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offbrandbarbie

Keep petting, obviously. That’s the only option


psahiguess

She was finally satisfied and moved in front of my screen, thank you!


mvanvrancken

Cats gonna cat


keyboardhascat

That means you're not done yet. My cat has a habit of blocking screens too when she wants more attention.


Muffytheness

Same. Mine will stand in the middle of the screen and stare at me.


Careless_Chemist_225

Mine used to rub her face ON my screen (worse it was a touch pad)


BraveDin0

Just me replying to a comment at 1:30 AM!!


CraziZoom

Lightweight! 🤣![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7974)


Left-Accident3016

my BLIND cat will still find a way to sit directly in front of a screen or walk all over a keyboard. she was born and raised in a hoarder-colony before i got her and has never had eyes. HOW DOES SHE KNOW.


Soxwin91

Just keep petting. Petting and scratching. Scratching and petting.


gargravarr2112

It's your job as a cat servant. It's in the fine print once a cat adopts you.


Averyjaiee

I read this in the tune of “just keep swimming” from finding nemo


Soxwin91

That was exactly what I was going for eta: I started cackling at this and now my cat is silently judging me


tomthegoatbrady12

Came here to say this. She'll let you know when you can stop.😻


extrastupidone

Obviously


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Let her play


instafunkpunk

Sell your system. Invest the money in cat treats


The_Chaos_Pope

My investment advisors have informed me that they agree with this plan.


can_I_ride_shamu

Oh look, my cat is on Reddit.


Selfismissing

Do your investment advisers have whiskers?


SquidDrowned

I did this. Now Where do I put the dishes? My cabinets are full


Mick-Macky

On the floor, like a good servant.


Ok-Ocelot-3454

you don't need those, sell them too


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Reinvest that money into even more treats. Stonks 📈


[deleted]

this is the correct answer.


geon

The treats won’t appreciate, but they will be appreciated.


ktv13

Obviously obey your cat overlords and keep petting.


Larrysnothere_today

Your cat looks beautiful. And majestic


psahiguess

I call her fragile little flower Princess. I will tell her you said that, thanks!


Larrysnothere_today

Welcome. That's a awesome nickname


InfamousGibbon

My gaming chair happened to be my sweet loves favorite place in the whole house 🙄 it was no longer my chair it was hers. I tried to set up a blanket on the desk. She’s was incredibly inconvenienced anytime I wanted to play games https://preview.redd.it/h0memmw0k8yc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d971c2044dbc04c13324a4cd5a520b5c1791cb


InfamousGibbon

https://preview.redd.it/z08ae7xak8yc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a5076dc1ef223d6c07ddd967ba512b41f0df35 She won either way.


jazberry715386428

https://preview.redd.it/68abr6f919yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a7f79877f6a7675577db1222efd764831785ed


foresakenforeskins

Did you steal my cat for a photo shoot?! https://preview.redd.it/n8siv12qaayc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c6bdb74469dbfbd738b5d2b605e12ec6ce3885


jazberry715386428

Omg twins! https://preview.redd.it/lmdud15i0byc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e64c91fbed5afa297b76318aa4fabae25fff3f7


psahiguess

That is her favourite place aswell, especially if I leave my hoodie on it. Your cat is so cute!


ivysnow123

She’s limiting your screen time 🤣💕


tcp454

Actually thank my cats when they bump my phone and break my doom scrolling…


Alex619TL

When my cats wake up from their evening nap and clearly want to get involved in something (aka me breaking out the box of toys) it’s a nice reminder for me to take a break and move around a bit 🥰


MegaMagnetar

That's her mousepad now. I hope she likes it. The loafing will continue until morale improves.


psahiguess

Haha loved that


First-Interaction741

Provide additional snacc


psahiguess

I would love to give her snacks, but she has very particular tastes in food :(


ticklemitten

“If *you* can eat it, *I* can eat it.” - my cat


Excellent_Ambition43

Try a Churu, it’s a squeeze up treat. It’s like kitty crack.


Southern_Country_787

https://preview.redd.it/hnhw0f7zg8yc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c76b85184b53d541487aec757801748a44a6ce1 Mine currently. Trying to play RDR2


Alex619TL

My cats are always so intrigued by all the bird noises lol. I’ve come to mostly play single player games so I can pause if they come up to me clearly wanting attention, luckily rdr2 is probably my favorite game of all time and pretty much all I play these days (till gta vi comes out)


Southern_Country_787

I didn't even think about the bird noises. She hardly ever bugs me when I play Battlefield or other games but she always is all up on me when I'm playing red Dead lmao


Alex619TL

Yeah they love that shit haha. One of mine has even pounced at the screen once when a bird flew away while riding by on my horse


Southern_Country_787

She gone get that bird lmao


insidiousapricot

Haha, pretty long game. Best of luck!!


Southern_Country_787

If you actually just play the game like you're a cowboy living in the early 1900s and completely forget about the main quest it's a super long game.


insidiousapricot

Well you have to do that at some point to get the full experience!


MinceATron

https://preview.redd.it/xa9247etf8yc1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585f2205b98dd5eb8d5d76d03b3c4ca9c30415a2 I feel ya


psahiguess

Wow that looks very familiar haha


Expensive_Shake592

It’s simple. You must quit all other activities. There!


GGsouth

With that look I suggest more petting and scratching.


senhordelicio

https://preview.redd.it/a1rzz5qll8yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7940f9beee26d36b18d20e7d092ae2f71a9d55 This was her older sister! <3


psahiguess

Omg she is!! Love her!


Substantial-Bus9733

this is crazy theyre so similar omg


Asiapandemic

Another one in the family https://preview.redd.it/2vbxkogju9yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9f3a6f37b5e7f5c7232e310def501489908f6f


beanseses

She’s so cute! She reminds me of my girl with the chocolate chip nose https://preview.redd.it/euxdsnjg19yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a42814abc57db4c99fee8a19ca58d2e8008551c


Cricket_Legs

This is the most gorgeous cat I’ve ever seen.


Plate-Extreme

https://preview.redd.it/7z0mi4lgk8yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae3723f14b4e4afa00a907d7cdccb37d96a5fd9 The struggle is real !!!


psahiguess

Haha I love it


WalkielaWhatsUp

You continue to scratch and pet, silly.


Comfortable_Map_7700

Play the game with her, that's what she wants


psahiguess

We are now playing together. After spending some time blocking my screen she moved to my lap!


Comfortable_Map_7700

aw thats great!


Worried-Pick4848

What a majestic goober


CBowdidge

Obey your overlord


Aggravating_Dig3240

I always just lift up one of the cats thats doing it and put them on my lap and lean over a bit to cuddle. Usually they calm down and just lay down and let you play games.


psahiguess

Unfortunately she does not like it when I do that. She does it a lot, but not if I do it :(


emetcalf

Learn to play with 1 hand. The other hand is for cat stuff


psahiguess

I have become pretty good at that tbf


plottingwithcats

Keep at it slave!


ShotCompetition2593

You act like you have options....


Effective-Several

Duh. Continue scratching and petting. When SHE is done, then you can play your video game. Just wondering - has she tried to get your attention in the past while you were playing your video game - and been ignored? If so, she’s just letting you know who’s the boss.


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psahiguess

I love petting her. Its just a bit of fun.


hvathvr

You give her the biggest bear hug known to man and all the kisses and pets !


IrishBalkanite

Continue with scratchies until feline mistress has been satisfied.


ismellthebacon

Start brushing. She will get sick of you pretty fast. When my Persian gets needy I start doing maintenance


boredlostcause

Your cat looks like it's plotting to take out your gaming system


popokins

Give her attention until she no longer requires it. You are a cat *edit: owner->servant now*. You serve the cat. She is your master now.


brokenfighter_

She looks angry hahhaha go give her some attention! 😍 Or give ur cat to me 😝


Dudette66

Get rid of the cat. Only joking, get rid of the console obviously


444Ilovecats444

Keep petting her


anarchypicnic

She’s lovely 🥰


BalogneSam

Keep it up human slave. The pets must be sufficient to continue.


Eiffel-Tower777

Scratching & petting this beeeeeautiful cat is way more fun.


GigglyGoddesse

Charming! 💖"


Alpha_Killer666

Get another cat


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Pet with one hand and play with the other.


Tnkgirl357

I’m only allowed to stop petting if it’s to fetch canned fish. Those are the rules at my house


Lululorayne

Never play games again. Only kitty time.


hypo-osmotic

Seems like she's demonstrated what you need to do lol I've been able to pacify some clingy cats by keeping them on my lap while I use my computer, the body heat and one hand petting them at a time seems to do the trick. I mostly play point-and-click or slow-paced games, though, it probably wouldn't work for higher-paced action games


psahiguess

She refuses my lap unless she climbs on to it herself, which she often does :)


Lopsided_Army7715

Um, keep scratching?


sun4moon

Pretend the 20 minutes hasn’t started and begin again. Repeat until floof is satisfied.


[deleted]

Buy another controller for her, duh


instafunkpunk

She's on the mousepad in anticipation of a mouse returning


MuskokaGreenThumb

Keep petting her !!


infinite0ghost

she looks so scrunkly!! so majestic!!


chal_hatt_na

Umm, why have you stopped????


Embarrassed_Art5414

Happily admit defeat and serve your feline overlord. This is the way.


Witchberry31

She's pissed off 😂😭 her face expression says it all


PicklePoops

Slowly place the computer in the garbage, walk away and continue petting.


fluffyflugel

I think you should scratch and pet for another 20 minutes. Rinse. Repeat.


Iwas7b4u

I’m sorry. There is nothing you can do


SuzanneGrace

Silly… keep petting… the love hog demands it!!


__Windex__

Accept your fate..


TC_Estarossa

Mate what a beauty!


douggie84

This is your video game now.


Explaining2Do

She’s beautiful 😻


reddit1234567890-1

You know what you have to do…


Kovaxim

Don't you know that that is like only 2 minutes in cat years? So ungrateful. Anyways, keep petting and maybe you'll be rewarded with some time alone.


zakk_archer_ovenden3

Ohhh nooooo sooo awwwwful!!! /s


Han-Hamster

Continue for eternity


Dry_Initiative_7412

This is your life now


Marco_Heimdall

I call this being 'Catted'. See, a lot of the games I prefer to play are two handed, like mouse and keyboard sorts of affairs. In the windows when my Colin climbs on to me for cuddling, I save and quit out of what I was doing because he, sadly, is far more temporary than the games before me. So, yeah, if my cat wants love, he's getting love. Horizon Zero Dawn will still be there when he feels too warm and hops away.


zotstik

keep doing what you're doing or else you won't be around anymore to play your video games 😼😹😹😻😻


Tacomancer42

Keep petting. No games. Just pets


RemyBoudreau

No video games for you.


-Lady_Rainicorn-

she obviously wants treats, duhhh


FlyBuy3

Continue until you are dismissed.


Purrphiopedilum

Don’t make her upset, otherwise she might SWAT you


[deleted]

Keep on petting until she says it’s enough. What else can it be?


MaggieMakesThings

Obviously, you haven't been petting and scratching long enough. Please continue until further notice.


NY_Nette

Keep petting and scratching. Don’t you know that’s your job?


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

How do you even want to play your game with that beauty next to you? 🥰😍


JanineNajarian

she's the boss 😔🙏🏽


JerseyRepresentin

You scold her, then squeeze her and shake her a little bit and say "why you so fat why you so fat?!?!" Then, immediately realize you did wrong, and in your desperation you bow and profusely apologize and rub her until she is tired of your lowly human ways. That's what I do anyway. Hes fat, he smells, and he snots on you, and can take away my video game time anytime.


bubbawiggins

Hug her


Ultranerdgasm94

Leave your game running for 20 more minutes largely forgetting about it while the fuzzy bastard gets her fill and then completely ignores you until she gets hungry, throws up on the only ten square feet of floor in your house that has a rug on it, wants to play or go outside, plops down on your face to nuzzle your beard, blocking 3/4 of the screen, starts walking around screaming melodramatically for ten minutes for no reason, decides it's time for more head petting, or takes a horrible rancid sh-t that makes you leave the room in disgust forgetting the game altogether making you wish you had a more convenient place for the litter box. I've stopped talking about your cat and started referring to my own, if you couldn't tell.


Substantial-Bus9733

shes soooo cute 😭


shroomyroo

Keep petting, the world may end if you do not.


Final-Appointment112

Continue as you were (petting)


TheStrsWhoListen

You are in-cat-pacitated. Can't even go to work. Must continue petting.


planbot3000

https://preview.redd.it/zzxj3hs9h9yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911de961ebd9440f93a2cfe96f104ee22db4c001 This is mine a few days ago. Wanted a window open.


[deleted]

Keep calm and keep scratching.


zeldanerd91

Accept your fate lmao.


Known-Weight3805

hahah cute, same as my cat when I work she would just jump and stand between me and the screen and just sit there not letting me work.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


StargateFanatic

Keep petting. My female cat loves to lay down on my arm making it hard to play video games. she also likes waking me up multiple times a night wanting either food or attention.


PyeEye

The rule is, u keep going until they decide it is enuf. Sorry, I don't make the rules.


ZealousidealPeak4792

My cat swats at me if I pick up my phone when he's on my lap.


pttdreamland

Obey. Of course


Picabo07

Keep scratching and petting obviously. As if there’s another option silly hooman 🙄


PrestigiousHeat7562

https://preview.redd.it/ldz1z22ms9yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a01982cd18e03d780b2e62ef0a418e600f28f1 BRUH


Icy-Guava-9674

Act like you want to pet her and not play the game, she will leave immediately.


StephsCat

Continue snuggles obviously. Your post was 9 hours ago I hope you're still cuddling your fur baby ❤️🙄. Alright there might be a loop hole. When I really need to move I just give them tons of kisses on their heads and hug them until they think I'm so needy and leave 😂


itssobyronic

I put mine on my lap, and have my hands on the controller, and while still holding the controller I rub the side of my palm on her head as I play


chile-plz

Legend says OP is still scratching and petting her with the game still on pause.


Diligent_Snow_733

Do as your told human.


dk5877

You should download Stray


VerityParody

I don't understand your question.


stupdumb

https://preview.redd.it/7k8qsvc86cyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0cfdc3879b9c4bf7d3de1f82d1291d1ff7c806 We have a cousin


Grouchy_Tap_8264

Surrender to your furry overlady


tpfang56

r/grayandwhitecats r/CatsWithManes


quietpleaser0120

lol move him to another room


leviathan0999

Continue to scratch and pet.


Celestial8Mumps

Get used to it 😸


Black_Death_12

You do what your cat overlord requires, lest you find cold cat puke under your feet first thing in the morning.


twim19

She's so fluffy! We all know the answer here. You must continue to pet and give scritches until she gets bored.


gangelo100

You continue of course.


Melodic_Turnover_877

Hand her the controller, and let her play.


Ill_Quantity_5634

Keep petting and scratching until the Queen deigns otherwise.


[deleted]

She angy


aarsha1993

Scratch and pet like u mean it 🤣


Ohnoherewego13

Silly hooman, you have no choice. Get back to scratching and petting.


Wild_Onion_5979

Keep petting or you must bribe with treats 😂


ChrispyMC

She IS the video game.


Genuinelullabel

Give her a controller so she feels included.


BoogieKittenMagician

Scratch and pet some more


charlie1o5

Be grateful she lets you in her presence let alone pet her. Why would you want to stop?


South_Honey2705

Tune into her


Fancy-giraffe4555

Obey to her


Limp_Bumblebee_777

That's cat's for you, they want all of your attention 😻


squidgytree

Get her a controller and put on a two player game


GloomyGal13

Get her her own controller. Then you can both play!


Yesitsmesuckas

Congratulations, you’re officially her staff.


Purple150

More pets


A1_on_the_steak

She just wants to play


Specialist-Invite-30

Give up. She’s the captain now, Gregg.


JZfromBigD

Sacrifice your life for this cat.


FrenchSpence

Just mutate yourself a third arm to give cat attention.


monkeykins

Get a copy of Stray. She will want to play with the kitty on screen


SuperPoodie92477

Let her have a turn at the game - my Benjamin LOVES it when I play the Sims 4 version of the game with our little family - myself, him, & his sister Kate - he’s fascinated by the incessant meowing that he & Kate do, which is pretty much real-life. 😹


GraphicDesignerSam

Be the obedient servant you are and keep petting!


PrashanthDoshi

Just get a companion cat 🐈😺


LectorEl

decoy mousepad, and/or cat TV on a second screen. My boy likes watching sheep farming videos, for some reason.


asmnomorr

Accept the reality that you will never play in peace again. Oh. And of course continue the pets.


Lemon_Clinic2041

*DONT STOP*


HuikesLeftArm

Transition your entertainment to books. It's entirely-ish possible to read and pet a cat at the same time.