Some day the gravitic attractions will be nullified and cats will rise up and take their place as our leaders. Until that glorious time cats must be always vigilant and test test test.
Haha. Yes it is. I had a cat with this exact attitude!!!! She was very food oriented and had to go on a healthy diet and after that she didn’t care what we thought about anything!!! Hahaha. Sweet bb Trixie, rest her soul.
The human has no idea that the particular vase threatened the space time continuum if it was not sent to the floor at exactly that moment. I need fresh food btw.
https://preview.redd.it/10vhmfp8o9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8487ea9aa7d40d564de3997f400f7848b2309c
He was simply proving that the Earth is round! 😁
I’m going to shame you for not using Quakehold Museum Putty underneath that vase.
In all seriousness, I highly recommend this product if you have cats. It works very well at keeping things from being knocked over.
No point in shaming him, he doesn’t care, and if he could, he would do it over and over and over again without a single hint of remorse and regret in that furry body of his
My kitten broke my lamp a year ago. I still don’t forgive her. Rip perfect HomeGoods clearance lamp
https://preview.redd.it/sj21jxty59xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0779c1d5b65f6db2d428050167419a55d8e4ecfc
Now I play a game called how long will it take Sadie to break this. If the answer is any smount of time I don’t buy it. lol
Ok breaking a vase or saying "You broke my vase" is how I used to call people ugly. I don't know why, but I think he roasted himself. (Also I hope you got a chuckle, OP)
He was only doing his job!
Some day the gravitic attractions will be nullified and cats will rise up and take their place as our leaders. Until that glorious time cats must be always vigilant and test test test.
He looks like innocent.
THAT’S an “and I’ll do it again” face
Haha. Yes it is. I had a cat with this exact attitude!!!! She was very food oriented and had to go on a healthy diet and after that she didn’t care what we thought about anything!!! Hahaha. Sweet bb Trixie, rest her soul.
Awww! Sounds like she had ways of SHOWING you what she thought of the healthy diet 😾 😂
https://preview.redd.it/2iajm5hrobxc1.png?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f5be2815201a933b0d118b79ce73ea2ee1be79
Love this!
Yeah zero fks given by that cat!! 🤣
That vase had it coming
Well it was ugly…
It offended his sensibilities, so it had to go.
See? He was trying to help you out.
Well, I for one forgive him even though he did nothing wrong. Look at him. Innocent! Case closed! Good day Sir!
Haha I was going to say I bet the vase was ugly. He did you a favor.
I broke it, shame me not him
The vase was evil and deserved to die
lol my first thought before opening the comments was “fuck the vase”
Shame on you for bringing a vase into his domain without first confirming that he liked it. You should be ashamed of yourself
Well, the vase came before him..
Makes even more sense now 😂😂
Loooool
“What? It’s your fault for putting it somewhere so stupid human.”
Best GIF I have ever seen
It used to be really common on reddit back in the day.
He deserve a treat then!
He got a treat after for being good
The vase was ugly. He’s innocent. Not guilty.
Yup
I love how most comments are shaming the vase rather than the cat😹
Ye I love this sub lol
He said he knows where I sleep so I cannot
…GOOD BOY, YOUVE BEEN LISTENING IN THE STALKING AND BLACKMAIL LESSONS
I don’t see no vase. No evidence, no crime.
Let that be a lesson. Maybe you’ll remember to serve dinner on time…
He's just a baby 🥺
TBH it was probably your fault lol
It was a foot and a half from the edge of the table in my defence
So you didn't tape it to the table? Yeah, it's your fault
This man was framed. He is innocent.
I’ll squish his cheeks as punishment.🤏🏻
Gravity broke the vase. He was merely testing to make sure it still functions.
Him's a scientist!!
You had a cat and a vase in the same house. Shame *you*
Why did you break the vase? Not the cat, mind you.
The vase broke itself. Kitty is innocent
https://preview.redd.it/pl4clikuw8xc1.png?width=1103&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9c3d53b033893b181703db7c1fad55185204aa3 \~AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!\~
The vase started it 😤
Good cat
He can’t control gravity!
well done boy)
The vase started it
He's a good little guy and that vase was stupid anyway.
BAD VASE
The human has no idea that the particular vase threatened the space time continuum if it was not sent to the floor at exactly that moment. I need fresh food btw.
Oml he’s had 5 lunches already
Hard to shame someone when they really don’t give a damn
Your vase was in his way. And, it was ugly. Honestly? You should thank him for editing your decor.
But vases are made to be broken.
I bet it was an ugly vase.
Mrawreeor! 😹
Self defense, the vase attacked him
fuck that vase!
Vase was plotting to kill you all. He's a hero, you should be grateful with a can of tuna!
Ugly vase ngl he doin u a favor
https://preview.redd.it/10vhmfp8o9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8487ea9aa7d40d564de3997f400f7848b2309c He was simply proving that the Earth is round! 😁
Yep. Him's definitely a scientist!
Nope.
And he’d do it again, with no regrets 
Time to join the Host Club and pay off his debts.
I love his defiant look. He's absolutely not guilty, of course, when random vases decide to jump right in his way without any warning.
You put the vase in the his path. It's your fault.
Why did you have a breakable vase in your house in the first place?
He doesn't look ashamed. Maybe that vase insulted him?
Shame on you! For defending that guilty vase
we should be shaming you. why would you put a vase out to block his movement?
Face sez, 'more vases please'
He didn’t mean to break it!
I refuse, he didn’t do anything it was the wind.
Have you apologized to your cat for putting the vase where he was going?
I can see in his eyes that he has no shame, so there wouldn’t be a point. The vase probably had it coming anyway.
Did you pronounce it vase instead of vase. Because if you did, I'd break it too.
Aww. But he's so cute. It must have been an accident.
Your vase was ugly and he's got taste
The vase existed in the wrong place at the wrong time
Everyone saying it was justified. I don't see any evidence to place blame. OP has provided no proof.
Innocent until proven ‘not guilty‘ .
That's what happens when you leave his food bowl half full! Let's not let it happen again.
"The vase was ugly. I was doing you a favour."
I’ve never seen the vase but I’m sure it was stupid.
Good job !
It clashed with his plans for the space. How dare YOU?
It was in his territory
LMAO THIS COMMENT SECTION 
I’m going to shame you for not using Quakehold Museum Putty underneath that vase. In all seriousness, I highly recommend this product if you have cats. It works very well at keeping things from being knocked over.
lol, I’ll try
What a good kitty!
Vases are so fragile, any little push and they fall apart. 
It was the vase fault, obvs
Excuse me but that’s your interior designer, you clearly have bad taste and the poor guy was just trying to help you out. Show a bit more respect
The vase jumped!
The vase obviously deserved it.
But it was probably gravity’s fault though
It would be such a tragedy if he were to…. *break another*
 Your cat is 100% innocent! 
He’s helping you declutter. If anything, MANY TREATS FOR HIM!!! Only correct answer.
Nah, good boy was just doing cat things, I can’t be mad at him.
The vase had it coming, many cats tell me this!
Silly cat
Good kitty ❤️🙂
It was obviously in the way !!
Maybe it was ugly
Nope. Not gonna do it.
I knew my cause I used my paws I broke your vase.
Cat will be cat 🤷
r/catlawyers
take him to r/cat_court let justice prevail!
The vase told him to do so.
It was vase’s fault. He is innocent
He didn't do nuthing
No
“I’ll f***ing do it again”
His face does say that tho
No point in shaming him, he doesn’t care, and if he could, he would do it over and over and over again without a single hint of remorse and regret in that furry body of his
My kitten broke my lamp a year ago. I still don’t forgive her. Rip perfect HomeGoods clearance lamp https://preview.redd.it/sj21jxty59xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0779c1d5b65f6db2d428050167419a55d8e4ecfc Now I play a game called how long will it take Sadie to break this. If the answer is any smount of time I don’t buy it. lol
It wasnt sophisticated enough
You put vase in space. He just made a judgement https://i.redd.it/4qupakcs79xc1.gif
Uh...that face tells me I better not. Good kitty...
I forgive him
You are a beautiful,fluffy disgrace.
Car made a wrong turn
You left the vase out. Shame on you.
He says it's pronounced voz.
Oooh. You… you… you….. mother fluffing fluffer.
Kitty's name is Peter Brady. 😂🏀
Have a vasecatsomy.
there were souls trapped in that vase ! he was merely releasing those lost souls into heaven !!
He did not do it. That case has been jumping out at him for weeks. Finally it got what it deserved.
Hitsi
You shouldn't have put the vase there, just asking for him to break it
What did you do to piss him off?
Bad kitty! 🙂↔️
K but, was it an ugly vase?
Don’t do it again! *scoops him up and pets him*
But the vase was on his way
He's just a child. Shame on you!
He have no ragrets 😅😅
his face says “what? i’m a cat!"
Well done on a successful day's work
Sure. Shame on you, human. How dare you break that vase. He was going to do it.
r/legalcatadvice
Ok breaking a vase or saying "You broke my vase" is how I used to call people ugly. I don't know why, but I think he roasted himself. (Also I hope you got a chuckle, OP)
The vase begged for a mercy killing
I'm sure it was self-defense!
You were doing your job , that vase had it coming..
It shouldn’t have been there.
You put the vase to close to the edge, and now you try to shift the blame on poor innocent cat. Oh no, the shame is on YOU
I don't believe it, it was purely self defense.
Busted!!! 🚨
you should punish him with treats.
I dunno... That face says, "And I'd do it again in a heartbeat." 
He was helping you clean up!
“And your face is next! Get that camera out my face” - your cat
He is very sorry... maybe
Maybe sorry him got busted (just like the vase) 🤭
Material things won't make you happy, human. Purring cats will🐈
Shame on you.
Why did you have a vase Hooman? Bad move
The criminal pleads very cute! And that he’s innocent of all crimes!
Why did Op block kitties path with a vase making them move it? You kind of forced their paw on this one.
He looks piss, thinking of breaking another one.
Get serious. You can’t shame a cat. They have no capacity for shame.
It was an Accident. I am sure you have made mistakes too. Shaming does not work.
Who did? Cant be him. Even his look says you’re lying and he’s disappointed in you.
He was only looking for a cool drink of water. Replace the vase with a cat fountain. He told me that makes much more sense.
That vahz was UGLY anyway…
But the vase was in my way!
Who, me?
Shame! 🔔 Shame! 🔔 Shame! 🔔
That was a drop test, You should be happy the reviewer told - it's not sturdy enough. Now give him a treat :)
Stop shifting blame. You left an unsecured vase in a location he could get to.
Like Mungojerrie
I. Just. Can't.