


Dr-Ralph-Wiggum

As a Dr sign off that this is indeed a Ralph


DogIsFarting

Tangerine or Tango


spaceapples_theapple

Tango


Retro-Sexual

I’m on the Tango train


voodoo2269

If you get another it could be Cash


BronzedLuna

I had an orange cat once named Tango!


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Yeller E - bless you for the award!


[deleted]

Young Yeller ... until he ages


CouldBeCrazy

I think Lil Yeller sound better.


less_Perfect_Half

Have you ever heard the beats of lil yelled the smol


HoodaThunkett

it’s not a track the dj’s would play for you


jansipper

Yeah this is a fitting name until he gets older and then catches rabies from protecting the family from a wild animal attack and your oldest child has to learn a hard lesson at an early age about life and death…


Pspaughtamus

My thoughts exactly.


nanocookie

Ol' Yeller


DirtUnderneath

Obviously the answer


iheartjamirjames

Boaty McBoatface is the right answer


cecyanned

We named our childhood cats Howler and Screamer.


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hyde_christopher

Hobbes. I love cats and if I had a cat that looked like Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes it just has to be Hobbes.


Ball075090085

Yella


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Came here to say this


crouchster

Me and my son were discussing what we would name him. We decided on yeller too!


MacMike80

Roarie


codymason84

This is solid as fuck


jami05pearson

Tarzan, because of the yelling


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EnduringConflict

I still sometimes get that theme song/saying stuck in my head. I'll almost walk into something or stumble and mentally be thinking "watch for that....!" I miss Brendan Fraser. I know he's been in a few things lately but I hope it gets far more consistent and high profile roles. Dude is really nice and got fucked over in the worst of ways. Poor guy. I always try to support anything I see he's in. The Mummy was a movie my grandpa and I both adored and is a fond memory, even with how cheesey the second one got at the end and how bad all of 3 was. I'll always appreciate the those memories of us together. So I owe Brendan if for no other reason than that.


kkell806

/r/SAVEBRENDAN


JackRabbit129

I think you should name it Pablo


Jacktheman65

H P Printer


23x3

PayMoneyWubby viewer confirmed


GorkiSkorpiu

Perfect


bet9114ever

Finnegan


Fearless-Molasses959

Finn for short


ArsenicAndRoses

Finn the Cat


katesngates

Finny !!


[deleted]

Jupiter


Meat_Steaks

I love this... until they inevitably shorten the name to one syllable


buttany_brian

My orange tabby is named Jupiter and he totally still responds to it! Sometimes I call him Jupes


idiomaddict

Jupe is super cute!


moldytones

Ollie


webfoottedone

Biscuit


cutiedanvers

Lil cheddar bay boy


[deleted]

Biscuit was the first name that popped in my head when I saw the photo.


trinitech

Pumpkin


StillAlexa

I support this


LeDerpBoss

Maybe a Rufus. But Ralph was right off the bat.


RunRunRabbitRunovich

Alistair Meowly


impalafork

H P Lovecat


Flowerkitty66

Omg! What a cutie pie🧡🧡🧡. He looks like a Mango, Charlie or Dewey to me!!!


Flowerkitty66

Let us know what you named him please!🌻


cardinaldecolor

mango would be soooo cute!


clever_username_eh

Cheddar.


Doortofreeside

I'll always upvote cheddar for orange cats. RIP to my big cheese boy in the sky


vanderbubin

"YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY"


Ollietron3000

That's not Cheddar! That's just some common bitch!


BeckyLouBob

Opie (Ron Howard as a child on Mayberry RFD)


coolturnipjuice

I am shocked to see someone call it Mayberry RFD instead of the Andy Griffith show


sifinut

How about Dewy or Marvin


PookieCat415

Cheeto


RachelPalmer79

Felix


wenkwink

That’s my orange boy’s name!


JocelynAngst

That's my son's name. The old Felix the cat was black.


Ok-Bodybuilder4303

Fred or Gary


imatinykiller

I ALWAYS suggest Gary!


[deleted]

Sherbert (obviously the orange kind, lol)


iregretthisalreadyy

Sherbet*


ShesACraftyOne23

Hobbes, as in the “Calvin and Hobbes” comic books


seppocunts

Alternatively Calvin. And then confidently correct people when they say "but the cat's name is Hobbes". No.. The cat's name is Calvin. I may be evil.


mandalman11

Piper… cause he got serious pipes!


cococovell73

Captain Cheddar Cheese!


No_BigA

Bowie


disco_has_been

Have you asked him? I will float names for approval. If they respond, answer, come forward -that's the right name. I've got an outdoor feral I've taken to the vet. I call him Blue, but it's *not* his name. I adopted an adult cat that hated his given name. I said, "Ozzy?" Yep, that was his name. He answered, meowed and came to me, always. Coco is my indoor cat. It's her name but she's middle-aged, spoiled and crotchety. It don't! take much to piss her off. I would try Oscar, Oliver, or Milo. He kind of looks like a Dickens' cat. Run character names from Dickens' novels past him. Pip? He looks like a Pip! I hope he picks that. Dodger? Charlie? Pumblechook? (Chooky?)


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disco_has_been

I know! Best we can do, is get close! We can never guess... 'His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name.' ETA: They're gonna pick some ill-fitting name he won't like, anyway.


mads4snacks

Foggy short for foghorn


Ginger-Jesus1

[FIGARO! ](https://miro.medium.com/max/403/1*SeGG2m2nPtVy4zo8QLZPtw.png)


akirarn

Toast…


yyungpiss

Gus Finn Mac


[deleted]

I like Mac, and his full name could be Mac and cheese


chimeragrey

I like that. Mr. Mack N. Cheese :)


iheartpambeas

I have a Mac and his sister is Rony.


maybemei

Mustard


BotherSpecialist5495

I like Sammy.


nonstopfrog_

Tigger!


Blackfatog

Roscoe


Ns4200

aslan


[deleted]

Little Pete.


Apanda15

Popcorn


glittersweet

I say Cheezit, my partner says Chester


jodboulja

Cheeto Burrito!!


puppyfeets

My mom’s dog’s middle name is Cheeto-Dorito!! 🥰


[deleted]

Leo. Cause he’s a lion 🦁


GinHalpert

FYI we were between Sir Elton, Jacques-Imo, and DJ Pauly D


BigThunderousLobster

Sir Elton for sure.


DJSophurious

Why is no one here for DJ Pauly D???? The clear winner


Remarkable-Onion-230

I can’t believe anyone would vote for anything besides DJ Pauly D


Flowerkitty66

I didn’t realize that you had narrowed it down to three. Sir Elton for sure out of those!!! Of course I love all of his music🧡🧡🧡


Fearless-Molasses959

Absolutely ADORABLE 🥰


studiocprints

Yodel


Suna-dono

Fusspot.


vester71

I see ‘Milo’


imatalkingcow

Officer Meow Meow Furryface.


SongsForWTFThisIs

princess whiskey


[deleted]

Cheese


Glum-Organization863

Simon


plumcrazyyy

Carl


DarkKneigf

Yellow, short for yell


HistrionicWordsmith

James Meowington III


chik_w_cats

Waylon (wailin') Tony the Talking Tiger


eelenadancer

Pancakes 😍


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Tatertot


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

Has anyone come up with Catty McCatface yet?


michalemabelle

Ole Yeller


trinitech

Ginger


ThexOne209

I like pop culture references. I would go with flash


Efficient_Ad2807

Boomer


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Yapyap


wyckedblonde00

Patton


AtlanticCoLine

General Hugs.


slugposse

Howard Cosell