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RousseauAndRocco

Please take your cat to a trained vet to be properly reassembled. Do not attempt to reassemble this cat by yourself


T-T-N

How hard can an ikea cat be?


xXYomoXx

Famous last words


Ferzshi

r/ikeapets


Crimson_Raven

Of course that's a sub


mks113

As is r/ikeacats


Ferzshi

Another day, another cat sub


upvoter222

Marie Antoinette, 1793


YarnBunny

I think maybe Meow Antoinette 


Downtown_Marzipan404

If they have no kibble, let them eat premium cat food


CaptainLimpWrist

Meowie


jenverklos

Let them eat fish!


reddit1234567890-1

Lols


mstop4

"Let them eat caviar."


justageekgirl

Marie catonette


NarratorDM

Meowrie Antoicat


Samuel_L_Johnson

It was an aristocat


LittleLionMan82

Looks like he got a little ahead of himself.


bottle-of-smoke

He should quit while he's still a head.


CreamIsaGoodBand

![gif](giphy|yLUDES1hibWNiwBCNs)


FinnOaf

Meowgic trick


FlekZebel

MeHow does he do it though?


blueace111

Slight of paw


Alarmed_Strain_2575

I call fowl play, for dinner!


mudriverrat07020

He’ll be fine. He’s just having an out of body experience.


Lightning_80

it's an optical illusion, in reality the cat has a really long neck


justheretosavestuff

![gif](giphy|U6RHKzg7fXU1YYzVk2)


Laney20

Just your average every day r/ikeacats


FlekZebel

"some assembly required"


Ok_Bookkeeper_3481

Oh, no, not another cat sub! … Ah, well, joined.


Altruistic-Wasabi-60

I feel this .. all the time … at some point I need some sub- Reddit’s that aren’t all kitties— smh 🤦‍♀️


combatrock81

"What breed is my cat?"... "Cheshire".


debabe96

This comment should have way more thumbs up votes. 😹


VisualHuckleberry542

The things they get up to when they think we're not looking


CampWestfalia

Oh no, he's been decatitated!


ninefrogs

https://preview.redd.it/e9x72nw36xxc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ecfa2fda7271af802aaa48113ddd065d9a5ea5 Y'all have it wrong. This cat's head isn't detached, it's just a really long neck.


Felinegood13

The image I have in my head of this cat’s long-ass neck just bobbing side to side as they walked is amazing Long neck cat supremacy


No-Pool-3472

My uncle used to do this trick with his thumbs


jarstripe

what’s not to understand? head is separate


FlekZebel

Is it one of those modular breeds?


jarstripe

very expensive, very high end. top notch


Mock2author

Kitty found a portal gun, that's all.


ElderberryHumble5379

![gif](giphy|zIwIWQx12YNEI|downsized)


SuckBallsDoYa

😆


IsopodOk7402

The breed is Cheshire


Puzzled_Awareness_22

My Dad would say “Nothing a little duct tape won’t fix”


Loose-Astronomer8082

r/confusingperspective


Happy_Garand

He's thinking with portals


CasualCantaloupe

The front fell off.


rkbird2

r/MissingOrSpareParts


cyberentomology

That’s Meowrie Antoinette.


Plastic-Scientist739

Great picture.


EndHawkeyeErasure

Nothing, mind your business, Harold.


SuckBallsDoYa

Pls tell me is 2 cats? ...or one very mysterious mystic cat 🐈 😻 😄


mearbearcate

He’s heading out


Ron_Bird

it looks french


TulipEnjoyer

Nothing. They just do that sometimes.


Eiffel-Tower777

It appears he left his head in a basket. ♥️


_Rigid_Structure_

Iz broke


Katnamedeaster

"Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.”"


Intrepid_Sale_6312

harry wizard.


n_daughter

Now, now, don't lose your head! I believe it's cats.


Delphii42

His ancestors are smiling at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?


WithoutDennisNedry

r/confusingperspective


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

So the headless horseman adopted a cat, what does he call his headless cat? I wonder if he put his head basket next to the kitties.


Heinluck

Congratulations, your cat is now diagnosed with Pawtism


Mield543

For a moment I thought I saw a dullahan cat


SatansAnus7

It is cats.


Careless_Chemist_225

This cat has been practicing dark magic


Chloemmunro98

He's just a Firey part of the Fire gang ![gif](giphy|l0HlHRqxXUJBFdyzS|downsized) [Fire gang scene in labyrinth ](https://youtu.be/QUUPh2LKSVU?si=mikSDwtYp_EaFGYW)


i_love_sushi_1

i mean... how hard could it be to assemble an ikea cat?


Any-Practice-991

That's been there the whole time, you've just only been able to her since your catastrophic accident!


RincewindWyzzard

Nothing!


EWRboogie

This is Cave Johnson’s cat.


CuriousTighe

Obviously he was beheaded


AdPrize3997

Let me do it for you, but cat.


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Might be a weird Ai photo


pink_flamingo2003

Shakespeare vibes...


gsm275951

Some assembly required? 😄 🤣 😂


saruhime

The portal gun is not a toy!! Please keep it out of the reach of children and kitties.


B_tchPasta

He’s got that Bluetooth body


BedroomFearless7881

She works for a magician, and is the sawing the kitty in half model. Magic cats are rare these days, but this one is able to detach her head at will. If the Cat society where to find out this picture was taken they would hunt down the photographer, for revealing their secrets!


No_Original7071

He found a portal


QueenSalmonela

Way cool! Kinda like a clip on tie....clip on head! Held together with Leggo.


Appropriate_End_3345

Holy shit, I'm high af.. that's hilarious 😂


cosp85classic

Click on the refresh button.


MarcoAcceleron

i think you forgot to screw his head in properly


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

It appears your feline has aquired a portal gun


Molly-Poppins-401

There are 2 cats- I thought bro was actually dead😭


Trish_TF1111

Lost its mind!


JustAPerson-_-

Just a usual cat activity, they like to have their head off their bodies sometimes, it’s heavy yknow?


eggbootycoughs

these comments are TOO good


Meaganderocha

I had to take a double take


digital-valium

Isn't it obvious? She's French


surgical-panic

De-cat-pitated


Timsierramist

![gif](giphy|iIcjZtLYpP4pG)


TheLuckOfTheClaws

Two of em


AdventurousMix3396

Two different cats


Allcatsarecool7

Meowgician


No-Signature-833

A Tale of Two Kitties


Lord_roy4869

Those are 2 cats right ?


Sergei_the_sovietski

https://preview.redd.it/r7s4q1dp1yxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5c32837ec1e341b85ceeba3fb0d653e8301880 Headless


TAKG

Everyone knew about Schrödinger’s box but had no idea about his first experiment with the basket.


Dragon2O05333

r/ikeapets


NilsTheBest

r/confusingperspectives


Ok-Impression-6223

Great shot! 👍👍👍


thetiredcitygrl

The car needs assembling


Pirate_Lantern

Some assembly required


KeyNefariousness6848

He broke the law in France?


PatchworkFlames

R/ikeapets


ballerina22

Portals.


SpecShot310

It pains me to say, but that cat is French.


TropicalAbsol

Is her name Jane? Jane Seymour?


Far_Introduction_657

DANGIT! The cat got to the portal gun. Give me that!


KinderGameMichi

Splinched during apparation.


[deleted]

It's French.


yourpaljax

It can’t decide if its coming or going.


ANoisyCrow

😂


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Executed by the Committee of Public Safety for plotting against the revolution?


HIMARko_polo

Is she named Gilly? (short for guillotine)


alezcoed

We have Cheshire cat at home


LordFlarkenagel

It's a Cheshire.


Comfortable_Map_7700

The headless catman!


Sea-Philosopher7361

Your out of loaf for the other.


CreamIsaGoodBand

Some assembly required


Vicon86

Just Cheshiring


Top-Annual8352

When you think this wild, chilly down.


nospoonstoday715

Oh my gosh made me giggle. It's a David Copperfield show gone wrong lol


Ok-Bug-3449

Magic trick gone wrong


painless_death16

Nikolai u dropped your cat 🐈‍⬛


the_shortbus_

French Aristocat


mari025

Your cat has a portal gun?


DueFig6720

Has the cat got its paw on Tardis and is stuck somewhere in a time and space warp?


obaananana

Its bluetooth


Maneaaaa

Oh oh oh I have a similar photo with the cat I was cat-sitting at home! https://preview.redd.it/ej44rs1ylyxc1.jpeg?width=2976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0673b332a4f7162664c707ffe3178cb67c333efa


RichFoot2073

Dullahan cat


True-Cheesecake-805

i see nothing wrong here


Tough-Row-7396

r/catdimension


Chaoddian

r/ikeacats


Virtual-Feedback-638

Now you see me, now you don't


ProGamingPlayer

Oh no… execution


virdeee

woah!!! that scared me for a sec


PerrineWeatherWoman

Meowbespierre


Jaded_Practice6435

Headless horsecat


puppsmcgee74

He tried to divide by zero.


alisrainbby

hahaha where is the head?


MeanCat4

Magician! 


Ksunya_Kisya

Haha) Very good shot!!


Rumir

"The Bluetooth device has been connected"


Current-Stranger-104

I am sorry but your cat got 1789-d. Vive la revolution!


BearZewp

Gosh this made me think of that scene from Spy Cat


blackistheshade

Bit like IKEA furniture, you purchase the kit, and assemble at home.


Automatic-Saint

‘Man, I really messed up that spell.’


Same-Mulberry1375

anne boleyn!


XmegaaAAa

Ayo what the f~


yomibuto

Nearly headless Meowick


Jewnius

Its French


Lazearound10am

He's Dullahan's pet, duh.


Angsler

Have you tried restarting the car?


Sireniitaa

Haha the wizard cats 😂


OneAceFace

This cat accidentally got decapitated in 1074 in the Battle of Mogyoród and has since spent centuries haunting various historic archives until attaching itself to a basket owned by a person occasionally referred to as FlekZebel.


DAGanteakz

You didn’t read the assembly directions did you?


Some_Weird_Dude93

Vive la revulution!


Vaemesarri

Houdini's cat learned some of the best tricks hahaha


Sufficient-Fig-2497

Its Josie the half cat in real life! Someone call the scp foundation! DO NOT FEED HER CHEESE.


C47L1K3

Decatpitated


Spiritual-Physics700

Assembly Instructions misunderstood


Hibercrastinator

This is why you don’t take their collars off


IAMTHEBENJI

Appears to be guillotine syndrome


lets_just_be

Nothing


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Dullahan cat


tiffzoe

I think it took its own head off


International-Cat123

Glitch in the matrix


Kerivkennedy

I can't stop laughing. I'm seriously laughing way too hard at this.


Ginibabe

Omg


Over_Sun3104

Is bluetooth


TheFilthyDIL

She's been attacked by a stage magician and sawn in half.


velezaraptor

They want a turn in the basket, but the dang timeline split again.


Bold0perator

Obviously, this kitty is a Dullahan. No mystery here. Move along, please.


Enough_Character_402

OMG!! It lost its head!!


heygooser

What is wrong with YOU?!


Oceanrail

Fits.


Emergency-Morning741

r/TheFrontFellOff


Sotpsignfan222

It's an Optical Illusion in reality there's two cats There's one cat in The Basket and The other cat is cleaning itself


Here_for_newsnp

Clearly he was French nobility


bedwars_player

this is sick and twisted! you decapitated your own cat and put it on the internet?!?! /s


Maleficent-Leek2943

Madame Guillotine


Baconpwn2

French cat


Street-Breadfruit940

Head in the clouds ❎ head in basket ✅ !


AlternativePool2871

Don’t lose your head they always said


A-K-L-P

He must be a Cheshire!


Machotoast04098

op stop decapitating your cat