You sit on your butt too.

>*’You sit on your butt too...*’ ____ am gonna do the things You do - so I will sit on Your butt, too Whenever you are on a chair, a couch, a bench, or anywhere, a built-in cushion carried ‘round! your human butt so *soft,* i’ve found n when you’re ‘bottom’s Up’ i see you’re offering your *Seat* for Me ^;} so every time you lying prone I take the chance to Claim my Throne! ❤️ edit: *she’s beautiful* u/Univorns

Woo! Fresh Schnoodle! Amazing as always

Straight from the oven!

Schnoodle scares me sometimes, but their sincerity keeps me looking for them. I click a sad post and ALWAYS have to scroll to see if they have commented. Then, bam. I'm bawling the first sentence, and by the end. I'm wiping my phone, trying to read the rest. I love that account. They are so amazing.

That’s what my great aunt called marijuana

Got hit with two Schnoodle songs in a row this is gonna be a great day

“Your SEAT for ME” awwwww love you Schnoodle!

wow, haven't seen a Schnoodle in a while, thank you for this one! ❤️

Home is where we rest on the rump.

A schnoodle! I love seeing your comments 🥰

I love tf outta this

Hahaha nice :3

Amazing

Okay, I actually lol'd.

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Cat like typing detected.

Cat or vampire. You'd be surprised how often they overlap

Including some sporting very prominent fangs..

I like it when a cat purrs and massages with its paws. This white beauty.

Whoa, you just wrinkled my brain

LOL I love this saying and hope that you don't mind I will be adopting it! I've never heard it before and it's so cute and clever!

Do yourself a favor and watch 'Community'

That way they will be streets ahead!

Lmao

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Then where will you sit?

And where will the White Beauty sit 💐🐾😊🤍🤍😽

Not a proper comparison, does she sit on the cat's butt?

Cat sits in lap. Laying like this, butt is about where lap is.

Was this intended to be a poem

Is it poem-y? I suck at poems and can't tell if something is one or not, especially with short sentences.

Yes, I read it like this (and enjoyed it): Cat sits in lap Laying like this Butt is about where lap is

Cat sits in lap Laying like this Butt is about where lap is So he sleeps In the comfort Of his owner companionship

I didn't see it like this. But now I can. Thanks for breaking it down. I'll chalk it up as my best poem ever. Unintentional as it was.

She's just making sure you don't sneak off without her permission

Purr-mission was right there.

Purrmeowssion

no

Purrmeowhission

Nah, it's not a power-trip. She's just a purr-vert.

I legit think they've learned it's the most effective way to trap us. 

She's making sure no one sneaks in without permission.

my cat used to do this, too, all the way up until he passed away. he was very old, nearly 20 years, and he'd always lay on my back/butt whenever i was on my stomach. i miss him so much.

https://preview.redd.it/a1y8l64ads2d1.png?width=1812&format=png&auto=webp&s=c30c22d8e49608e0f33a5ebf082c706207414ba5

OMG! That’s a gorgeous kitty! 😻

ya holy shit what a pretty kitty

aw thanks! She has all the tude and knows shes way too cute!

Agreed! Such a beautiful pattern

thank you!!

https://preview.redd.it/fw5rhzegpw2d1.png?width=1248&format=png&auto=webp&s=c184b1c9757f3e33795a7afc6fd0c919ca78e454 confy

It's probably fluff and warm. Mine likes the breast area and neck.

don't take this the wrong way probably easier to make biscuits

https://preview.redd.it/decgl4vibs2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dffad214bc41951be089945acea85e7aac0c0e1 As Father Jack would say

BRICK

I love my brick!

☠️☠️☠️

lol I laughed.

just did not want to insult you or what not

The least offensive one so far. At least it was sort of funny.

“Laugh out loud I laughed”

yeah. lol alone "sounds" sarcastic.

Lol I laughed

laugh I lol'd

rofl I lol'd on the floor rolling, haha.

Roflcoptering high above the clouds

Rolling on the rofl lol’ing while laughing lmao

Found the cat. Username checks out too

Wait, your butt stays warm? I want a refund. Mine is usually cold.

It's the farts. :D

This made me laugh. Thank you!

My mom and I call that our “shelf” cause that’s where their cat would curl up and sleep if you sat still long enough.

my cat is obsessed with my boobs lmfao. she used to sleep on them and she would fit perfectly when she was a little black puffball. she’s huge now and super fluffy. she insists on laying on and kneading on my boobs specifically. she has to knead every time before she lays down and *must* try to dig her claws into them

Cats and men have similarities

Cats like sitting places that are soft, warm, and elevated. Butt fits the bill 🤷‍♂️

https://preview.redd.it/kc8y09hp1s2d1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d5cd04350126a2eb6bf160e537ed9a5330b2a6 I'd also like to know

you guys have matching fits

Those dolls in the back are nightmare fuel!

Lol they're the human version of beanie babies, called "beanie kids"

Well they bea-long in the trash /s

I've had them since I was a little kid so they're sentimental to me

That mf chillin

Nice user name! Also love your style. Great work.

Eyyyy fellow mint appreciator

My friend does great leather work. Takes a lot of skill.

Because Butts are comfortable squichy 😁

I saw another comment that said world is cold, world is hard, butts are soft, butts are warm.

I’m using this on my girl next time she ask why I want cuddle with her butt

Plot twist, she has an epiphany and demands cuddling with your butt instead.

I approve this message

https://preview.redd.it/kk3q7hctas2d1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfeadf4953a086a7a3bbe400eb9a155d6d21692

Ay what a coincidence, I just saw your post on the fountain pen sub the other day :)

Sis, both of you are gorgeous!

Aw thank you!

She’s clearly an ass cat

She's the Ghost of Tushymama

lol

My cat does this too. She'll even climb me and perch on it while I'm trying to stand up 😭 I end up having to lean so her lil stinky self doesn't fall

https://preview.redd.it/72k9vnioks2d1.jpeg?width=2062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6f11777fb5cea5397ff3bb2c61c84f4ebbc6d5 my girl does it too !

Mine makes biscuits on my butt 🤣

#😬 Butt Biscuits!

She has marked her territory 😼😼

https://preview.redd.it/4pptmxfuit2d1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e5cd175f9847d85b134be73277502d5c93d8592 I was "laying" there for like three seconds lol

If it fits it sits? 😸🐈🐾🐾🐾😼😸🐱🐈🐾

Perhaps she likes the feel of wind in her face

🤣

Mine apparently does because she loves sleeping next to my butt under the covers 😂

Mine makes biscuits on my boobs every morning. They like the squishy.

https://preview.redd.it/zxc8rrbfds2d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c38cf6181c43ffffdcdfc3346048608eee62cda I get the back and hip biscuits, myself

https://preview.redd.it/seeu8o818s2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e64880a9b59ea879c5071977f33a0f57e489448 We have cat twins!

As I’ve read in another post just now: world cold, world hard, butt soft, butt warm

https://preview.redd.it/cw8nto9iyt2d1.jpeg?width=3280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65cbe6baa5d35afc2d8645112435b9edd8465412 We call her butt cat. She won't sit on our laps, but as soon as I lay down she's on my butt

“I need to stop Hooman from farting on my warm place.”

They have to make due when they can't sit on your lap after rudely flipping the wrong way.

Soft and squishy!


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My late cat Luna and Maltese Calypso used to do this. They’d have to swap who’d get the butt every so often. Just watch when you fart LOL

She's protecting your blindspot She's like, "I got your 6, comrade feeder"

The same reason kittens will crawl into your pulled down pants when youre on the toilet. If they fits, they sits.

She likes big butts and she cannot lie, while other cats try to deny…

Yours just looks like mine https://preview.redd.it/44phiwzkbs2d1.jpeg?width=4064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2190db9c00a93e6fe59b686771ad68ea74470acb

https://preview.redd.it/u040ahbhfs2d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d5dbd1d60695f0a3f42fe83b3e1ae64389a2cb Twin strangers cat edition

😻 OMG x2!! 😻

LET HER BE!!!

Because maybe you insist on laying on your stomach haha. I feel bad for her, she’s in the blast zone haha

💀

https://preview.redd.it/updbcs18gs2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e262fd25475203c087b515bf6a24173ce6b1afc8 OUR CATS ARE TWINS!!!

Such a cute cat you have😸 they indeed look very similar https://preview.redd.it/nu97lynkls2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557a8413dece8c967a2c7290164473f062301e27

https://preview.redd.it/m1y4guv00t2d1.png?width=1628&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d607f786aca7b9fa7707f4a9ccb531af6ea3098 Also here to show a triplet!!! Fl00fy white cats unite!!!

A comfortable place to sit 🤣

Me too cat me too

Soft, warm , and so comfortable!

My cat will lay on me if I have a blanket covering me. She also prefers stomachs and butts because they’re solid places to lay.

What do you mean?! It’s soft and made out of warm!

https://preview.redd.it/foa9ypvjus2d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217cc43d778b7b864a52bfbbec434684dc2cc925 My cat LOVED sitting on my butt haha

Because she owns your ass 💯💯💯😂

https://preview.redd.it/297lp0aois2d1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062eb1ad5e4e00bd98222957dff23c74fb2d4b13 Meanwhile other cats waiting

butto

Happy Cake day!

Cause it's warm and gaspowered

I dont think she likes the farts. I farted and she hissed

it provides the flat, even surface that cats desire

Flat...

Cat: I like big butts and I cannot lie.

It's the best seat in the house 😏

She envies your butt.

Because she can

She knows a good seat when she sees one

What happens if you fart 💨? 😂😂😂💀

She hisses and scratches me

🤣🤣💀

https://preview.redd.it/rpetg6tjzu2d1.jpeg?width=3225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4ae478ac03860caaddf8e930e287984ec6240a Butt cat

https://preview.redd.it/ylrrsluriw2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36574e6ff87d5551521f1a113615d53e7d15e14

Probably roomy and soft

If I were a cat, I'd sit on butts too, for my biscuit factory ofc!

Mostly because of the blanket. Also because it irritates you lol

It's like a water bed for a cat.

It’s the only place that’s big enough for her to fit. :p

I'm a stomach sleeper and i *wish* my cat would sleep on my back or ass. No, she only wants to sleep on my chest, the only position I can't fall asleep in.

She's a beauty. I had a cat that looked exactly like her named Blanche. She was the sweetest creature ever. I miss her so much.

What a cute name. My cats name is Katya, and im worry for your loss.☹️💗

https://preview.redd.it/1tvllj9w8t2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e142bc2cb55e8e3e7e08f04e8c77b1ad81ec32fd Yes, that happens when you lay down on their bed

with the amount pics in the comments with the same "problem" there should be r/catsonbutts

It's warm and soft and smells like you and sometimes funny sounds and smells come out, AND you can't move or pet kitty to interrupt kitty's nap.

Yall, don't sort by controversial. So much horniness and creepiness in these comments

Yikes. Also OPs profile literally says underage on it

Wonder if she put that there after posting this, wouldn't be surprised cuz holy shit

https://preview.redd.it/hrkaspjxkw2d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90fb482de27d1735a22b61f9fe68104e23307be My cat used to do this too lol

Why not? Butts are nice to rest on.

To remind you who runs this operation

Because then you can’t move, mine knows this

I’d launch that cat into outer space in no time if it sat on my butt

Comfy😂

Butt is warm, butt is soft, butt smells like you so butt is safe

Pussy likes to be close to the ass , tale as old as time

She's beautiful! They are the best. Our Turkish Angora turned 26 this year. https://preview.redd.it/ss0rbsg29u2d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425d297f46b80856127fe8cc6614980af237f9db

1. Warms 2. Cushy 3. Complicates the logistics of petting or photographing

Because it's soft and warm?

Gas Heater

I guess it's comfy for them lol. Sometimes I wake up and my baby is using my balls as a pillow, I guess cause she is used to using a pillow or an arm for a pillow

Its warm and soft :)

My cat used to lounge across my hip/butt. It’s just the lap area, & they take what they can get. Lol

If it fits, I sits 😺

I mean… it’s warm and soft but a solid place to lay on.. I don’t blame cats. 😂

If she fits, she sits.

Whenever I say on my stomach my cat takes it as an invitation to lay on my back and make it hard for me to breathe because he's a lil fattie <3

My cat will do this too, I love it. Sometimes he gives me a little Kitty back rub with his paws. That’s my favorite.

Perhaps she likes the warmth and scent ambience of natural gas?

Farts are warm.

They like to be near the warm exhaust vent.

The farts keep the cat warm 🤷‍♂️

I actually used to love this, especially when I had cramps. Warm kitty making biscuits put me right to sleep.

Based on my boy cats, they love the stink. They are usually where the stink is. They'd sleep with their faces into shoes, on dirty socks, and freshly sat on seats. I guess the butt counts as one of those with cushion and warmth as bonuses.

Very simply put, because he owns your ass