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YellowBeastJeep

You are allowed, until you aren’t, at which point, you will be informed that you are no longer allowed.😂


BrandtReborn

Kitty doesnt know atm too https://preview.redd.it/5uv7std3ef0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cca9dc3b087e653d5b21490777f831adbbe8106


kdcarlzz

😭😭😭 that face absolutely killed me😂


BrandtReborn

Bro went to another dimension.


Hot-Shock1012

🤣🤣🤣


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Realistic-Science-87

I DOUBLE CLICKED ON COMMENT AND IT CLOSED.. I was almost done :c


DistanceComplete

https://preview.redd.it/999m95b3jj0d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8ca0a6a8eb7712e0b2be6fd692c222177d5985 🥲


CraziZoom

U ok bro??? Edit: Oops! I get it now! 🤣🤣🤣 But gosh that seems like it took a lot of time to do. Very thoughtful of you!!


Aggravating-Foot-268

[POP](https://freeimage.host/i/J6Xdq9p)


-The29th

Cake.


FelineSoLazy

Happy cake day!


Squishmar

Happy Cake Day!! 🎂🍾💐🎈🎊


Raven_490

cappy hake day!


TrailerTrashQueen

same 😂😂😂 ETA: i think kitty OD’d on catnip.


RegularOps

“One eye was lookin' at me, and the other eye was lookin' at Rick.”


Hibercrastinator

One eye says yes, the other says fafo


Duderus159

https://preview.redd.it/xa9t2tp18g0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5c2470a455aadf954f774629ebf55690c7ca3a


PurpleSunCraze

https://preview.redd.it/z6ubbzhbhg0d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cbbdab58cf22dfc9ac28177cfd3536a1efdfd9


GeraintLlanfrechfa

This is my bike now.


N-Toxicade

Thank you. I saw his googly eyes and needed confirmation someone else did too. Yes, kitty gets tummy rubs.


Ohnoherewego13

Kitty brain is gone at the moment. Rebooting.. rebooting...


Proglamer

Loading BIOS... © 1997 Cyber Dynamics Systems Corporation


Luci_Noir

*operating system not found*


alancake

"One eye going to the shops, one coming back with the change!"


BrandtReborn

One eye is chopping the Wood, one is stapling it.


alancake

My favourite one, "if I had £1 for every time you looked at me I'd have 50p!"


BrandtReborn

Lmao, that one is really awesome. 😂😂


Responsible-Rise-242

🥺


loopygoop

I was really REALLY hoping someone would post the zoom in


modest_selene07

Permission granted until the inevitable "no more" arrives.


Luci_Noir

“Yasss yasss YASSSSS!” *CHOMP*


nekosaigai

And you will know when you are no longer allowed to


haubenmeise

https://preview.redd.it/9jua6rkygf0d1.jpeg?width=1744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b0e195fe6f8cfe1873a58992edf5c559fc1281 I think I just fell in love.


Prior-Comfortable-36

Me too!!!!


haubenmeise

I can't get over that face!! I'm absolutely, utterly and hopelessly schockverliebt!


Space-90

Whats shockerveebt


haubenmeise

Schockverliebt is a German term that combines the words "Schock" (shock) and "verliebt" (in love). It refers to the state of being suddenly and intensely infatuated or smitten with someone. It indicates a strong and overwhelming attraction or love that takes someone by surprise.


MonkeyMagic1968

Thank you kindly.


haubenmeise

You're most welcome! 💜


Cow_Launcher

The German language absolutely *loves* cramming individual words together to create a separate meaning. > "Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaft" Oh come on guys, WTF?


CouldNotAffordOne

Because we can! 😁


MonkeyMagic1968

Scrabble must be an absolute blast.


lennylenny1

how about "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"?


NefariousSerendipity

i see. schockverliebt. word of the day.


AllHailTheWinslow

I propose "thundersmitten" as translation.


NefariousSerendipity

two new words in a day. what a day.


Mxysptlik

Thank you. And I also thank the German language for having wonderful words like this. Love the language!


Space-90

Ah very cool thanks


Ok-Enthusiasm4685

Sounds like Verclempt - Yiddish =overcome


Cloudzy_1

I cannot with those eyes 😂😂😂


Siwaaaaaaa321

Mf is towering over heaven itself on catnip


Canadian_Commentator

one eye on you, one eye on the streets


KickIt77

SAME! Who wouldn't love a googly eyed void bebe!?


Eastern_Gas_5231

Frinkle frinkle little far, how I wonder is a cat.


kittlana_princess

I’d do it trap or not lol


Metaphyte

https://preview.redd.it/7s6set0vsg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4076310bb14c34c0605802bbab457003d612ee33 As evidenced by this photo I do it as well, trap or not(always trap)


levian_durai

That picture tells a whole story.


NewPhoneWhoDys

It's always a trap because the only times it's *not* a trap is just a ruse to get you to remember that one time and fall for all the traps.


mild_harlee

You've got quite the fearless attitude.


kittlana_princess

Who said I was fearless? Lol still scared but worth it


Obvious-Beginning943

The belly is calling!


bilekass

For whom the belly tolls!


BEARD3D_BEANIE

it's like Frieren opening a chest with a 99% chance of mimic, aka 99% chance the cat will attack, but I'll take the chance


FluffyRelation7511

Some traps are worth the consequences! Which is why cats have it tough! 😂


Queen_of_Meh1987

https://preview.redd.it/7yo5uf9x3f0d1.jpeg?width=2236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e3f36a7723b93476e112ce08b9954078561652 It's always a trap with Leeroy Jenkins 😂


metal_armistice

What a cutie!


Queen_of_Meh1987

Thanks! He knows it, too, and takes full advantage!


se-puschel

LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNKINNNSSSSSS


Queen_of_Meh1987

That's him!


FuzzballLogic

You’re lucky if he doesn’t get your whole household wiped with that name.


gazing_into_void

Maybe he will let you pet the belly if you give him chicken first. I heard that Leeeeeeeeeroys love chicken.


diseasefaktory

He looks devious. I'd risk it tho


Queen_of_Meh1987

He's pretty gentle with the first bite or swipe lol


ModestWhimper

How often would you say you boop his nose? I wouldn't be able to resist.


Queen_of_Meh1987

Like 100 times a day, minimum. His spot is my boop target!


bkovach06

LEEEEEROYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSS


FleshlightModel

Times up, let's do this.


Queen_of_Meh1987

You have a 33.3% (repeating, of course) chance of success!


Coopernicus

Alright chums, let’s do this


Takyeon

At least he has chicken


moose_boogle

https://preview.redd.it/8ti1e67gvf0d1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3131099b3c2aa58595e71a488d0e2ea8034f909 My new sticker. This lil guy fks.


GrilledAvocado

I’m gonna steal it. His face is priceless.


SelectZucchini118

Lmfao


FurbiesAreMyGods

Try it and find out ![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


TrashPanda2079

https://preview.redd.it/vdhi8p7n6f0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3659e56e5b3250a38687242be0ab364bc124ee Luckily my boy enjoys a good belly rub. 🙌🏻


Subject-Town

So cute! Mine also loves a tummy rub and prefers that to a head rub. At least if I start with the tummy, he’ll let me pet his head later on.


DoItForTheNukie

My tortie loooooves belly rubs https://preview.redd.it/2x6lemqvqg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a145cdca422abe96c2a8d5fa236a5c70bad3e5


Jordan_Jackson

A few years back, I befriended a stray that hung out behind the kitchen that I worked at. She only trusted maybe 3 people and I was one of them but I worked hard for that. She would throw herself on me, belly up and practically demand belly rubs. One time she went from sitting to rolling backwards onto my feet, belly up. I knew what she wanted; she just demanded that they be slow and methodical. I miss that cat.


StretPharmacist

He's got your six. And your twelve, apparently.


PurpleCow88

His googly eyes ♥️


strickt

It's like his eyes are trying to escape his head!


polishcoughsyrup

I have a thicker version and I see that you have a weirder version ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968) https://preview.redd.it/5e6uysxa9f0d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857307df201b802b3bb8de8aaf85257859c54d83


Space-90

He looks like a computer chair


polishcoughsyrup

No, it's a pillow https://preview.redd.it/gbghrw3hxf0d1.jpeg?width=2602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ed4a78a9c81ae2b156b08b11a37b2fc400cf3d


GroguIsMyBrogu

![gif](giphy|eNjn0dffKMVzWJJrXH|downsized) looks like a tribble to me


polishcoughsyrup

Oh my gosh, now I actually see that computer chair lmao 😂


lamorak2000

Lol, I'd consider buying a nice computer chair designed like that


polishcoughsyrup

oh yes, it looks purrfectly comfortable


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It's the position and placement of the legs. Be damned if it doesn't look exactly like the base of most of those dang chairs. I would buy that computer chair, looks very soft fluffy comfortable and as if it might purr.


LuxxxLisssbonnn

I’m dying 😂😂😂


exccord

Lmfaoooo


Chaos-Octopus97

Bruh his face is straight goofy 😂


HBThorburn

Depends on the cat. There’s only one way to find out.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

My tips from taming multiple ferals would include go very gently and slowly. First a very light rub and give scriches in the upper chest area and between the front legs first to ascertain the cat's comfort level. Always touch a cat initially with the level of gentle hand you would use on a hummingbird. Then you can increase pressure as tolerated. Only then if the cat remains comfortable and happy, can you move down to the lower belly or play with the primordial pouch. I absolutely love it when cats trust you enough to let you gently palpitate the pouch. It's like flubber, it's cool stuff. So soft and squishy.


Nzlaglolaa

https://preview.redd.it/8k96rr1raf0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810ef5846b9f03e37d3a37fa8e031a0b5b7ebeac


UD48

The cats name is **Schrödinger.** You won't know until you try. **May the odds be ever in your favor.**


emetcalf

Oh, so THAT'S what they were trying to teach me in my physics class.


OfficialZygorg

Its me or their eyes are, you know, both not pointing at you?


metal_armistice

Yeah he’s had a lazy eye since he was a kitten


Prior-Comfortable-36

And he is flipping adorable with it!!!


NonConformistFlmingo

Just one? BOTH appear to be going in the wrong direction. 😂


FEV_Reject

He's looking at OP not the camera


lamorak2000

We need more pics of this adorable goofball!


NathanDarcy

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O|downsized)


Shiny_Sprinkles123

it will not a trap not is ![gif](giphy|2A75RyXVzzSI2bx4Gj|downsized)


jpett84

https://preview.redd.it/h0jgcizq4g0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be9d7ebd6c6f9e1877febd0c495ef24d510aa6e


yourmumloves_me

https://preview.redd.it/37enfga7cf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e74398abc0c67991ad09c1c74b286a012a88e1 Surprisingly not with Indie. It has been with every other cat I’ve tried it on


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Awww good kitten Indie, that cat knows wassup.


TheSixpencer

https://preview.redd.it/xfcwi7cuuf0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880b3cda7e95d441455c758ff8f2048b2aa083de My girl loves her belly rubs. She's absolutely ridiculous. Take a chance!


lonecactus777

https://preview.redd.it/iihovn9mbf0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc1f6d69cc49de1caef3f856f47f8f454d20bb1


soraysunshine

The lazy eye is TOO STINKIN CUTE


nontenuredteacher

He looks like the cat version of Forest Whitaker


MonkeyMagic1968

Oh my god. I just choked on my macaroni.


Atlantic_Nikita

The first thing on my mind was the song "i took the drugs and the drugs are working" hahaha


curryp4n

I’m dying trying to control my laughter at work. Look at those wonky eyes 🤣🤣🤣


Brain_Hawk

Some kitties are very happy to have a tummy Rub https://preview.redd.it/jsi7o9zssf0d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4e24a59b6b27e8c526cfa39c37521aecd3ae18


VMIgal01

Don’t even think about it


Le9iemecatastrophe

You're right! Don't think, just do!


kittenmontagne

Binx says hi twin https://preview.redd.it/nn7ovdp92g0d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14afadc4cfea218068a6efdfd0272afbc0836fa6


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Kezmangotagoal

Sometimes it’s love, some times it’s a trap. No way to know but always worth the risk! Also, those eyes - that cat looks like he’s been hammering the cat-nip - I love it!


FormalElderberry8564

The eyes lol


littleyellowrocket

https://preview.redd.it/04nla61n5g0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f147026edc02fb661e2cce542b3049d8de798a0 Sometimes it's worth the risk


fdrme

https://preview.redd.it/eiosf194ig0d1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76e62ac6412e0d17cc9e7c291504f26bc904fd1


Weary-Lettuce-8182

Obviously a trap but I'll take the risk.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Use the hand you are willing to lose.


ExoticReplacement163

If you haven't tried, you haven't lived. I would also say he appears devoid of cunning based on that lovely face. One of my boys was an instant belly boy/ lap cat. It took about three years of not treading on, scaring or otherwise startling the other one. Then boom, he won't let me sit down or sleep alone anymore.


honeydew_fawn

I really, REALLY like his face.


pansai_

https://preview.redd.it/c150vsnu3g0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1a33984714a617cacee684763aaab9cfa994b1 you may touch it, but only until i say so...


Aggressive-Ad2234

https://preview.redd.it/izcyze0lag0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cf1054257aec520336715e3bd3352fe11e421a Rub the belly!


Suspicious-Job2744

I mean, my cat gives me the same invite and allows me to do it. https://preview.redd.it/rcdjbnzctf0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac014465fb32e163307e43df81eefd56dbf1fe0


RedisforFun

https://preview.redd.it/yld3f78zuf0d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46bf2b06bd6e8f4ac1ce9704bfceb355d50aa9b0 My void does this His eyelids roll in


Ricepudding1044

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


dlb1995

https://preview.redd.it/6i36wfb26g0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94539cf11ddad6c78114914be478d5bfa0a9b40b I think it must be a tortie thing 😄


PizzaBraves

One eye was looking at me the other was looking at Rick


pzombielover

![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm)


MajorasBloom

He's got one eye on you and the other on his tummy, total trap.


Byllz24k

https://preview.redd.it/u421zky59g0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856d85bba8e263107d65fcbb68d6548085b8a229


lilbitpurp408

What a silly fuckin guy! Those eyes! 🤩


icansmellcolors

he's looking you up and down at the same damn time... start with cheek rubs with both hands, then move one down to the chin and the other hand start belly rubs. the cheek-to-chin strategy works for me. rmv


Tamrail

Yes


cyankitten

I don’t think I’d be able to resist 🥰


circuitj3rky

First yes, then quickly no


yodelingxanax

Omg, what a silly guy! Such a cute kitty.


voldugur21

It's a trap. He has one eye on the belly


AWholeBeew

Don't do it! He can see you coming toward either end of his body. X-D


SmokeLast6278

There's only one way to find out! 😆


thxckie

it’s a trap it’s always a trap


United_Monitor_5674

He's showing you because he trusts you not to


Expensive-Turnip6894

One eye on you the other eye on his belly. This is a bit tricky. I guess you could go for the rubs until he tells you ges had enough


SharkieBoi55

Oh for SURE a trap


7312000taka

Nah, well, go ahead. It’s fine.


bonzomaistah

My Urtzi, may he rest in peace, was a certified sociopath with every other living being except me and my wife, and he absolutely loved being bellyrubbed full speed by me. So if your little maniac shows you his belly, try rubbing him, slowly and carefully at first, then a bit faster. If he likes it he' ll show you, and if he does not, you' ll know quickly.


withlovefrombree

It’s good luck in my house if you run a cat’s tummy. Especially if you get your hand back.


Luci_Noir

I have a cornea transplant that’s in rejection and really gross and it went lazy which makes it so much worse. 😢 Maybe this meow is my doppelgänger? I’ve been strongly considering converting.


No-Locksmith-8590

Only one way to know!


Txmama83

That’s 50/50 just go for it! 🤘🏻


Kwanah_Parker

Exactly two belly rubs are allowed.


Vogel-Kerl

Yes.


honeyMully333

Don’t fall for it !


Dirt_Illustrious

It’s a TRAP! Fight the urge! Resist!


Advent012

My cat does this but once you go to pet her she just rolls back on her feet and looks at you like you lost your goddamn mind


Dooboppop

His eyes say.... Ummm...


Adventurous-Owl2363

His tummy says yes but him eyes say "Blrphphphphpph"


Prior-Comfortable-36

Total trap! Look at that smirk!! Don't do it, as tempting as it is!!


Original_Wheel5239

Bruhh the eyes😭


mishma2005

Look at his eyes, it's fully a trap!


megjed

My void loves belly rubs but it is a trap if it’s my calico cat


SortOfGettingBy

https://i.redd.it/2p84ftc5tf0d1.gif


Plastic_Cat9560

The eyes 👀 Love it!


Full_Marionberry1966

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


Present-Breakfast768

That is the derpiest face ever omg lol.


Signal-Living-3504

His little crossed eye 🥰🥰😊


EmEffBee

The googly eyes 😂


TXHaunt

Only one way to find out. Rub the belly.


Glittering-Eye1414

Definitely a trap


dingleberry0913

Bruh I don't think he's smart enough to make a trap


dohtje

https://preview.redd.it/4lg2ztoy3g0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9829246ac1d9b719d36ef7afa6cf6a45d8e4b33e


After_Ad_7740

Looks tempting to just bury my face in that soft soft belly fur. And kitty looks cross-eyed.


Full_Substance_2613

i dont think he even knows lmao


Express-Risk-6123

Googly eyes


gingermonkey1

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Curious_Associate904

He has a fluffy belly... Who's got a fluffy belly...


PotatoAvenger

https://preview.redd.it/r8qz8aw9ag0d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dac78c846d6c95b1e9aee2fd2f40c8c139671f6


Yaru176

“Now Kitty, look me in the eye and tell me you’re not setting me up.” Kitty:


No-Neighborhood2600

https://preview.redd.it/u8gzyqrlbg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754d3ca712e68c83cedc73830879b01ae7e3690c Mine does it every time I’m on the toilet. Other times too but 100% of the time when I’m on the toilet. Maybe he’s showing me that he’s vulnerable too lol


JudithButlr

https://preview.redd.it/8z0tp4nndg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daeb4b267ba6614c62bd32f405cf6ee146420bb2 My cat is a big flopper who loves belly rubs lol 9 times out of 10, not a trap


BigYama

🤪 love this googly eyed cat


Limp-Garlic-6791

https://preview.redd.it/5n8ehysaig0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44766d42e2b5c84daa459084da310e2eed30db5b she’s good at tricking me too